ASSBLASTED. HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

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ASSBLASTED. HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED Anonymous Sun Jun 30 08:08:34 2019 No.14475855 [Reply] [Original]

Some of you might think Assblaster made it already in 2018 to disappear into the sunset with his gf assbooty. But he was as greedy and surprised as anyone else as link tumbled down to crash and burn after it's glorious rise to 1.4$. Seeing as his stinkies weren't worth shit any longer and he failed to take profit, assbooty left him for some banker chad that did the right thing.
Some people say Assblaster still got his linkies from back then and hence back in business. Others say he turned his back on the worldy world and went to india to fuck around and talk to some rabbi, or buddha, or whatever they have down there in fucking poo in the loo. Nobody really knows. But assbooty looks fabulous as ever. She also got a new boob job by her new chad banker. The end. To be continued...??

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