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>finished vet school
>vegan gf (took her virginity)
>30 bitcorns
>just ordered a tesla model 3 and the latest iMac
>getting married in a few months, trying for children

>> No.14405320

>>14405298
we had this thread already fuck off and die

>> No.14405328

>>14405298
>vegan
>vet
>tesla
>apple
>marriage

>> No.14405368

>>14405298
Your gf lied I took her virginity

>> No.14405388

>>14405298
How big is your gf penis?

>> No.14405406

>>14405328
>meatard
>unemployed
>3k shitbox
>virgindows
>dying alone

>> No.14405451

My wife is an only child and her parents are millionaires, they are in their 70's.

Where will you be when I retire on my boomers-in-law their money?

>> No.14405466

>>14405298
Congratulations anon. Enjoy your life, you family, and leave a nice legacy after you.

>> No.14405483

>>14405298
You lost me at vegan

>> No.14405484

>>14405451
How old is she?

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>>14405406
this but employed

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>>14405298
>vegan
>trying for children

good luck, you're gonna need that money to support your malformed children.

>> No.14405512

God bless anon

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>>14405298
>trying for children
>trying
All that money and you still can't buy your way out of shit genetics eh? Your vegan gf will cuck you for a man with virile seed

>> No.14405529

>>14405484
35. 4 years older than me.

>> No.14405545

>>14405298

Dude your a fucking faggot honestly. The first time was meh but now your bragging

You have any debt from being in Veterinarian school? If so goodluck paying that medical school-tier monster debt with your $60k wagey job cleaning up shit after old ass animals


Or else you had your veterinary school paid for by your parents and you're a rich faggot who has bo right to brag

Either way go fuck yourself

>> No.14405586

22 years old
stable passive income of around 50k per year from a ecommerce business that I'm selling next year and will take home around 100k
30k in crypto
good social life, gym 4x a week
moving out of parents house in a few months

see you on the other side anons

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>>14405586
>stable passive income of around 50k per year from a ecommerce business that I'm selling next year and will take home around 100k

>> No.14405732

>>14405545
No debt, cost 30k GBP. Cope.

Oh yeah this is me I'm on phone so jantards can't ban

>> No.14405752

>vegan gf
>trying for children
lel

>> No.14405768

>>14405298
Totally based, OP, except for that iMac shit. Are you computer illiterate or something? Apple is for old people, women and colored folk who don't know how to run their own system so they need a "it just works"tm proprietary system that costs 10x. You can build a better machine and have do substantially more for a fraction of the price. Sorry, I'm down with everything else in your list, I just don't see how someone so based would want iAnything. I'm triggered.
t. >>my life is shit compared to yours

>> No.14405873

>>14405586
This is a larp but if somehow it’s not hit me up with your companies financials. I’ll buy a 50k a year turn key business for 200k solid cash, providing what you say is true.

>> No.14405907

>>14405732
>GBP.
okay we're done here

>> No.14405915

>>14405873
how can I get in contact with you? we're looking to sell in q1 of next year. my partner and I have had some media coverage/have a pnl from 2018 ready.

>> No.14405930

>>14405768
You ever actually used Apple products? I've already got an iPhone and iPad, they work so fucking well and without issues compared to virgindroid (although they're a bit overpriced). They just work and just work together.

The iMac isn't overpriced at all though, probs the one product apart from cheapest iPad which is better value hardware wise than the alternatives. And you can't "build a better machine which can do more etc", it's a pain in the arse maintaining it and nothing to do with tech skills. For example, go round any top university and pay attention to what both the students and professors are using

>> No.14405938

>>14405484
13

>> No.14406525

>>14405930
I hope you also bought the 1000$ apple monitor stand AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA