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What does it even do?

>> No.14541665

It runs the self serve kiosks at McDonald's

>> No.14541678

>>14541639
Makes you rich

>> No.14541685

>>14541639
Google and Oracle endorses it so great things I imagine.

>> No.14541687

>>14541639
making us all rich! buy link or stay poor wagie

>> No.14541688

It puts the lotion in the basket

>> No.14541694

>>14541639
Currently nothing, but someday it might do something.

>> No.14541700

It links the BTC blockchain to the Ethereum blockchain using Jason's parser.

>> No.14541708

>>14541639

it makes Sergey and co. millionares, and make many many people losing lot of money

>> No.14541711
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Your smart contracts connected to real world data, events, and payments.

>> No.14541712

>>14541639
makes anon put sharpies in his pooper

>> No.14541717

>>14541639
It solves the lambo problem

>> No.14541730

Allows for secure and reliable execution of smart contracts on the blockchain.
It has first mover advantage at the moment.

>> No.14541735

makes numbers move on screens (very valuable)

>> No.14541754

>>14541685
This is pure marketing for chainlink, nothing more

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>>14541700
It actually provides the Bogs a direct neutral-oracle link to Vitalik's mind via Jason Parser.

Get it right.

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>>14541639

I don’t know, all I know is the sound it makes when it PUMPS.

>> No.14541805

allows anons to set up smart contracts that pay in the condition that they post pictures with sharpies up there ass.

>> No.14541861

>>14541805

Kek true.

>> No.14541961

>>14541639
Here's my understanding (I'm a LINKlet and a brainlet), using an example I just made up. Somebody let me know how far off I am:

>California Wine Co. wishes to create a smart contract to automatically sell 50 BTC if there is a wildfire in Napa
>California Insurance Co. will provide the data input regarding whether there is a wildfire in Napa
>Decentralized Oracle uses Chainlink stake to link the data input with the smart contract
>if California Insurance Co. provides false information, it loses its agreed upon stake

something like that

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>>14541961
Forgot my pic!

>> No.14542022

link is a crypto for chainlink fences, it communicates with the oracles when a link in the fence is ruptured. It is for trumps boarder wall.