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She wants 500$ a month or she is kicking me out of the house. She has already taken my Xbox and I live in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. I don't want to get a job in an oil field and die right before the singularity but she is at her with end with me. Any South Dakota marines that I can stay with for the summer and I'll give you 50 Link per month? Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.14682305

>>14682281
Don't be a fucking leech, contribute, and when you make it, quit.


This board has just turned into a bunch of lazy fucks

>> No.14682312

>>14682281
Why would she want $0 by wednesday?

>> No.14682339

>>14682305
>board infested with neets has become lazy.
Fuckin wide eyed mcgee over here

>> No.14682340

>>14682281
give her 1000 link to live with her for another year
those link won't be much anymore in a year

>> No.14682341

I like the grandma on life support one a lot more

>> No.14682356

>>14682312
Rekt and underrated.
I kno this is pasta but you jeed to go to thirstys if your in south dakota. I heard its lit there lmao

>> No.14682387

>>14682281
anon
rape her and if she likes it and here's what can be accomplished
sex for rent
family bonding sessions
win-win for all

>> No.14682406

>>14682281
next week:
>My mom is kicking me out of the house. Should I just give her 200 link?

>> No.14682421

Nice pasta

>> No.14682441

>he made the thread again
>the newfags reply in earnest, again

>> No.14682444

>>14682339
this board used to have a lot of people giving advice on how to "make it" in different areas of business, now its just a bunch of fat fucks dumping the change they stole out of mommy's purse into something they hope is the next antshares

>> No.14682460

>>14682305
Parents charging rent is the most JEW move, it is very unlikely they would prefer having a complete stranger in their home over their son so at least a heavily discounted rent should be charged. If they charge market price they can go fuck themselves.

>> No.14682509

>>14682460
Or, just hear me out, maybe theyre tired of seeing the son that they raised, that they put all their hopes and dreams into, sit on is cheeto dust covered ass all day playing bs vidya.

I dont get why poeple are defending those that show no signs of wanting to help themselves

>> No.14682738

>>14682444
Truth trips
But these breads still exist
>>14672575
Its literally 1/100 is worthy i agree. I still come back for this shit

>> No.14682820

The boomer replies, lol.

>> No.14682858

>still making this thread after a month
You're a failure

>> No.14683550

>>14682281
>My mom is kicking me out of the house.
>She has already taken my Xbox
>nothing else to do but play Halo 3
And thus the Neet's bad decisions brought him where he is...

>> No.14683576

>>14683550
Fucking kek. South dakota is doep.

>> No.14683622

>>14682460
Please grow up and have sex.

>> No.14684414

>>14682509
That reflects more on their parenting, the fact that the father never taught his son to be a man, and that his wife likely wears the pants.

They really shouldn't be surprised that their son is a tendie muncher.