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14735025 No.14735025 [Reply] [Original]

We all known Hal Finney got diagnosed with ALS around the time bitcoin came out, and eventually passed away a few years later. What some people don't know is that Hal was an extropian, and had his corpse frozen so that one day when technology is better, he can be unfrozen and live again. Could it be that Hal is unironically Satoshi, or part of the gang of Cypherpunks that is Satoshi... and the reason why none of Satoshis funds have ever moved is because Hal has left them there on purpose, so that one day when he lives again he will have memorized his private key mnemonic, and will be the wealthiest human alive, with 1+mill BTC.

>> No.14735041

Truth

>> No.14735115

Everyone knows he's Satoshi, this was settled years ago when the tulip Chronicles where discovered.....

>> No.14735805

>>14735025
Its was Hal and Gavin. Hals idea and Gavin did the white paper, posts and code. Gavin sent Hal the first BTC. Then Hal/Satoshi turned over develop to Gavin publicly.

>> No.14735816
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>>14735025
Pic related friendly reminder

>> No.14735846

>>14735025
It was a team of szabo, finney and john mcaffee. Everyone knows this.

#nevercraig

>> No.14735875

>>14735816
So in the end bitcoin needs a centralized custodian to handle the funds... kek
>muh new paradigm

>> No.14735896
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>>14735025
After he gets defrosted his brains will most likely be mush. Assuming they can even revive him, he most likely would not remember who he is, let alone his 12 word phrase or a location where he keeps it stored. unless he tattoos it on his dick

>> No.14735912
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>>14735875
Nope. It's just a matter of degree, you dumb faggot. Bitcoin improved the world, custodians still obviously serve some purpose, all is good. Do you have a problem with that?

>> No.14735973

>>14735805
>>14735846
PLEASE PLEASE ANYONE BUT CRAIG!!!!!

>> No.14736005

>>14735912
>Bitcoin improved the world
bitcoin didn't do shit except make some bagholders rich when they dumped on your asses

>> No.14736011
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>>14735973
He's a joke and discovered bitcoin in 2013

>> No.14736013

>>14735896
they can use quantum regeneration to fix his brain and machine learning for his memories

>> No.14736036

>>14736011
IM BEGGING YOU!!! ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE BUT CRAIG PLEASEEEEEEEE

>> No.14736077

>>14736036
No one would have trouble accepting Creg were he not a failed desperate larper

>> No.14736082

>>14736013
Yeah and then they will upload his consciousness into the blockchain itself.

>> No.14736172

>>14736013
Buuulllllllsshhhiiiiiiiiiiiiittt