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14604737 No.14604737 [Reply] [Original]

*Tink Tink Tink*

"Excuse me everyone, could I please have your attention for a moment. I have a very important announcement to make so if you would all just gather round this wont take long"

>> No.14604754

what is it?

>> No.14604759
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>>14604737

>> No.14604769

>>14604754
Its very valid and important, im just going to wait until everyone is here first so you can all hear what i have to say

>> No.14604777

Go right ahead, good sir, I would be delighted to hear what you have to say.

>> No.14604782

>>14604754
Sir, please do not interrupt the gentlemen again or I will have to escort you to the rear of the promenade.

>> No.14604789

>>14604769
Im here fren, what is it

>> No.14604798
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>>14604777
very nice digits fren, so glad you could make it

>> No.14604818

Of course sir, let me find myself a seat first

>> No.14604820

>>14604737
Finally

>> No.14604831
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>>14604737
I just told everyone to leave my office, closed the light and grabbed the comfiest blanket which I always keep under my desk for moments like this.
By all means my friend, the stage is yours

>> No.14604843
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14604843

If everyone would just take a seat please - this really wont take a moment. Feel free to ask any of the jannies for drinks and refreshments

>> No.14604852

Good day, sir!

>> No.14604877

>fastwalks through doorway
>fumbles with jacket sleeves
*pant pant* Sorry I'm late! Mr. Shekelberg wouldn't let me leave early. Hope you didn't make the announcement without me!

>> No.14604888

>>14604737
fellow pajeet by now everyone knows about operation eye laser. Now commence.

>> No.14604911

>>14604877
i wouldn't dream of it my dear fren. Good to see your face! sorry to hear Shekelbergs been riding you - hopefully that wont be the case for much longer due to your smart investments! please take a seat.

I think that's just about everybody here so ill be making my announcement shortly

>> No.14604923

>>14604843
is sergey pregnant again?

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>> No.14604937

>>14604843
Ok sure, but I've only got a minute

>> No.14604943
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>>14604843
Did I miss it? Are there still free seats?

>> No.14604951

I have to pee, does anyone have a bottle?

>> No.14604954

>>14604911

Sir, we are all patiently waiting for your announcement.

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>>14604737
Mhmm, I can smell the never selling announcement cooking in the kitchen. Quite exquisite sir

>> No.14604975

>>14604911
>>14604888
>>14604877
>>14604777

I can see kek is here also watching down on us for this blessed announcement, such an honour and privilege to have you lord kek.

Right now that everyone is seated ill be making my announcement

>> No.14604978

Janny! Janny I cannot find a seat and I worry I wont be seated in time for the announcement!

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Im waiting anon, sitting comfy

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Yes fren? iam listening

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14604992

all in LIT

>> No.14604996
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14604996

fashionably late as always
did I miss anything?

>> No.14605004

>>14604737
Everyone shut up. Get on with it op.

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>>14604961

>> No.14605018

>>14604737
I just finished my hourly prayers to our lord Json, I suppose I can join in for this event.

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>>14604975
Spit it out right now. I'm not playing around.

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*sits*
This happens to be a fine day for an announcement. Do proceed, mister.

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>>14604996
>fashionably late as always
>jannies, get me a whisky on the rocks, and an ash tray too

>> No.14605033

>>14604975
>clears throat
>coughs
>looks left and right
>everyone ready
Can't wait

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>>14604737
made it right on time.
Did i misses anything?

>> No.14605053

The same joke every day how does it not get old?

>> No.14605054

>>14604737
07/07?

>> No.14605056
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14605056

nice flannel op. I must say you look dashing

>> No.14605059

Guys I just got a phone call from my brother, he said he's held up but will be arriving in 15 minutes. He's not going to miss the announcement is he?

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>>14604737
Please proceed my good fellow.
Nothing like a good announcement.

>> No.14605069
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As all of you may know. We have had an influx of people from the reddit community coming to our board in the recent weeks. Time and time again we are subjected to the weak pathetic FUD and stupid questions about link. Lightly dusted with the sort of passive aggressive back and forth reddit humour that is not funny, and actually is just deeply cringe and sad.

With that in mind i have an announcement specifically for people who don't frequent this board often.

FUCK ISREAL
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL

FUCK REDDIT

oh and one other thing

I AM NEVER, EVER SELLING MY LINKS. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?

>> No.14605070

*waits patiently for life changing announcement

>> No.14605085 [DELETED] 

>>14605069
BASED
B
A
S
E
D

>> No.14605092

>>14605069
*pity clap*

>> No.14605095

>>14605069
well said bravo good sir

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>>14605069
*cheers in extreme ovation*
BRAVO! BASED AND REDPILLED

>> No.14605107

>>14605069
B&R

>> No.14605118

>>14605069
a typically excellent address from the good honorable OP. bravo!

>> No.14605124

>>14605069
Nice

>> No.14605137

>>14605069
thank you for the kind reminder good sir.

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>>14605069
>*sips from cocktail*

>> No.14605152

>>14605069
spoken so eloquently, you truly are a master of kek as he shall praise every one of your LINK. Maybe pepe be bestowed upon you for ever and ever, leader.

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>>14605069
That's pretty based anon...

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>>14605069
worth the wait

>> No.14605158

>Stand back! Stand back! Move away from the stage you dogs or I will put you down myself! The show is over now go home!

>> No.14605160

>>14604737
I had a dream that it would be $8 by the end of next week or sooner

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>>14604961
>>14605069
Ah yes, my nose never lies. Enjoyable as always.. Thank you good sir

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Thankyou everyone so much for coming, the jannies will be bringing your cars round at the front of the building shortly

>> No.14605216

>>14605069
i am already hearing 9 year old gamers on youtube saying "based and redpilled"on their streams"

say something else already

>> No.14605244

>>14605069
Indoubitably redpilled and stupendously based, my good man. Here here old chaps, may we continue to reap the blessings of our fearless leader, Sergey of Nazareth, and his band of merry fellows, the fine and upstanding gentleman of Delphi. I do believe an round of applause and sips are in order. Bravo.

>> No.14605289

>>14605069
Based
So how do I mine LINK?

>> No.14605323

>>14605069
righteously based

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>>14605069
Thoroughly based and timely announcement, sir.

See, if you havent noticed, lads...the reason you have Wall Street tier entities fudding your heavy bags for free while you irreverent faggots play vidiya, is because they know that all you racist prepubescent OCD ADD fucknuggests are about to become obscenely wealthy beyond imagination. Thus, their last hope is to shake you of as many LINKsez as possible because they unironically fear that you autistic fucks will do something stupid like wholesale purchase normie institutions of fine art, education, media, entertainment, etc just for the lulz.

This is the party they cant stand to be late to knowing a bunch kf NEETS got in first. They think they deserve ti be in forst on everything bdcause god made them the "chosen ones".

THEY WILL BUY 1% OF OUR BAGS AT 80k LINK AND THEY WILL LOVE IT

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>>14605216
please stop causing trouble and just go back sir. we will not hesitate to use the attack dogs if you don't leave now

>> No.14605353

>>14604831
Did you remember to turn off the door when you closed the light?

>> No.14605394

>>14605069
Pilled and Redbased.

>> No.14605404

>>14605394
>>14605353
fuck off with your reddit humour

>> No.14605412

>>14605404
No, u.

>> No.14605419
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14605419

4hr MACD crossing bullish

>> No.14605430

>>14605069
BRAVO BRAVO

>> No.14605453

>>14605069
based

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>>14605069
nice

>> No.14605503

>>14605069
Well said indeed, brother, well said indeed. One may call you based and even, dare I say it, redpilled.