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14191835 No.14191835 [Reply] [Original]

/BIZ/ IS FAMOUS

ALWAYS KNEW /BIZ/ WAS THE PRIMARY SOURCE IN DETERMINING BITCOIN PRICE

2016 - 4CHAN GETS TRUMP ELECTED
2019 - 4CHAN PUSHES BITCOIN TO 100K


https://cryptopotato.com/the-analyst-who-predicted-bitcoins-bottom-current-price-says-16k-in-october/

>> No.14191842

>>14191835
what a timeline to be alive

>> No.14191864
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Fuck no normies will ruin this prediction

>> No.14191868

>>14191835
Did a JOURNALIST really take a picture of his screen
Jesus Christ so embarrassing

>> No.14191874
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>>14191835
>analyst

>> No.14191880

lmaoooo what the fuck

literal clown fucking world

>> No.14191886

The charts never lie

>> No.14191889
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>>14191874
who else /analyst/ here

>> No.14191893

But then it isn't even true. It's not July yet.
What if bitcoin is at 20k in July?

>> No.14191896
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>>14191864
>cryptopotato.com

>> No.14191898
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>>14191874
This

>> No.14191899

looks like i've been promoted!

>> No.14191903

>>14191874
Pretty generous name I agree. What's more worrying is that finance jurnos lurk biz and now spread our fud, pipe dreams, and autism to normalfags

>> No.14191912

>>14191903
>>14191868
the journalist clearly has no idea what /biz/ is. someone just sent him the photo

>> No.14191913

>>14191893
Let's be realistic anon. Were toppin July at around 13

>> No.14191927
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14191927

>analyst

>> No.14191941

>>14191835
Just wait until they get ahold of the Sergey memes

>> No.14191968
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>>14191835
> author about meme currency
> literally the state of the world in 2k19

>> No.14191974

>>14191835
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Do you realize how fucked we are if this chart is true

Its for BIz after those target are complete. Mark my fkn words its over

The site Will shutdown / Ddos

Screenshot this

Its over

Fuck Man they know about US

>> No.14191982

>>14191835
its not even a good prediction, the current movement (5 green months in a row) is highly inorganic.

>> No.14191983

>>14191835
>using the photo of a screencap
The actual state if muh journalism. They can't even do their homeworks.

>> No.14191984

>neet fapping to anime porn knows enough TA to predict the price of bitcorn, zero social skills and has a shit ton of money so doesn't have to work, those people are outcasts
>analyst working in wallstreet wearing 5k$ suits because muh fitting in, chad, can't even predict what he's having for lunch, those people run the world

>> No.14191990

>>14191912
>just sent him the photo
Not even a screen shot! It would be like taking advice from my MUM! She stillcan't figure out how to take a screen shot on her iOS thingie

>> No.14192005
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Asuka

>> No.14192034

>>14191903
I think we're pretty safe. If normies think we know something they dont, they'll fomo in. If they denounce us due to technically being on the same site as places like /b/, then they'll leave us alone.
>"racist, sexist, laotian abacus forum cannot be trusted!"
>>14191941
And they will get a hold of all of the memes. Look at facebook. Place is a giant recycling bin of shit that was on the chan years and years ago. That and modern shit-tier attempts at memes by 50 year old dads.

>> No.14192049

>>14191835
>"analyst"
>some racist NEET making wild guesses while living in a basement surrounded by piss bottles
wew lads the absolute state of "journalism"

>> No.14192069

Trust the plan
An eagle lands with a star of David on its chest
The coin hits the stated price

Trust the plan

>> No.14192087

Now all the shilling thats done on biz makes sense

>> No.14192101
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14192101

>analyst

>> No.14192107

>>14191835
Based Asuka

>> No.14192112

>>14191835
>>14191968
Is this who I'm lurking with?
>interests:
>scamming
>football
>fights
Big yikes

>> No.14192130
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>>14191874
What planet is this, seriously???
Am I actually a genius???

>> No.14192147

>NSA
creates BTC
creates 8ch
helps Trump win

>the chans did this
kek

>> No.14192150
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>>14191835
Did the writer really take a picture of his screen?

>> No.14192155
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>Analyst
wait a second, I have an idea

>> No.14192167

>>14191968
Fucking pajeets.
/biz/ needs flags.

>> No.14192186

>analyst
the absolute fucking state

>> No.14192189
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14192189

good job Yaz

>> No.14192201

>an anonymous analyst
Kek

>> No.14192234

>>14192130
obviously not if you have to ask that

>> No.14192301
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>>14191835
Journalists...
we know you lurk, here is a Top analysis
you will die, killed by the hands of your children and those you imported to consume your overproduction on a tax dime.

>> No.14192327

>>14192301
crypto journalists are still ok, heck most of them are literal pajeets
give them a few more years to become as corrupt as the rest

>> No.14192336
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ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahh


WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS REAL ?

