/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.14098551]

rubber band edition

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
https://cdn.ymaws.com/afajof.site-ym.com/resource/resmgr/files/Historical_Texts/cox-rubinstein-ocr-1985.pdf

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

for GALT bagholders, those who cannot distinguish different types of funds, and me because my TDA funds aren't settled and I can't buy VRUS:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

last time on smg
>>14090125

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14098572]

Pathetic
Weak human beings

[Anonymous No.14098577]

FUCK GRUMMAN

[Anonymous No.14098581]

Can we get a round of applause for our BASED president?

[Anonymous No.14098586]

I thought it was pasta.

buying some barilla stocks now

[Anonymous No.14098587]

>>14098551
Third for BBQ

[Larry No.14098589]

>>14098572
Bro GALT is seriously underperforming.

There is money to be made elsewhere.

SESN for example.

[Anonymous No.14098593]

>Bigfoot Project Investments Inc. is an early-stage company. The Company is engaged in finding, documenting and collecting evidence of the existence of the creature known as Bigfoot.

[Anonymous No.14098595]

>>14098572
Pendy has transcended humanity

[Anonymous No.14098598]

Still getting the hang of this investing thing. Was hoping the market would go lower and stay there longer so I could buy cheapies, but whatever I guess.

[Anonymous No.14098605]

Ok bulls you had ur funweek

Time for bear season again

[Anonymous No.14098606]

>>14098581
fuck blomphffff

[Anonymous No.14098607]

Raytheon is going to make anime real
but the government will classify it

[Anonymous No.14098608]

Nintendo stock i swear if you don't start going up soon I'm gonna flip baka

[Anonymous No.14098609]

If devauled currency puts US at disadvantage, we should devalue our currency also...

[Larry No.14098610]

LCI is another dumpster fire

[Anonymous No.14098614]

>>14098581
When they say "sir, we're closing in 5 minutes" I just sit there. Only losers leave! Call the cops, I don't care. I'll sit here alone, in the dark. All night if I have too. And if they say I left? Fake news, folks.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14098617]

Thank you Su Bae, whom without I would still be at -33%. Thou wondrous products rebirthed mine portfolio and I am forever grateful. It is time I pursue other avenues of thrills and adventure, but hold fast! One day I shall return to AMD and to thee. Hark, the gains, they sound near. Hurriedly, I chase! Forevermore steadfast!

[Larry No.14098628]

Remember Pendy was also shilling VTGN which is pretty much near all time lows at .80 cents.

[Anonymous No.14098635]

Is a munibond ETF as safe as a T bond ETF in the event of a massive crash?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14098650]

>>14098595
I am becoming stronger

[Anonymous No.14098652]

Chicken Soup for the Soul is also apparently a stock (CSSE)

[Anonymous No.14098666]

>>14098650
Post P/L on GALT

[Anonymous No.14098668]

>>14098635
Not at all.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14098685]

>>14098650
>>14098666
Trips mean u gotta. Let‘s see that $800 pendyboi.

[Anonymous No.14098691]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Doggo of the DOW episode

[Anonymous No.14098693]

>>14098614
Trump really is the ultimate boomer.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14098696]

>>14098666
Will when I get back to my computer
I posted in an earlier thread that I was down about 14% all time yesterday
Probably closer to 20% or so now
Not ideal, but it's what happens when you put everything in one volatile stock
If I didn't believe in it long term, I never would have bought it in the first place
The company's fundamentals have only gotten better, I have no reason to sell

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14098700]

>>14098696
>>14098666
Just checked, it's actually 15% now
Apparently it was 11% yesterday

[Anonymous No.14098707]

>>14098691
what relatively cheap dividend stocks (<$40/share) would you recommend my good lad?

[Anonymous No.14098716]

>>14098700
POST
SCREENSHOT
BITCH
TITS>>14098700

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14098732]

The bottom is in for USO. Set your longs.

[Anonymous No.14098745]

im literally shaking right now, gusys do you think this is gonna wpork>? I have my life savings on this trade i cant pull out ahghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14098759]

>>14098732
>wrgsg agonn baaiy

[BenevolentStockCharts !MOyXBox3KI No.14098761]

SOXS saving my ass once again.

[Anonymous No.14098769]

>>14098608
SONYCHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.14098786]

>>14098745
RIP

[Anonymous No.14098794]

Buy KHC if you wanna make it.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14098815]

>>14098794
Good Lord, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.14098821]

I am going to keep posting about the need for levered SPLV funds until someone makes them happen

[Anonymous No.14098825]

>>14098794
lmaao

[Anonymous No.14098842]

>>14098815
Goat semen

[Anonymous No.14098885]

>bull flag on friday
>gap up on monday
All this setup yet we failed spectacularly. This is horrible.

[Anonymous No.14098901]

>>14098815
It's a pouch of ranch dressing designed to trick kids into eating salads.

[Anonymous No.14098906]

>>14098707
LEG

[Anonymous No.14098908]

this is it
THIS IS THE END
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.14098931]

>>14098745
Why'd you do that anon

[Anonymous No.14098962]

>>14098906
this
LEG is a big buy now for dividond lovers

[Anonymous No.14098969]

>>14098745
Did he dead?

[Anonymous No.14099017]

>>14098745
Don't worry Anon, bulls will always make it

[Anonymous No.14099026]

>>14098908

QUINTIPLE TOP

[cian No.14099047]

>>14098551
who else is all in on fiver IPO tomorrow? Never bought on IPO, if I have a strong belief it's going up, should I limit buy a bit higher than the launch price of 15? Or should I market buy?

