how does /biz/ store their private keys?

[Anonymous No.14050699]

stupidity level: redditor edition

[Anonymous No.14050718]

>>14050699
i post my private keys on 4chan

[Anonymous No.14050729]

bitcoin_wallet_private_key.txt on desktop

[Anonymous No.14050731]

>>14050699
Caesar cipher in the bush is a good idea though?

[Anonymous No.14050737]

>>14050731
Michael Schofield tier

[Anonymous No.14050742]

>>14050731
no cesar is broken within 30 seconds tops
use bip38 it uses scrypt takes about 5 seconds to try a single password with a 20+char phrase it takes at lease 900 quintillion years with the entire hashpower of nicehash to put a dent on it.

[Anonymous No.14050753]

I just remember them

[Anonymous No.14050758]

>>14050699
shamir secret sharing:
>https://github.com/blockstack/secret-sharing
private key split into 2 out of 3 parts, spread to a few physical locations and the cloud

[Anonymous No.14050772]

>>14050758
>https://github.com/blockstack/secret-sharing
Looks nice

[Anonymous No.14050785]

>>14050729
This, but on a flash drive.

[Anonymous No.14050819]

What is a private key? I only have the password recreation phrases written on a card for my hardware wallets

[Anonymous No.14050823]

>>14050772
yeah anyone can do with n of n secret sharing with any crpytographic hash function, but solid general purpose n of m is more tricky.

[Anonymous No.14050822]

>>14050699
Private key in plain text BUT the 25th custom word should be obtained by solving a riddle involving known personalities from my own town, is written in my own dialect and salted with my custom method
Get on my level negers

[Anonymous No.14050834]

>>14050819
never write down your seed you mongrel!

[Anonymous No.14050861]

>>14050822
I meant *seed

[Anonymous No.14050895]

>>14050822
i think this is really smart, brainwallet method. ONLY issue is

>what if one day car accident/memory loss

[Anonymous No.14050921]

>>14050861
*sneed

[Anonymous No.14050933]

>>14050718
this desu, waruso isn't going down so it's pretty safe storage

[Anonymous No.14050937]

>>14050921
formerly chuck's

[Anonymous No.14050938]

>>14050895
if that's the case how will you remember what crypto is or that you have any

[Anonymous No.14050956]

>>14050895
>memory loss
i know 32 bytes by memory
if ever I have a car accident i’m pretty sure I will forget how to speak my native language but still remember my 32bytes (fortuna pnrg, no stupid things)

[Anonymous No.14050962]

>>14050718
Same. Keep a copy in my email and on the blockchain as well.

[Anonymous No.14050988]

>Biz thinks they are so much smarter than reddit and normies
>biz doesn’t understand basic concepts like sandboxed metamask app or ecdsa signatures

Stop acting superior you arent

[Anonymous No.14051010]

>>14050772
https://github.com/iancoleman/shamir
i found this a single html file more practical for people that don't want to deal with python and shit
you can put it beside your offline wallet generators.

[Anonymous No.14051032]

>>14050988
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.14051040]

>>14051010
only downside is the hex parts are quiet huge.

[Anonymous No.14051042]

>>14050729
>>14050785
These, but in a folder labeled "Crypto Crap"

[Anonymous No.14051046]

>>14050988
lol I'm a redditor I'm aware of how stupid I am i don't need to be told. just LARPing since that's the meta here

[Anonymous No.14051202]

>>14050742
Would this all fit under an average sized, male bush area?

[Anonymous No.14051222]

I gmailed it to myself.

[Anonymous No.14051245]

>>14050895
Sadly in that case we're all fucked, I mean, you could even forget that you hold crypto all together, or we're you stored your private key/seed/instructions and so on. It's the risk to take if you want to go trustless, otherwise share the thing with two close family members

[Anonymous No.14051268]

There are many creative ways to store private keys in a way that you can recover them even if all of your property and any possible bank vaults get lost, but they may require some programming experience

[Anonymous No.14051284]

Oh, you can also store a private key in a way that NOBODY will figure out it's a private key

[Anonymous No.14051307]

>>14051284
This.
Just write it into a .txt file and name it "not a private key".
Hidden in plain sight.

[Anonymous No.14051489]

>>14051284
>>14051307
agreed, could even go down the route of steganography (doing what you said but electronically)

[Anonymous No.14051660]

CZ keeps my funds safu for me so I don't have to remember any dumb complicated pass phrase or worry about losing it.

[Anonymous No.14051676]

>>14050699
I have like 20 shitcoins, my only security measure is a password protected pdf file saved in a few places (pendrive, sdcard, trusty hd103sj,etc)

[Anonymous No.14051682]

>>14051660
Based. Holding your own keys is too centralized. By decentralizing the money from the person who owns it you create a more robust system

[Anonymous No.14052025]

I wrote the key in a text file which i put into a folder named ”Internet explorer”. I then changed the icon of the folder to the internet explorer icon so now when the hackers come they wont open it because they think its useless internet explorer xD

[Anonymous No.14052966]

>>14050699
by the time my shitcoins are worth anything I'll be ready to exit the market, so just keep it all on the exchange who fucking cares. Nobody is going after erc20 alt shit anyways