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14291006 No.14291006 [Reply] [Original]

How did you strike back at normies in recent times?

Me today.

>Go to popular beach
>Immerse myself in lukewarm healing fluid
>Put on my snorkling mask so normies don't recognize me
>Swim to the center if the vale while doing backflips underwater like a seal
>The warm embrace of the sun hitting my skin, activating my good feel receptors
>Reach the center of the vale
>Take off my pants
>Focus on some fat braphogs sunbathing on the nearby rock
>While focusing on their thick fat roastie asses unclench my anus let loose a huge enlongateted submarine tier shit
>Feels good man
>Dive down to have a look at the floating log on the surface
>Mfw a rush of endorphinns hits me while looking at the shimmering surface of the sea as i realise the sea current is carying it on a course that'll get it beached in the very center of the beach where the normies are sunbathing

>> No.14291027

>>14291006
nice blog post

>> No.14291144
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14291144

cool story bro

>> No.14291173

>>14291006
Larping this nonsense is worse than being real. I'm praying for you anon.

>> No.14291412

Gotta tell ya, OP: that's pretty based.

>> No.14291624

I encourage them to invest in ponzi schemes, any crypto, and profit from them.

>> No.14291680

>>14291412
this you are an inspiration OP
sucks that the bullrun is back on and all these fucking plebs can't appreciate your genius

>> No.14291910

Was your ass itchy? I can’t seem to fire a torpedo without lightly streaking the ship’s hull.

>> No.14291941

Based and brownpilled