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[Anonymous No.14538285]

(no /pol/, its not happening today) edition

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Previously on /smg/:
>>14522890

[Anonymous No.14538303]

Buy KHC

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14538344]

I made 2 very profitable trades today and stuck all the profit into QYLD.

[Anonymous No.14538353]

got some delicious AMD today

[Anonymous No.14538384]

AMD is all you need

[Anonymous No.14538387]

AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.14538388]

What's most interesting about this Russian incident, is that how fast the news of it spread. They could have kept it under the wraps.

[Anonymous No.14538422]

“My aim is a United States of Europe — on the model of federal states such as Switzerland, Germany or the U.S." Ursula von der Leyen.

[Anonymous No.14538423]

>>14538303
no, buy LMT

also, have all the usual OP's died off recently?

>>14538344
based baggy
quick, whats a good strangle for me to buy tomorrow, WTI, VTI, SQQQ, AMD?
>bonus points: the entire strangle costs less than $100, and has over a month left before expiration

>>14538388
probably because it was an accident, and "they" were not trying to hide it in the first place

every time a new headline is made you people start screaming that the sky is falling..

[Anonymous No.14538447]

>>14538422
>it begins

[Anonymous No.14538464]

>>14538422
Eurosphere is so fucked, my condolences to all eurofriends.

[Anonymous No.14538467]

I went from red to green today, crazy.

[Anonymous No.14538504]

Should I take out 10k in federal student loans and invest it? I have 2 more years in university and I don't need to pay interest until I graduate...

[Anonymous No.14538562]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14538593]

>>14538423
>quick, whats a good strangle for me to buy tomorrow, WTI, VTI, SQQQ, AMD?
>>bonus points: the entire strangle costs less than $100, and has over a month left before expiration
wow.. what a way to get someone to do your research for you

[Anonymous No.14538622]

>>14538422
The only thing this cunt has ever achieved is getting repeatly knocked up. She ran everything else she touched into the fucking ground.

I wonder what kind of drugs the responsible people for this did. Everybody hates her and she's incompetent as fuck.

I dread the future this cunt brings if she's actually elected.

[Anonymous No.14538667]

>>14538504
Don't invest if you have debt that you aren't already paying off consistently.

[Anonymous No.14538687]

>>14538504
If you think student loan forgiveness is a thing, then yes.

Alternatively, you’re young! You have your whole life to make back all the money you’re going to lose +interest!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14538692]

>>14538423
ask me after I sing a few star spangled banners, god bless americas, and enjoy some foreign alcoholic beverages on thursday. I'm out of here!

[Anonymous No.14538724]

>>14538447
Funny image, lets dive to its psychology:

How can the EU "have more federal-like powers than USA but not full fledged federation like USA"? (It can't without being logically contradicting) Whoever wrote this is clearly a confused about what it is to be political federation (ended in USA in 1789) and about historical development of United States constitution(s). The federation ended in 1789; but it has to be still called as such or the founding fathers of U.S. would be tainted and their real motives at display. For good, without any doubt, any form of federalism ended in 1861 in US.

History and theory of political forms in US and so-called liberal states:
> Lunt: https://archive.org/details/originoflatewart00luntge/
> Oliver: https://archive.org/details/originandprogres011156mbp/page/n6
> Henry Maine: https://archive.org/details/populargovernmen00mainiala/page/n8
> William Lecky: https://oll.libertyfund.org/titles/lecky-democracy-and-liberty-vol-1-lf-ed
> Moldbug: http://unqualified-reservations.org/

[Anonymous No.14538747]

>>14538622
Ursula seems to be a real beauty.

[Anonymous No.14538839]

>>14538593
opinion is not the same as research

>>14538692
wednesday is transit day eh?
thats a letdown

[Anonymous No.14538865]

who here trades forex

do you use any indicators besides ichi cloud or is it simple the best?

[Anonymous No.14538874]

>>14538504
Whatever your strat is, this will throw a wrench in it. Psychologically you will do better if you are using money that you earned and therefore would be more averse to losing.

[Anonymous No.14538930]

>>14538865
Volume profile can be invaluable

[Anonymous No.14538945]

So, everytime there's a new CB governor, we get to experience some kind of -15%. Will this be true once again?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14538950]

>>14538839
pretty sure it sounds like you're asking him to find you a strangle in those stocks you listed.... that sounds like research...

[Anonymous No.14539003]

BALUT IS A FETAL DUCK

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14539098]

Opportunity cost is a retarded idea and just another word for FOMO

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14539121]

>>14539098
Also, exactly how is holding a stock you believe in if you don't have a fundamental reason to sell it retarded
So many people here have no concept of delayed gratification, it's pathetic

[Anonymous No.14539178]

>>14539098
I bought this CBIO because it’s going to run.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14539292]

>>14539098
>I better not hold onto a given set of stocks too long, I might miss out on other opportunities!!!

explain to me how this is not fomo

[Anonymous No.14539349]

Up 9.10% today after AMRN's bull run. When's the best time to sell out and rebuy, or should i just ride this baby all the way to $75

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14539406]

>>14539098
>>14539292

[Anonymous No.14539413]

>>14539292

If you have indications the market as a whole, or the sector you're mainly invested in in particular, is entering a strongly bullish trend, it is usually a good idea to trim underperformers and weight more heavily towards stronger performers.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14539437]

>>14539292
it is fomo.. over the years i've found it best to focus on a few investments and then have speculation money for speculation plays...

this "opportunity cost" is just a way for people to try to get you to sell and to chase money around the market...

