The balls of truth

[Anonymous No.14143291]

> Mal: (after hearing about a particular incompetence by a group of Alliance soldiers) That sounds like the Alliance – unite all the planets under one rule, so that everyone can be interfered with or ignored equally.
> Me: Sort of like how the rich bought up all the Monero, without anyone knowing in the year 2025? The gubment knew they could do nothing so they were left alone. But, all the transparent blockchains were cucked by the hand of the state.
> Mal: Yes, I was a based faggot chainlink holder, until Monero revealed that my giant balls were showing in public. My giant balls were only for my thots while fucking them in my giant space ship.

[Anonymous No.14143505]

(After coming upon a destitute ship.)

Book: Shouldn’t we report this?

Mal: To who? Alliance? Right, ’cause they’re gonna run \r\nright out here lickety-split, make sure these taxpayers are okay.

Me: Everyone adopted Monero in 2025, so there were no tax payers left.

[Anonymous No.14143594]

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