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>made it
>want to rent a nice one-bedroom appartment
>Anon, can you provide us your monthly wage reports? We have to verify that you have a stable income source
>Oh, no I can't do that, I'm sorry, I'm a trader, I have a flexible income, but don't worry, I have enough money to pay for the appartment
>Oh... Mmm... I don't know... I'm sorry Anon. We need the contracts.
>mfw I made it but cannot even use the money because everybody thinks I'm a drug lord

>> No.14579501

>>14579482
how about u buy the fucking apartment u cheapskate?

>> No.14579516

>>14579482
made it? haha just try to cash out faggot, it's not working

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>>14579482
Of you “made it” you could put down a big deposit, or pay a whole year in advance.

You’re so pathetic you have to fantasize about buying an apartment. Let me see how close I can get to your reality, then please go kill yourself:

MOMMY: NAYTHIN GO OUT AND LOOK FER A JAWB TODAAAY!

YOU: WHY THEYLL NEVER HIRE ME I AM AN RETARDED

MOMMY: NAYTHIN YOUR FATHER AND AGREED THAT YOUD START LOLKIN FIR A PART TIME JERRRRRB AND MOVE OUT ON YOUR OWN NOW.

TENDY TERMINATOR: THEY WONT TENT TO ME AND I CANT AFFORD IT MOMMY!!!

HAMPLANET MOM: NAYTHIN YOU ARE A 32 YEAR OLD MAN!

NAYTHANIEL THE NEETO GUY: (in a whisper) I’ll just go on my favorite websites and do pretends and make believes!

Please KYS in the most painful way you can

>> No.14579656

>too stupid to privately rent directly from the landlord

gg no re