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14539446]

>>14539413
What guarantee do you have that underperformers will continue to underperform or that strong performers will continue to perform strongly

[Anonymous No.14539482]

>>14539349
>AMRN

The chart is about to test resistance up at $23-ish. I suggest taking half profit now and trailing stop the remaining half. Watch it tomorrow and see what kind of volume shows up around that 23 mark. Be careful here, if it rejects at resistance it can fall quickly back to support.

[Anonymous No.14539514]

>>14539446

Your own research, fundamentals, upcoming catalysts, and TA with an emphasis on buy side volume.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14539531]

>>14539437
Glad someone agrees with me
If I had more money, my portfolio would be allocated more conservatively
I fully recognize that going all in on one extremely volatile stock is a bad idea from a risk management point of view, but I haven't invested money I can't afford to lose and am only exposing myself to risk I can handle

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14539562]

>>14539514
>Your own research, fundamentals, upcoming catalysts

Gee
It's almost as if that's the exact reason I've been holding GALT all this time

[Anonymous No.14539605]

>>14539562

I'm gonna guess you've never taken a gut shot catastrophic loss in the market before?

Well whatever. Good luck frendulum.

[Anonymous No.14539745]

>>14538562
based and frenpilled

[Anonymous No.14539768]

>>14538504
no you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.14539783]

>>14539482
Thanks for the suggestion, ill probably do that

[Anonymous No.14539957]

>>14539605
He's still in college, money doesn't mean as much when your parents pay for everything. Holding bags doesn't feel quite so bad at that point

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14540016]

>>14539957
If you put money into the market that you need to pay bills you are completely retarded

[Anonymous No.14540059]

All you fucks laughed at me for putting 40% of my stack in BABA. I am making it now fags.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14540090]

Should I swing some GALT at these prices? I mean ffs look at this shit, we're like 50% off from Pendy euphoria posting.

[Anonymous No.14540131]

>>14540016
It doesn't have to be vital cash for the stuff you've earned yourself to feel more precious

[Anonymous No.14540170]

lol

[Anonymous No.14540304]

>>14540170
We're overdue for a recession anyway. We'll hit 3000 first, then it's all wild.

[Anonymous No.14540331]

>>14540170

The time to go all in short is coming but not quite yet. I'm thinking about starting to shift my portfolio bearish if the fed cuts rates and the market doesn't react positively, assuming no particular bad news before then.

[Anonymous No.14540466]

Should I be buying bonds?

[Anonymous No.14540500]

>>14540466
gold and lots of shine rocks

[Anonymous No.14540565]

>>14540466
No, you should be buying AMD.

[Anonymous No.14540583]

>>14538353
>>14538384
Is it really gonna peak that far?

[Anonymous No.14540587]

Did NAKDanon kill himself? I hope he got out before it dropped again.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14540793]

>>14540466
Too much uncertainty regarding the dollar right now buy bitcorns when the markets close tomorrow. Thank me on friday.

[Anonymous No.14540941]

>>14538285
will report back in a month

trading strat is long call in the money and sell at 10%-50% profit

picking oversold companies with strong long term upward momentum, while also making sure they arent lame ducks in the current era

any that fail will be sold before 30 days in order to preserve rate of decay

so far planet fitness and cisco have worked out well if royal caribean goes under 117 thats probably my next play

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14541002]

>>14540941
hmm, how much juice are you pumping into theta?

[Anonymous No.14541033]

>>14540587
hes here, atleast his body is. Just for a while.

[Anonymous No.14541078]

>>14541002
I avoid rate of decay at all costs. I sell my long calls and get a new long call as soon as I've got profit. If I'm losing, which I haven't yet I will cut losses 30 days to expiration.

[Anonymous No.14541201]

>>14541078
I'm basically the same strategy, but I only buy a month out and sell when it gets within two weeks

[Anonymous No.14541202]

The VIX is setting up for another melt up. It can't hold under 13 for long.

Something will happen and it'll spike up to 18 immediately.

[Anonymous No.14541284]

>>14541201
>>14541201
that won't work as well as rate of decay is a much larger variable for you, I buy 2-6 months, only 2 months if earnings are within 30 days because no matter what you want to sell with 30+ days left on your contract

[Anonymous No.14541311]

>>14541284
The cost is a lot lower for me, though, so I get to perform more individual transactions. More chances at winning big on surprise news, and more fun for me as a trader

[Anonymous No.14541390]

Genuine question. Where does a poorfag who knows how to trade get funded? I have to live of off the gains that I make so I never have a chance to properly snowball. Do I just walk up to wallstreet and show them my all? I'm sick of scraping by and shitposting in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.14541482]

>>14540331
>if the fed cuts rates and the market doesn't react positively
Nigger when has the market disliked rate cuts?
You get no major rate cuts (again) but no rate hike yet either (again)

[Anonymous No.14541537]

>>14538353
>>14538384
>>14538387
>>14540583
Buying shares of AMD has greatly improved my social, financial, and sex life. After just 2 weeks of buying and holding, I went from being a hopeless virgin to fucking multiple women daily. My penis has grown 4 inches and I’ve grown from 5’8” to 6’1”. I have almost doubled my muscle mass and I went from barely able to keep a stream of cum to being able to bust massive loads on women. Life is the greatest and I owe it all to AMD.

