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>Someone who has been employed for a while is giving you the evidence of submission

>Evidence of submission is displayed by having gone through years of the ritual of depriving himself of his personal freedom for nine hours every day, punctual arrival at an office, denying himself his own schedule, and not having beaten up anyone. You have an obedient, housebroken dog.

> Perhaps by definition an employable person is the one that you will never find in a history book because these people are designed to never leave their mark on the course of events. They are, by design, uninteresting to historians.

https://medium.com/@nntaled/how-to-legally-own-another-person-4145a1802bf6#.t4wg7fjvi

>> No.1458789

>>1458780
>because these people are designed to never leave their mark on the course of events

And a NEET who posts on 4chan all day somehow is?

>> No.1458805

Making history is some stressful shit bro. Look at Abe Lincoln.

>> No.1458809
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1458809

daily reminder.. if youre not earning passive income, you are living a life of cuckish misery

>> No.1458810

>>1458805
this. I'll leave the making history part to someone else

>> No.1458819

>>1458809
>TFW everyone I've ever met is a cuck even if they have way more money than I ever will and I am the only master race because I'm a NEET who has suicidal depression

Feels good man, I was getting jelly lately but i feel better now

>> No.1458824

>not working your ass off in your twenties

This is the only realistic way to get enough money to start getting some serious passive income.

>> No.1458828

>>1458819
COPE

>> No.1458830

>>1458828
No... I'm a fellow NEET

Been NEET for about 4 years now

>> No.1458839
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>>1458830
Oh thats good anon.. if youre earning passive income as a NEET, then you are a God among men

>> No.1458841

>>1458839
No i'm leeching off my parents. I have no friends and I've never had a girlfriend let alone sex before

My parents have threatened to kick me out but eachtime felt bad because I would die in the street with no skills. I kept telling myself I'd learn some passive income skill or something but I'm too fucking lazy to do it even though I've had 4 years of 16 hours a day of freetime with no responsibilities.

Being a neet isn't as good as your image shows, it kind of sucks really. I wish i was a wagecuck at least i'd have money and some purpose in life but i've waited too long and now I'll never find a job

>> No.1458848

>>1458841
oh that sux anon.. its never to late to up your game.. I just bought monero yesterday and sold it off.. made $600 in 2 hours. plenty ways to make $$$ as a neet

>> No.1458850

I'm surprised I don't see more taleb on /biz

>> No.1458851

>>1458848
I don't have money to buy anything

How much money did you have to buy monero to make $600?

>> No.1458858

>>1458851
i had $700 of BTC.. monero jumped 100% in a span of a few hours

>> No.1458859

>>1458858
didn't you just get lucky?

>> No.1458862

>>1458859
no its not luck.. Monero has been shilled on /biz/ for a few days now.. its like people want to remain poor

>> No.1458870

>>1458862
Nah I don't want to remain poor but I'm just not sure how to make money as a NEET because I don't have money to buy it and it seems kind of pure luck for it to go up by 100% in a few hours

like what if /biz/ is wrong and you lose money? A long time ago when i had money from my birthday I bought dogecoin and a few other coins and I only lost my money on it even though /biz/ was saying it's good

>> No.1458886

>>1458870
just keep your eyes peeled for opportunities NEET anon.. theres alot of ways to make money now without leaving the house, the internet aint what it used to be.. I hope you make it

>> No.1458894

>>1458780
not to be a dick, but 99.99999% of employers aren't going to be in history books either.

not that it matters, an historical figure is never really that well known and is usually forgotten in a couple generations. If by some accident your history book becomes a holy book you might live on, but only as some myth indistinguishable from reality.

Neither Hitler or Ghandi will be remembered in another century. What you do or don't do simply doesn't matter.

>> No.1458896

>>1458894
>Neither Hitler or Ghandi will be remembered in another century
Lolwot

>> No.1459102

>>1458848
>speaks of passive income
>actively trades cryptos

do you know what passive means?

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>>1458841
>>1458839
A rare dialogue between an honest NEET and an 'enlightened' NEET.

The truth is that 99% of the time, NEETs are NEETs because they lack the willpower to become more than a NEET. They sit around and tell themselves that they're learning history or cultivating an appreciation for art or are simply misunderstood geniuses, but the reality is that they play video games, shitpost, and masturbate to fill the empty void in their lives.

This is speaking as a former NEET. I kept grasping at straws and trying to convince myself that things would improve, all while steadfastly ignoring the fact that things weren't improving because I was a piece of shit.

Get a job. Take classes. Use your remaining time wisely. Build a financial base, improve yourself, and be responsible.

>>1458824
This guy gets it.

>>1458859
Yes, he did. Assuming he's not outright lying.