/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14580826]

i need a x50 or i will be killed by the albanian mafia. what to do?

[Anonymous No.14580854]

>>14580826
> Convince them to lend more money to you
> Go all in on some random shitcoin
> Enjoy execution

[Anonymous No.14580857]

should've started two and a half years ago. rip op

[Anonymous No.14580916]

>>14580826
Kek

How much capital do you have?

You could always claim asylum in Germany, gang violence seems to count for refugee status there.

[Anonymous No.14580922]

>>14580857
not really good advice to be honest

[Anonymous No.14580961]

>>14580916
>implying they aren't active in germany

[Anonymous No.14581010]

>go to /k/
>do what they say to gear up
>make anon report to police of mob activity
>attack them first with extreme prejudice
>wipe out as much of their leadership as possible

[Anonymous No.14581023]

go sicko mode and kill them first

[Anonymous No.14581030]

>>14580961
Germany's a big place. It's unlikely they're going to chase anon to the ends of the earth with a man watching on every corner.

Need to know how much capital you got, OP.

[Anonymous No.14581058]

>>14581010
>how to end up on liveleak next to a chainsaw: the post

[Anonymous No.14581083]

>>14581010
>>14581023
they are albanians.. you kill one and 5 more appear. This isn't gta.

[Anonymous No.14581099]

>>14581030
i got 0.02 of what i owe.

[Anonymous No.14581102]

>>14581083
booby trap your house like in home alone, that'll work

[Anonymous No.14581104]

>>14580826
How much time do you have OP?

[Anonymous No.14581111]

>>14580826
balkancoin on tradeogre

[Anonymous No.14581124]

>>14581104
lets say less than a year

[Anonymous No.14581133]

>>14581099
How much fucking dollar value capital do you have, and how long do you have? I could save you. I'm not asking again.

[Anonymous No.14581143]

>>14580826
How much you need? If it's under 100g I'll help out. But I will need you to do something for me too

[Anonymous No.14581156]

>>14580826
Now's your chance, the world is your Oyster, go out with a bang and take some albanian mafia grunts with you in the most spectacularly violent way possible, give a clear message, your life won't be wasted.
>>14581010

[Anonymous No.14581159]

>>14581133
lets say i have 200$ a month but i need 10000$

[Anonymous No.14581214]

>>14581159
$10k within a year from $200? That's entirely doable. We should talk off 4chan. I'll get you your $10k. Anything past $10k is mine. Sound good?

[Anonymous No.14581237]

>>14581156
This OP >>14580826 get some guns, grenades and an rpg. Show them what you're worth.

[Anonymous No.14581255]

>>14581159
10k is not a lot of money, if you are really about to be killed just sell some stuff or borrow from Friends/family

[Anonymous No.14581271]

>>14581237
>>14581156
>>14581010
>get grenaes, guns etc
if i could afford all that then i could just pay the debt you morons

[Anonymous No.14581293]

>>14581255
i have sold everything. even sold my ensnaring bridge.

[Anonymous No.14581330]

short bitcoin with 50x leverage...
That's how it works right?

[Anonymous No.14581345]

>>14581271
well how about you structure a payment plan? And offer a finger as a sign of good will? I'm sure they'd rather have the money than you being dead cause with you dead they can't get any money.

[Anonymous No.14581360]

just call the police

[Anonymous No.14581371]

>>14581330
i mean that sounds as a doable plan.

[Anonymous No.14581387]

>>14581124
wait wtf?
You can work and get 10k in less than a year op.
gtfo.

[Anonymous No.14581394]

>>14581345
they want to send a message.

[Anonymous No.14581410]

>>14581293
>$200 a month disposable income you can put towards investing
>need to max out at 10k

My strategy will be fairly simple. $50/month goes into high-risk penny alts, and $150/month goes into high-risk derivatives. You might see a few months of near-total losses, but it only takes one or two good derivative trades to 50x that.

When that day rolls around, it'll probably kick well over $10k. You take your 10k and I keep the remainder of the peak.

If you're serious, give me a way to contact you off 4chan.

[Anonymous No.14581434]

>>14581293
Wtf is an ensnaring bridge

[Anonymous No.14581451]

>>14581394
Maybe just stop being a pussy then and get some weapons, maybe if you're smart enough and focus on strategy you can take each of them out. And when you've done that you go to the mob boss and offer your services as repayment.

[Anonymous No.14581466]

>>14581451
>>14581451
John wick lmao

[Anonymous No.14581474]

>>14581271
I didn't suggest specifically to get guns, just to kill mafia exponents in a violent way before they come for you. Become their boogeyman or die taking some with you, it's the only way I could cope with being targeted by those morons. If you're in a position to be in debt with the albanian mafia you must be scum yourself or have a very shitty life, what is there to lose? Just don't involve any innocent.

[Anonymous No.14581482]

>>14581434
a magic card

[Anonymous No.14581496]

>>14581451
>just buy a gun and fight the mafia bro

/biz/ isn't sending its best.

[Anonymous No.14581509]

>>14580826
Albanians are literally the dumbest, poorest most egotistical apes on this planet. Give them a few cartons of Marlboro lights and a couple bags of cement and call it a day. If you're Albanian yourself you'll get what's coming to you. Serbia ftw

[Anonymous No.14581513]

Tell them
>Heisenberg
says it's alright.

If they act defiantly say your name is
>Schrodinger
and they are dead AND alive
for now, but that that might change.

[Anonymous No.14581528]

>>14581387
I'm handicapped. Stop being a jerk.

[Anonymous No.14581556]

>>14581410
Were/how would i do that? 500plus ?

[Anonymous No.14581568]

>>14581345

>believes criminals do it for monies
>no makes

[Anonymous No.14581574]

>>14581556
I'll do it for you.

[Anonymous No.14581586]

>>14581434
>it was my most priced possesion

[Anonymous No.14581605]

>>14580826
Go to casino.
Play black
Play black
Play red
Play black
Play black
Play black

You have 1,3256% chance.
Good luck, OP.

[Anonymous No.14581615]

You can unironicaly get refugee status because of gang problems in Italy...a albanian friend of mine works as a translator for this kind of procedures....also you are gonna be way better of in Italy than in your shitcountry (if its Albania).

[Anonymous No.14581631]

>>14581615
>implying i live in albania

[Anonymous No.14581651]

>>14581509
Ajde ne seri debilu, siptari su bolji /biz/nismeni od svih ostalih balkanaca

[Anonymous No.14581659]

>>14581099
what did you buy from them anyways? loan sharks? drugs?

[Anonymous No.14581665]

>>14581651
I'm not Serbian I just know it pisses them off and they're mortal enemies kek.
Tesla was Serbian so they win by default.

[Anonymous No.14581673]

>>14581631
Why dont you go to the Police? I tought you didnt go to the Police because youre in Albania (since they are so corrupt)....of you live in a first world country the police will protect you relatively well

[Anonymous No.14581708]

>>14580826
Buy life insurance so your family can pay your debts.

[Anonymous No.14581720]

>>14581605
live blackjack has higher ROI
or even better, join a closed professional sports betting group on tipstertube or tipster for even higher chances

[Anonymous No.14581826]

>>14581659
loan

[Anonymous No.14581840]

>>14581673
police says they don't want to be seen as rascist.

[Anonymous No.14581896]

>>14580826
Die killing. Build home made explosives and blow it all up when they enter your place.

[Anonymous No.14581920]

Ive been thinking about hiding in a sewer.

[Anonymous No.14581995]

>>14581920

[Anonymous No.14582180]

>>14581995
its tough to get a wheelchair down there.

[Anonymous No.14582236]

>>14582180
so are you just shitposting or do you really want to turn your $200 into $10k?

[Anonymous No.14582245]

>>14581920
If you are for real, just rob someone and get arrested. Better than getting killed. Or just come clean to the cops

[Anonymous No.14582312]

>>14582236