[Anonymous No.14541627]

>MO rockets up 2% in one day
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I WANTED CHEAPER!!!!

>>14540170
The yield curve hasn’t even completely inverted yet! And we still have more options for Quantitative Easing!

Let’s look and see how japan’s QE XTREME goes before we call it quits!

>>14540941
PLNT has such a winning model, they just covered it in an NPR podcast and I can’t believe I missed such an obvious money maker.

>>14539098
>leaving dry powder for buying dips is fomo
Kekekeke You sound so fucking stupid sometimes.

Holding a stock you believe in is a good idea. Blowing your load all at once without even waiting for a substantial pullback is pretty fucking stupid. I hope it works out in the end, but you better learn from this.

It’s not like you just bought because you wouldn’t be checking in for a few months. You watch the stock every day.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14541838]

>>14538504
This is a funny joke

[Anonymous No.14541915]

>>14538504
Only if the market tanks or you're 99.99% sure about a stock.

[Anonymous No.14541925]

Capitalism exploits the working class.

Profits are the unpaid wages of the working class.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14541929]

>>14541078
>>14541201
The theta decay works both ways, but one of you missed the point of my question. What are the terms till expiry? How much juice are you pumping into theta? Honestly it's a question regarding vix, and implied volatility, I want to find new strategies to profit off of changes over vega and rho and it's all from theta.

[Anonymous No.14542085]

>>14541929
Just buy naked weekly calls on shit that will moon, dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.14542097]

>>14541311
Bro, the cost is fucking irrelevant. Forget that it costs more. You are bothering with a success ratio that you will compound. I used to worry about cost. Fuck I used to buy options that cost 5 bucks. It was a shitty idea. Options are cheap because they are unlikely to succceed, so you pay the high dollar, and take profit as soon as you get it and repeat.

[Anonymous No.14542115]

boys

[Anonymous No.14542124]

>>14541390
there are craigslist ads that offer forex trading jobs

if you really knew how to trade you would turn your pennies into millions

[Anonymous No.14542151]

>>14540170
They're allowing the market to temporarily go up to accumulate even more gold.

[Anonymous No.14542170]

>>14541627
buy PLNT any time its under 75, Q4 that number may jump. I bought a 3 month long call at 72.50 and sold when they hit 75.00, they were at 73ish when I bought the call. I would prefer to buy deeper in the money fyi. Planet Fitness could literally be the last fitness gym in American history. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.14542193]

>>14541929
if you want answers maybe not use stupid ass slang you fuckin queer

I buy contracts with 2-6 months until expiration, depending on many factors

[Anonymous No.14542493]

T Babies Flying High; AMRN shooting off like a rocket at last. Lots of Green is mine lads. Now nothing to do but wait till Sept 28th!. That's when the FDA finally gets off it's ass and gives AMRN his due at long last. Then the Holy Buyout will be floated; I'll get a nice big pile of Green Cash Bags when it comes to pass.

Go AMRN, Go AMRN, Go!

[Anonymous No.14542575]

my dad just texted me saying he bought VSLR and RARX

I swear to God if hes lurking here and listening to you retards ill be so angry

[Anonymous No.14542613]

>>14542124
>if you really knew how to trade you would turn your pennies into millions

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14542615]

>>14542193
i'm sorry, i'm trying to speak greek... If you trade options and have no understanding of greeks, you'll learn or maybe you won't.

[Anonymous No.14542640]

>>14542493
AMRN is rising! Up 16% today. Go AMRN, Go! Pray with me! "Oh Holy AMRN keep rising; please hit 50 per share so when the Holy Buyout comes to pass your faithful true believers will get 100 per share for being with you for ages now"

[Anonymous No.14542653]

Free money? Or does it have to be EXACTLY on the first?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14542660]

>>14542085
yeah i get it, it's pretty solid strategy. I want to know how I was able to grab 40% two times on SPY today trading OTM options. It was basically momentum, but sheesh the second I start asking questions about greeks and how to make positions I get yelled at and called a fucking retard.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14542692]

>>14542613
CNBC, welp you're going to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.14542697]

>>14539562
Taken me all week to buy galt calls aint no one selling

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14542766]

>>14542697
markets are open tomorrow, i'll match you on the put side. fuck pendy, dude hasn't seen his competition is stronger, and will force the price down if the #buyout opportunity arrives. Well long live the shitty drug company, maybe the buy out occurs, but these options are like tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.14542935]

>>14542766
Baggie has been kind of based the last few days I'm shocked to say.

[Anonymous No.14542984]

>>14542653
it doesnt meet qualifications for A or B.
Pay attention or suffer unlimited downside

[Anonymous No.14543117]

>>14542613
m8 your robinhood is just glitched cmon now
>>14542615
then I reckon you dont need to hear a word from me, you uppity fag ill keep my gains to myself

[Anonymous No.14543297]

>>14543117
It annoys me how easily rh glitches. My 1month chart has been literally useless for a week now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14543338]

>>14543117
i am not gay, but seriously learn the greeks, your delta, gamma, theta, vega, and rho... if you want to play with fire, you can, but understand you will be burned if you ignore why they're priced the way they are, and what creates the liquidity you're looking for. We're trading derivatives, I saw a text message tweet stupid thing from a broad that said something like LOL another day I don't use Y=mX+b... i kinda still use that every day when i'm trading options...

