My whore mom is kicking me out of the house should I give her 136 LINK?

[Anonymous No.14558209]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.14558261]

>>14558209
>Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed

[sleekmouse No.14558363]

>>14558209
You have 36k in link. Sell 6k worth and pay her to stfu for a few months. Probably around sept 15th.
Then use the rest to get a cheap car, get it xbox back wtf, and start finding some friends who smoke pot

You can just smoke and game and chill ur wayT into wealth

Take that mom!

[Anonymous No.14558383]

>>14558209
This post is so onions it hurts.

[sleekmouse No.14558411]

>>14558209
>Showed a woman my crypto stack

[Anonymous No.14558417]

>>14558209
Imagine not taking the oilfield job to accumulate as much Link as humanly possible.

Literally won't make it.

[Anonymous No.14558683]

>>14558417
Stop trying to pretend you’re not new. Reddit fag spacing

[Anonymous No.14558747]

>>14558683
t. Asshurt linklet thinks he'll make it with a 500 stack

[Anonymous No.14558790]

>>14558209
>my whore mom
Not taking advantage of a business opportunity.

[Anonymous No.14558875]

>>14558209
>>14558683
If you really believed ChainLink was going to $1,000 then you're take any job you could get and invest it all. Minimum wage would get you $7,500 per hour. You don't really believe it though, so you're not doing that. You use ChainLink as an excuse to continue not living your life and instead living someone else's story they sell to you.

[Anonymous No.14558956]

>>14558209
50 link for a summer stay with your dirty ass stinking / dirtying up the place, using electricity, bandwidth, and generally being an annoying pain in the ass. I'm glad I live far away from south Dakota if this is what they're breeding.
Stay homeless anon

[Anonymous No.14558985]

>>14558209
This pasta is getting old.

REALLY OLD

[Anonymous No.14559094]

>>14558209
Dude I fucking love Halo 3

What’s your gamer tag?