/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.14768214]

The Holocaust was real, get over it you stupid virgin incels edition

popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Stock screener
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Previously on /SMG/:
>>14748872

[Anonymous No.14768269]

AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCKKKKK UUUUPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.14768343]

triggered

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14768346]

First for crashing Turkey

[Anonymous No.14768448]

Awwww shit here we go again Edition

[Anonymous No.14768553]

How do you guys spend your weekend while the market is closed?

[Anonymous No.14768557]

Amazon, Tesla, AMD: The road to prosperity.

[Anonymous No.14768569]

>>14768553
Posting about Amazon, Tesla, AMD.
Come on guys, buy some Amazon, Tesla, AMD tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.14768595]

It’s habbening! My MO-babies are growing!

Hey, you think if we called it “climate-redistribution” people might give a shit?

[Anonymous No.14768601]

>>14768569
Im have my Teslas. 300 soon after the 250 bagholding small specs sell

[Anonymous No.14768621]

>>14768569
>Tomorrow
Tomorrow is Sunday...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14768674]

Boeing is going to cause a stock market crash, just like their world famous 737 max 8.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14768736]

I hope XLF has shrugged off Fed shit and the yield curve keeps steepening otherwise I am fucked for about the third week running

[Anonymous No.14768763]

>>14768674
topjej

[Anonymous No.14768773]

>>14768595
>Hey, you think if we called it “climate-redistribution” people might give a shit?

hehe
I feel like I care more about all of the garbage everywhere and in the oceans than just the crap in the air
what about the big fishes in the ocean?

>>14768736
bet on a sure thing. I'm going to take the momentum trade here and say ur fucked

[Anonymous No.14768881]

>>14768736
thanks to the new age stress test, we know banks are more stable now than previous times in the past where the 10 year yield was low. as long as BAC, C and JPM keep raising dividends they will survive any inversion

[Anonymous No.14768904]

>>14768773
I have no idea why you think those are comparable threats. Seems very irrational.

[Anonymous No.14768945]

>>14768569
If I put a call on Tesla, do you believe it will reach $320 in a week's time?

[Anonymous No.14768999]

>DB lent trump organization money
>Trump defaulted in loans
>DB sues T to get money back, wins lawsuit
>Trump borrows money from DB to pay settlement

This bank is retarded...

[Anonymous No.14769716]

>>14768269
>tfw back in AMD calls
33.5 and they end the day after the ER. Hoping they go 1 dollar more than the 1.3 i paid for them

[Anonymous No.14769797]

WKHS ticker is really starting to heat up. Still Cheap and the real news hasn't even come out yet.

Buying All Dips along the way.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14770037]

People in LA are with out power. I bet they blame this on Trump.

[Anonymous No.14770228]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/13/as-juul-deals-with-teen-vaping-epidemic-ceo-tells-parents-im-sorry.html
>As Juul grapples with teen vaping 'epidemic,' CEO tells parents 'I'm sorry'

This fuckkng asshole. I should’ve faded the rally, I think MO cheapies May be inbound.

>>14770037
Manhattan is not in Los Angeles...

And I blame Obamahalo
Also, all professional wrestlers other than Roddy “RIP” Piper and Hulk Hogan.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14770265]

>>14770228
Louisiana is not Los Angeles or Manhattan.

[Anonymous No.14770280]

>>14770265
What?

[Anonymous No.14770357]

That headline isn't quite what he actually said. From same article:

>“First of all, I’d tell them that I’m sorry that their child’s using the product,” said Burns, who joined Juul in late 2017. “It’s not intended for them. I hope there was nothing that we did that made it appealing to them. As a parent of a 16-year-old, I’m sorry for them, and I have empathy for them, in terms of what the challenges they’re going through.”

[Anonymous No.14770509]

Can any of you guys recommend either high dividends or hidden growth gems?

[Anonymous No.14770511]

>>14770357
Thanks, gymposting so I haven’t read the article yet.

Kind of feel I should thank CNBC and Gottlieb for the cheapies.

>>14770265
Kek
Bet you good ole Brownie is at it again!

[Anonymous No.14770596]

Reiterating buy targets
AOBC - 8.25
VSTO - 7.75
RGR - tbd

[Anonymous No.14770714]

>>14770509
CATS
NRZ
MSFT
JNJ

[Anonymous No.14771139]

weekend

[Anonymous No.14771167]

Uhhh unfortunately movie night is cancelled tonite. This is the last weekend when my parents are visiting and I’m with them and their rich surgeon fren at a nice restaurant. I’m drunk as shit and won’t be home til 11:00pm Mtn (chad) time, 1:00am EST, and that’s probably too late. I’m sorry this is two weeks in a row, next week’s will NOT be cancelled, it hurts my brain (and your consensus reality) when rigorous, punctual schedules get disrupted

[Anonymous No.14771193]

Manhattan reporting in

Have electric, light, ac, water, etc

Lot of sirens downtown. The clubs are probably a mess.

[Anonymous No.14771212]

>>14771167
Day = ruined

[Anonymous No.14771278]

>>14771193
boring
I give 1 out of 5 on the happening scale
how about the whole city goes dark for 36+ hours? try that next time

>>14771167
it is unfortunate, but we are very grateful for the movie night streams that we do get

[Anonymous No.14771284]

Daily reminder that the Holocost was a farse.

[Anonymous No.14771370]

Now the Irish Potato Famine, THERE was a farce
*sips*

[Anonymous No.14771435]

>>14771167
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.14771513]

>>14771167
Tell that fucking bonesaw that modern medicine is a hoax and that the human body is knows how to heal itself.

Nominating Glengarry Glen Ross for next week movie night.

[Anonymous No.14771589]

TA wise, FDP should be making huge comeback ;_;

but it entering "dead company" pattern
maybe it really am over for canned goods

[Anonymous No.14771675]

all of you, fools. remember when i was shilling RKUNY at 6$? all of you are fools for not buying, while here i am, sitting on the moon.

[Anonymous No.14772303]

>>14771589
>maybe it really am over for canned goods

Never.

[Anonymous No.14772367]

>>14772303
This.
Eating canned salmon on my greens tonight.
Without a movie.

[Anonymous No.14772403]

>>14768214

Welcome to stock market general, where we talk about how the holocaust was super real and make 5% a year annualized gains kek Daily Reminder all Faggot Boomers get the rope

[Anonymous No.14772438]

Here's another One

UUUU
Energy Fuels

Its Been a steady $3 uranium stock all year, Like almost no Delta.

Friday Some Australian Reporter supposedly leaked something about US imports, the ticker was halted, along with other Uranium companies, and it fell to $1.90.
Turns out its was nothing confirmed, and really has no affect on them. Going to Try and snag some cheap Call options at the open and ride it back to $3 Wheres its been pretty steady at for A year.

[Anonymous No.14772510]

>>14768214
>Proctor and Gamble was $83 last year
>It’s 114.00 now. Feels fucking great.

[Anonymous No.14772575]

>>14768214
How are stock market prices decided? "Supply and demand and what people are willing to pay" but what WHO is willing to pay? And what about during the day when it's constantly changing? How is the value chosen? Is it literally Jews spinning dreidels with numerical values assigned to each side? WHAT IS IT?

[Anonymous No.14772596]

>>14768214
If I work for a tech company and invest my money it that isn't considered insider training, but what if I knew about the probable success of a product that was in development? Why isn't that insider trading?

[Anonymous No.14772598]

Can someone give me a breakdown on how to short and long treasury bonds? Feel like now is the time to get dirty and short 2 years. Drop incoming.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14772602]

>>14772403
how does it feel knowing that you may never be able to take money out of your bullshit runescape tokens and put it into actual money that you can buy things other than drugs on tor with

[Anonymous No.14772631]

If I've invested in commodities, is there somewhere I can go to acquire the commodities? If I've invested in lumber is there somewhere I can go to pick up the wooden planks?

