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there is a moth in my room

>> No.14262146

Eat it

>> No.14262162

mothbros are ok
mosquitos suck ass

>> No.14262169
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14262169

FUCK I forgot my phone when I went poop just now. God, I just got back. I was so fucking bored.

>> No.14262172

mothballin' yo

>> No.14262177

This is the first Chainlink fud that has really gotten to me. How can we expect big business to use third party oracles when anon has a moth in his room?

>> No.14262180
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14262180

Whack with pillow

>> No.14262192

>>14262140
There's a fly in my room. I'm going to get that fucker.

>> No.14262198

>>14262177
checked and sold 100k

>> No.14262203
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>>14262177
DELET

>> No.14262212

>>14262140
Fuck it

>> No.14262240

>>14262177
I need a decentralized oracle to tell my smart contact when the moth has either left the room or died, and whether it died of natural causes or was swatted.

Good thing I can use ChainLink for this purpose.

>> No.14262271

>>14262140
Buy a frog

>> No.14262393

I'm terrified of moths, their erratic fluttering scares me shitless.

>> No.14262422

Put a cup over it then slide a piece of paper over the top and throw it out the window.

>> No.14262442
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10 more minutes wage cucking and I am off for 10 days and going to Mexico

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*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

>> No.14262719

>>14262140
turn off the lights and turn on a small lamp

>> No.14262758

>>14262140
man up. last year when I put my window AC unit in my wall it wasn't sealed all the way. Woke up at 4am to take a leak and had 10+ fire flies in my room. Said fuck it and went back to sleep. Woke up a few hours later for the day. Took a sip of water from the glass next to my bed and swallowed one of those fuckers whole

>> No.14262794

>>14262422

The patrician's choice.

>> No.14262810

>>14262140
catch it in a jar and then put the jar on your dick and let it flutter around on your erection

>> No.14262820

>>14262140
I got big, big plans

>> No.14262878

>>14262140
>>14262422
>>14262794
Truely

>> No.14262899

>>14262140
a link thread died for this. do u feel good about yourself?

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>>14262794
based jain anon

>> No.14262937

>>14262899
everything is a link thread
>>14262177

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>>14262899
no

>> No.14263205

>>14262140
In my old flat there would be dozens of them getting inside every day, I made it a hobby to catch them in water bottles, close the lid and shake the bottle really hard until they're dead.

>> No.14263373

>>14262140
1. Hold a can of spray deodorant in the moth's direction.
2. Hold up a lighter.
3. Turn on the lighter.
4. Spray the deodorant.

>> No.14263472

>>14262506
These little frens are cute. I see them come into my home a lot to look for a place to die. They come in when they sense their time is up, then they find a spot in a corner or under my desk and die. I feed them to my cats. You're welcome here, little frens.