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I was a hardcore linker until yesterday. I wouldn't sell my linkies for anything. I thought really it was going to go $1000 EOY because it would solve the Oracle problem:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test_oracle

However, this day I became a NOLINKER!! I'm a cyber security expert (I have a PhD from Stanford) and have over 10 year experience as an executive at major Investment Banking firm.

Yesterday, I reading the white paper and I saw that ChainLink is cryptographically UNSAFE in its algorithms and disassembly. Also, as an investment expert I saw that it is INVESTMENTALLY UNSTABLE. This is a very big deal in my line of work! No deal, ChainLink!

So I sold all of my ChainLinks market sell. My friends, I humbly and vigorously encourage you to do the same.

>> No.14642784

>>14642764
Dilate

>> No.14642790

>>14642764
blog posts are this way >>>redit.com

>> No.14642795

>imagine using all that time making this thread
not_gonna_make_it

>> No.14642812

So you were a "hardcore linker" before you read the whitepaper?

sounds legit

>> No.14642835

>>14642764
>1 post by this ID
nuff said.

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>>14642764
> I'm a cyber security expert (I have a PhD from Stanford) and have over 10 year experience as an executive at major Investment Banking firm.
>"hardcore" linkie before reading the whitepaper or doing any due diligence
....sure

>> No.14642866

>>14642764
Jesus christ, I could write better larps without even trying, dude. I'm not even kidding, you should genuinely be ashamed of yourself for thinking this was a passable quality shitpost. The fact that you ran this idea through your thick head and it didn't ONCE occur to you how retarded and unsubtle this fucking pile of pathetic dogshit was then there is literally and unironically no hope for you as a fucking human being. You absolute street-shitting, dog-fellating, child-touching, rock-smashing, career-failing blob of embarrassing grotesque shit. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Get help

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>>14642795
>>14642866
have sex

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I was a hardcore linker until yesterday. I wouldn't sell my linkies for anything. I thought really it was going to go $1000 EOY because it would solve the Oracle problem: https://duckduckgo.com/l/?kh=-1&uddg=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonexaminer.com%2Fwashington-secrets%2Ftrumps-list-289-accomplishments-in-just-20-months-relentless-promise-keeping


However, this day I became a (((NOLINKER)))!! I'm a MOSSAD cyber security expert (I have a PhD from Stanford) and have over 10 year experience as an executive at major (((Investment Banking))) firm.

Yesterday, I reading the white paper and I saw that ChainLink is cryptographically BASED in its algorithms and disassembly. Also, as an investment expert I saw that it is INVESTMENTALLY akin to buying OIL at the beginning of the first industrial revolution. This is a very big deal in my line of work! No linkers fervently desire ChainLink!

So I bought even more of my ChainLinks after liquidating all my stocks and BTC in one swift market sell. My GOYIM, I humbly and vigorously encourage you to do the same.