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Hi anon, take a seat and relax. In the meantime, what can I get you? Tell me what coins you're waiting for to pump?

>> No.14184098

>>14184084
LINK.

>> No.14184104

y-you too

>> No.14184111

>>14184084
Link, I’ll also take an organic green tea thanks fren

>> No.14184118

LINK LIT HOLO

>> No.14184143

Need something strong. Bought tfuel at 190 with full stack, meant for just a quick trade then I got immobilized seeing it dwindle down, it’s at 130 now I feel like doing something crazy.

Also bought iost at 149 and Harmony one coin at 310

I just Stare at a noose in the corner of my room sometimes praying for the time that red wil turn green

Getting o so tired my friends

>> No.14184174

>>14184111
Based and checked. I'll think I'll join him as I wait for link to moon.

>> No.14184213

>Waiting for XRP to get to $1

Boy did I bet on the wrong horse. It is amusing to watch the community collectively cum when it goes up a cent and the mental gymnastics that tries to link XRP with every piece of crypto news.

>> No.14184275

Mft. It probably will never pump though so don't even look into it.

>> No.14184329

>>14184111
*opens bottle of 97% spirytus* *fills 90% of the cup with spirytus* *tuck tuck tuck*

*opens bottle of absinth* *fills remaining 10% of the cup with absinth* *tuck tuck*

Here you go anon, organic green tea

>> No.14184342

>>14184329
Th-thanks

>> No.14184426

>>14184143
Say no more anon

*goes to the back of the bar* *grabs distilling machine* *goes back to the front of the bar* *grabs labcoat and goggles* *puts on a labcoat and goggles* *adds 97% spirytus to distilling flask* *ignites the burner* *brings flask to a boil* *alcohol drips in extractor flask* *pours extracted liquid in a glass*

Here you go anon! And please continue the story.

>> No.14184471

>>14184329
I am mesmerized by how perfect *tuck tuck tuck* is for describing the sound of alcohol pouring

>> No.14184484

>>14184084
LINK and DAG. southern mule, please, barkeep. how've you been anon?

>> No.14184500

>>14184084
Dry vodka Martini please

>> No.14184508

>>14184084
Hallo sir barman.

One mango lassi please...i am here for BSV push. They say meet man Creg Rite, but I never see.

>> No.14184530

>>14184174
*Grabs >>14184111 drink* *grabs a fishbowl* *opens the same bottle of 97% spirytus* *fills 90% of the bowl with spirytus* *tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck tuck*

*opens bottle of absinth* *fills remaining 10% of the bowl with absinth* *tuck tuck tuck*

*grabs a lighter* *spark the drink on fire* *adds a straw for couples*

Here you go anon, organic green tea. Please be nice and share it with your buddy.

>> No.14184540

>>14184213
Interesting story anon, what would you like to drink?

>> No.14184559

>>14184275
Need something strong to handle the pain sir?
>>14184342
What's the matter anon? Not happy with the green tea?
>>14184471
Thanks anon, what can I get you?

>> No.14184618

>>14184084
Double shot of your finest brandy and some rope please.

>> No.14184629

>>14184084
SC and DGB and DOGE

>> No.14184679

OMG >>14184484 is that you! Long time no see pal! Ah looks like the usual, coming right up!

*walks to the basement* *grabs copper kettle*
*walks back upstairs* *puts copper kettle on the bar* *cleans the kettle* *adds Southern Comfort* *adds gingerbeer* *puts a dash of Angostura bitters* *adds some lime*

Here you go my friend! and yeah its been great. Moved some of my portfolio to FTM and COTI. Sitting very comfy on that.

>> No.14184746

>>14184084

LITION, gonna need a Negroni. Also is there a smoking area anon?

>> No.14184822
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14184822

*sits down* how you doing barkeep'?
just taking a drink, while VIDT does fine and EQL takes a dump

>> No.14184825

>>14184500
How have you been anon?
*grabs martini glass from the rack* I assume you want it stirred, not shaken right? *continues work by filling a long drink glass with ice* *adds a generous amount of martini *adds a bit of Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth* *adds some orange bitters* *stirs until the drink becomes cold* *grabs the martini glass* picks up mesh strainer* pours the drink through the strainer into the martini glass* *picks up knife* *does a knife trick* *almost hit anons fingers* *cuts the peel of the lemon* *squeezes some of the peel juice on the rim of the martini glass* *adds the lemon to the martini glass*

Here you go anon, dry vodka martini.

>> No.14184922

>>14184084
Btt and zil

>> No.14184945

>>14184508
*picks up heavy blender from under the counter* How you been anon? *grabs some pre-cut mango's* *throws the mango in the blender* Wait a second anon this drink doesn't contain any manjuice? WTF IS THIS PUSSY DRINK I HAVE TO SERVE! *grabs golden rum* *adds lemon juice* *adds golden syrup* *adds yoghurt* *pich of kosher salt* *½ teaspoon ancho chile powder* *puts on the lid* *turns on the blender *WRRRR WRRRR WRRRR WRRRR* yeah wait a second, OH SHIT ITS SPILLING! nah just joking fren hahahaha *grabs a long drink glass* *fills the glass* *put some mint garnish* *adds a dash of ancho chile powder for some flair* Here you go anon.

