/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14379496]

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna

[Anonymous No.14379864]

I hope I have time for shit like this someday. Well done Slim Sergey

[Anonymous No.14380230]

>>14379496
I'm interesting, the best thing since ETH (LINK)

Investing, in your shit coins and vesting

"Basic Attention?" Please.

Feel the tension soon as something pumps by me

Here's my ref links, my two LINKs is free

A new coin, makes sense, you moon for me?

[Anonymous No.14380395]

> We know that you're all just hating
I know that you got a pump, my Chainys

[Anonymous No.14380649]

[Anonymous No.14380716]

Also post the fuill thing OP

[Anonymous No.14381485]

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are empty
There's vomit on his keyboard already, Monster Energy
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop FUD, but he keeps on forgettin'
Link won’t go down, the /biz/ crowd goes so loud
He types “Link is shit”, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, Link marines jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes parity
Oh, there’s green candles, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his last chance is crypto
It don't matter, he's dumb, he knows that, and he's broke
He's no stack cos he chose, to swing trade on his phone, that's when its
Back to discord again yo, this whole faggotry
He better hit his buy in and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself from the discord, you edgelord
You own Link, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hold
The singularity comes once in a lifetime, yo

[Anonymous No.14381523]

>>14379496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThKvtlUSpRg