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The year is 2040. I pull up at Walmart in my robotically driven purple Ferrari, dressed in solid gold armor and Gucci accessories, I decide to purchase some organically grown grapes fresh from the vine. "That will be 0.0013 Picoin sir." I have it automatically charged to my Pi Network app (my mining rate is now 500,000 pi per hour). I then enjoy my grapes as I drive to one of our main Pi Network mining node skyscrapers to check on the operations real quick, before heading to my multimillion Pi (trillions of dollars) airport mansion with helipads to enjoy another night of cryptocurrency poker and partying with my incredibly wealthy friends, and extremely beautiful women who would do anything for a piece of my Pi. But I'm not sharing. I worked hard for my Picoin, and I owe it to my shareholders to make as much profit as humanly possible. If you would like to get in on Pi, download the Pi network app and get mining.

Minepi.com

Since it is still in the early development stages, you will need an invitation code to get mining. Use mine and share in my vast coming riches.

Invitation Code: rezubito
>invitation code: rezubito
Invitation Code: rezubito
>invitation code: rezubito
Invitation Code: rezubito

>> No.14542093

Use code tfue

>> No.14542261

Use code "maxpi" or you're gay

>> No.14542367

>>14542086

Invitation code: Spade

Join us fellow anons!

>> No.14542514

>>14542086
the year is 2040. you wake up inside walmart, where you live in a government provided poverty pod. you mount your mobility scooter for the long trip to the bread lines. the rattling noise from the poorly fitted panel briefly subsides as you slow down to wait your turn with all the other walmart peasants. "where did it all go wrong?" you wonder, obsessively clicking apps on your obama phone, clad in its tacky gucci knock-off case. the whole idea of "mining" valuable fake internet money on a phone seems as ridiculous now as your chances of staying alive for 24 hours without the insulin from your grafted on lifepig.

>> No.14542593

Why not get in on this while its early. Use code pi2breezy for an increased hash rate

>invite code: pi2breezy
>invite code: pi2breezy

>> No.14542637

>>14542086
I need one more for my mining pool.
Join up and be mining at the max rate.

Name: Hudson

>> No.14542731

>>14542514
Probably OP but nicely written last text.
Final three words.
Applause.

>> No.14542882

Use code crazedgunman88 to get a free waifu in the mail

>> No.14542907
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14542907

>>14542514
>Lifepig

>> No.14542968

Code: drewdog

i hear if you use that code you instantly gain 5 inches on your cock.

>> No.14542991

>>14542086
Shoot for the moon land among the stars

andy7penguin

>> No.14543032

use my code I'm always mining

code: piardae

>> No.14543180

All frens should use the invitation code
>Horatio
>Horatio
>Horatio

>>14542514
Witty