[Anonymous No.14099068]

Loaded up the SCHB boat on heavy margin, adios amigos

[Anonymous No.14099095]

>>14099047
>i will shill your penny stock on /smg/ for $5

[Anonymous No.14099115]

Ah so (probably) because of what's currently happening at Hong Kong, websites like bilibili have to remove all live streams that are from outside Mainland China

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14099135]

Childs
Small and weak

[cian No.14099148]

>>14099095
dude, I think fiverr is retarded. Old money is buying retarded stocks right now to try to get on the millennial hype train; look at the Revolve launch a week ago. They literally sell clothes on instagram.

[cian No.14099201]

>>14099095
>>14099148
with that being said, I do have some doubts. Looks at freelancer's launch on the Australian market back in 2013.

[Anonymous No.14099211]

Boomer here, what buttons do I press on my phone (android btw (by the way for other boomers)) to make the robinhood phone game app to make money?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14099221]

>>14099135
Small and short human beans

[Anonymous No.14099234]

>>14099211
Let me AskJeeves that for you

[Anonymous No.14099245]

ding dong dang dong dang dong dong dang! how is erry body doing? :P tell me your positions and stop levels

[Anonymous No.14099251]

>Anons who had Pendulum as the next tripfag to suffer a schizophrenic break, please collect your earnings after market close.

[Anonymous No.14099273]

>>14099245
We hab hear a bery bad number a signs fer the market today

[Anonymous No.14099279]

and just like baggy told us oil is about to suduko, tahnks baggy :^)
traders on the street taking long lunches today

[Anonymous No.14099288]

>>14099251
He has become immune to the bullshit price action. He has transcended humanity. As have I.

[Anonymous No.14099298]

who here LABD master race?

[Anonymous No.14099304]

>>14099245
SPX huge short with stop at 2910, you are welcome

[Anonymous No.14099362]

>>14099251
post yfw he sells at $3

[Anonymous No.14099379]

>>14099234

Lmfao

[Anonymous No.14099380]

>>14099304
u trying to trick :P

[Anonymous No.14099423]

The GALT/LCI index is somehow up today, at 0.66, rising above the key 0.65 level
If LCI can get some momentum under it and drive the index back down towards 0.6, even under 0.6, it’s good news for LCI and bad news for GALT
But if we stay above 0.65, it’s still neutral territory

[Anonymous No.14099426]

>she just walked up to me, said “THIS MARKET WANTS CHEAPIES!” and kicked me in the dick. Then she took my wallet and ran away...

[Anonymous No.14099429]

i'm financially ruined.......

[Anonymous No.14099441]

>>14099429
Good

[Anonymous No.14099456]

>>14098901
post your face when you realize its actually designed to trick kids into eating partially hydrogenated soi oil

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14099469]

>>14099423
>The GALT/LCI index is up today
>Both memestocks are down more than 3%
You might wanna double check your accounting there, doesn‘t seem GAAP compliant to me.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14099472]

>>14099245
I have shares of INTC at an average price of $47.03. Bought because today I'm wearing my lucky underwear. Also bought because the technicals show a possible squeeze coming, hopefully I picked the correct direction.

[Anonymous No.14099487]

>>14098745
todays sell off pretty crazy
very rhythmic selling weird stuff
hopefully seller leaves us alone for rest of day o_o

should completely recover if seller done

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14099490]

>>14099469
Sure it's GAAP-compliant: Generally Accepted Asspounded Positions

[Anonymous No.14099499]

>>14099490
I like that you are embracing your new name

[Anonymous No.14099501]

>>14099429
what did you buy......

[Anonymous No.14099508]

Good afternoon!

[Anonymous No.14099513]

>>14099469
negative divided by a negative is a positive, thats basic shit

[Anonymous No.14099530]

>>14099513
absolutely disgusting, this is sexual assault and she needs to be sent to jail

[Anonymous No.14099535]

>>14099487
Funny joke

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14099558]

>>14099513
>tfw no big tiddie maths gf to differentiate curves with

[Anonymous No.14099589]

>>14099530
Imagine if the roles were switched. If a male said that and started undressing he'd be blacklisted from society, lose his tenure, and probably end up having to anhero. True equality does not exist.

[Anonymous No.14099594]

>>14098650

>transcendent

[Anonymous No.14099604]

WTF

[Anonymous No.14099609]

>>14099429
Shoulda bought $VRUS.

[Anonymous No.14099626]

If SPX closes at or above today high, I'll eat my shorts

[Anonymous No.14099667]

Is LGCY going to recover from bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.14099677]

>>14098745
>>14099017
>>14099429

>PROTIP

>>14099490

Good job, Yesterday's OP Anon! I'm proud of you. :')

[Anonymous No.14099687]

>>14099626
shit wtf did you do

[Anonymous No.14099698]

Something is jacked-up with the intertubez at my office. It's been giving me periodic errors every time I try to post.

[Anonymous No.14099703]

>>14099677
based and buffettpilled

[Anonymous No.14099707]

>>14099609
Is it the new KHC? How high is it going?

[Anonymous No.14099729]

easiest falling knife buy of life
when selling rythmic, buy then go on picknic

>>14099535
:/

[Anonymous No.14099732]

>>14099604
Look at the bottom, where it says what the 52 week high is? Then look at what it says today’s high is.

You need to zoom out, look at the 3 month, 1 year, and 5 year charts, then tell me you would have wanted to try to call the bottom on this housefire.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14099739]

>>14099698
Could be your boss sniffing your traffic!

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14099742]

>>14099677
I fear my impatience with AMD may have costed me more than I can afford in opportunity costs. We shall see if I made the right choice later this week.

