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>tfw coworkers discover your power level

Manged to keep a facade up for 3 weeks until they caught on.

What are some jobs where you don't have to work with people?

>> No.14120894

>>14120884
been there friend
did you mention the jews?

>> No.14121007

>>14120894

no but they know about being a virgin

>> No.14121015

>>14121007
How the fuck do you just let that slip three weeks into a new job?

>> No.14121022

>>14121015
>hey new guy haha you catchin' on? wanna grab a beer after work?
>i'm a virgin
>uhh alright then see you around anon

>> No.14121028

>>14121007
Thats called powerlevel now?
Are they making fun of you?

You should try to befriend the chaddiest of them and ask if he can go out with you and wingman you. Only works if you're not a completely unlikable autist though.

>> No.14121035

>>14121022
Realistic

>> No.14121045

>>14121015

We have to do team building activities. One of the activities was some game where you had to write down 3 things about yourself, 2 truths and 1 lie. I had a hard time of coming with stuff and was running out of time so I put down that I was a virgin as one of my truths. I'm so used to the concept being brought up on here that I didnt put much thought into it.

>> No.14121062

>>14121045
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.14121069

>>14121022
>y-you too!

>> No.14121079

>>14121045
So, what was it you wrote for your lie that was worse than being a virgin so you couldn't just pretend it was one of your truths?
Actually writing that you're a virgin for your lie would be pretty fucked up too so this is kind of a no-win scenario, but still curious

>> No.14121080

>>14120884
I write online content, translation, that kind of stuff. Work from home so I never have to meet any coworkers.

>> No.14121083
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>>14121045
unironically chad move i'm losing my mind

>> No.14121118

>>14121079

I put that I was fluent in Japanese for my lie.

>> No.14121128

>>14121007
You know you can get fired for being an incel right? Consider yourself lucky if the police doesn't come knocking at your door.

>> No.14121135

>>14121118
Couldn't manage a simple
>konnichiwa desu, doutei ja nai desu hontou desu
?
Sad

>> No.14122105

Virgins over the age of 25 should be sent to labor camps.

>> No.14122124

>>14121128
Unironically this, the mere presence of an incel constitutes sexual harassment. Stop creeping on the womans.

>> No.14122170

>>14120884
i thought you meant wealth haha. People i work with at new jobs always find im rich relative to them despite identical salary, just owning your car etc and not spending your entire paycheck makes you rich in normie eyes

>> No.14122300

>>14121045
So is /biz/ just /r9k/ with Bitcoins? I'm new to this board.

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>>14122300

>> No.14122348

>>14121015
>hey new guy, do you like your new desk? Can I show you the kitchen?
>i'm a virgin
>uhh alright then see you around anon

>> No.14122359

>>14122300
>worm in ID
fitting. Don't you dare to turn biz into another cesspit

>> No.14122377

>>14122359
don't worry, I'm mostly lurking

>> No.14122942

>>14122359
how you gonna treat this guy like that when he's getting these numbers
>>14122300
>>14122377
checked

>> No.14123042

>>14122105
I smell projection

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>>14121045
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>14121045
jesus christ you fucking autist

>> No.14123183

>>14121045
>team building activities

i would quit my job the moment something like this would come up

>> No.14123188

>>14123042
Change "labor camps" with "traditional mandatory military" and I'll agree

>> No.14123309

>>14121045
good for you, but that's a bit too personal for work, isn't it

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>>14121028
yeah, just befriend him anon, should be fine

>> No.14123382

ATTENTION: This is now a 2 truths and a lie thread. I'll start.
>I've never seen the ocean
>163 IQ
>I was a child actor

>> No.14123408

>>14121045
how did you even get past their behavioral interview with that kind of shit

>> No.14123477

>>14123382
Iq lie
Child actor true, got diddled.

>> No.14123485

>>14123382
>have a big dick
>very tall
>super intelligent

>> No.14123501

>>14123382
>net worth 9MM
>handsome
>trap

>> No.14123761

>>14121045
My sides

>> No.14123799

>>14121045
Why? You could have literally wrote down anything else. God damn it.

>> No.14123804

>>14123382
Get off of /biz/ Macaulay

>> No.14123814

>>14123382
> IQ is bullshit
>>14123485
Anyone who is smart wouldn't say super intelligent so I am thinking you are a big dicked tall fella who isn't that smart
>>14123501
you are a handsome trap but probably sucking dicks for 5 bucks

>> No.14123833

>>14123382
never seen the ocean and child actor in CP movies

cough up the money bucko

>> No.14123973

>>14121045
fucking retard oh my god

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>>14121045
Not letting this bad boy die just yet

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>>14121045
A man should only lie with a woman he is willing to die for. You did nothing wrong and I'm proud of you. Don't give yourself to worthless thots anon. You are better than most.

>> No.14125193

>>14121045
I managed to escape this shit pretty easily. When I was in high school there was a teacher who was also a psycologist, so often she came up with these retarded things. What I do was to ask the girl next me what to write. If then, during the reading out, someone called bullshit on me (not that often), I pointed that was a jokingly idea of that girl. At maximum the teacher sighed and the girl giggled.

>> No.14125202

>>14121083
This. As much of an autistic move that was, you can turn it around by simply not giving a fuck. You just revealed one of a mans biggest insecurities just for the fuck of it.

>> No.14125237

>>14121007
Literally have sex lol

>> No.14125541

>>14121045
oh dear anon... why didnt you just say some bs like "i used to be a pro football player" or some shit