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14507503 No.14507503 [Reply] [Original]

An armed man with murderous intent comes to your house, demanding the whereabouts of a friend of yours. You know that your friend is currently tied to a railroad track together with 4 other people and in immediate danger of getting killed by an approaching trolley. As you think about how to answer, the man produces a switch from his pocket and explains that it can change the course of the very trolley headed to your friend's location. He offers to trade the switch for your friend's whereabouts. However, if the switch is used to redirect the trolley, it will then kill another person tied to another track. This singular person is also a friend of yours. Your second friend happens to be suicidal, which is why he actually tied himself to the track. However, he is also a world class doctor who is close to finding a cure for cancer.
What do you do?

>> No.14507546

>>14507503
Let fate take its course. No switch.

>> No.14507558

>>14507503
I buy the dip

>> No.14507562

>>14507546
This, also I don't negotiate with terrorists

>> No.14507599

ventilate the armed man who broke into my house, log onto /biz/ and continue to shitpost

>> No.14507604

Short both friends.

>> No.14507605

Option 3: buy link

>> No.14507625

>>14507503
What in the actual fuck im here to make money retard

>> No.14507631

>>14507625
Then buy link jag.

>> No.14507669

>>14507631
I already own link retard

The fuck am I doing here reading this shit

>> No.14507704

>>14507503
Break the switch, rape the intruder, console my friend's mom at her funeral, rape her too.