[Anonymous No.14099754]

>down 4% on the day on my LCI position

Ha... Haaaaa! We're going to $30/share! Just like LCIguy said! He hasn't posted much since it went below six, but that's because hes working hard to DCA! He believes, I believe! I'm gonna make it! It's free money at this point! Ha

[Anonymous No.14099798]

>>14099729
but the pattern is only there long enough to fuck me over, and its been done 3 times now...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14099815]

$300 is going to get rejected hard again. This is a great time to sell your shares and walk away.

[Anonymous No.14099819]

>>14099754
I see you like my ancient dank meme enough to save and repost it in the same General you found it! I’m flattered.

>zoomers like pendy and rorposter keep saving my reaction images
Either I underestimated your taste, or I overestimated my own.

[Anonymous No.14099826]

quick shout out to BAL illiquidity letting me sell near 2% above cotton spot price

[Anonymous No.14099853]

>>14099739

I was thinking that too. I just switched over to the hotspot and use the proxy now to get around it.

I don't think they're that pressed though. I work as a project manager for a general contractor in heavy municipal construction so we frequently send shitty emails and porn back and forth over the company computers all day.

[Anonymous No.14099875]

>>14099742

<Old English accent>

>You must believe, my son...

</Old English accent>

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14099879]

>>14099853
Ah, well then sounds like it's all good

[Anonymous No.14099880]

Hope you all enjoyed the NBRV dip because it will NEVER be below 2 dollars again

[Anonymous No.14099887]

>>14099880
Who's that? Looks like a skank I know, but hotter.

[Anonymous No.14099915]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.14099928]

>>14099915
What happened?

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14099932]

>>14099915

[Anonymous No.14099954]

I'm an absolute brainlet, but with my first wage, I'd like to invest. Something along the lines:
.bitcoin (not right now, wait for crash)
.gold (not right now, wait for crash)
.high quality watter - is a go
.high quality wine -is a go
.intel - idk
.Apple - don't know the status
. ??????
. Profit!!!!11!
R8

[Anonymous No.14099976]

>>14099915
just buy the dip

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14099977]

>>14099915
I'm still holding the bag on this one too, we'll come back soon though just DCA and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.14099982]

>>14099954
Buy BABA

[Anonymous No.14099994]

>>14099977
yeah bro companies filing for bankruptcy are known to come back

[Anonymous No.14099997]

>sold apple at 20X and didn't buy back because trade war
How the fuck is this happening?
I'm so sorry Tim...

>>14099880
gotdamn. I didn't realize she had a dumper like that.

Her figure is actually perfect. She is into "acting" so I bet she'd be very enthusiastic, down to record intimate sessions and watch them to improve her technique. She is almost certainly debt-free and without tattoos. But she's married...

[Anonymous No.14100010]

>>14099954

>bizlet/10

Take your age and subtract 110. That number is how much money should be in stocks. Put the balance into bonds, money markets, etc.

Take about 60% to 75% of your money for stocks and stack up low expense ratio Index Funds. Take the remaining chunk and buy up some good yielding dividend stocks. With the last 2% to 5%, use it to gamble and treasure hunt those """big opportunities.""""

That's how you make it (tm).

[Anonymous No.14100023]

>>14099997
But she's a jew

[Anonymous No.14100039]

>>14099880
GIVE KHAZAR MILKIES

[Anonymous No.14100066]

>>14099997
:O
you got new picute :O......

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14100092]

>>14100010
>Take your age and subtract 110
Ay Tone, I think they‘re just fuckin‘ with us now.

[Anonymous No.14100105]

What are some cheap penny stocks on robinhood?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14100113]

>>14100092
>he isn't 1410 years old

Why do you think I've transcended short term price action

[Anonymous No.14100129]

>>14100105
NAKD :^)

[Anonymous No.14100140]

>>14099875
Neat old-timey postcard of San Francisco.

Do they do other cities?

[Anonymous No.14100145]

>>14099976
>filing for bankruptcy
Who the fuck would buy this?

[Anonymous No.14100163]

>>14100092
I think he means 'subtract your age from 110'. Otherwise, telling me to invest -70% of my money into stocks would be a bold strategy indeed.

[Anonymous No.14100171]

>>14098598
>facebook
>apple
god what a faggot

[Anonymous No.14100184]

>>14100163
70% allocated to short selling stocks, whats the problem?

[Anonymous No.14100203]

It's bretty funny desu

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14100204]

Here's what I use on finviz to scope out potential cheap stocks. It's how I found $IDN and was able to swing trade it for a tidy gain (I got out yesterday). Note this does not always work, or mean it's time to buy (DYOR) but it can at least give you some ideas.

[Anonymous No.14100229]

>>14100010
What if I don't have 110-(my age) thousand dollars

[Anonymous No.14100313]

>>14100163
>Otherwise, telling me to invest -70% of my money into stocks would be a bold strategy indeed.
negative multiplier is the only way GALT-folios will ever make it

[Anonymous No.14100330]

am I the only one here that trades BTC on robinhood to build my dividend portfolio?

[Anonymous No.14100333]

Why are defense contractors flipping out today? Did we sign world peace?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14100335]

>>14100229
Obviously that means you're not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.14100339]

Are my NAKD believers ready for their 40% gains tomorrow? We're going parabolic once insiders get news of how good the earnings is gonna be :^)

[Anonymous No.14100344]

>>14099875

oi lad ya mast beleive

[Anonymous No.14100359]

>>14100023
So she won't cook my bacon for me, what's the big deal?

