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*Ahem*
*tink* *tink*
Everyone may I have your attention...

>> No.14364584

Drop link. Buy nerva

>> No.14364604
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AHEM

let the man speak

>> No.14364613

>>14364568
FACT: Nobody knows what the fuck “CloudExpo” is
FACT: Most people at CloudExpo don’t even understand they can buy an asset on a marketplace tied to the news they just heard
FACT: Today’s pump was on low-ish volume by a relatively small group of speculative insiders
FACT: The Oracle news is unironically huge
FACT: If this hits news outlets we will go past $2.50 tomorrow easily

Godspeed, marines!

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Go ahead my good sir.

>> No.14364631
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I demand to wait until Assblaster arrives for the announcement. Many of us would not be here without him.

>> No.14364655

>>14364568
yes?

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>>14364568
Is that a liquidfied bigmac your drinking?

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>>14364631
>They don't want you in their club
>tfw we're still gonna make it anyway

>> No.14364707

Do not hesitate, our friend. Speak freely!

>> No.14364734 [DELETED] 

>>14364613
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/ofAiObj

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>>14364777
>>14364777
>>14364777

I AM TIRED OF WAITING

1000$ EOY

FUCK NIGGERS

FUCK REDDITORS

AND FUCK JANNNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14364777
>>14364777
>>14364777

>> No.14364868

LET THE GODDAMN MAN SPEAK DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

>> No.14364897

>>14364568
KYS, FAGGOT

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Now now, I want to thank you all for coming. While we wait for the room to fill, don't hesitate to get a drink from our dear Jannie and remember to not tip, he does it for free.
I will announce some great news in just a moment.
Get nice and comfy frens.

>> No.14364946

>>14364900
Come, man! Speak your piece.

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>>14364568
Excuse me did anyone lose a set of keys

>> No.14365115

>>14364992
subaru keys $1000 EOY

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All right it seems the based and redpilled are in attendance.
First off, I have some serious news that will affect all of us.
Due to quantum effects to arduous to describe, we are no longer in the chainlink 1k eoy universe timeline ....

We have shifted to a very different place.
In this universe timeline chainlink is $10k eoy and a global white imperium is started by some of our esteemed frens and attendees this very evening.
This news is shocking I know, but contain yourself as I have more to announce.

I have to come clean to you all. I am a gay Muslim man who is in love with Sergey Nazarov and to express my love I wrote this poem:
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NOLINKERS
FUCK NULINKERS
FUCK NO COINERS
FUCK ROASTIES
AND MOST OF ALL...
FUCKKKKKK JANNIES
CHAINLINK $10K EOY
SIEG HEIL 1488
WOOOOOOOO

>> No.14365221

>>14365162
whoa......dare I say.... Based?

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>>14365162

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>>14365162
bravo

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>>14365162
Based and redpilled