[Anonymous No.14772647]

>>14772575
This isn't the dark ages.
The dreidel-jews were long ago replaced with random number generators, which were then replaced by algorithmic AI traders.

If AI can now beat humans at Chess, Jeopardy, and Poker, what makes you think any sort of trading is safe?

Short humanity.

>>14772631
kek. you know that's not how commodities futures work.
You have to go to the future to collect your lumber.

[Anonymous No.14772717]

>>14772647
But which AI decides the stock price? I can use AI, or I can choose when to buy, but I can't decide the stock price I buy at. Who/what AI decides this and what is it's input?

[Anonymous No.14772822]

>>14772647
Ways to thwart AI:
Trade long-term
Don't set stops
Buy within the Bid--Ask spread

[Anonymous No.14773130]

>>14772822
>Don't set stops
I just double fucked myself in the same penny stock by setting a stop... again

Everyone says trading without a stop is suicide though...

>Buy within the bid--ask
Why? I always limit buy below the bid.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.14773275]

>>14771167
K

[Anonymous No.14773412]

Do any of you guys got "meme" level stocks?

[Anonymous No.14773553]

>>14772631
You may collect your lean hogs at the NYSE on Friday evenings. Be sure to bring your contract certificate. One of the men in blue coats will assign you a loading dock pass. Place the pass on your dashboard and back your trailer up to the dock.

[Anonymous No.14773596]

>>14773553
thos would bee so fuggy cool for do O_O

[Anonymous No.14773654]

>>14773553
I live in Texas, how the heck do I get all the way to New York and back in time for Friday's Bar-B-Q!? What did these little-black-hat-wearing weirdos think I was gonna do with 200 pounds of hog? It's not like you resell the meat you buy at the grocery store. I NEED MY
HOG!

[Anonymous No.14773718]

The first people/broker to figure out how to let people invest in crypto in their IRA’s is going to make a mint.

I’ve always thought mining was going to be way too difficult for small timers, but if these numbers are nearly accurate...

Fuck, I wish I was still all in stocks and cash, this shit is complicated.

[Anonymous No.14773780]

>>14773412
Chesapeake Energy is about the memeyist hedge you could go for now
Also CannTrust right now

[Anonymous No.14773792]

>>14773654
>I NEED MY HOG!

Don't we all.

[Anonymous No.14773803]

>>14773780
I can understand canntrust since they were busted for their hollow wall trick but what happened with CHK?

[Anonymous No.14773903]

>>14773654
me pretty sure you can easily exchange yur certificate at almost any auction house that sells lean hog in texas because of cash settlement hedging O_O

[Anonymous No.14773920]

>>14773780
p-please no mention CHK ;_;
it only stock own atm that in green

mention it on /smg/ will make it crash
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.14773966]

How do I learn more about investing in stocks and investing in general? I have found out the basics from the Internet in a few hours, but I want to learn more in depth about stuff. What books/etc can you recommend? Would you ever take a paid online course? (I don't plan on ever doing that but I'm just curious if they are all scams or not).

[Anonymous No.14774056]

>>14773920
Am the joke that the snakey's mouth looks like an upside down vajina?
>>14773966
Don't ever pay for anything. If anyone asks you for money to learn something you shouldn't trust their advice anyway. Read hundreds and hundreds of articles on investopedia, watch (and take notes!) the khan academy finance courses, pirate ebooks if you really feel the need to. The most important thing to do to learn is to unironically have skin in the game, even if it's just a few hundred bucks start trying to analyze stocks (fundamentally, technically, sentiment, whatever) and just trade. Nothing teaches you faster than participatory activity.

[MINISTER YOU SATOSHI No.14774058]

>>14773920
I thought you died. When are you going to livestream another autoerotic asphyxiation session?

[MISTER YOU SMARTCONTRACT No.14774202]

>>14774056
peacocks can sing?
Is this a song lyric or something?

Evolution is generally repetitive, most orifices have a similar general look to them.

>>14774058
Wait what? is there an archive of this?

[Anonymous No.14774214]

>>14774202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zHjfQNuq0

[Anonymous No.14774570]

>>14774056
But school costs money, why wouldn't good stock advice cost money? I already know it's a scam and don't plan on paying for anything, I'm just playing devil's advocate.

[Anonymous No.14774673]

>>14774570
School provides something that (at least nominally...) provides value to you, a degree. Nobody will hire you because you took some greaseball's online course. Similarly telling people you read a lot of shit on the internet won't win you any favors.
The second benefit of school is making lasting connections and having responsible professionals to help you. Self-study does not provide that, sure, but neither does an unaccredited online course.
What's the quantitative value of an education aside from that? It has to be the information you retain from the material. If you're capable of retaining the same information, 100 percent of which is available for free online through self-study, what's stopping you?
What are the costs? 40-65k a year for college, a variable amount (probably a few grand) for a course, and just your time for autodidacticism. The choice seems clear to me, either go whole hog and go into finance as a career through college+post graduate work, or minmax the other way via self-study.

[Anonymous No.14774895]

>>14773718
Nah, the market is too liquid for arbitrage.
You don't see bitcoins going for cheap in Iceland just because they are cheaper to mine there.

It's just competitive advantage like many other commodities.

[Anonymous No.14774927]

>>14774673
Self-study lacks external structure and deadlines, as well as guidance in selecting what is important and how to understand it. This has some advantages, in that you may see things others do not, but I think most people would benefit from these things.

Additionally, people tend to place more value on things they pay for. Most people would learn more enrolled in a traditional course, unless perhaps locked in a cell with textbooks and printouts.

City/community college is a great way to get those things for the beginner-level courses at an extreme discount. Some also offer further training and education, usually to a select few who make it through an application and screening process. These may require extra research and relocation, and fulfilling certain requirements like having taken certain prerequisite courses.

Lastly, your cats are NOT behind your walls, because they are literally mounted on your wall.

[Anonymous No.14774950]

>>14774895
But that is what we are seeing. In Iran, people were mining bitcoins in mosques because the electricity was subsidized.

What are you saying exactly?

[Anonymous No.14774991]

>>14774927
some good points, I do think that actually participating in trading gives you a pretty good structure though. You're not studying for and taking tests, every day is a test and your returns are your grades. I hadn't considered the community college route, around here it has a reputation for basically attracting burnouts and druggies (not like me! definitely not like me!) but if you can find good classes and professors that might be the best choice overall for people who don't have assburgers for charts.
You guys aren't ever going to let me forget the cat thing are you

[Anonymous No.14775077]

>>14774991
You’re the one who brought it up, it’s the first song on that album

>your returns are your grades
Definitely failing this class, might get kicked out of school at this rate.

I don’t feel like the stock trading game is as rational as all that. There’s a lot of gray area, and you never really know why you were right or why you were wrong. Mistakes often very difficult to learn from.

I’m more interested in the finance and macro right now, want to learn about rates and debt, growth and curves and models and bonds and whatnot.

But rat BTFO of me last thread when explaining why national debt doesn’t matter. I still don’t understand. Maybe this field is not what I should spend my time learning. But it’s interesting and feels important.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.14775091]

>>14774058
>When are you going to livestream another autoerotic asphyxiation session?
>>14773920
>p-please no mention CHK ;_;

Wtf?

>>14774202
>Wait what? is there an archive of this?
I know I've been at work a lot lately, but did I really miss this?