>>14100066
It's... pretty gruesome
Be strong! You don't need guro anymore! Remember how you felt leaving the hospital!
You can have fun fetishplay with real humans!

[Anonymous No.14100362]

>>14100229
hopefully he meant have:
(110-age)/100=X.XX% of income (or usable income)

>>14100339
parabolic to zero?

[Anonymous No.14100374]

>>14100362
You'll see friend, they always do :^)

[Anonymous No.14100407]

Baggie, could you please short lci and Galt? Could use some positive movement. Thx in advance.

[Anonymous No.14100432]

>>14100362
>income
shoot, make that net worth (or savings?)

90 year olds want maybe 20% of their assetsin stock market
30 year old will want something closer to 80% of their assets in stocks (for dhat Fat Compound interest) instead of 80% cash stuffed in their mattress or sitting in a bank

[Anonymous No.14100439]

So, time to short Microsoft?

[Anonymous No.14100504]

>>14100010
What if I am under age 10 or over age 110

[Anonymous No.14100538]

>>14100010
That cartoon is great. Day trading U.S. equities profitably over the long term is impossible as a retail trader. This isn't even hyperbole, it's legitimately demonstrably impossible. If I found $10 on the ground, I'd go demonstrate it right now on video. They don't even try to hide it.

Once you know how the game works with regards to the markets, you can look at Day Trading and the industries (books, coaches, education, chat rooms, video series, etc.) that have popped up around it and stand in disbelief that they aren't considered criminally fraudulent. In fact that's probably why any of it even still persists. It's a scale of bullshit that is almost incomprehensible.

[Anonymous No.14100547]

>>14100333
pushback against the UTX-RTN merger has everyone spooked

[Anonymous No.14100559]

>>14099915

HAHA OH NO OH NO

[Anonymous No.14100564]

PPT swooping in to save the day as usual; which is a good lead in to the weekly reminder that a recession will never be allowed in our lifetimes again

[Anonymous No.14100623]

>>14099915
>tfw you bought at the literal $0.71 top

[Anonymous No.14100629]

This is bull trap

[Anonymous No.14100662]

pomp eet

[Anonymous No.14100685]

Tuesday cot update shows small specs increased shorts from 40k to 60k
+put buying at all time highs. Thinking SPY burst to 300 sooner than later

[Anonymous No.14100694]

CRASH IT DONALD!

[Anonymous No.14100701]

>>14099707
TO THE MOON!

[Anonymous No.14100726]

Gimme one good reason I shouldn't buy this BYND dip

[Anonymous No.14100732]

Thoughts on NSPR?

[Anonymous No.14100742]

>>14100726

It was a FOMO bubble

[Anonymous No.14100759]

>>14100726
Should be buying really expensive puts is what you should be doing.

[Anonymous No.14100768]

>>14100759
Damn shame it dropped so fast I had the money to get some puts today.

Fucking boomer investors need to shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.14100818]

>>14100726
>not healthy
>tastes bad
>HUGE FOMO'D MCAP
>lab meat is better long term

[Anonymous No.14100882]

Thoughts on Fiverr (NYSE:FVRR) IPO on the 16th of June?

I cant buy the shares at my current broker. Should i open a new account at a different broker to get the a piece of the company?

[Anonymous No.14100884]

>just got a blurb about Nintendo announcing BOTW 2
DOUBLED my position on this massive dip

What's /v/ and the gamer community reaction? What's your reaction, I know some of you are still gamerzz.

>>14098608
what wrong? No moneys to DCA?

[Anonymous No.14100889]

BYND puts locked in, let's see this baby fall back down to the 40's. Tilray style

[Anonymous No.14100908]

>>14100884
OH SHIT
were we on a massive E3 speculative pump this whole time?!

>Health and Wellness company

[Anonymous No.14100914]

>>14099589
It's 2019, if it was a male, the dr would also be a male and they'd start dick sucking.

>Gross.

[Anonymous No.14100940]

>>14100884
They're always going to have a market... for people that's now 30 yo, but there aren't that many fanboys as are Xboxers or Ps4ers. So they have a tinyer marcket, the thing is if they release a bomb ass game. Which I doubt though, it's always games for their fanboys that'll eat anything they drop.

[Anonymous No.14100947]

>>14100908
Yeah it'll probably go back down until earnings season. I sold my position after I got burned by AMD and Nintendo. Last time I try to play this unless there is a new console rumor

[Anonymous No.14100956]

>>14099887
Abigail Shapiro. Win exists.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14101031]

The market bottom is in, time to load up on SPY call cheapies.

[Anonymous No.14101048]

>>14100889
Make it happen. I want some BYND cheapies. I have no position in it right now.

[Anonymous No.14101068]

Daily reminder that UN will reschedule marijuana at the end of 2019. After that it will gradully be legalized all over the world and it's going to be big as fuck. Recreational use will increase from basically 0 to 100 in one year and it will double every year after that. All the shitty opioids will be replaced with marijuana. How big is the opioid market? It is fucking MASSIVE. If you haven't invested in LOL WEED then you really should. Otherwise you're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.14101073]

>>14101031
FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GOING LOWER, BAGGIE STOP POSTING

[Anonymous No.14101075]

Hey
New-nerd looking into getting into stocks

Wouldn't E3 be good times to invest into video game stocks? Or say, with the new release of HALO, would it be good to invest in Microsoft before it comes out?