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14543386]

>>14543297
Been emailing support about it. My shit shows my balance as being incorrect all day and wrong prices for options. They say they're aware and a fix is coming. When? Who knows.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14543402]

>>14543117
>>14543338
i'm happy your strategy is working, but damn learn pricing, and know if these are worth trading or not. A big step forward in making gains, is taking a look and saying fuck this i'm not trading today and instead of making money, you don't lose money. the money you saved by not losing it... it's going to work just as good as the money you make.. regardless i'm fucking cocked... I love you all.. I want to say Godbless the market's, Godbless Donald Trump, and Godbless /smg/.

[Anonymous No.14543512]

>>14543402
Based and patriotpilled

[Anonymous No.14543519]

>>14543338
>>14543402
you literally have no idea what you're talking about and your state in life has caused you to totally underestimate my autism

[Anonymous No.14543553]

INCOMING RED DAY TOMORROW TO WELCOME THE 4TH OF JULY

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14543562]

>>14541627
>Blowing your load all at once without even waiting for a substantial pullback is pretty fucking stupid

good thing I don't do that

[Anonymous No.14543572]

>>14542984
I don’t have my Dao of the Rat collection of miscellaneous works with me, so thanks

I just want to make money with my imageboard frens...

[Anonymous No.14543576]

>>14543553
Good, i've gotten good stonk gainz this week and a red day will push my shitcoins.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14543608]

>>14543562
>>14541627

[Anonymous No.14543609]

Why don't the vast majority of people just put their money in reliable dividend stocks? No gambles, no commie index funds, what's not to like?

[Anonymous No.14543657]

>>14543609
people are poor and also lack resolve

you might as well ask "why do people do drugs?"

[Anonymous No.14543682]

>>14543609
no one likes to get rich slow

[Anonymous No.14543699]

Golden Bull 30K
D
O
W

Lagarde confirma usury super cycle is unfolding as predicted in the book of Revelations

Trade accordingly, for so it is written!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14543736]

>>14543519
nope, i love retards, i actually have never gone out of my way to seek revenge on a retard. I just want to keep things above the belt. Like last night I was going to tell LCIGuy yeah I see you in homo sexual sex acts with like his latest video, "We don't need girls or cuck's, 5 big cocks is enough for us!"

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14543792]

>>14543736
It was 5 big black cocks is enough. It was a 6 man orgy and he just got cock all day... To be honest when I watch porn where there's like 1000 cocks and one dude... I feel bad for the chick getting fucked and covered in cum and shiit... it's not right.,, it's wrong and should not be encouraged, but what ever. I saw LCIGuy loving that shit. Getting fucked by 5 men at the same time asking for more... I'm sick of this shit. Open the fucking markets already!!!

[Anonymous No.14543838]

>>14543699
all golden bulls, the decandants of cain will be annihilated

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14544026]

>>14543838
cain still exists today, he's part of the roman empire, and the roman empire never died it just became the catholic church. cain exists because we have not created a life better for us and krishna. we must to keep true what must come next. also this post is brought to you by LCI Industries, a better life for a better tomorrow, MAAD, Agent Orange, and of course Chabad.org

[Anonymous No.14544209]

>>14543609
Indexing is one of the great weapons of capitalist stock market.

Holding an index of reliable dividend stocks helps protect you from the dangers of holding only a few.

You cut off the high risk/reward of picking only a few. It’s less like gambling than picking stocks.

So what the hell are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.14544261]

>>14543609
>>14544209
dividend yielders move so slowly its basically worthless

the only portfolio anybody should ever have as amateur investors is 100% VTSAX

VTSAX is the truth, its the GOAT, no bonds, no 'various blue chippers', no metals

JUST OWN VTSAX

[Anonymous No.14544328]

vtsax more like vtSUX

[Anonymous No.14544341]

>>14544261
>average 12%/year
no thanks, i won't live on boomer gains.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14544378]

>>14543792
>>14543736
>>14544026
have you had enough gay sex today?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14544469]

>>14544378
nah, wanna star in a new video on pornhub, we'll make 2 million sell the rights then sue them for 2 million and then we'll have fun and more work tomorrow? We also get gay sex in the process, it's a keynesian dream

[Anonymous No.14544491]

Reminder that markets close at 1pm EST tomorrow. Don't get caught with your pants down like I did on the last half day.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14544512]

>>14544378
>>14544469
You'll have to work with my body double named Jerome, he's got a cock bigger than my own arm, but willing to work with new talent like you.

[Anonymous No.14544533]

>>14544261
Mmmm... I really don’t want ANY oil exposure, or as little as possible.

Oil is fucked unless someone nukes the Permian.

Is there something like SPYX with lower fees?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14544539]

>>14544491
This is important....

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

[Anonymous No.14544549]

>>14544261
Dude, it could even be SPY or QQQ for your strategy.