[Anonymous No.14775723]

Messing with that dividends every week idea. I'm still missing a few weeks but I've refined the idea down to around $400 by looking at low cost dividend aristocrats. The big hole in the plan right now is week 9, 22, 35, and 48, which all happen to be the last week of the second month. Any way to sort stocks by dividend payout dates?

[Anonymous No.14775779]

>27k USD
>750 USD a month

Will I ever make it?

I just want to be able to retire between 45-50. :(

[Anonymous No.14776233]

>>14775779
Maybe if you jump in front of a moving vehicle and sue the driver.

[Anonymous No.14776280]

kike, holocaust is jewish myth for goys like you

[Anonymous No.14776302]

>>14775723
Don't forget to thank me sir

https://imgur.com/r7hn765

[Anonymous No.14776744]

>>14775779
sure why not

[Anonymous No.14776924]

>>14773553
>>14773654

CBOE probably, not the NYSE. Unless you can find NYSE-settled LH futures contracts

[Anonymous No.14776931]

>>14773920
Please adopt a trip so I can filter you.

[Anonymous No.14777015]

>>14774056
>Nothing teaches you faster than participatory activity.
I've posted about it before at length, but it's always important to remind our readers here that you cannot learn from participatory activity alone. It is necessary, but not sufficient to grow your understanding and skills.
you have to also study the mechanics of the marketplace and fundamental concepts along with your 'practice' trading to learn anything.

>>14775077
>national debt doesn’t matter. I still don’t understand

it does matter, but there is a huge amount of FUD around it. It's just like the 'the derivatives market is a quadrillion bajillion dollars and the world is going to end ' headlines that we've been seeing since 2011/2012ish.
Basically the national debt is a problem, it is a sign that our political system is broken. BUT it isn't a sign that our financial or monetary systems are about to collapse any day now, which is what dozens of clickbait articles will imply, explicitly or implicitly.
That's the short version. the long version has numbers, some of them are very large numbers, some are percentages.
That's all nerd stuff though no one cares. The important thing to know is that if politicians, and especially boomer politicians, can get away with spending money, they will spend as much as they can, regardless of where it comes from.

[Anonymous No.14777226]

Damn, Samsung secured key supplies from Japan. Already sold because I didn't expect this to happen for another few months at least..

[Anonymous No.14777231]

>>14777015
Don't forget to thank me sir

https://imgur.com/iAqndH6

[Anonymous No.14777535]

>>14775779
>750 USD a month
This is how much you're investing, not how much you're making, right?

[Anonymous No.14777612]

>>14768214
When's the crash?
I wanna normie load up on REIT and dividend stocks, but everything is way too overvalued.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14777642]

>>14777612
I'm holding some CBL at the moment. Unfortunately the only crash that's gonna happen this is Bitcoin.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14777655]

>>14777612
I'm holding some CBL at the moment. Unfortunately the only likely crash that's gonna happen this week is Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.14777657]

>>14775723
I tried writing a program that found all the dividend stocks, then analyze them by P/E, % payout and day, and rating, but all the good APIs seem to be shutdown.

[Anonymous No.14777698]

>>14777655
This week:
>Retail numbers
>Fed speech
>Jobless reports
>Consumer sentiment
With how wild and irrational things have been, I don't think I can play this week

[Anonymous No.14777881]

>>14777698
Just buy SNSS

[Anonymous No.14778036]

>>14769797
Got in at 2.77. TY WKHS bro for showing me the light.

[Anonymous No.14778297]

>>14777881
Idk, I think I'm done playing pump and dumps or get rich quick dreams.
I have been playing SNAP recently up to their earnings. Up 5% this month. Nothing to brag about, but safe, easy bets.

[Anonymous No.14778344]

>>14778297
This isn't a pump and dump, it's more long term. Likely sell around January 2020 will be what I do.

[Anonymous No.14778428]

>>14778344
Guessing you're holding for the FDA trials on Vecabrutinib?
Looks like they're working with Vanderbilt on recruiting for Phase 2. Maybe I'll try and lose more money with this one :)

[Anonymous No.14778520]

Do people in this thread live off trading or is it profitable to just do all this work on top of your normal job?

[Anonymous No.14778627]

>>14777698
Is VIX ETF the right way to go in?

Anyone watching Asia markets today?

[Boardroom Jimmy !!nANmFrc95Pl No.14778640]

THERE'S NO NEED TO HAVE ANY FEAR. IN A BEAR MARKET THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE NASDAQ TRADING. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?

[Anonymous No.14778677]

>>14778520
There are probably some who can life off it, some who get some money on top of their job and mostly people who lose money

[Anonymous No.14778860]

>>14778627
A year ago I would have said yea, but now, bad news is good and good news is bad - stocks are breaking records left and right, then the next day everybody is crying how bad it is and we need the Fed to save us.
There has to either be a 2008 size correction or we're staying on this path of free money and negative interest rates. For the sake of the working guy, I hope we see a hard correction.

[Anonymous No.14779269]

>>14778860
Case in point

[Anonymous No.14779330]

>>14776924
there whole secondary market for most futures contracts under delivery specification O_O

it set up so people can no easily corner or squeeze market, and am vaguely regulated

there many levels of quality o delivery and many places for choose where deliver to
that guy can totally just get his hogs delivered to texas for predetermined premium that weere established when he purchased futures

this opens up whole new world of risk called delivery risk however >_> it one of reasons commodity storage facilities buy futures

[Anonymous No.14779696]

>>14772403
I can turn $100 into $200 in a day.

[Anonymous No.14779718]

>>14774056
joke am she bunny girl and big snaek her natural predictor so see gaping maw of snaek awaken her primal fear instinct O_O

>>14774058
uhhhhhhhhh


>>14776931
yeah because you post am 100% gold -_-;

[Anonymous No.14779774]

I'm going to long the vix this week. Everything feels like house of cards on a foundation of matchsticks.

[Anonymous No.14779942]

>>14779774
I don't believe in right or left politics, rather they're both fucking us over and spiteing themselves.
The 2008 recession started in Dec 2007, a year before the presidential election, ensuring America was too pissed for a Republican. Will history repeat itself? I can plot all the recent recessions with politics tomorrow at work. Lots of odd years

[Anonymous No.14780048]

mfw none of you have ATVI options open kek

[Anonymous No.14780579]

>>14778428
If you buy ASAP and sell smart, this is a money maker. Wish I could have told you about it 2 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.14780756]

>>14779330
Yeah basically what I was getting at is that NYSE doesn't do commodity futures contracts, Chicago is for futures
New York is for the past

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14780897]

>>14780756
So deep dish = the future and single large slice of cheese = the past?

[Anonymous No.14780917]

>>14775723
Got any advice on how to set this up? what's your portfolio look like?

[Anonymous No.14781147]

>>14780897
honestly I'm not a huge fan of deep dish over other pizza types
It's good, I like all pizzas, but deep dish isn't superior

I'm also not particularly in love with all thin crusts or mid-crusts. quality, ingredients, and balance are the important factors when deciding on a proper pizza method to undertake. now in St Louis you can get a good thin crust at Imo's. very balanced pizza.
Honestly I can get all the way down with chain pizza's or freezer pizza's as well.

A revolution in deep dish pizzas could be the future, but the current stalwarts of the genre aren't really taking any risks. I want a dynamic pizza revision to take our civilization to the next level

but basically what I'm trying to say is that I can walk over to the CBOT and get thin crust, deep dish, or midline pizza futures. all kinds, whatever. But NYSE can't do that, it's a stock exchange. They have NO pizza futures

[Anonymous No.14781188]

>>14781147
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.14781191]

>>14781147
I love thin crust but i never buy it cause its the same price and you get less food

[Anonymous No.14781344]

>>14780756
oh yeah X_X
also apparently lean hogs no have delivery option either >_>

delivery crazu tho jeez these guys

[Anonymous No.14781792]

>>14781344
I would like to order one (1) lean hog gf
taking delivery next month at my house

how much would that futures contract cost me?

