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femanon here.
bf just told me he has btc.
how do I convince him to share some with me?

>> No.14324652

>>14324645
you cant, fuck off

>> No.14324654

>>14324645
Pathetic.

>> No.14324656

>>14324645
tell him you'll accuse him of abuse if he doesn't and let him rot in prison, easy

>> No.14324675

>>14324645
Tits of gtfo

>> No.14324681

>>14324645
Break up with him

>> No.14324996

>>14324645
Gib him milkies

>> No.14325021

>>14324645
perhaps you should try larping harder

>> No.14325027

larp

>> No.14325046

Your only chance is to search the house for his paper wallet, copy the private and public key (public key will be on his pc wallet if not on paper).
Once copied, break up with him for some contrived reason. Wait about a month, then steal every fucking btc he has.

>> No.14325050

>>14325021
what does larping mean?

>> No.14325059

>>14325046
lmao this will happen so much in the future

>> No.14325061

>>14324645
Does he use 4chan much?
>I've been seeing you those anime forums anon :3
>make a joint wallet with me and you won't have to "imagine the smell" much longer teehee :3

>> No.14325076

>>14325059
Which is why you never tell anyone about your crypto or keep it on several exchanges.

>> No.14325080

>>14325061
no, he only uses reddit and gets angry every time whe he sees me browsing 4chan

>> No.14325082

>>14325050
larp kind of means like "derp". when you hear someone saying "it's larp" that means the person believes it's "stupid".
larping = derping = "stupid-ing"

so basically larp = stupid. you're welcome no larp

>> No.14325103

Imply you have more BTC than him

>> No.14325109

>>14325082
i bet you actually believe this too

>> No.14325115

>>14325059
>>14325076
But anyway in the future chainlink will run a decentralised KYC service and this won't be a problem.

>> No.14325117

why do you feel the need to announce that ur female? Can you fuck off?

>> No.14325125

>>14325109
i figured it out myself, with little help from my friend. but i was aware of the phrase "herp-derp" so it was easier

>> No.14325162

Show him your dick

>> No.14325191

Edge him

>> No.14326030

>>14325080
What a faggot, clean him out OP.

>> No.14326050

Surprise head

>> No.14326104

>>14325046

What if he is a total Chad and keeps it on exchange 24/7

>> No.14326125

>>14324645
tits or gtfo worthless sub human cunt

>> No.14326130

femanon here, my last bf didn't have any crypto but he did have a lot of money, I live in Canada so I was able to get a bunch of money from him after we broke up thanks to common law marriage.

>> No.14326138

>>14325082
larp = live action roleplay ; you worthless degenerate.

>> No.14326189

>>14324996
this

>> No.14327175

>>14324645
This is the correct thread.
BSV will be the true ethrum killer and also king of coinmarketcap 2019
Do you not think that the Craig Wright team has not been working hard? Guess what? It has.
And always remember, as Craig says:
Get in BSV
The real BTC!

Let us all celebrate now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwRZgtTEH08&t= [Embed]

>> No.14327242

>>14324675
This and only this.
>we will share truth with you in exchange for tips and timestamps. Or leave.

>> No.14327424

Make your own money whore

>> No.14327427

>>14324645
By showing us your butthole, slag

>> No.14327447

>>14324645
Suck his dick everyday

>> No.14327464

>>14325046
>>14326104
Let me add something to this. Search through his computer for Keepass or some other password manager software. Also beta males always store their coins on an exchange. Access those. If in need of 2FA, get his phone in your hands, export the keys to your phone.

>> No.14327484

>>14327175
Looks like scum has gathered around some shit(coin).

>> No.14327527

>>14327175
BSV is like a shit magnet. Craig is a shit head, and people who use BSV are shitheads ITS THAT SIMPLE

>> No.14327722

>>14325125
Please stop

>> No.14327967

>>14324645
Gold digger!!!!!