/smg/ - Stupid Morons General

[Anonymous No.14085140]

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener (the tradingview screener is also good)
https://finviz.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

for SQQQ, SDOW, and SPXU bagholders:
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Previously thread:
>>14077440

[Anonymous No.14085156]

Threadly reminder:

Some of you guys are okay, buy NAKD at 0.29 tomorrow at open and sell at 0.50 on thursday after earnings

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14085157]

GALT = deep value

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14085169]

Write calls. Buy ETFs that write calls with leftovers.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14085172]

>>14085156
They're going to do an r/s

[Anonymous No.14085182]

I told you guys to buy Tesla cheapies at 190 and I told you again at 180, who here listened?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14085187]

>>14085169
I thought you went full cash??

[Anonymous No.14085204]

So, did y'all BUY AMD before the current bull run? Added another 5k to my position at 28.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14085210]

>>14085187
I got assigned friday so yea I was full cash on the weekend in case shtf.
>>14085204
yes

[Anonymous No.14085233]

when the cotton #2 goes up

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14085235]

>>14085210
You should consider diversifying with your call premiums into something to pay the bills. AMD will die one day soon and you'll get mauled by the bear

[Anonymous No.14085238]

>>14085172
If they were going to do an RS they would have done it already, theres no reason to let their share price drag along the bottom of the sea floor for the better part of a year if that was their plan. It's stayed at this level because they have some half decent earnings news, and the pump last week was consequence of people in the know buying loads before the news

[Anonymous No.14085252]

If you're not an end of day trader you'll never make it.

[Anonymous No.14085274]

What do you guys think of NEPT? Am I just wasting my time?

[Anonymous No.14085275]

Was thinking of getting NOK for under 5.00 for long term hodling dividends and potential growth from pending 5G.

[Anonymous No.14085288]

first for fake hamburgers

[Anonymous No.14085294]

>>14085274
>All charts green but daily
No, I'd say you're fine

[Anonymous No.14085304]

>>14085288
have anyone here tried it?

[Anonymous No.14085309]

It literally couldn't hurt to throw 100 at NAKD, worst case scenario you lose $100, best you gain 50-100 bucks, gambling is fun anons
:^)

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14085313]

>>14085235
Well, that was the goal once I reached 1000 shares lol. I could diversify now if I‘m willing to forego higher premiums right now, but honestly, AMD is showing no signs of stopping anytime soon. Ryzen released 7/7, Msft using AMD cores now, intel scandals and poor finances, e3 and computex, etc. I may be fine with diversifying at only 500 shares tho, I‘ll look into acquiring my first diversification stock here soon (tm).

[Anonymous No.14085351]

>>14085235
That's just the nature of the beast with tech stocks. Just take some profits and buy back in after the dip.

I don't believe long AMD is a bad position though, especially with all of the partnerships and Intel's impending reckoning. Why do you think they will "die one day soon"? Or you just mean the price normalizing after the hype dies down again?

[Anonymous No.14085358]

>PROTIP

[Anonymous No.14085388]

>>14085358
First useful tip I have heard from Mr. B

[Anonymous No.14085401]

I wish I wasn't a giant pussy and had a bigger position. Oh well. Gains =gains

[Anonymous No.14085415]

Mornin nibbas

[Anonymous No.14085437]

>heh-heh, n-no market moves in a straight line

[Anonymous No.14085438]

Lululemon earnings this week who is buying puts?

[Anonymous No.14085445]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>14085415
happy monday sonicbro

[Anonymous No.14085464]

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14085468]

>>14085358

[Anonymous No.14085495]

>>14085468
stfu jew, AMD will go to 50 dollars a share before the end of the month

[Anonymous No.14085496]

How do I git gud at swing trading brehs? I'm tired of wage cucking, and i'm only 23 years old

[Anonymous No.14085501]

>>14085438
>betting against white women blowing their man's money on overpriced bullshit
don't do it, fren

[Anonymous No.14085518]

>>14085304
Haven't tried their burgers but I saw some of their frozen taco "meat" at the store and tried it. No idea why it's valued so high. The texture was like rocks and the taste was underwhelming. Also it was 90 calories for a few tablespoons worth of food once it was cooked. I'll stick with chicken and turkey.

[Anonymous No.14085523]

>>14085496
Read up on momentum trading and maybe study up on price action/SMAs, crossover patterns on hourly candles and up. This book is pretty good for that.

[Anonymous No.14085528]

>>14085468
>>14085501
speaking of which, where is the THOT etf at?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.14085530]

>>14085313
If my calls get assigned is there any fancy way to avoid getting them taken from me besides buying them back?

[Anonymous No.14085537]

>>14085496
>>14085523
Also this book, terrible hairstyles aside.

[Anonymous No.14085555]

>>14085496
>im not smart enough to get into a good college or learn programming, how can I beat hedge funds and harvard/MIT math PhDs in the most competitive market in the world?

[Anonymous No.14085577]

>>14085496
>I'm tired of wage cucking, and i'm only 23 years old

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14085579]

>>14085530
not really lol. You could roll them out into a spread of some kind, if the price is pretty close to your strike.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14085594]

>>14085555
>>14085577
fuggin check‘d
>>14085496
get a job and put 10% of your paycheck into Spy or Vti. The digits confirm trading is not for you.

[Anonymous No.14085611]

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.14085630]

So I actually won my /ES short lol
Nice lil pullback

[Anonymous No.14085720]

>>14085496
you don't even know what tired is faggot

[Anonymous No.14085743]

>>14085594
>get a job and put 10% of your paycheck into Spy or Vti. The digits confirm trading is not for you.

Actually yes, this is very sound advice for a 23 year old. Follow this >>14085496
Study active trading and even paper trade to dip your toes and see if its for you later but let your money start passively growing asap. Time is on your side.

