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14604528 No.14604528 [Reply] [Original]

I just closed on a house.

What am I in for?

>> No.14604714

Sirs?

>> No.14604763

>>14604528
Buying in year 10 of exceptional growth
What could go wrong

>> No.14604811

>>14604528
i fucking hate deers. they always eat my tomatoes and cucumbers

>> No.14604830

Just make sure you put in enough equity to avoid pmi

>> No.14604868

>>14604811
just put cages up frien. it's not the deer's fault you grow yummy yummies

>> No.14604884

>>14604811
Grow daffodils near them then, fucking dumbass.

>> No.14604892

>>14604528
You have just locked in a payment that will not grow over the course of your mortgage as long as you did a fixed rate. Renters however will have to deal with increased rents every year. Also all the money you put into your home becomes equity, where renters literally get no return on their rent. One step closer to making it anon!

>> No.14604907

>>14604868
my fence will be too short for tall deers
>>14604884
oh i didnt know that thanks

>> No.14605776

>>14604892
Thanks, I like this explanation. Fuck paying for someone else’s mortgage.

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>> No.14607070

>>14604528

Paying interest and property tax instead of rent. Also, buyer's remorse.

>tfw I bought my house a year ago

>> No.14607086

>>14606752
MOAR

>> No.14607101

>>14604868
do you know how high deers can jump?

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>>14604892
>Also all the money you put into your home becomes equity
Do they not have amortization schedules in boomerland? Or do you just repeat whatever the teevee tells you to without any actual thought?

Die already you geriatric fuck

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>>14607086

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>>14607070
to be fair, 3 years from now when the niggers get moved in...you'll really wish it was back to year 1 of regret;

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>>14607070
>Paying interest and property tax instead of rent
yeah the landlord you rentcuck to is paying the interest and property tax himself out of pure benevolence
you ARE paying for both you absolute cuckold

>> No.14607305

>>14604528
you did the equivlant of FOMOing into BTC at 20k

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>>14607086

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>>14607086
>hello do you accept bitcoin here?

>> No.14607475

fuck deer, these things act like they can jus cross the road whenever

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>>14607168
You just KNOW she lets that dog lick her pussy and asshole. Lucky bastard

>> No.14607615

>>14607155
>>14607387
>>14607437
>>14607525
Thank you anon