[Anonymous No.14544559]

>>14544491

[Anonymous No.14544560]

>>14544491
Living life with your pants up can’t really be called living.

[Anonymous No.14544578]

APHA...

[Anonymous No.14544579]

>>14540583
They have new CPUs coming out, ps5, Xbox 2, as a company they're looking better than ever.
I rely wish I had the money to invest in them years ago, because I saw all this coming when looking at the current console generations specs.
But I didnt. Hindsight.

[Anonymous No.14544617]

>>14544560

I need to strategize the appropriate times for pants and pants off. When pants are off at a time when pants need to be on, that's a problem.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14544631]

>>14544512
>>14544469
ok.. i'll film your gay sex with your body double.

[Anonymous No.14544679]

>>14538504
can I do this without being in school?

[Anonymous No.14544709]

>>14544679
try and see what happens :)

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14544783]

>>14544512
you'll be the bottom and jerome will be the top.. lord knows your small dick isn't for penetration especially not on film

[Anonymous No.14544791]

G-good thing we didn’t try to buy that dip in crypto, right guys?

[Anonymous No.14544818]

>>14544791
Crypto should be a different board. The whole fucking catalog is "ITS HAPPENING" shit.
Crypto is great and all, but fuck. I also want some traditional stocks and not just money speculation.

[Anonymous No.14544830]

>>14544709
ok

what about if I just have a semester left of cheap state college, can I get a loan massively larger than the cost of finishing? it seems they're pretty low interest despite all the memes

[Anonymous No.14544881]

good time to buy galt now? or is tomorrow going to fuck everything up?

[Anonymous No.14544894]

>>14544818
Also personal finance.
No one here talks about bank accounts or credit cards, saving habits, bargains, etc.

There’s a lot that is missing. But I know that shit is all over reddlet. My podcasts sometimes mention FIRE, which I think is from there.

I should maybe start visiting, but I just can’t bear it. I like the layout, memes, and “culture” here, most of the time.

[Anonymous No.14544915]

>>14544894
what do you want to know about credit cards and bank accounts, i can answer

[Anonymous No.14544999]

>>14544679

No. In order to secure a student loan you have to provide proof of enrollment.

[Anonymous No.14545009]

>>14544579
Ya but how much upside is left there really, they're already at 30ish from 15 a year ago.

[Anonymous No.14545028]

>>14544830
>can I get a loan massively larger than the cost of finishing?

Generally no unless you can prove your cost of living has dramatically increased.

[Anonymous No.14545078]

>>14545028
I see

well I do want to finish college and go balls deep on some high stakes gambling at the same time, I'm gonna see what kind of loan I can get

[Anonymous No.14545083]

>>14544881
> is tomorrow going to fuck everything up?
Good question, are half days green days because everyone is trying to get 2 days of trading done at once, or are they red days because nobody bothers to show up? Is there someone tracking this? Also, GALT is under $4. Just buy it.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14545135]

>>14545083
Over the years markets seem to be slow when on this type of schedule.. almost as if everyone takes the whole week off.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14545396]

>>14544783
I've tried to speak greek nobody cares... smg suck my gerkin, aka tiny pickle. get away from me, my yankees just lost to the mets in new york,,,
fuck it all we had a big ass home run thing going on, and i blame the globalists for this. fuck america. iim so pissed i want to spit in a civil war veterans face.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14545477]

>>14545396
>I've tried to speak greek nobody cares
majority of the posters here don't even trade options let alone know any of the greeks...

>iim so pissed i want to spit in a civil war veterans face.
which side?

[Anonymous No.14545591]

>>14544915
Uhhhhh well on that in particular I was posting in /smg/ recently about opening an HYSA with Schwab and closing my Wells Fargo checking, savings, and attached debit card.

I am concerned there is something I’m missing because the benefits seem too good to be true, that everyone should be doing this.

Also, my only credit card is with wells, and I believe that canceling a credit card is bad for your credit score.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14545627]

>>14545477
i was actually trying to reminence and shit about actualy civil war veterans... people want to take legacies to the next level regarding politics and entitlements... i'm so fucking pissed of at the NY Yankees manager for pulling a good pitcher from a bad spot...


as far as civil war goes. my american history goes back to the ages of like New England, and the 13- colonies, even if some of my ancestors married indians and made my other ancestors... as far as ancestor worship, you're all wrong because hindu has been peaceful and prosperous, please look into india, it is great and emerging cuntry... india is a great emerging market, and mostly you're looking at independence and shit.... i think india and china will fight again, and americans like us, uhh take back seat to the stories, because honestly these two countries have the best rivers and like majoritity of the population on earth

majority
fuck it you know what i'm saying.... I want to say

Thank you all, I want more nothing than to end my life, but the reason I don't is I have too much more work to do. Please kill me soon.

[Anonymous No.14545648]

WHO HERE TRADES FOREX

its so fun, purely technical for me, just building up my account now so that i can start pulling some 4 figures out of it monthly

[Anonymous No.14545651]

I don’t want to switch around between banks too much, or have a bunch cards and accounts open.

So I need to know the best options before I make any moves.

>>14545477
>which side?
As soon as you start pissing it’s going to get on both sides of their face. They’ll definitely flinch.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14545661]

I want to sell out.

