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How much do you have to make to get with a girl like this?

>> No.1405656

>>1405654
Slightly above minimum wage for an apartment and an average car should be enough. Next.

>> No.1405660
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>>1405656
t. Chad

>> No.1405661

>>1405660
>>>/r9k/

>> No.1405665

depends, is she a smoker?

>> No.1405673

>>1405661
holy shit, you are in like every damn thread trying to get people to go to /r9k/... please go back to /r9k/

>> No.1405681

>>1405654

> no muscle definition

this isn't much of a goal at all, retard.

pretty much just >>1405656

>> No.1405682

>>1405654
She's underage, that usually runs at a premium.

Unless your a Muslim. Then just go to Sweden and rape away, you might have to do some community service if those racists prosecute you.

>> No.1405684

>>1405660
I wish fgt. Here let me tell you something - you're living inside your head. We all are, but you are more fucked than everyone else. You don't need A LOT of money to get with a girl like that. You don't even need a luxury car. Its a plus if you have then, but its not necessary. All that you need is knowing yourself and knowing that youve set yourself on the right path. Confidence gets girls. Sure, if you drive a ferrari you'll be confident too, the kind of "fuck you" confidence only money can buy, I'm not gonna deny that.

>> No.1405686

>>1405654
>tfw you'll never find source for this photo

>> No.1405687

>>1405682
>>pol

>> No.1405704
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>>1405687

>> No.1405709

>>1405704
No one said that but it's completely unrelated.

Why do you need to inject edgy racist shit into everything?

>> No.1405719

>>1405704
I go to this board to discuss personal development, events affecting world economy, meme stocks and cryptoshekels.

If I want to know 4chins opinion on Cologne do you really think it would be too hard for me to enter 3 characters in my url and go visit pol?

You're not really "going out and educating" people about how the world works by spewing this shit on here.

>> No.1405721

>>1405684
I agree it's not much about money. All these middle-class Western white women have no concept of the importance of money, both because they're spoiled and because logically the government will step in if things go downhill.

But you can't deny it's 50% facial aesthetics, 25% height, 15% body (luckily this can be improved), 5% personality...

I actually happen to be a multi-millionaire trust-fund kid but have no success with women because I'm 5' 6"

>> No.1405722

>>1405704
>Hurr im on 4chins
>Gotta meme em all

>> No.1405727

>>1405673
He's right though. People who unironically use the word "chad" should go back to >>>/r9k/

>> No.1405732

>>1405721
>All these middle-class Western white women have no concept of the importance of money...

Protip - All women are the same. Do you think your "qt 3.14 asian waifu" isn't a gold digging whore? What about that Russian girl? They are equal or bigger gold diggers than "western women"

>> No.1405735

>>1405721
>I actually happen to be a multi-millionaire trust-fund kid but have no success with women because I'm 5' 6"

Dude you know what if you're for real then fuck you. I see short (and I mean really short guys) with prison type faces with decent to hot chicks all the time. If you're trolling well - good bait sir.

Hell if you really have that money and believe your height is an issue - take half a year off and make a social experiment. Go to a country where you're taller than the average man - I don't know - Japan? Japan is what everyone on 4chins loves.

Enroll in some college for your day game, and do pair/solo night game. If you're STILL not having luck, then I'll concede that yes its because of your height and I'm a dumb privilleged "chad".

>> No.1405739

>>1405721
>I actually happen to be a multi-millionaire trust-fund kid but have no success with women because I'm 5' 6"

Top actual kek.

Your height doesn't mean shit. Being 5'6 means it's easy as fuck to get jacked, you can get huge in 1 year of lifting hard, if you're not that's all on you buddy.

>> No.1405744

>>1405719
It's a discussion on how much money it would take to fuck a pretty under age blonde girl. The cheapest option is just to be a refugee in Sweden and rape away, it is literally community service. Do it anyplace else and you have to actually serve time.

Here's your sources:
http://tavernkeepers.com/six-muslim-teens-receive-community-service-for-gang-raping-a-15-year-old-girl-in-tensta-sweden/
http://dailycaller.com/2015/07/03/immigrant-to-sweden-rapes-12-year-old-girl-gets-community-service/
http://www.infowars.com/norway-immigrants-brutally-gang-rape-14-year-old-girl-one-gets-off-with-community-service/

I apologize if reality is not up to your expectations. Also one is Norway but fuck all nordic countries at this point.

>> No.1405753

>>1405744
>infowars

>> No.1405763

>>1405735
>take half a year off and make a social experiment. Go to a country where you're taller than the average man - I don't know - Japan? Japan is what everyone on 4chins loves.
>Enroll in some college for your day game, and do pair/solo night game. If you're STILL not having luck, then I'll concede that yes its because of your height and I'm a dumb privilleged "chad".