[Anonymous No.14085760]

>lose $600 on BSV
>Switch to stocks
>All in on NBRV
>Lose 12%
I just don't think I'm meant to make money.

[Anonymous No.14085762]

>>14085157
>if I believe hard enough it might come true

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14085802]

>>14085762
The price action today is blatant manipulation by shorts and market makers
The company's fundamentals are better than they ever have been

[Anonymous No.14085817]

how is GALT down on such a green day HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.14085818]

>>14085743
Why SPY now? Shouldn't you wait until a dip? It seems a bit high?

[Anonymous No.14085834]

>>14085818
if i knew the answer to that question i would be a literal billionaire within a month

[Anonymous No.14085841]

>>14085802
C O P E
O
P
E

[Anonymous No.14085842]

>>14085802
>>The price action today is blatant manipulation by shorts and market makers
just like every day, for the past few years huh?

[Anonymous No.14085843]

>>14085817
Shorts have control of it and are walking it down. They will burn sometime in the next few weeks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14085863]

>>14085802
We're going to close red again. This market is a real bitch some times.

[Anonymous No.14085873]

>>14085358
based and jewpilled

[Anonymous No.14085915]

>>14085760
Stop going all-in on longshots for a while

[Anonymous No.14085921]

>>14085817
I bought into GALT today without doing any due diligence of my own solely on the fact that "Pendulum" keeps shilling it here so frequently. I sincerely hope it performs well... for his sake.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14085936]

>>14085921
Worst case it's a learning experience

[german No.14085940]

>>14084709

[Anonymous No.14085947]

it feels bad that so many members of /smg/ will probably hang themselves in the next recession due to losing 90% of their portfolios while the crypto people will probably be dancing around in money

[Anonymous No.14085963]

>>14085863
not when you have based divvies coming in every week.

this week I should have IBM, JNJ, MSFT, IP, O, and TAP pay me as well as my Capital Gains and Dividends from my Mutual Funds. should be a $4K+ month in passive income (one of my two big months out of the year).

[Anonymous No.14085989]

Imagine unironically buying beyond meat right now

[Anonymous No.14085999]

>>14085921
Haha nice

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14086006]

90% of posters here would panic sell in the position I'm in right now
I won't and it's going to pay off later, I'm concerned about fundamentals and not price action
The emotional fortitude of most people on here is laughable

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14086010]

>>14085947
>>14086006
What's this fixation with 90% all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.14086012]

>>14085947
retard level bait

[Anonymous No.14086021]

>>14085921
GALT doesn't look good

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14086038]

>>14086021
You don't know anything about the company and are just looking at a chart

[Anonymous No.14086046]

>>14085947
>losing 90% of their portfolios

i've lived through the nasdaq bubble, the great recession and the various corrections/bear markets. my portfolio has only gone up over time.

unless you rich in crypto in 2017, its not ever going to be like that again.

[Anonymous No.14086047]

>>14085921
>buying a tripfags bags
What new level of findom soi cuck white knighting is this?

[Anonymous No.14086056]

>>14086038
exactly. and since its inception the indicators i have show bearishness. it will go to 1.6 or even 0.5$ imo

[Anonymous No.14086057]

>>14085921
It will in the long term. Or possibly even the next few months. Put some in and forget about it for a while.

[Anonymous No.14086082]

>>14086010
90% of the time it works all the time

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14086083]

Copeposting at all time highs. Drop the bags already and start writing calls on your bluechips.

[Anonymous No.14086106]

>>14085843
Unironically, one of the first concerns that came to mind when Frendy posted about them being added to a new index was that it may now be more appealing to the MM's who love to mess with biotechs. Don't know if it's a candidate for P&D, short to shit, short then buy when it's $0.30, etc.

There are so many problems with biotech stocks that aren't even related to the companies.

[Anonymous No.14086112]

the only thing GALT has going for it is whether its drug gets approved, just like the 234234 other penny biotechs you can gamble on

[Anonymous No.14086113]

>>14086056
I would liquidate all of my possessions to buy it at 1.60 or 0.5

[Anonymous No.14086118]

Even though people are saying the pump of AMD is done i picked up some 35 dollar calls because of E3 later today. Could see it sky rocket tomorrow if they have a good showing.

[Anonymous No.14086119]

>>14086056
Here's RKG's prediction

[Anonymous No.14086156]

>>14086113
well there is a high chance we'll go under 3$

[Anonymous No.14086185]

>people unironically still holding stocks
this is when you exit the market folks

[Anonymous No.14086198]

> Changing sectoral trends in the last 6 decades, translated through the economy’s production network, have on net lowered trend GDP growth by around 2.3 percentage points.

> The Construction sector, more than any other sector, stands out for its contribution to the trend decline in GDP growth over the post-war period, accounting for 30 percent of this decline.

Well, America stopped building long time ago. What's the latest infrastructure glory in there? They can't even build a high-tech wall, but some dumb fence.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14086215]

>>14086119
>Comfy thinking he can tell anyone what they should buy

kek

[Anonymous No.14086252]

Beyond burgers aren't even that good, I had one a couple days ago and honestly it sucked. Why is it going up so much? Just the novelty?

[Anonymous No.14086260]

>>14085818
You can always wait, but look at all of these points where the market was at its highest point (at the time). Even if you bought and the market fell, it eventually was surpassed, over time. If anything, if you contribute a % of your weekly pay to the market, down periods will allow you to get more for your buck and ride it up to the eventual (in theory) rally back

[Anonymous No.14086261]

>>14086215
Rent free
I have no position on anything right now, that's just RKG's prediction

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14086278]

>>14086261
>that's just Rkg's prediction

Look at the post directly below rkg's

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14086283]

>>14086185
Nah, I'm holding my VGT, VT, and bank stocks. Those are long-term holds for me. Took profits on $IDN and others that I'm swing trading - I'll wait for a good reentry point from the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.14086315]

>>14086278
I since revoked that recommendation due to a giant 95% crash in the next month. however you would be green on that trade desu
You sure are seething on days like pic related

[Anonymous No.14086321]

4 hours until the AMD presentation at E3. Short AMD or HODL?

