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I knew this would Happen. I knew I would die as soon as the great bull run really got started.. I just consumed some yogurt despite noticing the top was punctured. Now my lips are numbs, my chest is feeling strange, and I'm generating substantial saliva. Yes, I believe I have been poisoned, biz. Good luck and I hope you sell at $1,000,000 per.

>> No.14302018

>>14301991
good luck fren, we'll meet at the singularity some day

>> No.14302029

>>14301991
I hope this is a larp. Go to urgent care

>> No.14302067

>>14301991
Godspeed OP, give JC my regards when you get up to heaven

>> No.14302070

there but for the grace of god go i

>> No.14302081

Jesus, OP, it's probably just a factory contamination of another food that you're allergic to. go see a doctor while you can

>> No.14302097

>>14301991
call poison control anon

>> No.14302102

>>14301991
Call poison control 18002221222

>> No.14302120

>>14302029
OP's already dead

>> No.14302123

call an ambulance you fool

>> No.14302195

>>14301991
Call your mom

>> No.14302241

OP? OP ARE YOU STILL THERE

>> No.14302293

>$1,000,000 per-
per? per what? What coin OP?

WHAT COIN WAS IT OP? ANSWER US BEFORE YOU CUT THIS MORTAL COIL

>> No.14302307

>he posted frogs with his dying breath

>> No.14302344

>>14302307
based till his last breath

>> No.14302345

>>14301991
Send me your crypto

>> No.14302347

>>14302241
I'm still here bros. I made myself throw up, then I swallowed a bit of mouthwash, and then I did some deep breathing. I'm feeling a little better. Now going to eat some spicy noodles... Still generating a ton of saliva though.

>> No.14302367

>>14301991
You should probably go to urgent care or something. The odds of you actually dying from it if you get treatment is pretty low though probably, I don't even know the last time I have heard of a healthy adult being killed from contaminated food.

>> No.14302370

>>14302347
>worried about being poisoned
>swallowed a bit of mouthwash

>> No.14302394

>>14302347
Maybe the green Id means making it into heaven

>> No.14302403

>>14302347
What coin was it, please tell us, we need to know

>> No.14302435
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14302435

>>14302347
I'm genuinely happy that you're alright

>> No.14302471

Imagine being scared of a bit of bad yogurt, your ancestors must be really proud of you right know

>> No.14302567
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14302567

>>14302347
Damn it I almost had him

>> No.14302744

>>14302347
>ton of saliva
reminds me of my pup when she licked a frog