>> No.14192359

Asuka will make us all billionaires

>> No.14192380
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14192380

Praise

>> No.14192382
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14192382

wow some literally who, no dimes blog posted a /biz/ photograph, we’re going to Hollywood

>> No.14192386
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>>14192327
>crypto journalists are okay
no.

>> No.14192464
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>>14192155

>> No.14192540

>>14192464
>WTF HOW DID HE KNOW?
Better photograph the screen lmao

>> No.14192567

>>14191835
>/biz
>Analyst

Fucking kek

>> No.14192577
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>>14192464

>> No.14192592
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>>14192540
It is all obvious for those that don't run through the world like blink sheep. The information is there, ready to read for anybody who does his own research

>> No.14192604

>>14191835
>Whichever way it plays out, the analyst has certainly done a very good job so far with his predictions.
lmao the state of crypto

>> No.14192610

>>14191835
>prophetic Anal Cyst predicts 16K bitcoin

>> No.14192614
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14192614

>normies get smugged on by asuka
Kek

>> No.14192622

>>14191835
Nothing is beyond our reach.
2020 4CHAN DESTROYS THE BANKING SYSTEM
2021 4CHAN ELIMINATES THE LAST OF THE ELITES
2022 4CHAN BECOMES THE NEW JEW
Screencap this.

>> No.14192644

>>14192622
b&r also, checked 22 are my favourite dubs

>> No.14192669

>>14191874
>anal anon

>> No.14192679

>>14192464
>>14192540
>>14192577
>>14192622
>>14192644
lol, someone has to send it to the journalist again

>> No.14192680
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>>14192622
>>14192644
Checked. We /analysts/ now

>> No.14192712
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>>14191835
>The Analyst Who Predicted Bitcoin's Bottom

>> No.14192739

That thread was actually me and I literally just pulled random numbers out my ass

>> No.14192749
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>>14192680
>I am a analyst specializing in boutique commodities investment vehicles for a multinational organization
Stealing it as my job title when people ask what I do.

>> No.14192798
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14192798

It's a joke right ?

Someone please tell me it's a joke?

>> No.14192946

>>14192798
I am again laffin.

>>14187326
Also if no one has been able to solve this and give the 7 letter word. You can confirm they aren't the "The Prophet". That has been posting.

So solve it and you will know it is me. You will have to check the archive from maybe a week ago and see what the "The Prophet" said at the bottom of the post.

>> No.14192964

>>14192798
no, this is the state of journalism.
They have been scrapping information from imageboards and reddit since at least 2016, and this isn't just the freak online news like crypto jewrnalists, I'm talking WP, Handelsblatt, the Guardian...

>> No.14192995

Great, if it fails to hit $16,000 in October then there will be the mother of all dumps

>> No.14193045

The state of journalism: publishing a fud.

>> No.14193119

>>14191868
>>14191912
Yet, that journalist is probably making more money than retarded anons flipping shitcoins all day.

>> No.14193158

>>14193119
And so? Will it save him from radical shitskins beheading him? Will it save him from being beaten to dead if he comes to the idea to flee from his shithole. No

>> No.14193201

>>14191864
Normies are necessary for the plan to work. Who else will buy the $100k BTC?

>> No.14193217

>>14193201
This. When the black people on Twitter start tweeting about bitcoins. Sell.

>> No.14193227

>>14193158
>thinks most radical shitskins care about religion anymore
Wake up! It's 2019 anon.

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>>14191835
imagine being that anon right now
must feel so based

>> No.14193295

>>14193240
>analyst
“Look at me I’m the analyst now”
Would be funny if that anon was CZ himself on Giancarlo’s computer

>> No.14193304

>>14193201
yes but now is too soon for them to know

>> No.14193316

>>14193240
not based at all. I may take a break from this name for a while.

>> No.14193354

>>14193119
i doubt it
journalism is dying thanks to adblock

>> No.14193374

้hii>>14191842

>> No.14193413

>>14191835
>2016 - 4CHAN GETS TRUMP ELECTED
No, you are just a redneck schizo.
>2019 - 4CHAN PUSHES BITCOIN TO 100K
No, again, you are just a schizo and also a bagholder.

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>> No.14193661

>>14191874
We need asuka analyst memes, someone get on it stat.

>> No.14193771
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14193771

Well have fun with the predictions. I'll be back in October.

It will be a 2-Part play on words of the 2nd word of my name. I will also tell you the last 2 words to the code. If someone has or has not solved it the first one.

May you be prosperous and work on bettering yourself everyday.

Goodbye, Screen cap this.

>> No.14194000

>>14193771
Nigger

>> No.14194078

>>14194000
haha checked

>> No.14194127

>>14193771
You're telling me I have to fucking wait till October to figure out your god damn riddle?