[Anonymous No.14782250]

>>14779942
>I can plot all the recent recessions with politics tomorrow at work. Lots of odd years


Very interesting idea.

Are the Republicans the Bad Cop and Dema the Good Cop? Just tag teaming the plebs?

[Anonymous No.14782393]

>>14782250
>the billionare pedophiles flooding the country with illegal brown people are the good cops

Lol wut

[Anonymous No.14782848]

>>14782250
>Are the Republicans the Bad Cop and Dema the Good Cop? Just tag teaming the plebs?

The gov is very rarely the good cop regardless of party holding power at the time. You pretty much vote for slightly different seasoning on the same dish.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14783098]

>>14782848
The dish, of course, is dog turds

[Anonymous No.14783441]

>>14781188
is this copypasta?

[Anonymous No.14783484]

>>14783098
That goes without saying.

[Anonymous No.14783883]

You all are making me want to buy PZZA

Oh crap, was I supposed to sell?

[Anonymous No.14783944]

Oh my god...
BSV and ETH are going to bankrupt me. Even BTC not doing good.

My hands starting to feel weak, I wish I never got involved with this shit, fuck robinhood.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14783956]

>>14783441
i feel like i've heard it before...

[Anonymous No.14784005]

>>14781792
it all depends if you bet on her getting fatter or fitter

[Anonymous No.14784114]

>>14773803
CHK is one of those companies where it always looks like it's right about to turn around but then the universe conspires to cuck it then it drops further with the promise of recovery again and again.
It's cursed
t. Former employee

[Anonymous No.14784171]

>>14783944
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-14/crypto-carnage-continues-after-earlier-ethereum-flash-crash

>muh singularity
>muh crypto
>muh cyberpunk libertarian gf

Stay mad — you signed up for the latest and greatest fiat ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.14784216]

>>14784171
Imagine thinking that this isn't just a fake out by cryptocurrency industries to accumulate more digital bits.

[Anonymous No.14784225]

>>14781792
Me just go back from black market futures
There no delivery method for live lean female, if you want lean female delivery to house than it sold pound per pound base 200 pound minimum @ $21 a pound at July 17 contract end

For live lean female you must pickup at storage with $1 per pound added storage fee

[Anonymous No.14784261]

>>14784114
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
the founders dirty dealing cursed CHK

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14784394]

>>14784225
>storage
Are these facilities inspected by OSHA and up to code?

[Anonymous No.14784465]

A part of me is glad I didn't fall for the crypto meme and just stuck with stocks.

[Anonymous No.14784525]

>>14784225
>200 lb minimum
That's not a lean female, that's a beast.
Does the black market expect me to order 2-3 females in one order?

Do they fatten them up so they aren't fast enough to escape? Seems like an expensive method, I'd expect better from the black market.

>>14784216
I believe the big banks have been acquiring BTC, and I don't see any reason for them to have stopped. I don't know about ETH, but I think it's still a good option. BSV is probably a joke coin but I'm trying a new "never sell at a loss" strategy.

I've been trying it for the past 30% or so...

Also, Tyler Durden of Zero Hedge has never been bullish about anything. Is he bullish about gold or something? I can't imagine he's bullish about cash, he probably expects inflatiocalapse.

What exactly does this guy actually recommend we do? Just spend all our money on building bunkers?

[Anonymous No.14784552]

The holocaust didn't happen but it should have

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14784603]

>>14783441
>>14783956
it's /ck/ copypasta

[Anonymous No.14784685]

>>14784552
holocaust was mainly driven by materialistic envy as most humans act very primitive

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14784729]

>>14784525
Invest in dry goods and ammo, I guess

[Anonymous No.14784778]

>>14784225
>For live lean female you must pickup at storage with $1 per pound added storage fee

HIGHWAY ROBBERY

[Anonymous No.14784800]

>>14784525
>What exactly does this guy actually recommend we do?

That guy is probably an unironic boogaloo prepper.

[Anonymous No.14784807]

>>14784603
Thanks Pendulum. You may be the baggy of daytrading, but at least you're informed on shitposting.

[Anonymous No.14784818]

>>14779718
What I post isn't faggotry.

That's a start.

[Anonymous No.14784854]

>>14784778
>>14784225
How the fuck is pork EVER $21 a pound? Pork is 2 fucking dollars a pound. Let's say you got the best fancy pants pork out there, I might buy it at 9 dollars a pound ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM.

Heresy.

[Anonymous No.14784937]

I THINK futures should be red. Right? There was a sell off during power hour on Friday. S&P is in an ascending wedge. Should be red.

Pls be red I don't wanna lose more money on my short. 34 minutes...

[Anonymous No.14785152]

>>14784729
>New post from TYLER DURDEN
>Meal worm epidemic! They can burrow into your basement and eat all your stockpiled beans and rice!
>Be very afraid!

>New Trump policy to subsidize manufacture of bullets!
>Bullets about to be basically free, if you buy bullets now you're fucking up!
>NEW lead mine discoveries make all bullets worthless!

[Anonymous No.14785229]

will the markets go down or continue growing like fucking crazy? come on guys, something has to happen. they're too high.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14785240]

>>14785152
>meal worms

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14785327]

>>14785229
I dunno I just checked my mutual fund's statement and the shit's been getting 12.5% returns since initial investment. That's pretty good right?

[Anonymous No.14785352]

Are ETFs a meme?

[Anonymous No.14785360]

>>14785327
damn. it just feels like it's gonna explode at some point, or at least normalize and go back to normal numbers.

[Anonymous No.14785483]

>>14785229
There's nothing pointing towards the markets being too high. We could literally keep going up for another decade before the next financial crisis hits or something similar, that's why you should buy in now and increase your position every time the market dips.
There's a chance you could buy in now and still be in profit by the time another ~60% dip happens. OR even better, if you buy in now and the market dips next year you could just average out your position and lower your initial position by several percentages.

People being too scared to buy in now will be too scared to buy in when a large scale pull-back happens.

[Anonymous No.14785497]

>>14785229
well wat u gonna do, run to bonds that are capped to 0-1% returns til the end of the world locking a guaranteed loss, real estate returns are also priced in as rates can not go lower they are capped too only stacks are not in fact their profits will benefit 0forever rates. but you small corrections ofc here and there and it is important to be in right currencies right time so there is the most crucial part jumping around

[Anonymous No.14785554]

My company has an employee stock ownership plan that gives a discount on shares.

Let's say the P/E of the company is 10 and I get a 30% discount, should I consider it to have a P/E of 7?

Or does that logic not make sense because everyone else in the market will treat the stock like the P/E is 10 so it will not behave like a stock with a P/E of 7?

[Anonymous No.14785719]

>>14785483
it's not that i'm scared, it's that it seems that buying on the highest point ever is not a good idea. too high to buy, it would have to be a VERY good time for the markets for it to be profitable.

[Anonymous No.14785732]

Grind grind grind

[Anonymous No.14785784]

>>14772438
Hope you’re right in this one lol. I stuck some into it

[Anonymous No.14785875]

>>14785554
They never give a 30 percent discount. Also no the pe is the pe.

[Anonymous No.14786000]

>>14785483

I get the long hodl strategy but just look at the absolute state of this chart. Short term pullback is imminent. Not the next recession or the SHTF or the Boogaloo, probably, but it's going to drop a ways here very soon. At least wait until the daily RSI settles back down to the 50s or so before doing more cost averaging.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14786075]

>>14786000
You've got till the 24th to get out.