Sorry, like I said, new person.
Here's my line of understanding

E3 makes a lot of hype
Hype generates sales for companies
Sales drive up stock prices

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14101083]

$O moon

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14101089]

>>14101068
Why isn't there a proper Marijauana ETF. MJ and YOLO look like dogshit memes

[Anonymous No.14101096]

>>14101068
What's the best weed stocks brother? Will one massively beat out the others or will it be a pretty even rise across the board once these guys start doing major business?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14101099]

>>14101075
>Sales drive up stock prices
no supply and demand create stock prices. sales just creates noise.

[Anonymous No.14101108]

>>14101068
Pro tip: when investing in marijuana because it is being legalized in a country, remember to also invest in psychiatric treatment of schizophrena, marijuana produces schizos (in a specific subset of the users), so its assured money.
t. schizo

[Anonymous No.14101123]

>>14101075
Apparently not because I lost money on all the e3 stocks I tried to play.

Looks like the hype sells the stocks prior to events, and then they dribble out. Bought some AMD on the dip though, so let's see how this goes for me

[Anonymous No.14101124]

>>14101075
Buy the rumor, sell the news.

[Anonymous No.14101125]

>>14101108
>Selling arms to both sides
Ask me how I know you're gonna be rich. (Hint, it's because you have the mind of a jew)

[Anonymous No.14101136]

>>14101099
Thank you friend

>>14101123
So don't unironically follow E3 hype, follow weed hype.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14101145]

>>14100940
Why not use your tripcode Comfy

[Anonymous No.14101149]

>>14101125
thanks for the compliment, but I'm actually a brainlet who hasn't invested in his life, I'd like to invest soon though, when I get the money for it.

[Anonymous No.14101156]

>>14101136
I think my general rule is if you are gonna buy known hype, buy 3 weeks in advance, and whenever a major pump happens, that's a good price to exit.

[Anonymous No.14101161]

>>14100940
>30yo
That is just who is most vocal about them in the US, Nintendo has a good hold on the younger demographics. Would you rather buy your 10 year old son an XBOX5 or a nintendo system for half as much, that's half as complicated, and has many more good games that don't involve killing terrorists?

>>14100956
Pretty sure her nudes are from a girl who just looks like her.

>>14101108
>marijuana produces schizos (in a specific subset of the users)
It's not really that it "produces" schizos, just that it may trigger a break or an episode in people with underlying vulnerabilities, people who are likely on the edge already.

[Anonymous No.14101162]

>>14101156
So, say, buy Nintendo stocks like a month before E3?

[Anonymous No.14101168]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m down .04%, the exact same as SPY despite not holding any, how odd. What a nothing day, no time to trade or check my port.

[Anonymous No.14101171]

>>14101096
I'm betting on Canopy Growth, Stenocare and Medicine Man Technologies. If I had more money, I would probably invest in Aphria, CannTrust, GW Pharmaceuticals and maybe find some really sweet American company.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14101180]

>>14101168
Finished up 0.75%. Pretty boring day.

[Anonymous No.14101181]

>>14101075
>Sales drive up stock prices

[Anonymous No.14101187]

>>14101168
Closed SCHE for a nice profit early
Got fucked by AMD calls
Opened a positioning TQQQ midday, iffy at best going into tomorrow
Rage bought some USO
Max'd margin on SCHB throughout the afternoon, all lots in green

[Anonymous No.14101194]

>>14101168
Up slightly from yesterday.

People are waiting for news, traded sideways all day.

[Anonymous No.14101201]

>>14101161
>30 yos and fathers buying a console to their kids
yes
>marijuana and how it affects psychotic outbreaks
also yes, but it REALLY pushes you to that edge, even if you weren't there at all, just you have an emotional unstability and you smoke weed? Welcome to schizo land.

[Anonymous No.14101211]

>>14101162
You tell me

>>14101168
Down another 2 percent. My options didn't recover with the price, then amd calls and Nintendo memed on my face. Decided to stop fucking around and just bought some shares in AMD and PLUG

[Anonymous No.14101213]

>>14101194
Forgot my pic.

[Anonymous No.14101218]

>>14101162
Sorry I meant to post this screenshot but I zoned out

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14101224]

>>14099362
I can absolutely guarantee you it won't happen unless there's an appropriate reason related to the company's fundamentals for me to sell at that price
I would unironically bet my life on it

[Anonymous No.14101233]

>>14101168
Up .81 percent. Spiders were my best performers today

[Anonymous No.14101238]

>>14101201
You shouldn't use products with heavy amounts of THC. CBD is the king.

[Anonymous No.14101250]

>>14101211
I also bought one (1) BSV lmao

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14101256]

>>14101168
Down 3.34%
Stoplossed out of AMD and did some shuffleboarding to go into these bad boys. I‘ll be writing a lot of spreads here in the future to make up for lost AMD premiums. Did some maths too, If I can get 2000 shares of QYLD, I‘ll be able to pay my living expenses so I‘m going to pour spread income there. Approx 1 spread won = 1 share. I‘ll have to keep an eye on losers and cut them off before max loss though. Figured it‘s an attainable goal to reach in 1 year, margin makes everything easier too.

[Anonymous No.14101279]

>>14101238
Yeah, I know, I smoke CBD now, but it isn't as stable as you might think it is. It still kicks you a bit if you're schizo (it still contains a bit of THC).

[Anonymous No.14101287]

>>14101168
down a little

[Anonymous No.14101301]

>>14101168
i'm happy with myself today. I made some money trying out option trading could have done better but aye im new to this and still came out positive

[Anonymous No.14101338]

>>14101287
>my ID is noDD

It's so true though ;)

[Anonymous No.14101433]

Just in from /v/

Thinking maybe I should quadruple my NTDOY holding?

[Anonymous No.14101537]

7 days in a row green here at $VRUS.