I agree. Out of 20,000 students at my Uni, the only positive contact I've gotten has been with the few dozen Asian foreign students. I agree it wouldn't be too hard to hook-up with an Asian or a sorority/ party girl but I'm (I know sounds like being a faggot) really only interested in a long-term relationship with a girl who'd make a good wife/ mother. I didn't mean to complain, everyone know's such women are hard to come by, it's just a bit more difficult as a short-guy to find a quality long-term girl.

But just in terms of sex I think all anyone has to worry about is making sure you won't be accused of rape after-the-fact. Women these days are ridiculously easy.

>> No.1405765

>>1405753
https://m.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4f2ere/disgraceful_4_muslim_men_who_rape_norwegian_girl/

Maybe you missed it on Reddit.

>> No.1405769

>>1405739
This. You can get realyl jacked within 9 months at your height. I'm 5'9 and it will take me at least 13 months to get jacked. I have the chest definition and arms are coming in but he's at a perfect height. Women like muscles over height.

>> No.1405778

>>1405765
A little ironic that Trump is so popular with redditors

>>1405769
>TFW I'm 5'11

>> No.1405782

>>1405778
5'11 is will take at least 18 months. After you're half way your body burns excess fat to feed your muscles. It will be a gradual process but it will feel weird.

>> No.1405788

>>1405782
>After you're half way your body burns excess fat to feed your muscles. It will be a gradual process but it will feel weird.

you w0t

>> No.1405792

>>1405782
Have you ever visited /fit/?

What makes you think getting in shape will help you get a gf like op's pic related?

It is not a place of people with gf's, it's a place where latent homosexuality comes rushing to the surface.

>> No.1405800

>>1405792
/fit/ is gay. I rather not visit that place. All they talk about his muscle and dicks. Most likely dicks.

>> No.1405812

>>1405800
>Women like muscles over height.

I'm guessing it's not the gay that bothers you, more their love of the shorter member of society.

When will you learn?

>> No.1405820

>>1405800
>not being a fat ass is gay
enjoy your early death

>> No.1405821

>>1405792
>What makes you think getting in shape will help you get a gf like op's pic related?

How would being more physically attractive not help you with women exactly?

>> No.1405824

>>1405656
kys fucking chad

>> No.1405826

>>1405821
Getting in shape is likely to result in you becoming a "tfw no gf" poster on /fit/ who then ventures into traps, and finally accepts he was gay all along.

No amount of physical attractiveness can resolve the issues that come with being a fag.

>> No.1405833

>>1405826
>Getting in shape is likely to result in you becoming a "tfw no gf" poster on /fit/

Why is this the case?

is it the same with going on /pol/ being likely to turn people into cuck posters and venture into cuckold porn?

>> No.1405839

>>1405833
>Why is this the case?

Because you are on 4chan.

Getting /fit/ will not change you into something you are not. It will change your body but not your mind or your personality. You will still be the type of person that visits 4chan, just in better shape.

>> No.1405840

>>1405839
>Getting /fit/ will not change you into something you are not. It will change your body but not your mind or your personality. You will still be the type of person that visits 4chan, just in better shape.

Damn dude.

I've been on 4chan for years and /fit/ specifically on and off for at least 4 years. Better tell my girlfriend I'm actually gay and stop lifting before it gets any worse than it already is. Thank you for waking me up.

All the confidence I gained from looking better, having more energy and being stronger must all be a sham. Wtf I hate having muscle and testosterone now!

>> No.1405841

>>1405656
Not even a Chad but this

Girls seem to find me attractive but stop once they talk to me. If I could talk to girls I could be a Chad.

So basically, this + social skills

>> No.1405846

How fucking retarded do you have to be to believe money gets girls? Only poorfags believe that.

My dad used to lend me his 175k car in hopes I could impress a girl. I dressed nice and wore expensive shit and drove a nice car and girls just did not care. Nothing worked because I was, and still am, a socially autist.

>> No.1405847

>>1405840
No need to quit lifting but you should quit living a lie.

Just accept your fate.

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>>1405847
No no. I already started flushing most of my whey and creatine down the toilet. I don't like what it's done to me - I don't like what I've become. I just texted my girlfriend and told her I need to talk to her tomorrow and that it's VERY important... and urgent.

Now that you started mentioning it's all coming back to me... I'm starting to remember. Every month or so, I will rail a couple lines of creatine - the good shit, some of dat monohydrate, about 8-10grams a line. Thick as hell. And then... and then... I do it...

I go on craigslist and I start looking up some cute boys... I-i... I'd start sending them nude pictures of myself, asking when they're available for some NSA(no strings attached), rough bareback "fun". I... I tell them I want to keep it on the down low, usually they respond within hours due to androgenic properties of Creatine ( a foul substance, I highly advise you to stay away from, if any youngins are reading this). Then... I drive over there as quick as possible, and I-i go... I go do the foul deed, generally without even saying hello. I just grunt at them and take them the way we both know their little boipucci likes it.

After I'm done I drive back home, pass out from the comedown of the creatine and don't answer any texts or calls for at least 36 hours. Afterwards I tend to forget what happened but sometimes I remember, and your description really jolted something in my brain.

The stuff before about lifting being better for me... It... it... was just the drugs talking. The Whey Protein Isolate and creatine monohydrate, they form a toxic concoction, not foul for the body... no no... This is foul for the mind. The symptoms - all too common. A sudden urge upon inject for BOIPUCCI. - Check. A sudden desire to suck dick - C H E C K. Deliriousness and thoughts of grandeur -- commonly thought of as your muscles and strength being "up" - DOUBLE CHECK.

Generally these drugs are paired with... b-b-barbells...

>> No.1405868

>>1405860
Cringey as fuck.

Shit like this is why you are here anon. Anyways I'm out, enjoy being short, poor, and alone.

>> No.1405871

Since money can't buy hoes, how does one become a Chad?

Right now I've been making some changes. I don't play video games anymore, I lift 4x a week, I am putting on weight because I weighed 122lbs @ 6ft (currently 135 and looking a lot better), and am using skincare & hair products daily.

Any other pro tips for me lads? I work in the family business and can afford expensive clothes & drive luxury cars, but it won't mean anything unless I can become alpha.

I'm a lot less beta and girls sometimes engage in conversations with me now, but I'm still autistic to know what to do at that point.

>> No.1405875

>>1405860
aww we have a meme master over here

>> No.1405877

>>1405868
I'm working on it.

I just finished flushing down the rest of my whey. (I bought a lot of it because le bulk sale meme).

Cancelling my gym membership tomorrow and breaking up with gf. Thank you for waking me up my fellow Aryan brother. 14/88 white power SIEG HEIL!

I will go to /pol/ and warn any of my fellow white brothers who fell victim to the lifting jew that the real secret to defeating the jewish evil or whatever is being flabby and weak

>> No.1405880

>>1405871
>Since money can't buy hoes, how does one become a Chad?

Chads are only born.

Only men who are 6'2 - 6'4, P E R F E C T model-tier facial genetics and with physiques that require years of roiding and perfect bodybuilder muscle insertions are capable of getting women.

If you're not at least 6 foot 8 and have an 8x8" cock then you might as well give up quite frankly and say hello to your onahole because you'll be seeing it a lot for the rest of your life. Lifting is a waste of time if you're not a chad

>> No.1405884

>>1405654
500 dollars if you want to make a porno.

>> No.1405890

>>1405871
learn to talk to girls and treat them well if you like them

>> No.1405894

>>1405868
>Shit like this is why you are here anon

Also aren't you right here with me btw tbqh famalam?

>> No.1405932

>>1405654
$250 on hand will do

>> No.1406003

>>1405654

Pretty certain you'd go to jail if you tried hitting on her.

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dude that fucking generic willy nilly whore isn't anything special....that ho will go for free...come back with some real platinum whores then ask how much THEY cost faggot

>> No.1406028

Skincare addiction subreddit
Get your hair situation sorted out
Your nails clean, eyebrows cleanly shaven
Get you facking disgusting teeth cleaned regularly, plax and listerine and plax erryday chewing gum mint flavor
Facial hair figured out so as to not irritate skin
Not be a fatty so lose some weight go HIIT
Move on to ottermode, slight muscle definiton. Check diet for less sugar more protein and swimming + body mass exercises thrice a week
Slight calorie deficit if fatty
Slight calorie surplus if skelly.

Learn to dress well. Figure out a simple style, don't dump too much money into otherwise it's a race to the consumerist's bottom.

Social gains.
Learn to win friends and influence people
Go regularly out there and talk to women. Actually do it at least once a day and record result.
Join regular social gatherings. Charity, cooking classes, sport clubs, hobby clubs, meetup.org
The single best one to learn to embrace awkwardness and learn to diminish self esteem issues is dancing. You must learn how to dance, any dance but do it.
Tinder okcupid pof get on all of them just to make friends first

Nerds and antisocial never earn to do those things but literally everyone else has followed that cursus to some degree starting age 14 up to 18.
At that age I was being to a strict boarding school and got into installing linux distros in summer because my parents forbid me to go out at night.
In college I rebelled and got into drugs which further delayed the learning of how to fit in 101.