[Anonymous No.14086383]

>>14086321
I think one of the main reasons they're up is that Microsoft announced their upcoming console (Project Scarlett) is using an AMD chip yesterday.

Dunno how any news out of E3 could make it go down, but who knows

[Anonymous No.14086392]

>>14086156
I doubt it. Will be more positive news before they can walk it down that far.

[Anonymous No.14086394]

market doing a full retrace on todays pump. we will soon know if it was a dead cat or continuation to golden bull

[Anonymous No.14086403]

>>14086392
news are announced at special price levels they are not random. feel free to hold bags

[Anonymous No.14086414]

>>14086315
>it's already down more
Wonder if we can hit -10% today

[Anonymous No.14086419]

>>14086403
I will gladly hold these bags, thanks fren.

[Anonymous No.14086439]

>>14086383
That was already more or less known, just official confirmation.

Many shareholders have high expectations in their new Navi GPU (because they're retards who ignore that AMD doesn't currently have the R&D budget to catch up with Nvidia), while it's probably overcosted, power-hungry garbage only good for console bucks.

The new 16 core CPU is going to be great, but probably costs an arm and a leg with probably 700+$. Still way better than Intel, but not cheap, either.

[Anonymous No.14086446]

What do you dudes expect from AMRS earnings?

[Anonymous No.14086473]

woah what the fuck just happened to AMD I checked that call I bought last thread and it tanked way down

[Anonymous No.14086476]

>>14086252
Where did you have it? I've eaten one twice. First one i grilled at home and it was better than the beef burger I made at the same time. Second was at a burger restaurant and it was thinner and not as tasty. Maybe I'm just a better cook than the "professional." I will buy it again to impress my friends and family.

[Anonymous No.14086481]

>>14086394
"In a bear market, you sell the rips, you don't buy the dips"

[Anonymous No.14086493]

>XBI in freeefall
>GALT down like 5x as much as all the other biotechs

Love these green days ;^)

Is Bernie behind this? That rascal

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14086494]

Unquestionably a coordinated short attack on GALT happening today

[Anonymous No.14086499]

>>14086414
HOLY FUGG IT JUST DROPPED

[Anonymous No.14086501]

>>14086446
Literally nothing. People are still holding this trash in 2019?

[Anonymous No.14086512]

>>14086473
> trailing stop triggered to secure my gains

No fucks given, time to wait for cheapies.

[Anonymous No.14086533]

>below 289

[Anonymous No.14086539]

I have a new trading strategy where I try to buy quality stocks at their highest price ever and claim the losses on my taxes against my ordinary income. I'm calling it "momentum"

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14086542]

>>14086533

[Anonymous No.14086574]

>>14086533

Terrorist attack in NYC

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MnxnvLBwkwxO

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.14086575]

>>14085537
I thought he was holding a gun

[Anonymous No.14086601]

>>14086574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

[Anonymous No.14086604]

>>14086539
My momentum folio has a CAGR of 32%

git gud pleb

[Anonymous No.14086624]

>>14086574
well that's the end of UBER's brief experiment with helicopter rides

[Anonymous No.14086628]

fact: the best hedge fund in the world, renaissance technologies, makes 70% compounded annually, so can you!

[Anonymous No.14086649]

>>14086539
Damn. Enjoy that $3,000 max deduction.

[Anonymous No.14086653]

>>14086604
What indicators go into momentum trading?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14086686]

>>14086574
I bet it was a white male.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14086698]

>>14086649
Who is the yellow guy on the left?

[Anonymous No.14086711]

do you AMD bulls realize that Jim Keller left the company last year?

[Anonymous No.14086715]

Why doesnt anyone offer a 3X SPLV fund?
Would it make too much sense?

[Anonymous No.14086734]

RIP all you faggots who missed the NBY train

[Anonymous No.14086794]

>>14086698
Ray the Flying Squirrel and the far right is Mighty the Armadillo. Obscure-ish characters from the series in the 90s but they brought them back as DLC for Sonic Mania, for the fans.

Why the fuck is my $T falling today

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14086795]

>>14086698
tail's

[Anonymous No.14086797]

>>14086481
we cant say we are in a bear market yet. june 3 was likely the rebound. we'll know soon enough

[Anonymous No.14086816]

take it from me, you should be in 90% cash right now. anything else and you're asking to get fucked up the ass

[Anonymous No.14086817]

>>14086711
> last year

He already left in 2015 after his work on Ryzen was done.

Then he worked for Tesla, now he works for Intel, trying to unfuck them. He's literally competing with himself. That said, even Jim Keller can't unfuck Intel's fabs, so how it's going to turn out remains to be seen.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14086825]

>>14086794
Ok, never heard of Ray. I did play Sonic Mania (really enjoyed it) but I didn't get the DLC.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14086835]

>>14086816
Again with the 90%! I am in about 60% cash though. Pic related is me waiting for the dip.

[Anonymous No.14086841]

>>14086816
My real account isn't in 90% cash. But my paper trading one that has 18 million is.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14086855]

Shorts starting to cover on GALT now

[Anonymous No.14086859]

Pathetic. Why did I wait until 30 to invest.

[Anonymous No.14086866]

>>14086734

I brought it up in the last thread and got ridiculed for it.