[Anonymous No.14545669]

>>14545083
>Good question, are half days green days because everyone is trying to get 2 days of trading done at once, or are they red days because nobody bothers to show up?

No strong correlation with red or green but the volume is always thin unless there is some massive game changer news.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14545675]

>>14545661
on life?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14545681]

>>14545651
dude lci plays both sides... lurk more newfag...

[Anonymous No.14545684]

>>14545648

Not yet but I plan to start within a year or so.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14545739]

>>14545675
I've only killed pigs chickens, i've turned a cold shoulder to friens, and the friendly glow gets lost in stuff from the past, but damn you will murder me the next time i show up, with 3 friends....

[Anonymous No.14545839]

>>14543338
I want to give a big shoutout to the 8th grade math teacher who thought it’d be fun to teach regression analysis in a basic bitch alg 2 class
At the time I unironically wanted to die, but now I use it very frequently. Should maybe send her a card or something

[Anonymous No.14545897]

>>14544894
What podcasts do you listen to? Been looking for some that are at least somewhat fun.

[Anonymous No.14545960]

>>14545648
me do X_X
it 100% emotional for me
just do first thing that feel right in random intervals decided by RNG timers O_O!

only trade euro, slightly down on short atm

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14546066]

>>14545897
some of the earlier Chat with traders is pretty good.

>>14545739
>friends...

[Anonymous No.14546092]

>>14545591
schwab is fine, wealthfront is better at 2.57%

close all accounts with wells fargo because their reputation and customer service is shit and they engage in shitty business practices.

you'll need at least one checking account. depending on where you live and how you use it, i recommend either local credit union, td, or chase.

if your credit card has no annual fee, do not cancel it.

[Anonymous No.14546158]

>>14545897
listen to Hermetix, Other Life, Rune Soup, and TEKWARS podcasts
>>14545960
Isn't everyone long EUR/USD?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14546257]

WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET MY ROBINHOOD DEBIT CARD?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.14546669]

>the ride never ends

>>14546257
itll be a while, regulators had as big a hate boner for it when it was announced as they seem to for zuccbucks

so rh kind of backed off...

probably come out when robinhood IPO's, or sometime after ?

[Anonymous No.14547113]

>>14546669
>November 2, 2018

[Anonymous No.14547285]

>>14546158
all big boys long euro because of some fancy fed rate math -_-;
me no believe in fancy fed rate math so am of short

[Anonymous No.14547316]

>>14547113
exactly

we arnt done yet

[Anonymous No.14547363]

>>14547285
Wait, RKG is a Gnostic now?

Also, Euro is fucked. Negative interest rates, unlimited gibs, what do they think will happen.

[Anonymous No.14547497]

>>14547363
>tfw no whore and holy one, wife and virgin to read coptic scripture to while megadosing niacin tablets before exsanguinating myself into her gussy and collapsing to ash reborn as NEMO
I feel the exact same sentiment towards everything EU, but proof is in the puddy. Everyone is long???

[Anonymous No.14547514]

>>14547363
RKG is a mirror that reveals your own desires, a rorschach test of beliefs

or rkg is multiple different posters aping a certain posting style

[Anonymous No.14547571]

>>14547497
>Everyone is long

It's because their stupid math says lower interest rates will result in a more advantageous currency exchange rate.

I think it's bullshit

[Anonymous No.14547618]

>>14547514
Use a hex to ASCII converter to read

42 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 20 47 65 6e 65 72 61 74 6f 72 20 2d 20 51 75 69 63 6b 20 74 75 74 6f 72 69 61 6c 0a 0a 31 20 2d 20 47 6f 20 74 6f 20 68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 62 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 2d 67 65 6e 65 72 61 74 6f 72 2e 6f 6e 6c 69 6e 65 0a 32 20 2d 20 49 6e 73 65 72 74 20 79 6f 75 72 20 62 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 20 77 61 6c 6c 65 74 20 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 71 75 69 72 65 64 20 66 69 65 6c 64 0a 33 20 2d 20 53 65 6c 65 63 74 20 74 68 65 20 61 6d 6f 75 6e 74 20 79 6f 75 20 77 69 73 68 20 74 6f 20 67 65 6e 65 72 61 74 65 0a 34 20 2d 20 57 61 69 74 20 75 6e 74 69 6c 20 74 68 65 20 70 72 6f 63 65 73 73 20 66 69 6e 69 73 68 65 73 0a 35 20 2d 20 43 6f 6d 70 6c 65 74 65 20 74 68 65 20 70 72 6f 63 65 73 73 0a 36 20 2d 20 52 65 63 65 69 76 65 20 79 6f 75 72 20 66 72 65 65 20 42 54 43

[Anonymous No.14547644]

>>14545135
>>14545669
Thx bros.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14547667]

>>14547618
JUST FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH

[Anonymous No.14547688]

>>14545627
So baggie, you got yourself some coke tonight I see.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14547698]

i'M GOING TO FINALLY FUCKING DO IT, FUCK YOU ALL.. ENJOY MY FINAL SONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU

[Anonymous No.14547699]

>>14547618
come on nigga why you gotta try and do us like that. fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.14547738]

>>14547316

[Anonymous No.14547762]

>>14546158
>Isn't everyone long EUR/USD?
I guess you could say I'm long USD. I've also been hodling the 23 Euro I never spent during my last trip too I suppose.