[Anonymous No.14786099]

>>14785554
i doubt you could using profitable at all or any basic fundamental metrics also time frames too long in such things so you could not even in theory trade them skin-in-the-game truly cause takes too long to get confirmation for positive or negative trades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqCtVapWFyM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14786103]

NOOOO CRUDE OIL IS CRASHING!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.14786143]

>>14785483
if the rally continues we will beat the next longest consecutive bull run by 2x. you really think that the market can do that long without a recession? coupled with the fact that the bond yields have been inverted for the 8th consecutive week? i ain't certain when the next correction is going to happen, but it looks to me that one spark is going to set the whole thing on fire.

[Anonymous No.14786161]

>>14785875
It's actually a 37.5% discount but there is a 2 year vesting period and I can only get the match on 6% of my gross pay

[Anonymous No.14786190]

>>14782250
Tag team with Right and Left trolling. If you know lawyers, they can be bros, but in the courtroom they bust each others' balls, then laugh all the way to the bank afterwards. I see it as the same thing.
I'll see what I can do tomorrow. I already plotted the average presidential election economic results for the week. Up M, Tues, down W, by Friday higher than Monday. Pic related, graph not showing on mobile. Open/Close for the day, each big market.

[Anonymous No.14786289]

>>14786103
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1150539479104577544

[Anonymous No.14786318]

>>14770037
Whats "out power"?

[Anonymous No.14786391]

>>14786289
>Iran is ready to hold talks with the United States if Washington lifts sanctions...

That could maybe be negotiated.

>...and returns to the 2015 nuclear deal it quit last year, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani said in a televised speech on Sunday.

lol no chance.

[Anonymous No.14786658]

Profit is mine for the taking; I'm up over 15% already. Sure I'm down 1.21% now, but fuck it I'll make it up next week I'm sure. AMRN is on the way to greatness. Only a fool would cash out now. Why settle for 2k in profit when the Holy Buyout would see me net 14k - 40k instead? Then for the long term holding play I've got my T babies, Dis,KDP,Comcast,KHC,PINS,etc waiting in the wings.

With AMRN I'll make back all I've got in plus more and still have my other positions earning me even more over the long term till I'm an old man at 65 yrs of age. My only concern is keeping my wealth from my Wife and Kids, they'll blow it all like mad once I kick.

[Anonymous No.14786741]

>>14785719
Just wait then, you will probably hate yourself if nothing happens in a year or two.

>>14786000
Well yeah of course, we will have smaller pullbacks a.k.a corrections several times. We had a ~20% correction late last year and I don't think a single person scared about a crash bought in then, just like they won't buy in the next time we see another even larger correction.

>>14786143
So? That might be the growth we see in the future, the bullruns might get longer and longer for every crisis that takes place. What I'm saying is, we don't know where we're at.. another crisis might be around the corner, a couple of years away or a decade away, nobody knows.
What I know however is that the guy that pretty much "predicted" the 2008 crash thought it was going to take place in 2006, but it took roughly 2 years for it to actually happen. So even if we have warning signals now there might be years left before anything actually happens and I'm not the kind of guy to just sit around and wait for something to happen.. especially not for years, time is the most valuable thing on this earth.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14786762]

OMG S&P FUTURES ARE CRASHING!!!

[Anonymous No.14786833]

>>14780917
This misses a few weeks but right now it looks like: PBCT, DOC, ECC, T, BEN, LEG, ADM, PFE, BX, and KO. KO being the most expensive at 52, and the total if you buy one of each coming at 343 at current prices

[Anonymous No.14787013]

>>14768346
seconded

>>14768674
might not be BA, but there is so much big things coming that same day.......

>>14771167
its ok, i spent the night with my lady friend last night anyways

>>14772438
UEC is much better

and they dip down to $1 a share every newyear or so, stays in $1.40ish range most of the year
its basically basically free money

>>14778520
depends on your capital (and monthly expenses)

[Anonymous No.14787409]

>>14786833
with costs so low, did you make sure each stock has been paying dividends consistently?
do they stop paying dividends when economy goes bad?
none of these are "special dividends" are they? there are regular?

also DIA pays out once a month, thats an easy 12 weeks right there

[Anonymous No.14787419]

>>14786741
and if you look at the index, if you bailed on the market 2 years before the crash you still would've profited from the 50% drop. we don't know when it's going to fall. the market is in such a fragile state any significant shock can derail. im already cashed out. i'll take less potential gains than risk the steep falls.

[Anonymous No.14787449]

>>14778520
Yeah me. What do you mean "all this work"? You can trade casually on the side while working, there are different kind of traders.
When I first started trading I traded short term as a "swing trader" while working in a warehouse (some times just a "day trader" of sorts, very short term). Write down strong support levels on a chart, put entries there, then put a 2% SL under the strong support and PT's at the resistance levels. If it goes under the strong support you lose 2%, if it goes up you're looking at at least a small profit, usually ends up being a solid profit depending on the stock you're trading as long as it's a healthy stock that recovers normally at a strong support level.

Trading might sound extremely difficult to beginners, but when you get going and spend some time trading really small amounts.. you'll see that it's very simple as long as you don't gamble with your feelings. Controlling your feelings is without a doubt the hardest part about trading, that's why you put out entries, SL's and PT's AHEAD of time.

[Anonymous No.14787476]

>>14787449
based and swingpilled

[Anonymous No.14787607]

>>14787419

Smart money is already out of the market. If you look at the S&P 500, the volumes are pathetic since the start of 2019. It's a very, very artificial rally.

The only point this year where the market had a hiccup was in May, and that was also at the same time the China-US trade talks broke down.

So ultimately we have;

1. US/China trade talks
2. Fed actions

Driving the market. Possible influences also;

3. Earnings, either upside or downside.
4. Debt ceiling debate and possible shutdown.

I'm not saying that things can't go up further. They can. But all it takes is for China to break off trade talks and the market will shit the bed 10% very easily.

Trump is looking very weak to the Chinese right now and they are going to play hardball on negotiations.

[Anonymous No.14787651]

>>14787409
Besides ECC, those are all current dividend aristocrats so they're reliable for paying out and going up. It's smart for all dividend portfolio owners to step in if the economy shits the bed to at least take the opportunity to accumulate at the sale price. I also put ECC in there because it's monthly

As for DIA, right now I'm trying to set it up to be as cheap as possible while still qualifying as a DEW portfolio. My basis was another guys DEW portfolio that costs around 1300 to get into, but I want lowcap ports to still be able to value invest and gamble with options to nullify the advantages big dividend portfolios have over them

[Anonymous No.14787763]

Welp, looks like the crypto industry isn't doing so good. It's probably a good idea to hang out here until this all blows over. Good thing I'll always have my stocks

[Anonymous No.14787801]

>>14787419
>50% drop
enjoy sitting on the sidelines the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.14787845]

>>14787801
you know that happened in 2008 right? and a 40% drop in 2000

[Anonymous No.14787904]

>>14787845
You know about the QE programs implemented since 2012 right?

[Anonymous No.14787905]

>>14772438
Wow that is a clear call sign.....

Fuck am I actually about to take financial advise from 4chan. I promised myself I wouldn't do this
Don't Bog me bro

[Anonymous No.14787928]

[Anonymous No.14787936]

>>14787904
we're in uncharted territory with the inflated money supply thanks to QE. but that doesn't change the fact that the market has dropped significantly, 50% before. in fact i'd argue the feds are in a even worse shape now than the previous recessions. there's far less interest rates they can cut.

[Anonymous No.14787977]

>>14787936
correction, we're not in uncharted territory with QE. you can look over to Japan to see the effects of decades of QE.

[Anonymous No.14787983]

>>14787845

Anon's right. Enjoy sitting on the sidelines. Let your fear eat you up one day at a time. You don't know how to predict the market...

although you really believe that you do.

[Your all Idiots No.14788017]

>>14787905
I thought so too anon, Figured I'd shill it on here a little and get some /smg/ guys a little heads up

[Anonymous No.14788051]

>>14787983
oh we're all just placing our bets at this point. it can do either way. but i'm just playing it safe because i'd rather keep the money i have than risk a significant amount of my capital. even if i pulled out 2 years before the 2008 recession, you still would've profited handsomely. it's just my personal preference to play it safe, i strongly believe that a unknown event could derail the fragile market.

[Anonymous No.14788072]

>>14787905
I thought to too Anon. Figured I'd shill it on here a little and give some /smg/ guys a heads up.

[Anonymous No.14788182]

>>14787977

Japan isn't the reserve currency of the world though.

[Anonymous No.14788231]

>>14788182
....yet O_O

[Anonymous No.14788300]

I just dumped 1000$ on a holiday to fuck prostitues while I was high. God save me

[Anonymous No.14788321]

>>14784818
you unironically believe that dont you -_-;
your post gayatry and winey bitch mode

[Anonymous No.14788345]

>>14788072
Ill probably buy this if it drops more in the next 2 weeks because its pretty much the only thing in he month of july thats about Under the monthly bollinger band aka the #GodMove

[Anonymous No.14788380]

>>14788300
I just dropped $1000 on chainlink.

[Anonymous No.14788398]

>>14788380
Based

[Anonymous No.14788460]

QQQ putfag here, held over the weekend after all

>implying anyone remembers me

Might have a good Monday

[Anonymous No.14788467]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OIL NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ME CAN ALREADY FEEL CHK CRASHING
PLS STAY ABOVE 60 NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>14788300
me spend $150 on sushi this weekend x_X
it would been more but none sushi places in city had toro in

[Anonymous No.14788587]

>>14788467
This is what I mean by it being a cursed stock

[Anonymous No.14788734]

>>14788460
SQQQ options here, its literally impossible to lose money as long as i sell tomorrow

[Anonymous No.14788763]

>>14788734
>literally impossible to lose money as long as i sell tomorrow

[Anonymous No.14788820]

>lose $1000 in stocks
>lose $1000 and counting in crypto
H-heh, no biggie!
I can DEFINITELY still make it!

[Anonymous No.14788923]

>>14788763
SQQQ at any price tomorrow and the options are pure profit

[Anonymous No.14788944]

>>14784225
>For live lean female you must pickup at storage with $1 per pound added storage fee

can I order one (1) live lean (or slightly chubby) female? preferably on the less damaged side
what kind of weights am I looking at for a live, lean female

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14789217]

>>14788944
It's a bulk contract for dealers like Epstein. You're better off just getting one from Russia.

[Anonymous No.14789314]

perhaps we’re supposed to order our bulk lean females as a group, and then split them amongst ourselves?

[Anonymous No.14789319]

>can only day trade 3 times / week
Is that per company or per market?

What's even the point if per stock desu?

[Anonymous No.14789465]

I just want a cheap slam pig
I can always fatten them up later, feed them plenty of grains and put the pounds on
I want to make sure I'm not paying a bunch of extra money for someone else to feed and store a heavy sow.
I don't want to pay someone else to chop them up and ship me frozen meaty pieces, that's just more unnecessary overhead cost

I guess if I buy a few gilts I can start breeding em and really get this operation rolling
>>14789319
that's for your whole brokerage account. not per ticker. (you know you can google 'day trading rules' and read about it)
you can open another brokerage account and do 3 more, but the SEC will be mad with you and you will have to split your money between the accounts
just hustle up your first little 25k stack and stop complain

[Anonymous No.14789494]

>>14789465
>I guess if I buy a few gilts I can start breeding em and really get this operation rolling
Cuckservatives will get upset and try to lock you up for this.

[Anonymous No.14789513]

>hes investing in lean females
>meanwhile I'm buying up all the supply of gamer guy pee
>1/4 hardcore gamers become mtf tranny girls
>will be able to resell 1/4 of my 100kliters of gamer guy pee as gamer girl pee
>worth 10x more than what I bought it as
>just sit here and wait

[Anonymous No.14789608]

basically if you're investing in fed, heavy sows you're just overpaying.
you can always feed, feed, feed them for a couple months yourself with cheap grains.
You want to get the highest headcount for your dollar, because you're paying by the pound

lean is key on the buy, then fat fat fat on the sale

[Anonymous No.14789615]

This is probably a long shot, but I don't know where else to ask.
I'm currently interning at a large investment bank, but I'm in more of a back office role and I'm not very happy with it so far. My first performance review went well and the second one probably will as well, so I am expecting a full time offer in a few weeks.

If anyone here has ever interned at a large financial institution and received an offer, how long did you have to actually accept it? I am thinking of shooting out some apps to other banks specifically for trading positions now that I know I want to do that, but I'm not sure how much time I'll have from the end of my internship until the acceptance deadline for the offer.

Of course, I could always accept the current offer and then shop around for something I like better and turn around and renege my original offer. Ideally I'd like to stay away from that, but after talking to a few very senior people at different banks they said it's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.14789676]

>>14789608
>tfw Epstein shitposts in your general while he's waiting for his trial
I don't know how to feel desu desu.

[Anonymous No.14790013]

>>14770228
Bullish

[Anonymous No.14790076]

>>14788923
Why? What big news are you expecting tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.14790094]

>>14788923
>>14790076
also JFC strangles are THAT cheap for SQQQ of all fucking stocks? How the fuck have i not known this. I know they expire this weak but 3 for 130 is so fucking cheap

[Anonymous No.14790123]

>>14790094
Jfc?

[Anonymous No.14790132]

>>14790123
it's not a ticker...

[Anonymous No.14790138]

>>14790123
jesus f*cking christ

[Anonymous No.14790160]

>>14772575
It's easy, bulls think the value will go up so they buy now. And bears think the value will go down, so they sell. The more bulls you have, the more it goes up and the more bears you have, the value goes down. And when things are uncertain it stays the same price basically.

[Anonymous No.14790163]

>>14790132
I know, i just dont know what the fuck jfc means its not a common term

[Anonymous No.14790171]

>>14790094
>>14788923
>>14790123
>>14790132
>>14790138
Why can't i see any SQQQ strangles or even the option to buy one? I've bought some before during ER's on rh

[Anonymous No.14790198]

>>14790163
I hope you know what DOMSCUMM means...

>>14790171
lol

[Anonymous No.14790208]

I don't like crashing in a really comfy general, but how are you guys different from the rest of the board?