They never learn

[Anonymous No.14086867]

>>14086841
tda only has paper trading in TOS but nice try

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14086868]

>>14086855
why are you like this lmao

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14086881]

>>14086859
everyone starts somewhere, better late than never
I started shortly after I turned 20 (a year ago)

>>14086868
remember how much money you lost buying options when you first started out
this is completely unrelated to the company's fundamentals

[Anonymous No.14086892]

>>14086868
post about daily price action not mattering, the fundamentals being the same, etc incoming

[Anonymous No.14086901]

>>14086868
Thats called a buying opportunity for you.

>>14086892
Which is 100% true.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14086912]

>>14086881
>Remember how much money you lost
I do not remember. I‘m not married to my positions, I don‘t owe alimony to equities. Drop your galt bags, buy an index, and get a night job with your college classes to contribute.

[Anonymous No.14086913]

>>14086734
>+900%
AW MAN. What's the next "NBY"?

[Anonymous No.14086918]

A nice green $VRUS day.

Where my $VRUS homies at?

[Anonymous No.14086930]

>>14086866
Most obvious buy signal I've ever seen. /smg/ is literally.where I go for entertainment now...

[Anonymous No.14086939]

diversity is for idiots

[Anonymous No.14086957]

>>14086624
top jej

[Anonymous No.14086977]

>>14086913
Just keep an eye on NFLX calls right now

[Anonymous No.14086990]

If you bought NAKD beginning of day sell now, we nose dive to 29 from here and you rebuy for tomorrow gap open

[Anonymous No.14087013]

>>14086990
Why do you think it is gonna nose dive?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087030]

Officially hit a new ATL today
Not worried at all, I've said it before and I'll say it again
GALT is in a better position fundamentally than it's ever been before

[Anonymous No.14087047]

>>14086476
I had it at the Alamo Drafthouse, tastes better than your average veggie burger but not like meat. Too soggy and tasteless for me

[PitterPatter No.14087057]

>SESN

Profit takers going at it today. Still holding since 0.79.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087064]

>>14087057
glad one of your picks went well for you

[Anonymous No.14087091]

>>14085496
Unironically subscribe to the reversal levels service($150 for a year) made by lunatic trader

It works and is basically not advertised anywhere. I made my $150 back the first day lmao. However even when you get buy and sell signals is it very hard going against your mind and emotions

[PitterPatter No.14087110]

>>14087064

Right? Just hold, have exits, forget about watching it.

[PitterPatter No.14087116]

Helicopter crashed on top of AXA Insurance building in NYC. Well, if not covered, can just go downstairs and apply.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14087141]

>>14087116

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087177]

>>14087110
yep, that's what I've been saying the whole time
though I personally don't have a stop loss for GALT because I don't have much money in my portfolio and small biotechs are highly prone to manipulation and extremely volatile (like what happened to GALT today)

[Anonymous No.14087202]

How rich are you people? I think that if you aren't at least a millionaire why should anyone take you seriously as investor?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087212]

>>14087202
you should never let anyone else make your investment decisions for you, it's your money and you should always make an educated decision before you put it on the line

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14087227]

>>14087202
It ain‘t about how rich you are today, it‘s about the change in your richness tomorrow. You can give any bastard 1M but they‘ll still go broke (lotto winners).

[PitterPatter No.14087233]

>>14087177
>highly prone to manipulation and extremely volatile

See AITX and GNPX. The OTC markets can very frustrating. That's why i had to stop watching it. Only pissed me off. Gppd thing I transferred like 80% of my cash over to my Schwab managed account. Let them build it. I'm paying, might as well.

[Anonymous No.14087243]

>>14087227
Yes of course. But When people invest with a few thousand dollars, that's not even a monthly salary. They are just fooling around. Instead of playing video games, they invest insignificant sums.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087270]

>>14087233
OTC markets especially so
It takes a special kind of person to consistently make money on those stocks unless you're the one manipulating them

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14087273]

>>14087243
Average american can‘t handle a $400 expense. As much of a meme galt is, even pendulum has 2.5x the discretionary dollars to waste away. It‘s all relative.

[Anonymous No.14087278]

>>14087243
If you play it properly you can grow a few thousand dollars relatively quickly.

Problem is most people don't play it properly.

[Anonymous No.14087290]

>>14087243
Can't make money without money.

While the sums some Anons invest here are retarded (like a few hundred bucks), you don't need to be filthy rich to do some investment planning.

Houses here are fucking expensive and I'm not a cuck who's going to pay 30-50 years for a goddamn house.

[Anonymous No.14087303]

>>14087243
>not living like a poorfag while you invest most of your income

[Anonymous No.14087302]

>>14087270
The OTC markets have been good to me.

Most of the stuff on it is shit but making money on it is pretty simple (although not always easy).

You don't need to manipulate it either.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087317]

>>14087302
good job, I think you're better at this than you realize
keep it up

[Anonymous No.14087357]

>>14087317
I do my best.

Likewise, may Fortuna smile upon you.

[Anonymous No.14087365]

>>14087013
This stocks price is the purest manifestation of my will, we'll gap open to .45 tomorrow morning :^)

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087373]

>>14087357
>phone screen cracked today despite me not dropping it and having a screen protector on it
>wasp landed on my shirt earlier today (I killed it with my metal water bottle before it stung me)
>GALT being attacked by shorts

having pretty bad luck today, but hopefully that'll change soon

[PitterPatter No.14087428]

>>14087302
>The OTC markets have been good to me.

>KRFG

Still waiting on this one to hit.

[Anonymous No.14087446]

Hope you sold your NBY...if not then thanks for your money!

[Anonymous No.14087447]

>>14087365
Right after you posted this, someone dumped their NAKD shares and I lost a bunch of equity.

[Anonymous No.14087460]

>>14087428
SIML seems to be working its way up to another spike, can't tell for sure though.

[Anonymous No.14087468]

>>14087373
A hailstorm with hailstones as big as golf balls ravaged the city I live in 4 hours ago, including destroying the glass roof of my balcony. But it could have been worse, given how exterior walls of other houses have dozens of impact holes. Shit looks like a fucking war zone. Not to mention all the cars that got completely fucked.