Rise wasn't parabolic either. Nice consolidations inbetween the rises.

This is fixing to rocket on substantial news.

[Anonymous No.14101546]

>>14101433
yes, but only because of the cute brown girl in PokeMon

>>14101537
I still can't buy it :(

[Anonymous No.14101557]

>LCI's entire day recovered after hours
Stay mad noLCI-fags

[Anonymous No.14101561]

>>14101256
you really think SPY won't go below 281 in the next month or so?

[Anonymous No.14101578]

>>14099703

[Anonymous No.14101579]

>>14101561
You do realize having a higher strike price put is better than a lower one right?

[Anonymous No.14101612]

>>14101579
282 - 281 credit spread means he recieved credit for selling the spread, aka he is long the 281 spread and short the 282 spread

max loss is 1 dollar, which happens if SPY closes below 281 on 7/5

[Anonymous No.14101625]

>>14101612
sorry i meant long the 281 strike and short the 282 strike

[Anonymous No.14101641]

>>14101612
So, he wrote the options?

I see, that's a pretty tight spread. I agree.

>>14101546
Yikes. Waiting for funds to clear?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14101647]

>>14101561
The bottom of the month's candle has already formed, we're going to be green from here.

[Anonymous No.14101662]

>>14101647
Baggie single handedly making sure we enter the era of the blood red bear

[Anonymous No.14101664]

>>14100362
>>14100432

Y'all are correct. I mathed backwards due to a brain fart.

>110-[your age]/100 = The Money in Stonks

The balance in bonds. God, I really want to leave my office early now that trading is over.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14101684]

>>14101664
Me too, I want to go get fucked up.

[Anonymous No.14101697]

>>14101664
>order of operations

also what do I do before my 10th birthday and after my 110th birthday

>>14101641
>Waiting for funds to clear?
ya

[Anonymous No.14101719]

>>14101684
But Bagman sir, it's only Tuesday

[Anonymous No.14101740]

If you'd invest for your child for the upcoming 20 yrs without selling , what would you buy? I'm not a huge fan of Etfs, so off the top of my head I'd say:amazon, Microsoft, alphabet, some solid REIT and IBM, 20%each. What would you pick?

[Anonymous No.14101743]

>>14101433
I have 2 shares in NTDOY and I haven't gained much as compared to my other big hitters (TSLA and ATVI). I'd say buy, but prepare to hold until games actually drop.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14101763]

>>14101145
I'm not a fucking console pleb you nigger
The only video games worth playing today are
>Mount and blade: Warband
>Crusader Kings 2
>Chivalry Warfare
If you play anything else you're wasting your life

[Anonymous No.14101777]

>4chan confirmed as SELL!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/1700-people-arrested-for-child-porn-and-child-sexual-abuse-crimes-by-the-justice-department-2019-06-11?mod=mw_latestnews

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14101804]

>>14101719
What does that have to do with anything?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14101809]

>>14101777
STOP STEALING MY CUNNY YOU BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.14101837]

>>14101546
brown girl?

[Anonymous No.14101858]

>>14101804
Nothing I guess

[Anonymous No.14101859]

>>14101777
Nice trips!

Where does is mention 4channel or its founder Hiroshisama?

[Anonymous No.14101869]

>>14101719
It is Tequila Tuesday you scrub

it's the day before whisky wednesday, thirsty thursday, and fireball friday, the lesser "weekdays" that proceed the holy "weekend" made up of shitfaced saturday and sober-up sunday

>>14101763
>not EU4 (heavily modded)
>or Civ IV (or VI)
>or CimCity 4
>or Rome Total War (again, modded)

smalltime

[Anonymous No.14101905]

Pretty good day for me. I made a switch to shorter term trades lately and am seeing more consistent returns now. Basically trust nothing, take profit fast, tight stops. My usual strategy of longer swing trades (1-3 month holds) was not performing well at all in this volatility.

In completely unrelated news I made a compressed foam archery target the other day out of floor mat pieces, furniture stretch wrap, and anti-weed soil covering cloth. Works surprisingly awesome considering my bow averages about 320 fps.

>>14101777

Good on them for the crackdown. Looks like this was the sweep that caught that Ars Technica guy /pol/ have been posting about all week.

[Anonymous No.14101909]

>"people" on /smg/ actually blow money going out and buying poisons that are marked up hundreds to thousands percents, or drink alone, habitually destroying the very body and brain they depend on to "make it"

[Anonymous No.14101928]

>>14101684
Baggie I'm actually kinda concerned about you wanting to get fucked up on a Tuesday

[Anonymous No.14101936]

>>14101909

I don't trade well if I don't file down the edge with the dude weed a few times a week tbqhwyf. I have tried trading from the wagon. It wasn't pretty.

[Anonymous No.14101943]

>>14101909
>he doesnt start drinking at market open

[Anonymous No.14101948]

>>14101763
does csgo count... :P

[Anonymous No.14101964]

>>14101909
drinking raises hdl, good cholesterol and clears arteries

[Anonymous No.14101967]

>>14101909
What else am I supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.14101972]

>>14101936
Hmmm... maybe I'd have less thrill-seeking contrarian behavior if I did drugs and drank alone too...

there's an archery range around here, seems like a difficult and expensive hobby to get into. But like it could be fun.

[Anonymous No.14101982]

>>14101909
-t. has nevery made money on stock market

[Anonymous No.14101991]

>>14101108
Schizos just smoke weed dude, if weed makes you schizo something else would have eventually

[Anonymous No.14102015]

>>14101647
God dammit baggie

[Anonymous No.14102017]

>>14101972
>seems like a difficult and expensive hobby to get into

Depends on the style you wanna do. Olympic style recurve bow isn't too pricey for beginner equipment, especially if you buy used (locally).