[Anonymous No.14790210]

>>14790198
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS MY APP BROKEN

[Anonymous No.14790250]

>>14790208
the rest of the board is hard pink wojacks right now, fighting to stay above 10K and not lose all their allowance money. Jerome and Donald are basically fucking them in the ass raw

we're at all time high and Jerome is on our side.
hope it answers your question

[Anonymous No.14790295]

>>14790076
no, i just bought because its green at any price on monday (sounds too good to be true, so i didnt go all in)
any price between $20 and $40 at least, both well out of range

>>14790094
all last friday too, after 3pm
one cost $11 when i had an ask of $15
then i bought two more with an ask of $11 and got two for $10 instead
then i got suspicious and stopped

so three strangles for $31 total, that were worth $114 total when markets closed

>>14790208
we trade stocks and such, not crypto "currency" markets (some do do forex here though, since forex generals always die in off hours)

[Anonymous No.14790318]

>>14790295
answer my robinhood nigger problem

[Anonymous No.14790357]

>>14790318
go to SQQQ, go to options, buy one put and one call at the same time, robinhood will label it a strangle afterwords

[Anonymous No.14790367]

>>14790357
bullshit

[Anonymous No.14790371]

>>14790208
stocks are real companies with real value directly supported by the central banking cartels

[Anonymous No.14790389]

>>14790295
>do do

hehe

>>14790318
1. robinhood barely works during market hours, but it certainly doesn't always show any correct information when the market is closed. so who knows. is it not letting you make any multiple-option buys?
2. if you still have an issue when the market opens, CONTACT RH SUPPORT. it's their JOB to fix your issues and hold your hand through stuff. I need to add it to the OP one of these days, but we get so many questions on here about "oh, my broker is showing <x>" or "my broker won't let me do <y>" that are hard to answer. there are real people whose job it is to answer those questions. And, by using the broker, you're already paying those people's salaries. think of them as your servants, they are there to serve you

[Anonymous No.14790402]

>>14790389
There's just no tab for the strangle option. Call and put, nothing else.

[Anonymous No.14790415]

>>14790402
lol

you need your hand held to a high degree

please contact RH support and tell them that you need a strangle option tab

screenshot the chat log and post it here

[Anonymous No.14790427]

>>14790402
you just buy the call and put that would form the strangle at the same time silly, it'll call it a strangle when you do. Are you sure you should be trading options spreads?

[Anonymous No.14790469]

>>14790402
>Call and put, nothing else.
use both at the same time you scrub

[Anonymous No.14790474]

>>14790427
no, you fucking don.t

[Anonymous No.14790481]

>>14790295
>not crypto "currency" markets
I do

[Anonymous No.14790487]

>>14790427
by now you should realize that there is a 99% probability this is one of our two pet trollposters (well, the two good ones)
they always warm my heart with their antics. We had one really persistent troll a couple months ago who was making really good troll posts at ~6PM EST every night, but we haven't heard from her since then
but sometimes, we need to turn their attention outside. basically, I want to see how robinhood support personnel respond to this same line of questioning. much more entertaining that way

[Anonymous No.14790520]

>>14790474
uhhh... my dude
>>14790487
I think he's lowkey just a brainlet. If he can't get this to work I'd love to hear a recording of the rh support call kekkies

[Anonymous No.14790543]

>>14790520

[Anonymous No.14790558]

>>14790481
but it is not on topic in the thread

[Anonymous No.14790669]

>>14788734
>>14788923
Doesn't that just mean that the seller/market maker is using a lower implied volatility than that website? If they're offering a lower quote on Monday you'll be out of luck.

[Anonymous No.14790682]

Dividend time. If you got'em post'em: oxlc, ecc.

[Anonymous No.14790689]

>>14787607
no they not -_-;
retail and boomers out of market
we gonna pump until they fomo back in

>>14788587
me did all the maths
CHK will be $3 company again easy aslong oil stays above $60 for like month


>>14785732
so you master artist yet ready for draw me vore rp? we gonna be rich

[Anonymous No.14790727]

>>14772602
>>14779696

Cringy fucking Boomers, the Holocaust is a myth and you're circumcized for NO reason at all whatsoever, DEAL WITH IT

I bought Chainlink at SEVENTEEN CENTS you fossilized queermos

[Anonymous No.14790745]

>>14790727
This

[Anonymous No.14790751]

>>14790689
ratsy's newest artwork is kind of suggestive, I think he's always been ready in spirit

[Anonymous No.14790756]

>>14790727
>you're circumcized for NO reason at all whatsoever, DEAL WITH IT
wow fuck you dude
literally nothing I can do about that
no reason to come into the thread and act rude
just wait until I get a bionic foreskin that is even better than the one that they cut off me

[Anonymous No.14790831]

>>14789608
>>14784854
for one >_>
money in female meat am in the hips / booty, most profitable meat am girls whose hips 3+ inches bigger than shoulders
we do this with specialized grain diet, between growth years (12 start, 16 brought to slaughter) they am expected for gain .05 pounds per meal

why am female meat expensive?
because pigs can gain as much as 3 pounds per meal and their growth am from 2 weeks of birth to slaughter of 6 months, nearly 1/47 quicker than human female

second, there tons of over head to human female, you need bribe government officials, bribe police and bribe families which super expensive
second they need much more inforstructure from keep them escaping / harming themselves / suicide
you wouldnt believe the social engineering that involved when conditioning girl to accept that they are livestock and to meekly enter the slaughter house when it their time

[Anonymous No.14790833]

>>14790756
>tfw my parents didn't want me to get circ'd up but got a UTI and the doctors made them do it
It's... not a good feel. Wasn't there a company developing foreskin grafts with stem cells?

[Anonymous No.14790845]

>>14790689
idk how Im going to draw vore if I dont have a vorefetish
Do I just have to draw a worm eating something and that would make people horny?

[Anonymous No.14790857]

>>14790845
rattyratty is this the hand you were talking about? It's so elegant, I can feel the amphetamine psychosis through the screen

[Anonymous No.14790859]

>>14790831
>you wouldnt believe the social engineering that involved when conditioning girl to accept that they are livestock

doesn't take much

>>14790845
you have to draw a worm eating an attractive female obvs
if you draw a worm eating dirt or a cheeseburger you won't get as far, that's a much more niche and elite clientele

[Anonymous No.14790879]

>>14790669
could be, but according to RH im already up 2.66 times what i payed for it, so we shall see

also youll notice that returns get drastically more red after monday passes

we shall see how it goes in a few more hours

[Anonymous No.14790888]

>>14790751
look at those sexy chimney stacks <3_<3

[Anonymous No.14790899]

>>14790857
no that took 10 seconds for some reason.

pic related is the angle that still unfinished because its impossible

[Anonymous No.14790933]

>>14790899
hmmm that does look hard. I don't know how to draw anything. Did you know here in utah we have the US's second tallest smokestack (only 2 feet shorter than #1)? I see it every day on my way home from work

[Anonymous No.14791008]

>>14790474
What is this image of?

[Anonymous No.14791022]

>>14790845
ah, well good question, besides obvious answer that already have super detailed descriptions

vore am combination of many fetishes!
there very big chance that atleast one of your fetish can be incorporate into vore are

right now the trend in vore am

1) body suit
2)undignified face
3)contorted / uncomfortable poses
4)bondage

the traditionally aspects of vore are NOT important atm in vore art

[Anonymous No.14791027]

I'm so sorry I didn't listen, Buffet-sama!

My foolish "never sell at a loss" rule made it so I couldn't sell yesterday when the fear/greed index showed greedy.

And now that it's showing extreme fear, that money is still in crypto, so I can't use it more strategically now!!

>>14790933
Hands are notoriously difficult to draw well. Give it a shot if you've got a pencil nearby.

>>14790751
Those are some LONG fucking legs. Kinds sexy dessu...

>>14785732
very cute
how long did it take?

[Anonymous No.14791042]

>>14791027
So that's a second time I failed buffet

I didn't sell when others were greedy, and buy when they are fearful.

[Anonymous No.14791057]

>>14791027
I bet people were saying that when buffet started investing right before 60 years of boom.

[Anonymous No.14791061]

>>14791027
>>14791042

you have much to learn still

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14791064]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/1-erdogan-says-turkey-serious-164849867.html

[Anonymous No.14791093]

just finished with little book of common sense investing and skimmed through intelligent investor, are there other books that are more focused on daytrading?

