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true if big

>> No.14188169

>>14188139
>22
>in college
>still a KHV
is it even worth trying

>> No.14188187
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almost 19. But I'll make it eventually

>> No.14188240

>>14188139
beautiful

>> No.14188249

>>14188139
I'm waiting for more people to post so my have sex mass reply will be better.

>> No.14188256

cumlets BTFO

>> No.14188260

>>14188139
Totally true
I can no longer jerk off 10 times a day at the age of 27. If you didn't make it before 20 then it's already too late

>> No.14188264
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>>14188139
>The greatest sexual market value transfer in history

>> No.14188314

>>14188169
Yes, I wish I was still 22 these are just memes you can do it

>> No.14188628

>>14188139
Tfw according to 4chan I had the perfect teenage situation.

And when I look back on it it was a 10/10 teenage years. First gf when 14 I love yous/hugs

Second gf @16 first blowjob/sex 16-18 perfect life of school/athletics/part-time work and gf dates/weekends together bc had car and license at 16.

She was great gf cared about me a lot and kinda miss her sometimes. I wonder if she thinks about me too. Only other girls I've been with since have been cunts and short flings that ended bad. t.22 now and just stacking cryptos.

Potential gf material has been hanging out with me a lot and texting/snapping. She's alright caring and pretty. I'm just scared of commitment. Do I do it bros?

>> No.14188665

I'm about 36 (lost track at 32), spend maybe 3 minutes every day of combined time pining after women (never had a gf), continuously decline hot women. This is very low on my priority list. I can't imagine some chick next to me constantly. Practically all people feel obnoxious to me.

>> No.14188710

>>14188169
>still a KHV
Newfren here, what's KHV?

>> No.14188725

>>14188260
>tfw remember banging a girl 4 times a day within 2 hour block or so
>tfw 25 now

>> No.14188735

>>14188264
KEK

>> No.14188770
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I turn 20 in 6 months. Never had a gf before but I have declined a few offers in highschool. This meme has inspired me to ask out a cute redhead at my local rock climbing gym. Wish me luck bizbros.

>> No.14188785

>>14188710
kissless hugless virgin

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>>14188665
37 here, I don't even really spend any time at all during a day thinking about it. If anything about having a kid(s)
On occasion I go on Tinder, I am a very very dense area.
Swipe to the right on darn near 85% just on looks alone, probably 95% on those 32 and older.

The Vive VR is a hell of a thing though. If 2D can't be real I can at least join them in their realm for a bit.

>> No.14188919

>>14188139
>tfw no 13yo gf

>> No.14189017
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>>14188139
>be me
>7/10 Aryan, would be 10/10 if taller (only 5'7")
>18
>starting college in august
>Texas, 60% spics, 20% blacks
>80% of the whites are obese
My plan is as follows:
>get dad bod with cheese balls
>pic related
That is to lower me down to 5/10
>no girls that meet my standards are interested in me
>no gf, now able to focus on college
>100k starting salary
How do I turn my no gf energy into studying and not depression?

>> No.14189029

>>14189017
>How do I turn my no gf energy into studying and not depression?
with the knowledge that if you aren't successful at """(((studying)))""" you will be a a fat worthless loser
unironically fundamentally solid

>> No.14189030

fuck right in the feels. all 3 of my serious relationships have lasted 4+ years. 25 and single now and feel like the day of the rope draws nearer and nearer. I miss my first girlfriend and that innocent, pure love we shared more than anything - and now I know there's no way of getting that back. I won't find a girl that can give me the same and I'm not capable of giving the same, either.

>> No.14189083

>>14188260
I'm 25 and can still get hard within minutes of cumming, and can tug out 10+ wanks a day if I were so inclined. Does it seriously get that bad in 2 short years? Might be time to check your test levels fren. It's amazing what changes testosterone therapy can add to your life. I've only cycled testosterone, not had it prescribed, but fuaark the increase in confidence, stamina, strength, libido and prosperous aspirations were amazing. If I could afford to be on it every day or had it prescribed to me I'd never come off (within reason regarding side effects).

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>>14188785
How the fuck can you never hug a girl even once? IME Whenever a girl said bye to a group of people they'd hug them, even the fat anime slobs.

>> No.14189109

>>14189030
Girls like that don't exist anymore, not even for chads.

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I posted pic related in a different thread earlier but it kind of applies here too

>> No.14189130

>>14189030
>I miss my first girlfriend and that innocent, pure love we shared more than anything - and now I know there's no way of getting that back. I won't find a girl that can give me the same and I'm not capable of giving the same, either.
at least you had that feel

>> No.14189137

>>14189083
im 36 and pretty much jerking it just like old times. I actually had a few years of sub-par jerks, don't know what that was about

>> No.14189153

>>14189130
>at least you had that feel
This.

>> No.14189207

>>14189153
>>14189130
You guys are right, and I do feel for any man that didn't. The silver lining, if you want to look for it, is that at least you guys can experience those first love and first relationship feels still. The downside is of course that the older you get, the less likely it becomes of finding a woman who hasn't taken 30+ dicks and has a heart made of stone. Wishing you all the best in finding her though frens.

