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How do I long heroin?

>> No.14019102

>>14019091
then go get some and OD yourself junkie

>> No.14019106

>>14019091
Invest in dealers on the dark net

>> No.14019121

>>14019091
Buy stock in the top legal opiate pill manufacturers with a massive amount of leverage

>> No.14019136

You hold some. Then you'll be long 1x heroin. But for me? Opium

>> No.14019163

>>14019136
Guerilla growing every year tbqh but that's for myself. I want to long heroin without actually dealing with it.

>> No.14019236

>>14019163
Well officer, then you must take the poppypill

>> No.14019247

Buy CIAcoin

>> No.14020436

Inject it.

>> No.14020598

>>14019091
I'm thinking about offering junkies $20 to let me take a life insurance policy out on them. You've got an almost guaranteed payout there

At least you'll get paid on 1 of 3

>> No.14020613

>>14020598
lol

>> No.14021076

>>14019091
Join the CIA

>> No.14021374
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>>14020598
DELET

>> No.14021406

>>14020598
you need to fabricate a reason for the insurance to allow you to be a beneficiary
make up some "tech startup" and have the junkie be the "expert" and make up numbers like the junkie will cost you 1 million in lost revenue and get the life policy out on that

steve-o's agent took like 5 million life policy out on him and he found out and got pissed and dropped the agent

>> No.14021436

>>14021406
not worth the potential punishment

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>>14019136
>>14019163
>he hasn't been building his capital with a snail farm
>he isn't rolling his profits into funding cartels in mexico
>he doesn't have an industrial grade poppy farm
not gonna make it

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14021522

Who here /kratom krew/

>> No.14021572

>>14021522
Right here chief. Just took some green maeng da with a couple caps of tumeric extract I am floating.

>> No.14021582

>>14021522
I used to take that and moved onto poppy tea
both are pretty grimy compared to the real stuff but poppy tea was easier on the system

>> No.14021643

>>14021572
Based same here

>>14021582
I did poppy tea a few times but it's expensive in comparison to kratom and makes me constipated, it works VERY good though(which is also why I would not want to make it a habit)

>> No.14021698

>>14021522
>tfw have a kilo of green maeng da waiting for me in the po box
>won’t be getting home in time to pick it up

>> No.14021722

>>14021522
Checked and checking in. Gonna take some white vein later, can't wait.

>> No.14021771

>>14019091
If I got all the bitcoin back I spent on heroin I’d have probably 2 bitcoins. I’m 90 days sober and I started feigning from that picture god damn.

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>>14021522
>>14021572
>>14021582
How long does it take for kratom withdrawal symptoms to end? I've been taking it daily for about half a year and stopped for 2.5 - 3 days to test it out, wasn't nearly as bad as harder stuff but not that comfy either.

>> No.14021815

>>14021799
I've taken kratom for years and stopped cold turkey a few times to lower tolerance

Basically it was 3-4 days of restless legs, feeling cold, and a runny nose. the restless legs was by far the worst part and prevented me from sleeping but I just took some phenibut instead until it went away

>> No.14021851

>>14021643
kratom made me really dehydrated but yeah poppy makes me constipated too
the high is pretty great but it's not much different than the real stuff and you can become severely addicted and even od

>> No.14021926

>>14021799
I've come off it a few times and never really noticed much of anything (maybe a little insomnia) but I also haven't taken it daily over long periods. I'd bet you're just about in the clear after 3 days.

>> No.14022488

>>14021436
No balls no glory.

>> No.14022558

HOW MANY HEROINS DO I NEED TO MAKE IT BIZ!!??!

>> No.14022667

>>14019091
buy INSYS and pray they keep making fentanyl