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why is he shilling chainlink like that HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>> No.14346878

>>14346859
S H I L L or C H I L L

>> No.14346896

this man has seen the light

>> No.14346907

>>14346859
its pretty funny senpai , pretty weird tho

>> No.14346925

>>14346859
He’s gonna fuck us all trying to hype his speech and then dropping a huge turd of nothing.

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14346928

what the actual fuck :D
yes, I had to make an emoji now. this is so absurd

>> No.14346945

>>14346907
he is shilling that there will be an announcement or something

>> No.14346947
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14346947

>>14346925

Yeah, there comes the pregnant sergey pasta..

>> No.14346952

>>14346859
Fernando is ourguy, he's been banging Brazilian lady boys before Sergey was eating big macs.

>> No.14347043
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"AHEM *CLEARS THROAT* LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.....

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community."

>> No.14347056

>>14346859

The chainlink phenomena is weird as fuck desu. Gosner retweeting biz twitter trolls, ''we're all made of cheese'' cloud expo tweet and now this guy.

>> No.14347065

>>14347056
more like CLOWN EXPO amirite

>> No.14347666

when's the speech?

>> No.14347696

Preparing myself for a massive disappointment later this afternoon. But hey, atleast it'll dump so I can buy more on the dip

>> No.14347746

>>14347043
Good LGBT community are usually high income folks.