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Here we post our best tinfoil hat theories.

Wouldn’t it be crazy if whales were pushing bitcoin sky high and simultaneously dumping altcoins while spreading the word that they’re alll shitcoins? Then when you’re suffificiently capitulated, pump said shitcoins sky high.

Post up ur tinfoil hat theories bois. Winner gets 10 nano.

Download natrium from the App Store. It’s ez. Lazy aholes.

>> No.14263397

>>14263278
Loving all the attention nano is getting on my favorite shit-smearing cross-dressing forum.

Crypto is controlled by the CIA as a way to make ez money. One episode a coin is bought up enough, the price skyrockets, then they just dump it.

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Wouldn't it be crazy if OP was a poorfag schizo trying to manipulate the market by posting on a Vietnamese basket weaving board only to find out he's just a fucking faggot
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>> No.14263516
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>Crypto never does anything
>next recession hits
>its quickly forgotten by everyone
>zoomies blame millenials and cry

>> No.14263853

>>14263278
Ok,
>Q is real and Trump is gonna fuck the "deepstate"
>Also gonna fuck the FED.
>NESARA with a crypto-RAINBOW currency (basket of precious metals)
>Craig is Satoshi, or at least the surviving member of the group
>NESARA is built on BSV
>Chainlink pulls the price data to keep NESARA/BSV stable
>Chainlink FUCKS the middlemen + zionists
>The world is saved

Seriously though, it seems like everything is converging on the last week of June-1st week of july

>> No.14263881

cia invented bitcoin

they simulataneously get rich whilst setting up a public ledger so they can track every single tx ever