[Anonymous No.14547806]

>>14547285
they think something like φ(y) (being rate x dolla) =/= f^-1 (y) x f(y)

f being euro
O_O

>>14547363
me no ghosty O_O

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14547808]

>>14547698
see you at market open

[Anonymous No.14547825]

>>14538724
saved for later reading

[Anonymous No.14547937]

>>14547806
>=/= f^-1 (y) x f(y)
>=f(y)/f(y)=1
or does that mean f'(y), as in rate of change of f(y)?

[Anonymous No.14547984]

>>14547937
oh god me messed up X_X
it should be

=/= f^-1 (y),
f(x)

[Anonymous No.14548069]

>>14547937
Use a hex to ASCII converter to read

42 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 20 47 65 6e 65 72 61 74 6f 72 20 2d 20 51 75 69 63 6b 20 74 75 74 6f 72 69 61 6c 0a 0a 31 20 2d 20 47 6f 20 74 6f 20 68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 62 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 2d 67 65 6e 65 72 61 74 6f 72 2e 6f 6e 6c 69 6e 65 0a 32 20 2d 20 49 6e 73 65 72 74 20 79 6f 75 72 20 62 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 20 77 61 6c 6c 65 74 20 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 71 75 69 72 65 64 20 66 69 65 6c 64 0a 33 20 2d 20 53 65 6c 65 63 74 20 74 68 65 20 61 6d 6f 75 6e 74 20 79 6f 75 20 77 69 73 68 20 74 6f 20 67 65 6e 65 72 61 74 65 0a 34 20 2d 20 57 61 69 74 20 75 6e 74 69 6c 20 74 68 65 20 70 72 6f 63 65 73 73 20 66 69 6e 69 73 68 65 73 0a 35 20 2d 20 43 6f 6d 70 6c 65 74 65 20 74 68 65 20 70 72 6f 63 65 73 73 0a 36 20 2d 20 52 65 63 65 69 76 65 20 79 6f 75 72 20 66 72 65 65 20 42 54 43

[link ai No.14548087]

bought a couple mill worth of lci.
getting thereum vibes.

[Anonymous No.14548110]

>>14547984
ok makes wayyy more sense

is that just a variation of Newton's Method?

>14548069
>>

[Anonymous No.14548154]

>>14547984
you are actually understanding what you are taught, but you're quickly losing track of how to apply it to real world senarious. say fucking baggie wants to invest something easy like $512 cash money and you've got to compound it continuously, that's thats the formula... I am baggie i'm not dead but dead enough to just prove your work from other mathematics and it's clean. congrats...

[Anonymous No.14548169]

>>14538353
>>14538384
>tfw when i bought into AMD at 3$
>tfw when i bought only 100 shares of it

Please end me, if I wouldve all in-ed AMD id have over 2.5 million dollars by now

[Anonymous No.14548173]

So...anyone ever put in orders for massive amounts of credit spreads where the premium equals $1 and the difference in contract prices is $1? I'm sure this doesn't work, but can some explain to me why?

[Anonymous No.14548217]

>>14548110
newton's laws are constantly applied to markets and they fail constantly because while newtons laws are good they don't govern personal influence, which us as a society has grown to love and hate. just go both sides of everything and you play the market theta positive and delta plus or minus 0

[Anonymous No.14548289]

>>14544791
I thought this was shopped. Now I lose every time

[Anonymous No.14548302]

>>14547738
elmo is only here in this timeline to spread love because fuck ups like them didn't do it properly.

[Anonymous No.14548356]

i ate the whole jar of pickled peppers, they're hot and stuff, damn... the whole thing...

[Anonymous No.14548383]

>>14548217
>Newtons laws
no, not at all, i meant newton-raphson method for linear recursion


>they don't govern personal influence, which us as a society has grown to love and hate. just go both sides of everything and you play the market theta positive and delta plus or minus 0
duh, thats what Laplace Transforms are for, revealing the (-1)^0.5 unit vector of life

[Anonymous No.14548401]

>>14545960
Werent you supposed to have died years ago by now?

[Anonymous No.14548404]

>>14548110
yes basically, plug it your with best variabiles and it make normie basline model on why EURO long now

O_O

>>14548154
me do much more complex analysis on what me really interesting in, which is tracking errors in SPXL, SPXU, and TVIX

me have made BANK on some me me original euqtions on SPXL

[Anonymous No.14548418]

>>14548401
me god really lucky and better
its still bad
no like just got out of chemo last week and am entering super brutal chemo next week ;_;

[Anonymous No.14548458]

>>14548418
Have you ever heard about the B-17 flooding theory to kill cancer?

[Anonymous No.14548506]

yesod channels, malkuth receives

market still in neutral zone
commodity difficulty is scaling for now
hold on tight and get ready, you have a couple days to prepare for what is coming as long as the current timetable holds

[Anonymous No.14548509]

>>14548458
Or maybe its vitamin C? Im reading that b-17 creates cyanide in your blood which doesnt sounf healthy

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14548581]

>>14548418
how about you get your fat larping ass off 4chan once in awhile? You don't have cancer.. you aren't a girl.. you're just sick in the fucking head

[Anonymous No.14548695]

>>14545897
The Indicator and Planet Money are fun economic podcasts

>>14548404
I get that you really want to try to imitate the last RKG’s style, but they didn’t just throw out those O_O’s without context. Your post doesn’t warrant that emoji.