Good thing I have a household insurance. And AMD stocks gave me another 2050€ today.

[Anonymous No.14087475]

>>14087303
Nothing wrong with that. But when that investment is just a few thousand bucks maybe you should invest more in yourself and your skills so you get a job where you don't have to live like a poorfag and still have hundreds of thousands remaining for investment.

>>14087273
>Average american can‘t handle a $400 expense.
I can't imagine how stupid those people must be. A shame we don't have natural selection anymore. Those are the kinds who would starve during winter.

[Anonymous No.14087488]

>>14087475
the majority of americans can't read at a 8th grade level

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14087514]

>>14087475
>I can't imagine how stupid those people must be.
Probably a combination of nature and nurture. Like if you were both to Jewish parents and your dad owned an investment firm, or if you were born into a white upper-class family and took piano lessons and played lacrosse, you probably had a pretty decent head start compared to some first gen immigrant kid from Mexico or a black kid in Detroit that grew up poor and without a dad. Just saiyan

[Anonymous No.14087532]

>>14087428
Haven't heard of that one, what does it do?

You either gotta find companies you believe are doing real business (like $VRUS or $KBLB) or you have to invest in pump and dumps before the pump. This is less savory and feels kind of scummy but it's mostly what the OTC is full of.

I've made 900% off of $EFLN (it got delisted from the PINX for fraud) and around 300% from $WRFX (garbage shell company). These are mostly what I make money on and I don't advertise what I believe to be a P&D here. Identifying sentiment around P&Ds is more difficult than valuing a business.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087598]

>>14087468
damn, that must suck
glad I don't live in an area with hail, the risk of property damage sounds like a real inconvenience
at least the rest of your house is ok

[Anonymous No.14087647]

>>14087598
I haven't seen any other damages, which is surprising, given how fuck some houses 50-100m away got from impact holes..

Could have been alot worse. Replacing the roof is an inconvenience, but nothing more.

For your viewing please:

https://www.merkur.de/lokales/fuerstenfeldbruck/germering-ort28724/unwetter-im-kreis-fuerstenfeldbruck-sind-bilder-unserer-leser-12365666.html?fbclid=IwAR0FnV42lPIZzQ6pnFm-Izl2oYkbaNOglAaLo1IKzWSRm3h1DX0hVV27SYM

[Anonymous No.14087691]

>>14087475
>>14087514
Just environments that don't even touch finances or financial education in the slightest. Families that don't talk about money with their kids while they're young and don't continue to explain things as they mature.

We really need a push for more financial education in grade schools here in the US but, of course, that would lead to future generations being smarter with their money, which could take away from borrowing and debt, which the US runs on. Its a tough spot, I feel.

[PitterPatter No.14087709]

>>14087532

Pending reverse merger with Chinese companies, ticker change. They lost their current status about a month ago. Now everyone is just holding and waiting. Could go lower, could rocket. It really could go either way based on filings and PR's.

[Anonymous No.14087717]

Thoughts on GLDD and MAXR? Wondering If I missed the GLDD. MAXR I'm gonna watch till the end. I have high hopes for that stock.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14087757]

>>14087691
>Families that don't talk about money with their kids while they're young and don't continue to explain things as they mature

this
I can recall multiple occasions when I asked my parents about household finances when I was younger and they refused to tell me, saying that I "shouldn't worry about that" and "it's not my business"

>>14087647
crazy how some weather (not even a natural disaster, just normal weather) can come along and fuck your shit up

[Anonymous No.14087774]

>>14087717
>MAXR
sold my MAXR in the 7's, will buy some again if it goes back down (maybe)
haven't done any super in-depth research on it, I just made a couple dozen % playing the reversal based on price when it was in the $4's

>GLDD
Headquartered ~15 minute drive away from my house. Don't know a thing about them.

[Anonymous No.14087782]

>>14087757
Trees/flowers also got fucked pretty bad. And apparently there are quite a few dead birds, although I haven't seen any yet.

[Anonymous No.14087787]

Frens, I don’t like this. Though it is a little bit lower than this morning.

The market seems certain on a rate cut next week and a China deal.

Is it time to buy volatility?

[Anonymous No.14087818]

>>14087787
chill on cash and stocks/ETFs you like for a little while longer -> trade against the reaction to whatever the Fed says, don't try and guess ahead.
Volatility isn't cheap right now, it could crab, it probably will crab

[Anonymous No.14087856]

>>14087691
>best way for an individual to get rich is to hoard resources
>best way for a group to get rich is for everyone to spend as much as they possibly can as often as they can

its the eternal economical conundrum, which is the "right" thing to encourage? (and to whom?)

[Anonymous No.14087859]

BUY NOVABAY STOCKS

[Anonymous No.14087896]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .66%, good but kind of disappointing. That slide into close was not what I was hoping for tee bee aech

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14087899]

Look at that red candle. You think this is a healthy economy?

[Anonymous No.14087917]

>>14087896
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

[Anonymous No.14088000]

>>14087691
>>14087514
My parents never talked to me about finance either. It was just always natural for me to save money. It was more the opposite. I was too obsessed with saving money to the degree I excessively damaged my living conditions and had to learn to spend more money because I myself am my most valuable investment.

[Anonymous No.14088018]

>>14087896
Greedy day
Targets were hit, and ignored
Cotton #2 was bought

[Anonymous No.14088044]

>>14087856
>>best way for an individual to get rich is to hoard resources
>>best way for a group to get rich is for everyone to spend as much as they possibly can as often as they can
Neither are true. The best way to get rich is not to hoard resources but to invest them. And the best way for a group to get rich is not to waste them but to invest them as well.

[Anonymous No.14088061]

>>14087896
>tfw didnt even make $10k today

[Anonymous No.14088097]

>>14085204
Got in at 17 like a year ago

[Anonymous No.14088115]

>>14087896
Up 0.62%. Only took profits a bit today, didn't do much otherwise.

[Anonymous No.14088119]

>>14087514
I was raised in a trailer by drunks and I've figured it out

[Anonymous No.14088127]

>>14088044
But if everyone is investing then no one is spending. Where do you think stock value comes from? We must make sure the goyim keep spending their money on baubles and trinkets.

[Anonymous No.14088136]

>>14088044
Without consumption, your investment into production assets will not generate value.

[Anonymous No.14088157]

>>14087514
I honestly think that it has more to do with whether or not you were taught critical thinking skills as a kid. If you teach your kids critical thinking skills they are much less likely to be caught in feedback loops like poverty...etc. The problem is that the poors barely talk to their kids, much less ask them Socrataic questions.

[Anonymous No.14088169]

>>14087091
Shill me on why this isn't a pajeet scam

[Anonymous No.14088182]

>>14088136
>>14088127
Wrong. Invest in innovation. Only technological progress will truly make us richer in the long run. How exactly does our society become richer by buying a lot of soda, entertainment and other shit that's not needed?

[Anonymous No.14088184]

>>14087447
I told you to take profit then buy the dip brother, what can I say?

[Anonymous No.14088189]

>>14087896
looks like I'm up about 2.5% today thanks to that guy telling me to buy NAKD

[Anonymous No.14088190]

>>14088000
Triple zero of oh god do i know that feel

So weird that my parents are the total opposite, way overspent. Fucking boomers.

[Anonymous No.14088198]

Heads up guys, if you're sitting on cash you may want to take a look at this. DF is going for $1.12. The $1.50 Jan 2021 call is selling for .95. That means that you can put your money in, automatically make back 85% and in 18 months you'll likely have it called away and take another almost 30%.

[Anonymous No.14088197]

>>14088184
Nah it's fine it went back up. I still made a solid profit for the day.

[Anonymous No.14088209]

>>14088182
Okay, you're right. We should all invest our money in tech. Of course then there's no one left to buy the tech, whatever, this market is only alive on a hope and a dream anyway.

[Anonymous No.14088224]

>>14088198
That's not how calls work bucko.

[Anonymous No.14088241]

>>14088224
That's pretty much exactly how calls work.

[Anonymous No.14088243]

>>14088198
except the option has a volume of 0, OI oif 7, and was last traded at 0.45 cents

[Anonymous No.14088246]

>>14088190
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[Anonymous No.14088258]

>>14088224
If you wanted to call me a retard, but also be helpful you could have just done what >>14088243 did. Thanks bro, I'm newer to options.

[Anonymous No.14088292]

>>14088258
Didn't call you a retard, just letting you know you're mistaken.

[Anonymous No.14088345]

Fuck whoever did this

[Anonymous No.14088351]

>>14087896
Sideways, and around 6-7pm Robinhood will readjust my chart and decide I've been "green" all day

[Anonymous No.14088361]

>>14088345
heh......nothin personnel kid....its just business.....

[Anonymous No.14088366]

>>14088345
Nig I literally told you dump, just because it came after hours instead of right before close doesn't mean we're not opening at .45 tomorrow :^)

[Anonymous No.14088386]

>>14088119
Consider yourself fortunate then

[Anonymous No.14088396]

>>14088366
Well if it opens at .45 then why would I dump it? Surely waiting for that open would be the smart call.

[Anonymous No.14088403]

reminder that the secret to trading well is to take a lot of pills and alcohol

[Anonymous No.14088423]

>>14088403
GALT, VRUS, LCI
i can't lose with these blue chip stocks

[Anonymous No.14088460]

>>14088403

[Anonymous No.14088468]

>>14088396
Take profit, buy dip, take more profit

[Anonymous No.14088476]

>>14088403
true

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14088482]

>>14087896
Down 1.56%, as usually happens when i get into position lol. Looking forward to the week tho - I also closed on a lease today and will be living in a cozy apt for cheap.

[Anonymous No.14088495]

>>14088468
But if it opens at .45 what opportunity would I have to buy the dip, since the dip happened after hours?

[Anonymous No.14088499]

>>14088182
>innovation
>not supply vs demand
ok buddy

>>14088403
indeed, its easier to find the "true" outcome when you are able to see all outcomes

[Anonymous No.14088500]

>tfw not born into the dark middle ages as a peasant where i could just work for 10 hours a week, have 1/3 of my days off as feast days, and marry a qt pure virgin wife before being freed of the torment of life at age 40 by cancer or some other disease

[Anonymous No.14088559]

>>14088500
dark middle ages when the local king has the right to bed your wife before you fuck her
when peasants working on land are sold with the land by feudal kings to other kings and you have to pay them taxes

[Anonymous No.14088560]

>>14087896
down 13 percent

i need to start diversifying again

[Anonymous No.14088571]

>>14088500
Born in just the right time to get some sweet, sweet $VRUS gains.

[Anonymous No.14088609]

>>14088559
prima nocta didn't exist as a custom (also if it did the king would be dead by STDs anyways)

in times of need the kings would help me with the taxes i paid so it would be all good.

[Anonymous No.14088644]

RIP NAKD poster

[Anonymous No.14088653]

Daily reminder that at the end of this year the UN will reschedule marijuana and after that during the next 10 years it will explode as more and more countries start to legalize it. It will surpass alcohol as the main recreational substance and it will replace all the shitty opiods that are used to numb the pain. It will be fucking monumental. If you have NOT YET INVESTED, YOU SHOULD DO IT NOW.

[Anonymous No.14088667]

ALL IN BYND
BYND TO 1K BY EOY

[Anonymous No.14088697]

>>14088653

Enjoy getting arrested for investing into an illegal product

[Anonymous No.14088779]

hey /smg/ i just wanted to show you some of my gainz
original investment was 600~ bucks, took out 400 already

[Anonymous No.14088792]

>>14088779
forgot the pic related

[Anonymous No.14088809]

>>14088495
Youd sell when I signaled, then buy after hours, even Robinhood let's you do extended trading hours

[Anonymous No.14088811]

>>14088792
Keep it up buttercup.

What gave you your precious gains?

[Anonymous No.14088833]

>>14088644
? I anticipated this dump, I thought it'd go to .29, still good for tomorrow's gap up, trust me lovely :^)

[Anonymous No.14088892]

>>14085818
Since you asked that question, spy is the only thing you should be buying and buy it whenever you want and you won’t go wrong unless you sell. Play the long game retard.

[Anonymous No.14088912]

>>14088892
actually if you buy at the top of a market cycle it takes 12-20 years just to get back to even

also at this point im not even sure if the US economy can continue growing (since GDP has been decreasing if you don't count the enormous debt that's been injected into the market)

[Anonymous No.14088933]

>>14088792
off of what? AMD? SPY?

[Anonymous No.14088967]

>>14088811
>>14088933
amd and microsoft boyz

[Anonymous No.14088968]

>>14088653
I thought the U.N. was the collective voice of reason in this world but look at this:
>The Single Convention was the first international treaty to prohibit cannabis.

Why should anyone listen to WHO or UNESCO now? This organization is responsible for criminalizing cannabis everywhere and forcing every country in the world to abide by this stupid treaty

[Anonymous No.14088978]

>>14088967
I'm actually still holding AMD calls today. I think they might have a pump tomorrow off of E3. What do you think? What are your next trades lad?

[Anonymous No.14088980]

>>14088912
"back to even?"
What does this even mean?
when has the market ever taken 20 years to recover?

[Anonymous No.14089010]

>>14088968
>Under Article 37, "Any drugs, substances and equipment used in or intended for the commission of any of the offenses . . . shall be liable to seizure and confiscation."

FUCK THE U.N.

[Anonymous No.14089029]

>People actually bought NAKD because of my shit posts
>I'm down 12% on that position because I bought the wrong end of a pump and dump
>I thought they would understand I was joking due to the ":^)" I put at the end of my posts

If you're in the green jump out before earnings, it'll be lackluster and NAKD will skate down to .20 where it will stay until it is delisted.

[Anonymous No.14089072]

>>14089029
Shit posters like you are why so many frens missed the delicious $0.01 $VRUS gains.

[Anonymous No.14089093]

>>14089029
>>14089072
Or maybe I'm trying to increase my stack with cheapies before the moon mission on the 13th :^)

[Anonymous No.14089113]

>>14089093
$VRUS earnings going to BTFO $NAKD.

[Anonymous No.14089181]

>>14088978
> I think they might have a pump tomorrow off of E3. What do you think?

I'm sceptical that it can pump much further with the current data, but we'll see.

[Anonymous No.14089188]

>>14089093
>>14089113
>Actually go to the Brand Portal of the company I threw Gs at for the first time
>See this

AAAAAAAAAAA IM SO FUCKED REST IN PIECE MY POSITION, TIME TO REALIZE MY LOSSES GET ME OUT

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14089218]

>>14088779
>>14088792
Nice

[Anonymous No.14089224]

>>14089188
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.14089230]

anybody buy a lot of VTSAX?

[Anonymous No.14089244]

>>14089224
>>14089188
I love shit posting with you fuckers, it makes the slow part of waging so much fun

[Anonymous No.14089253]

AMD E3 stream for those who are interested:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxPBXNuX6Xs

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14089277]

>>14089188
>Get the London Look (tm)

[Anonymous No.14089309]

what's the difference between an ETF and an index fund?

[Anonymous No.14089350]

>>14088978
im still long calls on amd, i have calls up 10% from current price dated for 4 fridays from now and calls for 30% up in august

[Anonymous No.14089372]

>>14089253
She said gay lmfao

[Anonymous No.14089376]

>>14089309
Index is a passive fund for buying and holding.

ETF is like an index fund but has a price moment to moment that you can attempt to time the market by buying and selling like a stock. Also still just as good for buying and holding long term.

[Anonymous No.14089380]

>>14089309
An index fund isn't a type of security that you buy. It's a description of the holdings in a security.

[Anonymous No.14089400]

>>14089309
what's the difference between someone who should invest and someone who is too fucking stupid to use google?

[Anonymous No.14089463]

>>14089376
i heard that with index funds you made some sort of contract. you gave them X money for 5 years, and after that time they'll give you X plus interests.

is is the same with ETFs?

so ETFs are like index funds but you can trade them as stocks too?

also, do index funds not have stocks?

[Anonymous No.14089476]

>>14089253
Wtf was that old csgo footage, also why do they show that they have lower fps?

[Anonymous No.14089484]

>>14089380
can you elaborate please?

[Anonymous No.14089500]

>>14089463
There is no such thing as an "index fund".

What you're talking about is either an ETF or a mutual fund that tracks one of the major indexes.

Go read about the difference between an ETF and a mutual fund and stop replying to people who don't know what they're talking about.

[Anonymous No.14089502]

>>14089476
> also why do they show that they have lower fps?

That's what I'm wondering about as well. I mean, it's nice that they're honest, but good marketing looks different.

[Anonymous No.14089566]

>>14089500
>There is no such thing as an "index fund"
> stop replying to people who don't know what they're talking about
The absolute state of biz advice.

[Anonymous No.14089575]

I'm an idiot and new to trading options. I was interested in this ticker thought maybe I'd try out cash covered puts because I don't mind owning it. So if I get this right, I just sell the put now and wait and if it's assigned I get it for about the same as if I had bought at $7.50?