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14102032]

>>14101982
He's the poster who lost a lot of money on VSTM and GDOT, so you're actually right about that

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14102095]

>>14101869
>EU4
Autism with 300IQ
>CIV series
Boring
>sim series
Okay bretty based
>Rome total war
Never played but will soon
>>14101948
>_<

[Anonymous No.14102119]

>>14101991
you say that like weed wasn't a mega triggering factor in a psychotic outbreak

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14102140]

>>14102119
All drugs except tabacco and shrooms are pushed by the CIA for easier mind control

[Anonymous No.14102173]

>>14101869
>>14101763
sc2 still only serious RTS game around ;_;
total war 2 overrated trash, you can hardly even h&a

>>14102032
its been litterally impossibly for make money holding stocks these last few months

[Anonymous No.14102189]

>14102140
I don't talk to tripfaggots, fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.14102196]

>>14102140

CIA were super fond of LSD for a long time. Maybe still are.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14102264]

>>14102173
Luckily I have the power of patience

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14102277]

>14102189
This is bait of excellente qualitische :ok_hand::skin-tone-1:

[Anonymous No.14102352]

Down about $19. But overall I'm up over $300 so it's good. Confess your sins and be safe-ed by Him and his Fat Divvy!. Who else has kicked Trump's ass twice with no blow back, Not even Trade War shit can stop Him, he always recovers.

Hold Him now and you'll be alright. That Fat Divvy will be there for you in 30 years time.
Aside note: Buy AMRN to while your at it, imo,

[Anonymous No.14102369]

>>14102140
Yearly reminder to avoid mindcontrol substances like weed, LSD, Shrooms, cacti, and go for the true reality (DXM and scoplamine)

[Anonymous No.14102370]

>>14102352
No thanks, I'd rather not invest into fake news:^)

[Anonymous No.14102389]

TODAY WAS AN UNCHARACTERISTIC PUSH DOWNWARDS BY SHORTS SO SMART MONEY COULD BUY IN, YOUVE BEEN WARNED THAT LCI IS GOING TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.14102447]

>Total movement on my folio was less than 1%
Jesus christ what a boring day, no wonder this general is a ghost town rn

[Anonymous No.14102454]

>>14102389
But why buy that garbage when you could be sitting comfy in $VRUS, anon?

[Anonymous No.14102476]

For all the people who bought NAKD because of me, earnings were pushed back a week, this probably isn't because they're doing well, so if you're in the positive I'd take your money and go somewhere else, this shit is going to 0.20 - 0.15 per share, not to the moon. Sorry if you lost money

[Anonymous No.14102480]

>>14102352
Oh yes; we must give thanks. Thanks Trump for giving me such nice Cheapies. Now I'll be raking in the Profits over time.

Thanks KHC for your accounting errors, I was able to bag you at a steal. Thanks PINS, I hope you grow and attract the interest of a big FAANG. Thanks KDP, I hope you grow and keep Hiking the Divvy like KO.
Thanks T Babies - Your Fat Divvy will be bringing me over 36k in 28 years time.
Thanks AMRN - for making me tween 18 - 40k in Profit sometime soon in a short time span. Thanks SFM, sure your an upstart Grocery chain but your secret lies with your Healthy food bent and your Growing Profits so keep it up ya.
To many to list, so thanks generally speaking for bringing me Profits so I don't gotta worry about shit.

[Anonymous No.14102486]

>>14102454
Because it was my first buy as a newfag and now I have to shill it to pump my bags back to break even point :^)

[Anonymous No.14102539]

>>14102173
WC3 was GOAT rts
SC2 can be depending on the patch used

SC1 was GOAT tier too i suppose

[Anonymous No.14102544]

>>14102486
>he's not holding for mid-teens™®©
Never gonna make it, son.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14102621]

QYLD is fugging based

[Anonymous No.14102651]

>>14101684
me prob gonna get messed up tonight
have expensive sake and wine + adderall

made me money this week today and monday
thinking about spending next few days completely out of it

>>14102539
wc3's meta better than every, it comming back as real game
sc2 okay rright now
your right about patches making game too inconsistance

am playing both wc3 and sc2 ATM for keep mental health @_@

[Anonymous No.14102665]

>>14102621
>Launched Christmas 2018
I'm done trading penny shit, is this gonna be the next multi hundred dollar ETF?

[Anonymous No.14102694]

Did I post in this thread?

[Anonymous No.14102710]

>>14102651
Send me some adderall fren

[Anonymous No.14102730]

>>14102476
Wait what the fuck this isn't me, earning push back was to extend accumulation time, look at how is building up their bags, that's all the info you should need to know this bad boy is about to pop

[Anonymous No.14102816]

>>14102730
>>14102476
I can't wait for this shit to make me rich so I don't have to have these faggot ass room mates

[Anonymous No.14102828]

>>14102694
>>14099211
Here boomerfriend

[Anonymous No.14102833]

>>14102816
Fuck you faggot, I'm going to rape you in your sleep

[Anonymous No.14102845]

>>14102833
Shut the fuck up Jake, and stay the fuck out of my room you shit gargling inbred kike

[Anonymous No.14102893]

>>14101168
Up 4.26% on the day, still down 3% on the week though.

[Anonymous No.14102909]

>>14102651
my win ratio sc2 ladder is 100%, 1 games played 1 won xD too stressful to play but i like to watch it like many do

[Anonymous No.14102943]

Heh, market sinks overall today; meanwhile T babies dominate pretty much everything else.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/t-t-gains-market-dips-214509694.html

I'll have 200 T babies by eoy thanks to Drip btw.

