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Basically I know my friends private key and he has like .5 btc in his account

he knows i have his private key

how can i steal without him knowing it was me

>> No.14718945

>>14718927
Kys

>> No.14718946

>>14718927
Why the fuck are you calling him your friend? He’s obviously not your friend

People like you disgust me

>> No.14718955

>friend
with friends like you who needs enemies. leak the private key to someone else and have them do it for a fee

>> No.14718958

giving 0.05 btc to whoever can provide me the best / most logical way

>> No.14718961

>>14718927
You don't

>> No.14718992

>>14718961
not here for moral advice

>> No.14718997
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14718997

funny that you post that image, kinda redpilling how people based on appearances made them think someone more masculine facially speaking is more loyal meanwhile in reality it doesn't mean jack shit because conscientiousness can't be defined through phrenology

literally people would feel carlos matos is more trustworthy than sergey unless they were really redpilled and realized the truth

you can literally grow in "trustworthiness" and masculinity by just doing neck curls every week and growing your neck, really enlightening how people know jack shit other than muh feelings

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>>14718927
OP, you unironically disgust me. You make this kind of post while still referring to this person as your friend? If he knows you have his private key, and he never moved his BTC out of his wallet, then that’s a sign of trust.

Those who backstab, who are willing to throw their bros to the side for a few grand are the worst kind of scum.

Delete this and reconsider your actions

>> No.14719012

>>14718927
<wants to put this up to the Kleros courts to decide>

>> No.14719023

>>14718958
Fine, funnel the money to an offline wallet and then transfer that to another offline wallet and you'll be fine, you could peobabky transfer it to a online wallet or exchange. Even offer to help him get it back to you can pretend it wasn't you

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Give me my .05 now OP

>> No.14719038

Use a bitcoin mixer

>> No.14719042

>>14718927

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>> No.14719064

>>14718927
you make me wish all the SV bullshit was real

>> No.14719080

Begone jew, better yet kys

>> No.14719131

I'll do it for free.

>> No.14719134
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>>14718927
Go fuck yourself lowlife scumbag. I'm ashamed to walk on the same planet as you. I hope you get terrible advice here, then get caught stealing and receive severe beating for this shit

>> No.14719136

>>14718958
>>14719023
I'm waiting anon

>> No.14719177

>>14719136
Go away, thieving pajeet. You're worse than the ass fart OP

>> No.14719179

>>14718927
since you're clearly such a disgusting faggot NEET, I hope losing the only "friend" you'll ever have is worth $5,700.

>> No.14719182

>>14718927
may every woman you love suck on your friend's cock

absolute scum

>> No.14719187

>>14718927
email me the private key along with your public key. ill have it tumbled and sent to your public minus 0.05 fee.

>> No.14719197

>>14718927
>he knows i have his private key

does anybody else know the private key? of so, you have plausible deniablity.

that said, calling that person your 'friend' is not the proper word considering your intention. i can think of a proper word to describe you, though

>> No.14719222

If you have his email best bet is to make a protonmail and larp as a l33t haxor that got his bitcoin. Just send an email like "Thanks for your donation. Be careful what you pirate next time" or something like that. It gets rid of social suspicion as well as getting his bitcoin.

>> No.14719269

Just do it if you know he won't or can't get revenge

>> No.14719354

>>14718927
Tell him that sharing a private key with even a friend is a good way to ruin a friendship. Even if you don't steal it, but he somehow gets hacked, your friendship is toast.

Want to call him your friend? Teach him how to generate his own private key and move his funds to his new address.

Show him he is worth more than $5500 to you.

If you steal it, you will end up the loser, I guarantee it.

>> No.14719371

>>14719136
Why would you trust a guy who is stealing from his friend you simpleton

>> No.14719439

>>14719197
im the only one who knows the private key

>> No.14719455

>>14718927
IF YOU THINK ABOUT GOING THROUGH THIS, JUST COMMIT SUICIDE YOU FUCKING CUNT. NIGGER TIER BEHAVIOR

>> No.14719454

>>14719269
i need some sort of plausible deniability which i why im here asking for help

>> No.14719484

>>14719023
but this could still be traced on the blockchain

trying to avodi that

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14719504

>mfw getting anxious that this is my friend which i probably gave my private key while being blacked out drunk

>> No.14719537

setup a little bash program that drains their account and starts mixing using tor/vpn. Have it go off when you are physically with said friend as an alibi. you can never link it to your identity. wait to use it from an atm or different service in a couple years. you will need to travel.

>> No.14719554

>>14718958
Say you had it written down in your irl wallet. And you "lose" your wallet.

>> No.14719600

>>14718927
Is your friend black too?

>> No.14719686

>>14719023
That's not good advice and also jew or chink?

>> No.14719720

>>14719354
This. Tell your 'friend' that it just isn't safe given his circle and to avoid temptation he should change it.

You must be a non-white though. Im poor from being off work ill for a year but i could still have the privaye keys of everyone i know and their money would be safe.

>> No.14719729

>>14718927
>your an attention sealing larper making up a lie to get attention from anonymous faggots on a Mongolian basket weaving board
KYS

>or your a fucking dog cunt piece of shit
KYS

>> No.14719735

>>14719537
good idea, ill do the transfer while we're hanging out

>> No.14719740

maybe i could send it to some russian or indian sounding exchange like sistemkoin etc

>> No.14719742

>he knows i have his private key

no matter what you do he will suspect it, in the back of his mind, for the rest of his life.

>> No.14719752

>>14719740
Your not an Indian? You a horrible life

>> No.14719754

>>14718927
Take his BTC. Go all in on LINK. Sell LINK next year. Return the same amount of BTC the next year and keep your linkies as profits

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>>14718927
Why would you need a stolen BTC? How are you gonna explain where you got it when you try to cash out?

>> No.14719777

>>14719484
Switch it to monero after the offline wallet xfer. Switch it right there to monero then get a money order for some monero to usd on the dark web.


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.05 btc pls

>> No.14719804

>>14719439
then he'll know. don't do it

>> No.14719817

i reiterate KILL YOURSELF

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14719833

>>14718927
inbred tard face with "success"

nice

>> No.14719856

you guys are not helpful ill start over.

>friend needed help with something and gaved me private key.
>i used private key and logged into his wsallet, and theres .5 btc there.
>i want to cash out the .5 btc without friend realizing.
>obv my friend doesn't know my wallet addresses etc, but i am looking for good wways to plausibly deny it was me. perhaps some evidence it was some pajeet or something

>> No.14719883

Reported for asking for criminal advice. Enjoy your ban.

>> No.14719939

bumpff

>> No.14719953

>>14719134
Lucky for us, most advice given here is actually terrible!

>> No.14719976

I bet u dont have foreskin