Its actually easy. If you commit to it you can go through that shit in 1.5 years and have a regular life, sex etc...
Money helps but only because you need some of that to buy food skin products a decent shirt and the dance class. Beyond that its useless. You cant bruteforce this with too much money muscle or hobbies.
You need to have skill in ALL of those.

>> No.1406035

>>1405654
Nothing. Even making less than average and having a face under the average will get you her.
You never talked to a girl I presume?

>> No.1406076

>>1405782
>Tfw 6'0
>Been lifting intermittently for 2 years but keep giving up after 3-6 months because nogainz
Why bother desu senpai

>> No.1406086

>>1406076
What routine? What are your lifts like? Are you eating enough?

My guess is you aren't.

>> No.1406190

>>1405721
My friend is a poor ass manlet living on his parents support and on top of that he's a reserved type of personality guy. Difference between you and him is that he tries.

Also he was a friendless bullied edgelord that played vidya all day in high-school. That guy is proof anyone can do any, b4 you sperg about looks he has average looks. Almost everything was a disadvantage for him and when I see guys like you making excuses it fucking triggers me like a feminist dyke. I've been taking a shit for 30 minutes now and even though I finished I'm still sitting here typing this shit out to you.

>> No.1406208

>>1406076
lmaooo youre fucking up somehow. Literally, I see gains after a 3 month hiatus after my first workout.

This is the shortcut to working out well:

>calculate TDEE
>eat based off your goals (-250 to 500 for cut, +250 to 500 for bulk, or +/-0 for recompositioin)
>hit bodyparts 2x a week (i.e. you do Push Pull Legs, rest, Push Pull Legs, rest, and repeaernd shoulders
>and maintain consistency, do this for 1 month and I guarantee youll be much better off physically

>> No.1406298
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Not this coping faggot again.

AGAIN: You will NEVER attract women unless you are GOOD LOOKING. Get it? Prime girls want Chad, not some fucking sub8 aspie that makes a lot of money.

Even IF you managed to get one, she will be using you as a beta provider handbag that she can extract resouces from while she fucks Chad on the sideline to get actual sexual pressure.

Good looks are the most precious asset possible, you can't buy it.
>inb4 plastic surgery
Cope. Plastic surgery will never make you a legit Chad. You'll never be a biological good during your teens that starts fucking prime girls early on and gets tons of sexual experience.
You have it or you don't, and if you don't you are fucked.

You will NEVER trigger real sexual biological attraction. Money is a cope on this. This is why there are so many old pieces of shit obsessed with money. It's over you dumb fucking cuck.

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>>1405739
>Being 5'6 means it's easy as fuck to get jacked
Manlets.. when will they learn?

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>>1405769
>Women like muscles over height.

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>>1405871

>> No.1406328

>>1406208
>forgets to consider the most important part: test levels and genetics

"Just eat n more and lift harder!!" You fucking mongs say the same to guys that have shitty jobs, yet don't consider most people simply aren't cut to go to college and get serious degrees that pay high. But you can keep coping with muh effort to reward ratio.

Deep down everyone knows if you aren't born with it it's over.

>> No.1406342

>>1405687
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.1406347

>>1406190
>my friend
kys

>> No.1406360

all memes aside, how easy is to get a teenage gf in Scandinavia if you are in your late 20s? Is it true that age-gap relationships are more accepted over there?

a-asking for a friend

>> No.1406523

>>1405744
Can you /pol/shits just fuck off? When I want to post my dick, I go to /b/. When you post your politics shit, you post in /pol/.

>> No.1407652

>>1406360

How easy is it to get a teenage gf in Scandinacia if you're thirty. A-asking for a friend..

I live over here, so I should know. One of my female friend got together with a thirty year old when she was nineteen. Then again there's something really weird about her..

>> No.1407673

>>1405721
Laughinggirls.jpg.. Fucking manlet! who said you could post here!? Fuck off

>> No.1407691

>>1405681
>muscle definition

yeah and she doesn't have a cock either wtf

>> No.1407782

>>1405744
Is this chick one of the victims???

hmm eh not bad I'll have to check that mosque out after all

>> No.1407832

>>1405654
you won't usually... she'll date chads

she'll become more interested in money towards her late 20s (or earlier if some chad gets her pregnant)

there is an exception for excessive money... like if you're holidaying on super yachts and flying in private jets then she will be interested

>> No.1407881

>>1407782
You could shoot her and 76 other tweens and play x box all day if you are white.

If your brown go to fucking town.

>> No.1407892

>>1407832
>you won't usually... she'll date chads

Define chad

>> No.1407901

>>1405687

It's true lmao.

>> No.1407903

>>1405840
/fit/ is full of roided retards. If you do roids you will never be successful. Deep inside you know youre fucking dogshit, a fraud.