>> No.14189319

>had all those moments with girls at various points
>in the end it was fucking pointless and I ended up with someone else and realize that all those prior were absolute shit
I'm married with a kid now, but honestly if it wasn't for my son I'd probably just stay single. My lifestyle would be much easier if I just had nothing to take care of but myself and could just live in a small 1 bedroom apartment with a sick battle station and a dakimura.

>> No.14189494

>>14189207
>The silver lining, if you want to look for it, is that at least you guys can experience those first love and first relationship feels still.
except you cant
go look at OP to see why

>> No.14189516

>>14188710
A huge faggot (for using that acronym).

>> No.14189588

>>14188770
Good luck fren

>> No.14189602

>>14189083
>>14188260
thats what happens when you psychologically mindfuck yourself with 10+ years of porn addiction + testosterone deficiency,

>> No.14189656
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Imagine thinking Sergey doesn't swim in teenage pussy. He just chooses not to indulge in them while he brings about the 4IR and uplift a thousand NEETs to richdom

>> No.14189687

>>14188139
Hey now it is not the 50s anymore. Noeveryone can get a girlfriend like in the past. Women are now sexually liberated and slut shaming is a no, no. They are free to be promiscuous whores and you only get a piece of teen ass or young 20 something if you are an alpha male chad. If not then you either have to make it somehow or get very muscular or settle for used up goods.

This is what will lead to ww3.

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>>14188169
>>14188710
>>14188785
Even fucking Elliot Rodger hugged girls

>> No.14189780

>>14188628
>Do I do it bros?
No one's advice or opinions will be relevant

>> No.14189801

>>14188628

imagine being this insecure

>> No.14189821

>>14188844
>The Vive VR

Yeah pretty good isn't it? however it creates havok on your dopamine system, so don't get addicted to it or it will end pretty bad

it redpilled me about the future of sex robots, literally no one will give a shit about women

>> No.14189985

>>14189821
I'm 24 and have teenage gf. Bunch of her frineds dated guys in thirties.

>> No.14189992

>>14189985
Wrong reply. Meant op.

>> No.14190020

>>14188785
The 'H' is for handhold-less, newfag. It's also extremely hard, almost impossible to never have hugged a girl if you live in the western world.

>> No.14190046

>>14188139
Awww. Reminds me of purer times.

>> No.14190074

>>14189083
High test makes it more difficult to aroused. What you described; easily aroused, constantly masturbating, never really satisfied, is caused by low test.

>> No.14190095

>>14190074

>not realizing it's about prolactin and going this hard coping about being a low test asexual being

top kek

>> No.14190108

>>14190074
>high test = low sex drive

What the fuck did I just read? Please kill yourself.

>> No.14190137

>>14190074
why are you fudding hormones anon?

>> No.14190241

>>14190095
>being a 15 year old summerfag
>projecting this hard

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>>14190108
>mfw biz is taken over by porn addicted summerfag kids.
aroused ~= sex drive
It's more difficult to get aroused but when you do you lay the pipe and do it right the first time.

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>>14190074
>High test makes it more difficult to aroused
>>14190362
>when you do you
t. *sip*

>> No.14190487

>>14190378
> hurr I'm 14 and my peepee gets hard every time the wind blows, I must have high test.
kys

>> No.14190497

>>14188139
holy shit I forget sometimes incels actually believe this shit LMFAO.

>> No.14190511

this thread is retarded, all of you are retards. You can always make it.

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>>14190487
>mom, look, I posted again!

>> No.14190545

>>14188628
sounds like a lot of wasted time.

>> No.14190608

>>14188169
I made it at 23. Don't give up hope, lad.

>> No.14190814

>mid 20s
>tfw do no fap
>walking in jeans
>rubbing from material gives me an erection
>have to either stand still like some chump or walk with hands in pocket to mask erection

>> No.14190828

i was kind of a jerk when i was in my early teens and random 8/10 to 10/10 "stacies" (i guess it's what incels call them) wanted to make out with me. but i wasn't into girls at all by that age. and even if... idk why i should have wanted to make out with them in particular. and had i done so, there would have been nothing pure about it. instead it would have likely been primitive and awkward as fuck.

>>14189207
this is why otakus loving kawaii, gorgeous and pure 2d teens (and probably also 3d ehebephiles) are likely some of the most reflected and emotionally intelligent people in the world. it's hard for me to imagine anything more fulfilling than being in your 20s, picking up an idealized 14 year old, lifting her above her inexperienced male teen peers (who are unable to treasure her, giving her a proper orgasm, etc), and growing a bond with her until you finally marry her when she turns 18 or 20. then you also start giving her a few babies and she is off to live a textbook happy and fulfilling life. at least when it comes to 2d. i am sure in the 3d case none of the children will actually be yours. because she cucked you with "chad." and then, once your child has grown up over the course of many painful years consisting of her nagging you about the most pointless of shit, she will divorce rape you and use your money to continue riding the "cock-carousel." at least it's how 4chan taught me it will transpire.

>> No.14190879

>>14188139
>tfw i got everything on that pic with the same girl
ah feelsgoodman

>> No.14190889

>>14188628
>scared of commitment at 22
niggas = clowns

>> No.14190985

>>14190828
i was also cute and shy myself. a jerk, but at times also shy. just before you guys freak out about girls only wanting jerks.