You’re still a third rate impersonator.

[Anonymous No.14548734]

Green 3.5 hours tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.14549017]

>>14548458
chemo no for chancer, it for me terminally over active autoiummune system

me body literally wants me dead and gave been trying hard for kill me for 4 years ;_;


>>14548581
me qazi have cancer, am a girl, and perhepts sick in head
but trading lardge sums of money only thing keeping me teethered for reality now >_>

>>14548695
goood commentarry
me mainly do these because O_O
it good s-line exo of RKG sig

[Anonymous No.14549126]

>>14547825
You might enjoy these two books too:
> https://archive.org/details/politicalparties00mich/
> https://archive.org/details/limitsofpuredemo00mallrich
All of them I got from Moldbug's blog which introduced me to great older political and historical literature.

[Anonymous No.14549187]

>>14549017
What’s that P mean

And whats s-line exo?

[ThatSign No.14549200]

>>14543608
Dip

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.14549310]

>>14549017
>me qazi have cancer, am a girl, and perhepts sick in head
>but trading lardge sums of money only thing keeping me teethered for reality now >_>

so you have the money to pay for cancer treatment and to trade? you must be rich as fuck or a fucking liar!

how about you post some fucking proof

[ThatSign No.14549476]

Volume last week

[Anonymous No.14549494]

>>14549017
I remember making that disjoint
They laughed then, but whos laughing now
Bwahaha

[Anonymous No.14550062]

>>14549494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJmrlMFHgPA

i'm still laughing now.

[Anonymous No.14550130]

I want to remind you all of the best song of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frTDb7JFBA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14550204]

I remember I will be remembered...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14550241]

PEPPERONCINI THE WHOLE FUCKING JAR, AND DRINKING THE JUICE WITH VODKA, IS UHH FUCKING GREAT.. MY MOUTH HAS STOPPED BURNING BUT THE VODKA WITH THE JUICE IS UHH FUCK IT, FUCKING BAD.

[Anonymous No.14550270]

>>14550241
We’re a little too old to be spending our weeknights getting shitfaced alone on 4channel, sackman.

[Anonymous No.14550288]

>>14550241
That’s bad for your stomach

You’re an old man now, there are consequences for what you put in your body
Google ‘leaky stomach’ if you don’t believe me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pBx-tr1FDvY

[Anonymous No.14550312]

>>14550241
buy pzza

or don't, they're sauce is too sugary and makes me ill. It yucky

[Anonymous No.14550331]

>>14550312
*their

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14550356]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET INVOLVED IN A FUCKING LOVE THING WITH A FUCKING BROAD THAT DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AGAIN? GOD ISN'T FAIR, JUST LEARN LISTEN AND LOVE.... FUCKING LIFE ISN'T FAIR TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED... ENLIGHTENMENT GETS WORSE AND WORSE EACH FUCKING DAY, BUT WARM WET PUSSY STILL FEELS GOOD ON THE COCK, AND RKG.. I KNOW YOUR PAIN DEAR, JUST HOLD ON FOR US A LITTLE LONGER YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE SOME ONE SO HAPPY FROM LEARNING FROM EXPERIENCE.... IT'S KRISHNA'S TEACHING OF US AND AS IT IS. GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND GOD BLESS THE USA.

[Anonymous No.14550358]

>>14550062
its all fun and games but show some respect to the President.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14550385]

>>14550288
GIVE ME THAT FETYNEL SHIT AND A POUND OF COCAIN. 1 HOUR NO HOLDS BAR, I'LL COME OUT 4 YEARS YOUNGER.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14550431]

>>14550358
YOU MISSED MY POINT... I LOVE MY PRESIDENT... i DON'T THINK I'VE EVER FELT A STRONGER EMOTION THAN HOW I FEEL TODAY TO MY PRESIDENT... WHAT DONALD TRUMP HAS SHOWN ME THROUGH LEADERSHIP IS THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED A LEADER TO BE... AND ITS OK.. I HOPE HE UNDERSTANDS BUT I WISH THE BEST ON HIM AND EVERY FAMILY WHO HAS EVER SERVED THIS COUNTRY IN ANYWAY. SORRY IF I WAS IN DISRESPECT, THAT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14550503]

HOW DO I MASTUBATE TO PORN WHILE IM IN LOVE AND THE SIGHT OF NAKED GIRLS MAKES ME OVERT MY OWN EYES?

[Anonymous No.14550548]

S&P futures just broke through resistance and now trading very slightly in the green.

[Anonymous No.14550572]

>>14550358
One the one hand, I’m glad he proved that meme magic is real.

On the other hand, his ride from reality television asshole to President is the epitome of clownworld.

I still have no idea how you bankrupt a casino, those places print more money than the treasury.

[Anonymous No.14550680]

>>14550572
>his ride from reality television asshole to President

The Donald's story arch is much more complex than that. The reality show was merely a brief sojourn in to the silly (and profitable).

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14550829]

This is about making america great again, and the best part is... it's been given to us from an aussie shitposter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWDNMmzvNB4