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14473094 No.14473094 [Reply] [Original]

Since you guys my only frens i think im gonna kill myself soon i have 50k link but my peyronies is getting worse my dick was always curving to the left but it is starting get worse like 45 degrees of curvature.No amount of money will fix it.Depression is coming back i dont think i can get over it this time. Im mentally drifting away.Its been an honour to shitpost with you. Taking my linkies and myself out of circulation.30k sats is probably the new floor.Remember to buy Link dips.

>> No.14473127

>>14473094
Bizbro just do her sideways and you'll be hitting that Gspot all day.

>> No.14473137

sell your link now and use the cash for a qualified 2-in-1 counselor-psychiatrist

>> No.14473153

>>14473127
This, my wife loves my banana penis

>> No.14473166
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14473166

>>14473094
Don't kill yourself fren.

>> No.14473179

Have you tried manual traction? You can correct it if you are persistent

>> No.14473219

>>14473094
I also have banana dick and my gril loves it don't worry bro. Cash your linkies out and travel the world on LSD if you are serious about that depression thing. Thank me later man.

>> No.14473227

I know how you feel.

I just woke up from a deep sleep because the tip of my penis had a burning feeling. Felt like I had to shit too so I go to the toilet and barely anything comes out. No shit. What followed was about 15-20 minutes of the most intense lower right back pain I have ever felt. Got so bad I puked a little. I was stretching, walking around, kneeling, anything I could do to make it go away.

Sitting on the toilet as we speak hoping to shit. Pee still burns a little. Back pain is feeling a lot better.

No idea what this is or was but I don't want that to ever happen again. Thought I was dying.

See told you I know how you feel.

>> No.14473228

>>14473219
he could have a serious case, peyronies isn't just a curved dick it can involve a fuck ton of pain.

>> No.14473257

>>14473228
I didn't want to downplay OPs problem, but I don't want him to an hero neither

>> No.14473291

I was born with a giant micropenis and have 14k Link will I make it?

>> No.14473306

You need to learn how to love yourself

>> No.14473313

>>14473094
Maybe there is a solution, but in the worst case, even eunuchs can live a fulfilling life.

>> No.14473314

im not in any pain but seeing it getting worse every time is hurting mentally. .Didnt try the manual traction.What if it gets worse than this.Just wanted have a normal dick cute wife and 2 children.I dont know bros.

>> No.14473317

0x0B2c541984415fE151Bb85544F9917241D143352
at least let your linkies live on anon

>> No.14473324

>>14473094
OP I have peyronies as well, mine curves upwards and left. Watch Neoman on youtube, his vids offers a lot of insight. Don't let it get to your head and I still think we can live normal lives. There's shit far worse to be worried about bro peyronies isn't that big of a deal. Drop a throwaway if you want to talk.

>> No.14473345

>>14473227
Kidney stone dude

>> No.14473350

>>14473306
found the redditfag

>> No.14473353

>>14473094
That’s normal faggot, a lot of people have curve dick, besides it’s your please that matters, what do you care about dick, are you a faggot or something?

>> No.14473368

>>14473094
lol u can get surgery to fix that haha. shiet u got the money to do it now if u cashed out.

>> No.14473372

>>14473353
*pleasure

>> No.14473378

>>14473227
Could also be Chronic Pelvic Pain Syndrome, look into. I've dealt with this shit its a bitch but you will pull through.

>> No.14473385

>>14473372
found another one

>> No.14473389

>>14473314
Tlctugger.com
You can get devices there for manual traction. Stop worrying so much most dicks are weird curved things.
You'll be fine just quit obsessing.

>> No.14473391

>>14473368
If he’s this insecure about his dick then he’d never be happy anyway, learn to accept yourself then only others will accept you, please gravitate towards confidence.

>> No.14473397

>>14473094
the dick is for your pleasure OP
not hers
it doesn't matter how it looks

>> No.14473398

>>14473094
erm, you should probably be selling the clearly parabolic, unsustainable trend, and getting into UND.

>> No.14473412

>>14473094
bro, that sucks...all the fake edginess typical of biz aside, nobody wants you to an hero. aren't implants an option? (being serious here) talk to your doctor about your depression as well, the new antidepressants are phenomenal at helping your condition. stay strong fren.

>> No.14473416
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14473416

don't do it Anon!

Come live with us in our house while we work on our project.

>> No.14473475

>>14473094
Fren just wait a bit longer bitches love money you will have money, therefore you will have bitches

>> No.14473911

>>14473227

kidney stone, it's one of the most painful things you can have outside of fucking burn or torture

>> No.14473938
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>>14473094
Friend can you wait, your life is worth more than you think. You will get women to suck you off even if its a korean downgrade and not a white women or a japanese big titty milf but I believe in your friend.

you have lots of potential don't give up we are all here with you in this together!

>> No.14474049

>>14473345
>>14473378
>>14473911


Here comes that pain again. Just took a bath and now on the toilet again. Fuck me this hurts. Starts out in the lower right of my back and feels like it tightens up the whole right side

>> No.14474062

>>14474049
Sounds like CPPS. Drop a throwaway we can chat

>> No.14474072

>>14474062
Rule out the kidney stone thing first though, ultrasound ASAP.

>> No.14474111

>>14473094
Don’t it anon. Atleaast wait until 1k per linkie you owe us that as a god damn link marine

>> No.14474168

>>14474062
Mtmmid at gmail

>> No.14474177

>>14474072
>>14474072
Can it wait until morning?