[Anonymous No.14089577]

>>14089400

[Anonymous No.14089578]

Am I better off buying putting all my capital in an ETF or making a deposit in one of those Wealth Management firms that pay me an annual %

[Anonymous No.14089589]

>>14089566
In shambles

[Anonymous No.14089608]

>>14089566
If you think I'm wrong you're mistaken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_fund

[Anonymous No.14089612]

Is any-one interested in a list of short term gambling options disguised as a publicly traded company?

[Anonymous No.14089627]

>>14089608
You're being a moron over semantics. An index fund is a passive mutual fund. Its still an index fund. Just answer the question next time instead of being an idiot.

[Anonymous No.14089640]

>>14087896
$4660 up (6.8%) in large part because BYND. The only bad thing is that I haven’t recaptured up the 10% I lost trying to short last week. I wish I had cashed out Monday and put it all in bynd instead of just a fifth after ditching sqqq Thursday

[Anonymous No.14089658]

>>14089627
No, I'm not. He's asking the difference between an ETF and an "index fund". There is none because you don't buy "index funds" you buy mutual funds or ETFs.

Words mean things for a reason retard. They don't just mean whatever you want them to.

[Anonymous No.14089684]

Anybody watching AMD? Regretting not loading up during market

[Anonymous No.14089695]

For everyone still here this long after the market is closed, I'll let you know why I chose now of all times to enter NAKD:

Buyout is happening. I love this general so much that I'm willing to share this knowledge with you, earnings on Thursday are just a formality (They'll be good), so the new parent company/owner can show they've made a good purchase on a decent e-commerce player.

Some of you are okay, don't miss the NAKD moon mission

[Anonymous No.14089718]

>>14089658
>you don't buy "index funds"
Better let the world know.

[Anonymous No.14089737]

>>14089718
Meaning both ETFs and mutual funds.

How big is your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.14089738]

>>14089718
>>14089608
>>14089658
>>14089627

[Anonymous No.14089768]

>>14089684
>Anybody watching AMD? Regretting not loading up during market

Unless you loaded up just before market close, that seems pretty meh.

[Anonymous No.14089775]

>>14089684
Yea fucken sick shit. Are Intel and nVidia going to announce new shit? And if so when?

[Anonymous No.14089791]

>>14089695
Anon for your sake, I hope this is true.

[Anonymous No.14089812]

>>14089775
> Are Intel and nVidia going to announce new shit? And if so when?

Nvidia brings their new GPUs in 2020 on Samsung's 7nm process.

As for Intel, it remains to be seen when their 10nm is going to work. They've been fucking around for 5 years now and still can't get their shit together.

[Anonymous No.14089820]

>>14089695
>I love this general so much that I'm willing to share this knowledge with you
That's funny, because we think you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.14089847]

>>14089738
I wouldn't trust the opinion of anyone who uses "index fund" as a synonym for mutual fund.

[Anonymous No.14089861]

>>14089820
And thats why I love you! :^)

[Anonymous No.14089877]

>>14089847
The guy was essentially asking what the difference is between VTI and VTSAX. And then you sperged.

[Anonymous No.14089895]

>>14089847
index fund is not the same as mutual fund
I can make a different Venn diagram if you need one that has ETF, index fund, and mutual fund on it
that one just showed up first on google image search
and because I had to look at other venn diagrams, now we all do

[Anonymous No.14089913]

>>14089877
How big is your portfolio?

>>14089895
Yeah, like I already said. "Index fund" is a description of the holdings of the ETF or mutual fund.

[Anonymous No.14089915]

>>14089895
this isn't even a venn diagram, but it's a convergence of buzzwords pretending to be a venn diagram

[Anonymous No.14089929]

>>14089913
About 150k. Should we measure dicks next?

[Anonymous No.14089943]

>>14089915

>>14089929
it's not just about dick size, we need to have a competition of dick quality and value

[Anonymous No.14089967]

>>14089943

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14089968]

>>14089895
EVERYONE JUST READ THIS

http://money.com/money/3938695/index-exchange-traded-funds-mutual-fund-difference/

[Anonymous No.14089998]

>>14089968
ahhhhhhhh at last I see
this changes EVERYTHING !
I better call my broker right away ;^)

[Anonymous No.14089997]

Looking to read more books. is A Random Walk Down Wall Street a good first book for trading?

[Anonymous No.14090007]

>>14089929
Nice lie, champ.

[Anonymous No.14090029]

>>14089997
there are two different paths you can walk down.

path #1 is these two books IN THIS ORDER:
https://b-ok.cc/book/3909326/3e5191
https://b-ok.cc/book/661789/26f06d

path #2 is to read the old testament and then convert to Judaism
;^)

[Anonymous No.14090059]

>>14090029
>Convert to Judaism
oH My i suRe Doo lOve FOrsKiN

[Anonymous No.14090090]

>>14090059
?
what's that supposed to mean
are you trying to be rude

REMEMBER: if you go down path #2 your gains will be very substantial, but ONLY if you do NOT read the new testament.
If you read the new testament your gains will be sapped SEVERELY and you will have to take a longer route on path #1 to even get back to normal returns.
Be VERY careful if you take path #2 that you don't know anything about the new testament, I cannot stress this enough.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14090093]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.14090099]

how can books teach me how to trade? what are their main teachings?

[Anonymous No.14090114]

>>14090090
Read about how to this day Rabbi still perform circumcision using their teeth, or if they don't perform the actual circumcision with their teeth the "Cleaning" of a freshly cut dong is done using the Rabbis mouth

[Anonymous No.14090129]

>>14090125

>>14090125

>>14090125

>>14090125

[Anonymous No.14090145]

>>14090114
yeah but we're talking about which books to read to get good at trading and investing
nothing to do with circumcision

wish I had my foreskin tho...
I don't think anyone ate it off but who knows lol