[Anonymous No.14791114]

>>14791093
>Thinking that you will make it in crypto by reading books written by boomers

[Anonymous No.14791118]

>>14790933
wow thats a good smokestack
I wish it was wider at the top but theres probably a structural reason.

>>14791022
Im kind of interested in exploding dead whales,
What about a girl that walks next to a beached whale and suddenly the whale bursts open and she gets trapped under the mess. Is that something that would work?

>>14791027
the Kaede/mai chan picture is by Snarfles, who unfortunately deleted their account

[Anonymous No.14791123]

>>14791093
>are there other books that are more focused on daytrading?
there are thousands

unfortunately, there are not thousands of girls in real life with as much hair as the picture you posted
they just
they all just have short hair for some reason
and less volume
it's all such a mess

[Anonymous No.14791126]

>>14791114
i'm not into crypto

[Anonymous No.14791137]

>>14791123
any recs? i've just started with how to day trade for a living by andrew aziz

[Anonymous No.14791153]

>>14791123
Even worse:
Moe fangs aren't even cute in real life

[Anonymous No.14791171]

Bonjour le annonimuus, iz Bog.

We will activate global recession this Monday morning.

If you wish to domp eet, please do so before tomorrow morning.

Take your BOG-PASS to the local McDonald's you work at, ask for Mr. McDonald. He will enable you to remove your monie from le marquette if you give him your BOG-PASS

We hope you purchased le BOG-PASS, otherwise divestment is impossible.

We will domp eet exponentially each day of zi week, Tuesday will be 2x lower than Monday, Wednesday 4x lower and so forth.

Have a wonderful night

Audie a wi wi wi

[Anonymous No.14791203]

>>14791137
start with some basics to get the concepts before you move on to specific strategies. something like:
https://b-ok.cc/book/1128419/045976
https://b-ok.cc/book/1174074/a88dcb
https://b-ok.cc/book/3909326/3e5191

remember: concepts first, then actualization

>>14791171
wa la
waaaaa laaaaa
wi wi

[Anonymous No.14791212]

Home Depot boycott?
JNJ closing remarks Monday?
Vaping documentary on CNBC monday?
Attempts to hold gun manufacturers liable over mass shootings, and sue?

God I just want cheapies so bad, and so many opportunities seem to be forming!

[Anonymous No.14791369]

>>14771167
>mountain time (chad time)
Kek

[Anonymous No.14791377]

>>14791118
yeha easyu you can draw them entombed in whale guts with some sort of ditrought / disgusted look on their face that exemplifies the fact they know they gonna die like that like pic related

[Anonymous No.14791392]

What’re you anons looking at tomorrow/this week?!

I forgot about based Merck!

Merck, JNJ, Altria, Facebook, LMT, HomeDepot...
Oh! CGC, HEXO, AOBC, VSTO, RGR...

This might be too many stocks to watch.


Maybe should I look at UUUU, and a gold ETF?

[Anonymous No.14791414]

>>14791171

Can it wait until noon or so? I want to take a position on the vix and I would like a couple doji hours on the indices to cool it so I get a decent entry. Merci beaucoup.

[Anonymous No.14791520]

>>14791392
when everything am a cheapie
nothing am

[Anonymous No.14791524]

>>14791414
Mr. Anonimusse thinks he can tell zi Bog what to do?

A hi hi hi.

Let us tell you zois, Mr. anonimousse.

Just for you, I activate robotic workforce replacement. No need to report in to McDonald's tomorrow, will give you more time for investments.

As far as delaying global recession, Mr. Rotschild and his bloodhounds will be with you shortly to negotiate. Please leave zi door open for ease of entry.

Let it be understood, if you enter France you will leave with a baguette shoved up your rear end.

Adeu Meester Anonimuss

[Anonymous No.14791573]

>>14791524
>Mr. Rotschild and his bloodhounds

Oh no. If those things come near me I will burn the whole operation down with you and them inside.

[Anonymous No.14791582]

>>14791520
None are cheapies YET

Even JNJ is still so far above its december lows.
CGC might actually be cheapies, but I already own so much.

Why the fuck did I put so much money into crypto and dudeweed? I regarded them as speculative bubbles, and then for some reason fomo'd so much money in at the top.

[Anonymous No.14791648]

>>14791573
Ah, so it is you.

Hello Smimem, we suspected you browsed this general.

Thank you for revealing your hand.

There was no global recession, Mr. McDonalds will not be implementing technological unemployment for at least another 4 years.

But now we know you post here.

All according to zi plan.

Have a nice day Smimem.

[Anonymous No.14791687]

>>14768214
>The Holocaust was real

Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.14791721]

>>14791687
It was real in my mind, isn't that enough!?

[Anonymous No.14791738]

>>14791687

[Anonymous No.14791779]

How much depends on Citibank's earnings call? If they sound like they see uncertainties for the US economy, and of course they do, are we in for a red day?

>>14791738
Holy fucking kek
Do you think the patent is still valid, or can I build my own?

[Anonymous No.14791891]

>>14791779
citibank is the least important of the jpm/bac/wfc combo because theyre mainly worldwide exposure not usa

[Anonymous No.14791951]

>>14791891
Interesting, thanks. I don't tend to get all that much from CC's that early in the morning, good that I can skip it.

Financials seem undervalued, even if we're going into an easing environment. Are you still in any/looking to pick any up?

[Anonymous No.14792056]

>>14791951
i dont really trust p/e or whatever for banks they should be fair valued but in noise I think BAC is always a good buy under 30, and for regional banks STI and ZION
and for etf dealers BLK

[Anonymous No.14792124]

>>14792056
Thx fren

[Anonymous No.14792604]

>>14779696
You can't do it every day though.

[Anonymous No.14793162]

Just promoting the documentary, or is it really that bad?

My cheapie sense is tingling...

[Anonymous No.14793179]

just got margin called, lost nearly 2k. Im sad.

[Anonymous No.14793181]

Bullish on holo

[Anonymous No.14793250]

SCHG is 0.18% above its upper monthly bollinger band.

It’s so minuscule... should I sell or let it ride?

[Anonymous No.14793758]

>>14793162
These are the same people who are cheering one weed legalization and adoption of weed and wondering why after decades of aggressive anti-drug propaganda its suddenly cool again to use.

Whatever its money in my account one way or another.

[Anonymous No.14793770]

>>14793179
Am sorry fren what did you get JUSTed by?

[Anonymous No.14793777]

>>14790682
Negative EPS and double-digit yield, what could go wrong.

Let's buy ARCC and ARLP instead.

[Anonymous No.14794505]

So what happened in China?

[Anonymous No.14794858]

Facebook announcing earnings this week. Who's waiting for the bull surge soon to follow?

(If they fail and the stock crashes, hey, a chance to get more cheapies)

[Anonymous No.14794981]

We crashing today
Also Baggie a shit

[Anonymous No.14795033]

We leg up today
Also Baggie a qute

[Anonymous No.14795187]

We woo we woo
Also Baggie a cunt

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14795279]

>>14794981
>>14795033
>>14795187
The three /smg/enders

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14795293]

>>14794505
Slowest growth rate in 27 years, Trump was trolling them about it on Twitter earlier

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14795302]

NEW DUBS BREAD BAKED
>>14795300
>>14795300
>>14795300
>>14795300
FRESHLY BAKED
>>14795300
>>14795300
>>14795300

[Anonymous No.14795471]

Are there any stock trader youtubers who aren't full of shit?

I really want to believe I can do this so I can live like a neet but it seems too good to be true. All of the trading 'gurus' are full of shit

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14795514]

>>14795471
https://www.twitch.tv/thestockguy
This guy is pretty comfy, but I don't know how good his advice is.