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>wife: "just checked our bank account. where is all our money?"
>me: "relax babe we're going to be rich"
>wife: "huh? how? what are you talking about?"
>me: "i put it all into crypto, the bear market is over it's going to boom for the next few years"
>wife: "you bitcoin AGAIN!? we just finished counseling because of you losing all our money the last time!? are you fucking serious?"
>me: "no need to swear babe, you know i hate that. anyways this time it's different. last time i invested at the peak this time i got in at the bottom"
>wife: "but how do you know its the bottom? what if it crashes again?
>me: "dont worry babe. I got into a really good project this time. i did a lot of research and its the next big thing"
>wife: "ok what is it??"
>me: "DYOR faggot"

>> No.14733086

BASED

>> No.14733089
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>> No.14733103

why didn't you slap her?

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>> No.14733140

Dumb larp and incels itt

Have sex

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>>14733103
Because I did, before I fucked her.

>> No.14733167

>>14733061
kek

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>>14733061
Her face when she’s about to drop your ass and go partay with her recently divorced friends with your money

>> No.14733342

>>14733061
Fuckin lol

>> No.14733595

>>14733140
if you don't understand humor i don't think this is the right website for you

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>>14733595
Lol some people are truly hopeless