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Everyone, I have an announcement to make
Feel free to grab a menu on your way in, someone will be around to serve refreshments shortly

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>>14220534
Go on

>> No.14220588

another one. Bet it's a shitty announcement. Stop wasting time incel

>> No.14220634

>>14220534
is the annoucement about Libra, kind sir? What is on your mind?

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lovely day, ol chap

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>>14220534
Glad I got in line early! This is all very exciting. I wonder what he is planning on talking to us about at such short notice.

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>>14220534
WASU WASU WASU WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP

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>>14220534
Top class lad. Ah waiter yes, I'll have a negroni with extra jannie tears.

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D>14220699
>>14220746
Drink carts are coming around now, the announcement will be made shortly

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Lets hear it

>> No.14220898

*sits down in front row with a Manhattan*
This shit better be good, OP.

>> No.14221000

Make this coffee Irish, waiter. We all await your announcement OP. My bags grow heavier by the minute.

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*ahem*
JESUS CHRIST IS THE SON OF GOD AND HE IS GOD AND IF YOU DON'T AND SEEK HIS FORGIVENESS YOUR SOUL, YOU, WILL SUFFER IN HELL FOR ETERNITY
THE TRUTH HAS BEEN HIDDEN FROM YOU BY A CLAN OF GREEDY PEOPLE WHO ARE THE SERVANTS OF THE ACTUAL DEVIL
SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND, REPENT FOR THE END IS NEAR
PRAISE BE TO THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
MONEY CAN'T SAVE YOU, ONLY JESUS CAN
AMEN

>> No.14221163

>>14221135
based as long as there's no race mixing involved

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>>14221135
based

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Go on

>> No.14221203

>>14221135
amen brother

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>>14221135
praise the Lord

>> No.14221223

>>14221135
>>14221163
>>14221176
>>14221209
>The book of revelations, chapter 7, verses 16 and 17
>Yes sir!
>"They shall hunger no more neither shall they thirst anymore!"
>Preach, preacher
>"For God shall wipe away..."
>Yes sir
>"...every tear from their eyes."
>Yes sir

>> No.14221241

>>14220534
NOBODY EAT THE FISH

>> No.14221252

>>14221135
But what does this mean for LINK?

>> No.14221255

>>14221135
>jesus christ
>son of god
this is why no one likes christians

>> No.14221292

>>14220534
why are you wearing red mr pepe, that makes me scared

>> No.14221304

>>14220534
guys, i have the massie urge to suck massive nigger dicks, what do?

>> No.14221316

>>14221135
Absolutely based and jesus pilled. Praise the lawd

>> No.14221326

>>14221135
based

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My friend will be back any moment with his announcement.

Ahem... But first...

>> No.14221352

>>14221304
Completely cut onions from your diet, stop drinking/eating from plastic containers like bottles or tupperware, stop watching porn, go to the gym, read a book. If none of that works then pray to god.

>> No.14221427

>>14221352
how do i bring my food to work without a tupperware?

>> No.14221481

>>14221427
Use a lunchbox, wrap individual items in cloths. Use paper/cardboard cups to contain wet/liquid items.

>> No.14221487

>>14221163
>Wah I'm an incel because of immigrants

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This is my favorite part

>> No.14221500

Frogposters get the rope

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>>14221352
Why onions?

>> No.14221527

>>14221514
4chan filters "s o y" to onions

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>>14221135
based and everlasting-lifepilled

>> No.14221537

>>14221481
paper cups have plastic on the inside

>> No.14221549

>>14221487
I have no problem with immigrants whatsoever, merely that covert forces are attempting to destroy beauty and greatness (the diversity of races) so that their dominion will be trivial.

>> No.14221575

>>14221537
I believe it's wax not plastic.

>> No.14221579

>>14221527
Onions

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>>14221135
Based and Biblepilled. Janny sodomites BTFO for all eternity

>> No.14221590

>>14221527
AHAHA it does. Wy the fuck

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>>14221589
Agreed

>> No.14221631

>>14221590
astroturfed /pol/ meme from a year or 2 ago that claimed onions boosts T levels, while s o y contains many known potent phytoestrogens https://www.ars.usda.gov/ARSUserFiles/80400525/Data/isoflav/Isoflav_R2.pdf

Filtering s o y to onions is meant to be a silly irony I guess, seems like censorship masquerading as humor to me though.

>> No.14221653

>>14221135
My brother in Christ, I pray He blesses you.

God is literally the best investment ever

Trade your life for everlasting life. Plus rewards based on how well you build on the foundation he starts you with. I love Christ so much! GOD IS SO GOOD!!0

>> No.14221772

>>14221135
100% unironically based and blesspilled