>> No.14194139

>>14193771
fucking attention faggot kys

>> No.14194169

>>14191983
the guy is writing a fucking article about some anons meme prediction. it's worse than the current trend, writing about who tweeted what to who. journalism fucking died

>> No.14194205

>>14191835
hmmmm, so why are people selling?

>> No.14194660

>>14193771
I love this painting

>> No.14194708

>>14191835
My god...
It was true all along.

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>>14192622
fuckin saved

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>>14191889
I'm a contemplatist when not analyzing

>> No.14194848
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>>14194732
Toppest of keks anon. Well done.

>> No.14194958

>Reifags
Literally smelly neets
>Asuka fags
NEET buts future billionaires.

How will reifags ever recover?

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>anime poster on an Indian designated shitting street review forun
>analyst
HONK HONK

>> No.14195554

Is he John Tutor?

>> No.14195585

Someone post Asuka anal hentai RIGHT NOW IN THIS THREAD!! ANALYST!!!

>> No.14195600
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>>14195554
>John Tutor

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>>14191835
>animeshit
>analyst

>> No.14195734

>>14192464
kek saved

>> No.14195745

>>14193771
>2 part play on words with the second word of my name
Pro-fat?

>> No.14195750

>>14191903
>>14191912
Not that guy, but I've been browsing /biz/ since I got a job at the marketing department of an exchange. After filtering all the bullshit you guys post, sometimes we end up we nice data about how people may react to certaing cryptos.
Every 2 to 3 weeks, there's a weird influx of pajeets here. Posts have a lower quality than usual, and most messages just want to spread FOMO.

Yeah, people with jobs in the industry visit this place, given how you guys also have jobs, it shouldn't surprise you. 4chan stopped being "muh treehouse" 10 years ago

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>>14192464
remember, $1000 EOY is FUD

>>14190488
>>14190488
>>14190488

>> No.14195774

Cringe and want me to leave crypto forever

>> No.14195778

Life is honk

>> No.14195798

>>14195750
>Yeah, people with jobs in the industry visit this place
I don't work in this space but my friend does and he's working on one of the biggest moon missions imaginable. You're going to start seeing it shilled here very soon.

>> No.14195841
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14195841

> Analyst

>> No.14195859

Who's a real analyst if not the hacker 4chan?

>> No.14195889

>>14195798
I once told my peers "what if we paid people to shill our exchange in 4chan and reddit"
>what would that accomplish
>we'd get awareness
>have you seen this work before, what data are you basing your arguments here
>Well, lots of stupid projects get shilled there, it's obviously coming from somewhere
>why would anybody use money to shill in 4chan of all places, no one wants to be related to 4chan
Now, some of those fuckers are talking about ChainLink, talking about how it come from literally nowhere.

Yeah, no shit, being shilled hard in discords, telegram, reddit and 4chan for the past two fucking years may have something to do with it.

>> No.14196114

>>14191835
there were endless threads just like this with predictions for months around this time. why are people always surprised when the broken clock is right twice a day?

>> No.14196153

>>14191864
All part of the plan, the first three months were easy to predict, the rest is for normies to discover this prediction and them make it come tree through meme power

>> No.14196189

>>14191835
As a journalist I was skeptical at first but the analyst attached an image of a smug japanese cartoon character to represent his certainty about these predictions. This made me reconsider my skepticism.

>> No.14196203

>famous
>crypto potato dot com

>> No.14196217

>cryptopotato
Guys it's some literal who crypto blog, calm down

>> No.14196237

>>14192147
>make gun
>shoot someone with gun
The gun did it

>> No.14196268

>>14192464
lmao

send this to the faggot (((journalist)))

>> No.14196297
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>>14192679
^this

>> No.14196299

>>14195889
The big difference between Chainlink and literally every other project is that Chainlink is the final piece of the puzzle to start the 4th Industrial Revolution. That being said, you can still start a community around your project, just don't expect the same autistic heights Link reached.

>> No.14196302

>>14192622
We are open source kikes, full transparency

>> No.14196310

>cryptopotato.com posts a photo of a /biz/ screenshot
Wow amazing this is crazy this is just like if CNN posted it

>> No.14196334

>>14193316
so what does it feel like? Cringe? (cringe from the journalist)

>> No.14196338
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>>14191835

>> No.14196640

kek

i cannot wait to unload on the normie filth

>> No.14196670

>>14196640
this

It's not "swinglinking", it's "getting absolutely free LINK at the expense of insufferable normalfags, hope they kill themselves after"

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>>14192464

>> No.14197206

>>14191835
>2016 - 4CHAN GETS TRUMP ELECTED
I didn't know /pol/ was still regurgitating this garbage, but then again you're most likely a Redditor. Fuck off back to rtd and take your praise kek shadilay meme magic shit with you.