[Anonymous No.14103068]

Anybody wanna post predictions for tomorrow? There hasn't been anymore good or neutral news for the market to rally off of, so I'm thinking another red day.

[Anonymous No.14103117]

>>14103068
Market side-ways red .5-1%, my NAKD goes to .29 C a share, LCI I have no idea what the fuck its doing

[Anonymous No.14103156]

>>14103117
I also think Bili makes it to $30/share within the next 6 months

[Anonymous No.14103167]

VRUS will go to 1 dollar

[Anonymous No.14103175]

>>14103068
Crabby

[Anonymous No.14103204]

>>14103068
there is still buying pressure all over tho

[Anonymous No.14103340]

OH NO NO NO
I DIDN'T BUY ENOUGH DURING THE DIP

[Anonymous No.14103368]

Hmm, I might buy some KO during the next major dip (under $50 per). Then I'll have the 3 K's, KDP,KHC, and KO.

[Anonymous No.14103376]

>>14103340
if you had bought OKTA that graph would literally just be shooting straight up

[Anonymous No.14103507]

>>14103175
Another snib day

[Anonymous No.14103514]

>>14102352
Bad CEO who made even worse decisions. $60 billion for a satellite network that lost 40% of subscribers. $80 billion for dying television channels and a film studio that can't compete with Disney. Are you brainwashed by a 6% yield?

[Anonymous No.14103603]

I'm listening to Dark Pools on audible. Shit is wild

[Anonymous No.14103604]

>>14103514
>tfw they cut the dividend

[Anonymous No.14103616]

>>14103514
Don't forget they are 5+ years late to the fiber game as well

[Anonymous No.14103652]

>>14098551
>don't know what kind of orders there are other than market orders
>only market sell and market buy because I'm a literal retard
guess Im doing okay

[Anonymous No.14103678]

AT&T has underperformed the SPY for the last 20 years
invest in AT&T if you like to throw away money

[Anonymous No.14103683]

>>14103652
you're just lazy. can't even be bothered to google. i guess that's also retarded in its own way

[Anonymous No.14103691]

>>14103514
Can't really type all the good parts cause it'd take to long/run outta space so I'll hit the highlights:

1. On track to pay down 75% of 40 billion debt by eoy. This is without 5G,Streaming Service or Time Warner fully up to speed yet either.
2. Profits is Up w/plenty of spare cash to Pay Divvy and Hike it some over time.
3. Xandor, First Net, Streaming Service,5G, Time Warner will all bring in Profit by the tons.
4. Legacy parts still rake in a decent haul.
5. Mexico Unit (Latin America) is growing and Raking in more Profits.
6. May be going to sell the Direct TV division to Dish (Rumor only now).

If they can pay down 75% of a 40 billion debt without all parts fully up to speed, without cutting anything (Divyy/Projects) then that should tell you one thing; They ain't worried.

[Anonymous No.14103697]

>>14103652
get some Bwl.a friend

[Anonymous No.14103717]

>>14103683
I read the definitions they just don't stick in my head
>>14103697
but bowling is almost as gay as golf

[Anonymous No.14103749]

>>14103691
In any event, with AMRN I'll make back all the money I got in the market so once I get my Profits from AMRN everything else is just free gravy. The only real question is how much I'll rake in. Will it be 18K or 40K or somewhere in the middle. The best part is that I won't care. Cause even 18k will cover me and then some.

[Anonymous No.14103769]

CNSL looks real shady over 70% owned by institutions with a 30% dividend any thoughts on this?

[Anonymous No.14103791]

>>14101740
WM, LMT

[Anonymous No.14103842]

Why haven't you bought BABA yet?

[Anonymous No.14103861]

>>14103842
Do not trust chinks, my friend

[Anonymous No.14103873]

>>14103861
>Not making free money

[Anonymous No.14103902]

>>14103769
They eliminated their dividend and dropped over 50%.

[Anonymous No.14103926]

>>14103769
Looks like a shit show, but not any less of a shit show than NAKD
>-80% in the past 5 years
>Be suspect of large divvy percents, usually used to attract investors to failing projects
>Inconsistent EPS with recent history of massively failing to meet expectations

It could be an okay swing trade but I wouldnt leave your money in it for a long time.

but then again, I'm in NAKD and LCI so you should probably do the opposite of what I say

[Anonymous No.14103959]

>>14103902
This is why I'm kinda keeping my stake in CTL small. Earning report they's like "all is good, we're raking in profit enough to cover everything" "Nothing is wrong" Then the next week Divvy cut by half. Investors flee, stock sinks like a rock. Which is good for me cause I bought it at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.14103971]

Tarrif Man won't be happy until the Fed is forced the lower interest rates...

And by lower I mean to zero because stock market crashed to 2008 levels.

[Anonymous No.14103973]

/new/ thread?

[Anonymous No.14103990]

>>14103959
They make no money dude, bail.

[Anonymous No.14104021]

First time baking new bread, probably fucked up

>>14104010

>>14104010

>>14104010

>>14104010

[Anonymous No.14104846]

/smg/ and /biz/ in general is just a bunch of kids & wannabe business men.
Yall think you're some kind of Wolf or Wallstreet or something lmao

HERE'S A TIP FROM A PRO: classically longing/shorting stocks, options, contracts, is not how you make money in the stockmarket. You're doing it wrong, as a matter of fact, Everyone is doing it wrong so it's not your fault.

interpret that as you will