>> No.14184994
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14184994

stop calling it alt-season
it's a junk rally
and you're not gonna /make it/ if you take the bait

>> No.14185007

Got 30k RLC

>> No.14185012
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>>14184618
*gets a chopping board* *grabs a knife* *picks up a large ice cube* *starts cutting the cube into desirable shape* So not going to well he anon. *keeps cutting* *grabs a glass* *puts dick shaped ice into the glass* *adds brandy* *goes downstairs* *picks up rope* *moves back upstaires* *puts rope on the bar* Would this do anon?

>> No.14185022

>>14184746
Yeah there is a smoking area. Please walk back to the door and move right, you will see the sign. Anything I can get ya?

>> No.14185038

>>14184084
>>14184822

yo my patience is almost exausted sir

>> No.14185053

>>14184822
What would you like anon?

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14185062

>>14184084
>>14184098
>>14184104
>>14184111
>>14184118
>>14184143
>>14184174
>>14184213
>>14184275
>>14184471
>>14184484
>>14184500
>>14184508
>>14184618
>>14184629
>>14184746
>>14184822
>>14184922
>>14184994
>>14185007
* GIMME YA MOTHER FUCKING BITE COINS WHITE BOI KEKS *

>> No.14185094

>>14185053
can you get me a whiskey sour, anon?

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14185104

>>14185062
fuck off peasant

*throws 2 LINKies on the ground*

>> No.14185113

>>14184679
thanks anon, best of luck with FTM and COTI. good holds to have

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14185151

>>14185062
You wot mate!

>> No.14185221

>>14185062
>>14185104
this fucking board man

>> No.14185250

>>14184143
Go all in VIDT

>> No.14185528

>>14185094
Sorry anon my right arm got shot by this fucking nigger. unfortunately I have to close the bar anon.

>> No.14185567

>>14184084
Waiting on Link and VIDT. In the meantime I'm screwing around with the Ethplode airdrop.

>> No.14185650

BCO. A 4 horseman, please. And follow it with a Irish carbon if you have the time.
I thought dividends would be enough.

>> No.14185681

>alt season
Anon I

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14185685

>>14184084
I'll take a treble whisky, neat.

Currently waiting on BAT to rise above 45¢ so I can get out without much loss.

Actually, I'll have two of those whiskeys please.

>> No.14185711

Even if altseason happens, how are dumb burgers like me supposed to cash out?

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14185718

>>14184084
Poor me tall one mate. ONE, VET, XLM, ZEC

>> No.14185743

Sitting on $300,000 of QNT

Probably becoming a millionaire this summer, strange to think about that. Doesn't make me excited.

>> No.14185750

>>14185650
Carbomb

>> No.14185756

>>14185012
Yes sir barkeep....(dick~shaped ice)made me chuckle.
If you only knew how bad things really are.

>> No.14185766

>>14184084
Hi there -- I'll have an old fashioned, whatever bourbon you fancy. Nothing super pricey, I'm tapped out, anon. I'm on the LINK train, sitting on 100k waiting to leave the station.

>> No.14185781

mining and accumulating 0xBitcoin like the /biz/tard i am

>> No.14185788

I’ll take a Kirkland light on the rocks and hey do u know any barbers around here?

>> No.14185811

>>14185766
100k means you make it at nearly any price. I'm only a 1K linky. I had $20k in stocks that was supposed to be my buffer against losing my job but I can't take my job anymore and I'm quitting this week, no two weeks notice. I also took another 10k out of my stocks to buy more linkies and then hold it in a wallet while we figure out what we're supposed to do about the burger regulations.

>> No.14185821

Xbase.

>> No.14186064

>>14185650
*pick up a lowball glass* *puts it on the bar* *adds 1/4 ounce Jim Beam bourbon*
*adds 1/4 ounce Jack Daniels whiskey*
*adds 1/4 ounce Johnnie Walker scotch*
*adds 1/4 ounce Jose Cuervo gold tequila*

I thought putting money in crypto would be enough but I was wrong.

*serves the 4 horsemen*

I still run this bar, I like the people tho.

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14186085

>>14184084
Rum and coke as usual
Waiting for XSN to pump. So much potential, but the bearmarket has made crypto such a cut-throat race to the bottom that it feels inappropriate to shill it most of the time

>> No.14186093

RSR

>> No.14186097

>>14185685
Here mate *picks up glass* *pours whisky in the glass* this one is on me *passes the glass to the skeleton

>> No.14186122

>>14185711
Find liquid assets to trade
>>14185718
Np mate
*grabs a long drink glass* *picks up the bottle of 97% spirytus* *fills the glass to the brim* *moves the glass slowly to the anon* Here you go mate

>> No.14186135

>>14184084
Nimiq

>> No.14186137

>>14185756
Good thing I made an anon chuckle, the least I could do bro. Hang in there

>> No.14186184

I'll have to close up the shop anons. Enjoy the last sip of the evening. Was great having you guys here! I'm back tomorrow, see you then

>> No.14186219

Been holding Link now for more than 500+ days now, two top 1000’s
Get me a White Russian

>> No.14186287

>>14186137
Thank you.You are a good person.

>> No.14186293
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14186293

Link could reach 20k, but I'll never be happy. I dont know what will. Help me

>> No.14186620

>>14186293
Find something that you're genuinely interested in, get involved, get to know it, get to love it. It doesn't matter if it goes up or down, as long as it makes you proud anon.

>> No.14186653

>>14186184
Based

>> No.14186814

>>14184084
I'd like all old fashioned, if you'd be so kind. Like most I'm here waiting for Link, but also SpankChain.

>> No.14186863

I'm new to crypto and and an absolute brainlet, is it a good idea to pump $1000 into LINK?