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Anonymous Sun Jun 30 08:58:31 2019 No.14476547 [Reply] [Original]

So guys, it's finally come to this.

LINK holder since 2017 here. Bought in at 0.21. My wife knew about 10 of my tokens, but I was holding another 25 in my own wallet to avoid her wrath.

When I first told her about the initial 10 she was livid. We didn't have the money to be spending on imaginary funny-money-tokens-for-nerds, which ok - in 2017 I agree with.

Well the thing is, I told her the price of Chain LINK last night - over $4.50. She quickly asked how many LINK we were holding since it had been so long since she heard me mention cryptocurrencies. I waffled and told her we had 15, but there was only 10 in my main wallet. She glared at me. Where were the other 5?

Regretfully I told her about my second wallet, with the 25 LINK. This was supposed to be my back-up stack for when LINK hits 1k eoty. 25 LINK!?!? she screeched.

"WHY DID YOU ONLY BUY 25 MORE LINK?" she screamed.

B-but honey initially you only wanted me to buy 15. Now you're mad at me for having 35.

"WELL I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO $5, YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE WHEN IT WAS BASICALLY WORTHLESS"

w-we talked about this you only wan-

"SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I HATE YOU"

so now I'm hiding in the basement and hoping she won't ask me to sell my LINK. any tips?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 08:59:50 2019 No.14476564 >>14476547 Give her a good fuck. That's all she needs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:00:56 2019 No.14476578 cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:01:31 2019 No.14476586 >>14476547 Sell her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:02:14 2019 No.14476596 >>14476547 Wait till her boyfriend gives her a good fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:03:34 2019 No.14476618 >>14476547 hit her with something on her head. rape her. beat her while raping. give her the impression that you are going to kill her.

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Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:04:42 2019 No.14476638

>so now I'm hiding in the basement and hoping she won't ask me to sell my LINK. any tips?
Don't be a fucking cuck. You probably spend no more than a couple dollars on LINK, yet the bitch at the time complained that you were spending cash in "nerd money", and now the bitch complains that you should have bought more nerd money.

Go outside, tell her "I told you so and you should fucking trust me more", and tell her you'll be investing in other coins with your own money. If Bitchy McSlut complains, dump her.

>>14476586
based and clintonfoundationpilled

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:05:36 2019 No.14476654 >>14476547 I will send you 1k link if you show me your 25 link wallet and they are untouched since 2017

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:05:51 2019 No.14476657 >>14476547 7/10 shitpost, entertained but needs more spice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:06:44 2019 No.14476666 >>14476547 >WHY DID YOU ONLY BUY 25 MORE LINK? Your wife is too based for you. Immediately give her all your money and kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:10:00 2019 No.14476716 >>14476654 not even going to pretend I'm that anon, turbopoorfag reporting here with mere 5 linkies in. Even a single linkie would be pretty fucking based for me. 0x68d2446e832121d126d9684a5367778491B07717

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:13:51 2019 No.14476785 >>14476716 fuck outa here beggin pajeet. do your time and earn your stack like the rest of us

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:15:58 2019 No.14476822 >>14476716 wtf fuck you, I need that 1k LINK. >>14476654 screenshot coming. 2 mins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:17:02 2019 No.14476844 File: 321 KB, 740x540, wizrd_of_naz_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476654 based fairy anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:25:08 2019 No.14476972 File: 10 KB, 218x231, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14476822 screencaps can be manipulated anon, just send me the wallet thus I can make sure youre not larping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:27:23 2019 No.14477001 >>14476547 Presses ctrl f types 'cuck' is not dissapointed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:29:08 2019 No.14477029 >>14476972 Send you my wallet? Yeah I don't think my wife will approve. This is her speaking btw. She knows how you guys are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 09:30:43 2019 No.14477058 >>14477029 >they are still falling for the trolling. keep going

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:06:03 2019 No.14477661 >>14477029 wtf. this was the first and the last time I tried to do something nice for this board

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:08:25 2019 No.14477692 >>14477661 Don't worry my dude, enjoy your lambos in 2021 you deserve it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:10:51 2019 No.14477743 >>14476666 Satan's quads. OP you know what to do

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:12:46 2019 No.14477777 >>14476547 Pimp her out for $500/hr and go all in on Chain Link.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:14:14 2019 No.14477805 File: 11 KB, 250x250, 1550496474353s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14477777 checked

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:14:27 2019 No.14477809 >>14477777 FUCK YOUR NUMBERS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:16:23 2019 No.14477839 >>14477777 numberical digits dont lie especially quints, ive never seen quints lie in my life pimp that ho out OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:16:54 2019 No.14477851 >>14477777 Based I'm converting all my crypto to LINK

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:18:09 2019 No.14477868 >>14477777 Why not $777 haha! will you buy??

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:21:11 2019 No.14477913 >>14477868 I'll do you some charity and be your first customer. I'll pay you one LINK. It has $1000 minimum value anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:22:44 2019 No.14477934 >>14477913 That's my wife you're speaking on... $1,000 is a lot..and we need the money

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 10:31:50 2019 No.14478102 >>14477777 Digits confirm all in LINK