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1401458 No.1401458 [Reply] [Original]

Ask the greatest /biz/niss man of all time anything

>> No.1401460

Hopefully i am the new boss of /biz/

>> No.1401461

Should I break up with my gf? My station in life has improved significantly the last 6 months and I could probably do better.

>> No.1401467

Will TrumpCoin reach atleast a dollar?

>> No.1401496

when will we get a cryptocoin literally named cuckcoin

>> No.1401499

Will I have a lot of sex this year?

>> No.1401501

>>1401458
U.S. dollar crisis in 2017?

>> No.1401502
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>>1401501
i fuckin knew it

>> No.1401503

Am i a boss of my own life?

>>1401499
>>1401461
lmao

>> No.1401512

>>1401458
will i really pay 0% income tax if i make less than 20k?

>> No.1401514

Is commercial real estate the way to go?

>> No.1401521

>>1401458
is it a legit?

also >>1401467
lmaooo

>> No.1401531

will trumpcoin spike this weekend

>> No.1401535 [DELETED] 
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>>1401531
SHIEET NIGGA

>> No.1401538
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>>1401531

>> No.1401540

>>1401531
4 srs?

>> No.1401549

Should I buy AMD now and will it rise?

>> No.1401550
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>>1401549
Alrighty then, how about holding onto my NTDOY stock despite the recent plunges. Should I hold?

>> No.1401551
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>>1401550
Point taken. How about buying Amazon before earnings report? Should I buy?

>> No.1401553

>>1401551
I'd listen, it's scary how right he always is

>> No.1401559

>>1401458
Will TRUMPCOIN reach $100 per coin and would you endorse it?

>> No.1401560
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>>1401553
>mfw I'm going to start taking investment advice from a meme.

I guess I'm doing it. I'm buying as soon as the market opens today. Only The Donald can save me now.

>> No.1401561

should i go get something to eat

>> No.1401562
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>>1401559

>> No.1401565

k thx

>> No.1401567

Will you win.

>> No.1401570

Will i ever become a millonaire again?

>> No.1401571
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>>1401560
>>1401553
On shit, I got a 0 on my decision to use Donald's advice. What the fuck do I do now?! Do I still buy Amazon?

>> No.1401572

>>1401571
It's official, the Donald is playing with me. I'm still buying Amazon. You're not playing with me, are you, Mr. Trump?

>> No.1401574
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>>1401572
Even from the kek-ether, he brings the top bantz. In all seriousness though, buy Amazon, yes?

>> No.1401589

>>1401458
Is it worth hiring a patent attorney, or can I handle getting a utility patent without one? So far I can't even find a point of entry for reading about the proper patenting process on the USPTO site, but that might be because it's 2:30 am and I haven't slept.

>> No.1401592

>>1401567
Truth.

>> No.1401593

Will I ever get rich and fulfill my dreams?

>> No.1401595

>>1401458
I have an opportunity to go to another country to make big business, while I could have a mediocre but comfy salary hete. Shall I go abroad?

>> No.1401608

>>1401458
Shoud i invest in AC.PA

>> No.1401656

>>1401458
Is a degree in economics good?

>> No.1401690

Will I recover from my sickness soon?

>> No.1401712

>>1401458
Will I get an FO job at a Bulge Bracket or Elite Botique?

>> No.1401718

Am I wasting time?

>> No.1401728

>>1401550
>NTDOY
Do you think that nintendo will embrace mobile in the near future?

>> No.1401746

Should i take my losses and stop gambling in meme stocks?

>> No.1401779

Should I sell all my AMZN when you win?

>> No.1401781

IMNP hold or sell at loss?

>> No.1401783

>>1401458
Does Trump secretly like being blacked?

>> No.1401786

Does Trump lust after the BBC whenever he cuddles Melania

>> No.1401788
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1401788

Should I invest in the sex trafficking of under age Mexican girls? I moved to Texas and some guy wants me in it. He owns a roofy company and it all sounds shady. I think the dude is just insane.

>> No.1401796

>>1401458
Will you win elections?

>> No.1401806
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>>1401796

>> No.1401820

Will TrumpCoin make crypto great again?

>> No.1401824

>>1401820
Soo, is that a yes?

>> No.1401914

Am i a failure so far?

>> No.1401919

>>1401458
Ayy yo dotter git sum ur fuk???

>> No.1401958

>>1401458
Am I git sum ur dotter fuk on me???

>> No.1401965
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>>1401919
>>1401958

>> No.1401976

>>1401965
I git dis boipussy sum fuk

>> No.1401978

>>1401965
>>1401976
Imma blow ur bp da fuk out

>> No.1402016

>>1401458
Is Trumpcoin gonna be YUUGE?

>> No.1402018

>>1401458
If I don't make senior engineer next year, should I look for a new job?

>> No.1402047

>>1401788
Are you fuckin serious? Thank god Trump gave you the right answer.

>> No.1402048

Should I ask out my crush, Don?

>> No.1402051

>>1401824
Damn son, you got fired for asking dumb questions.

>> No.1402056

>>1401978
Not edgy enough. Try harder.

>> No.1402071

>>1401458
Will a finance/accounting degree be valuable 20 years into the future?

>> No.1402088

>>1401458

Yo, Donald! Do you believe all the bullshit that leaves our mouth?

>> No.1402092

?

>> No.1402093

Should I try to get people to pay for me to move them in on move in day for university apartments

>> No.1402105

>>1402056
I tear the head off ur pupper and shit down its throat then turn around and fuck the shit down its throat hole while I stroke its tell and finger its butt

>> No.1402242

Will trumpcoin reach at least $10?

>> No.1402247

>>1401458
Is trump coin going to the moon?

>> No.1402250

>>1402247
But I already voted for you senpai.

>> No.1402256

>>1402250
Kek

>> No.1402266

Will trumpcoin reach $30?

>> No.1402269

will breakout coin become valuable this august?

>> No.1402353
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>>1401779
he is right, AMZN going to the moon

>> No.1402443

Will I make money selling magic cards?

>> No.1402476
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>>1401458

Should I buy NTDOY?

>> No.1402480

>>1402266
9

>> No.1402485

Will TrumpCoin moon?

>> No.1402607

Will I grow

Will I be rich

>> No.1402611

>>1402607
I can't vote for you.

So answer me again

>> No.1402623

>>1401458
Yes?

>> No.1402632

>>1402485
I waited until later. Will TC moon?

>> No.1402637

>>1401458
Will I get an internship at PWC

>> No.1402655

Should I short Nasdaq?

>> No.1402666

Will trump coin reach $50?

>> No.1402679
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>>1402666
Oh shit I got the dubs 6's too when asking if it'll reach $30. To the moon we go

>> No.1402733

>>1402679
Brb buying 100,000 more

>> No.1402818

>>1401574
>4
RIP

>> No.1402834

>>1401458
Will I ever make 8 figures?

>> No.1402845

Is /nofap/ a meme?

>> No.1402910 [DELETED] 

is Donald Trump a false flag jew cuck who's only rich because he inherited his daddy's empire?

>> No.1402915

Will I succeed in getting my patent and sell it for a minimum of $100,000,000 in today's current market value?

>> No.1402916

>>1402845
>>1402915
The Don needs a break, it seems. I'll ask tonight.

>> No.1402919

>>1401458
Are you going to be the next president?

>> No.1402938

>>1401458
are mudslimes good?

>> No.1402997
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>>1402938
he is right about this

>> No.1403001

so is this menage a trois going to work out or what

>> No.1403008

>>1403001
fuckin badass

you have my vote don

>> No.1403161

>>1401458
Trumpcoin to 1 BTC?

>> No.1403163

>>1403161
oh shit boys
Trumpcoin to 2 Btc?

>> No.1403169

Will ceru go up Tuesday since there was a Monday slump?

>> No.1403182

will my life become enjoyable?

>> No.1403193

will i receive one million dollars tomorrow?
1 or 6 GET

>> No.1403216

>>1401458
Will I ever win the lottery?

Will I ever get a decent job?

>> No.1403217

>>1401458
am I the new boss?

>> No.1403218
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>>1403216
fucking awesome

>> No.1403220

>>1403217
magical

>> No.1403223

>>1401460

fpbp

also

is trump coin the best investment?

>> No.1403652

If I follow my plans will I make it rich or do I need to listen to my parents who complain and tell me to just get a normal job that my dreams are too big.

>> No.1404746

should I cut my friend off till he pays me back the 8k

>> No.1404753
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Should I stop talking to my girlfriend from Chyna?

>> No.1404758
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>>1404753
Should I pursue the slightly overweight American girl instead?

>> No.1404769

Will she ever love me again?

>> No.1404825

>>1401458
Will his ex blow me behind a convenience store?

>> No.1405304 [DELETED] 

>>1401458
am i going to be able move out on my own?

>> No.1405312

>>1401458
powerball winner?

>> No.1405317

>>1401458
Will i have a threesome with her and one of her girlfriends?

>> No.1405325

>>1401458
Should I continue to persue my current path of Finance/Math majors?

>> No.1405328

>>1401458
Should I go to Cuck State Uni? (SFSU)

>> No.1405373

Is the economy actually bad or is that just a meme?

>> No.1405394

>>1405325
It's later, reroll

>> No.1405398

should i buy more groupon shares?

>> No.1405488

Is there a college bubble?

>> No.1405495

>>1405488
you meant to say college loan bubble, watch this.


Hi Mr. Based Trump, is there a student loan debt bubble in the united states?

>> No.1405498

>>1405495
is there?!?!?!?

>> No.1405502

>>1405488
>>1405498
ooh shit, wtf. I actually thought there was a bubble.

>> No.1405518

Is working for my father going to be worth it in the long term?

>> No.1405521

will you make america great again?

>> No.1405530

Will I get the big boi bucks

>> No.1405539

>>1405498
>>1405502
maybe he's wrong

>> No.1405541

>>1405539
god damn maybe the magic is real after all

>> No.1405544

>>1405539
donald is never wrong

>> No.1405548

>>1401458
Will Hilary make America great again?

>> No.1405549
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>>1401501

>> No.1405552

>>1405548
The Donald has spoken

>> No.1405555

>>1405541
Perfect

>> No.1405685

>>1405541
How are his memetics this strong?

>> No.1405714

>>1401458
Will i be rich?

>> No.1405723

Will I profit of your stupid memecoin

>> No.1405724

>>1405723
Re roll

>> No.1405725

>>1401458
Should I get employment in graphic design?

>> No.1405728

>>1405725
LUL.

>> No.1405806

Will I be an economic and general failure in life?

>> No.1405809

>>1405806
reroll DONT LET IT END LIKE THIS

>> No.1405836

>>1405725
Should I get employment in graphic design? (asking later now)

>> No.1405838

>>1405836
FUCKING YESSSS! I'm on it.

>> No.1405960

>>1401458
should I hold on to my 150,000 shares?

>> No.1405963
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>>1405488
>>1405498
>>1405502
>>1405539
>>1405541

>> No.1406196

>>1401458
Will I get into Georgetown MSB, then get hired by a top firm?

>> No.1406198

>>1406196
Will that firm be Evercore, Lazard, Goldman, Morgan Stanley, or JP Morgan?

>> No.1406201

>>1406196
Will it be Blackstone, Greenhill, Moelis, or Perella Weinberg?

>> No.1406203

>>1406201
BASED TRUMP
The rest of you I hope you enjoy your less than 500K lifelong salaries.

>> No.1406205

>>1402915
Asking again, Don.

>> No.1406214

Will I have a lot of money in the future and be successful ?

>> No.1406220

Do i get a qt3.14 gf?

>> No.1406230

>>1401458
Will I become rich in money before my 30s Mr Donald?

>> No.1406357

Is Bernie best?

>> No.1406507

>>1406230

Is the poster I am referring to in this post really stupid?

>> No.1406782

>>1406205
Damn he's dodging that one

>> No.1406826

Do I go into astrophysics?

>> No.1406938

>>1401458
Will the girl I think I may be in love with like me this upcoming semester? (The green haired qt)

>> No.1406942

>>1406938
Time to suicide lel

Will there be ww3 in 2017

>> No.1407014

Will trumpcoin reach $100 or more?

>> No.1407019

plz will trumpcoin reach $100?

>> No.1407021

>>1407019
Will it reach $80?

>> No.1407028

>>1406782
I know, right.

Asking again. If you're trying to say no, you can just say it, man.

>> No.1407043

Am I going to make any money this year?

>> No.1407045

>>1407043
So how is it

>> No.1407049
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>>1407045
dodgy donald

>> No.1407084

>>1407028
What about 50 million?

>> No.1407091

Am I gonna make donald?

>> No.1407194

Will trumpcoin reach 10$ Or higher?

>> No.1407214

am I gonna get rich?

>> No.1407218

>>1407214
will I still get rich?

>> No.1407953

Will I win the Powerball lottery tonight?

>> No.1407959

>>1401458
Should I short Deutsche Bank?

>> No.1407971

>>1401458
Did you fuck your daughter?

>> No.1407972

>>1407971
honestly, i would too if she was my daughter

>> No.1407989

>>1407953
I've only got 20 minutes to buy Don I need an answer.

>> No.1407991
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Are millennials fucked?

>> No.1408039

>>1407989
What about the million

>> No.1408105

>>1401549
oh my god im scared now
Are you absolutely sure master trump?

>> No.1408109

Will I ever become rich?

>> No.1408110

Will I get laid soon?

>> No.1408116

>>1407989
>>1408039
kek

>> No.1408141

will i find a way to pay for school?

>> No.1408144

>>1401458
Will I be able to land a programming job?

>> No.1408146

Is my dick awsome?

>> No.1408207

>>1401458
will Hillary win

>> No.1408214

>>1401458
Should I buy the computer?

>> No.1408248

>>1408207
Fug what do I do

>> No.1408251

>>1401458
Make me rich faggot

>> No.1408260

>>1401458
Will I get into Wharton

>> No.1408267

Will Etc skyrocket?

>> No.1408269

>>1401458
Is Bernie a cuck?

>> No.1408307

Vou passar na UFRJ?

>> No.1408324

>>1401458
Should I get that shitty cashier job?

>> No.1408326
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>>1408267
anon, you know what to do

>> No.1408331

>>1408116
It just wasn't meant to be.

Will I get my computer fixed in time to make $1000 selling botted Pokemon Go accounts?

>> No.1408333

>>1401458
can i have some money pls

>> No.1408339

>>1408333
what do trips get me?????

>> No.1408348

>>1408326
I'm not even registered to vote so its back to Forex I guess.

>> No.1408636

>>1401458
Moustache on or off?

>> No.1408669

Am I finally going to the moon soon?

>> No.1408672

Should I stop listening to /biz/ about memestocks?

>> No.1408675

Should I invest in trumpcoin then?

>> No.1409963

>>1401551
Donald correct again

>> No.1409969

>>1401458
will i make it?

>> No.1409971

>>1409969
will i make it?

>> No.1409980

Will I be rich and powerful?

Escalators plz no eels

>> No.1409983

>>1409980
No. Now answer the fucking question you oompa loompa looking mong

>> No.1409993

This stupid fucking thread is nothing short of hilarious
Thanks for the laugh /biz/

>> No.1409995

will i ever have sex

>> No.1410000

>>1401458
will i enjoy working in my major

>> No.1410002

>>1410000
uhh what does this mean

>> No.1410014
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>>1410000
talk about wasted quads...

>> No.1410020

>>1409995
rerolling

>>1410002
you're the new boss

>> No.1410028

>>1409983
okay you checked. Now what's your answer?

>> No.1410030

>>1410028
You lying fuck I'll see you drawn and quartered for this

>> No.1410151

Will I be a millionaire

>> No.1410166

>>1401458
is my plan of taking 2 classes this semester good?

>> No.1410177

If I ran for president, would I win?

>> No.1410213

>>1410030
BTFO by Donald's meme magic

>> No.1410225

>>1401502
"I'm for sideways. I'm for assistant sideways. I'm pro death. I'm for what ever gets the ball rolling."

sign this fucking clown bill

>> No.1410235

Should I keep holding AMD? The last times I got greedy and didn't sell I fucked myself.

>> No.1410237

>>1401458
All in on ETC?

>> No.1410244

>>1401458
This question is for the Donald J. Trump of 2017.

Did you win the election? Did you win the nomination?

>> No.1410249

>>1410244
I wasn't even hired though.

This next question is for the Donald Trump of 2018.

Is the overall public approval of a Clinton presidency positive?

>> No.1410260

Will I have a good life?

>> No.1410261

Am I stupid?

>> No.1410264

>>1410260
>Are you stupid?

>>1410261
>Yes

Loving
Every
Laugh

>> No.1410277

Are you stupid?

>> No.1410347

>>1401458
UVA EA?

>> No.1410368

>>1401458
Will I become a multibillionaire trading in the foreign exchange market and using my current strategy?

>> No.1410371

>>1410368
Oh Gay.

>>1401458
Should I continue learning and trading in forex?

>> No.1410383

>>1401458
Should I quit going on 4chan because this place is the antithesis of success?

>> No.1410385

>>1410383
come on donny, check it and let me know

>> No.1410390

>>1410385
what the fuck faggot, ASK ME LATER?

Tell me now!

>> No.1410397

>>1410390
fuck off just tell me, i'm not stupid

>> No.1410416

Should i leave my gf to hook up with my qt friend?

>> No.1410429

>>1410368
>>1410371
u know what to do anon

>> No.1410543

>>1401458
Would Ivanka suck my penis for free?

>> No.1410546
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>>1410543
I'm going to bend her over too.

>> No.1410570

>>1401458
Duke?

>> No.1411303

Will I get fired from my job soon?

>> No.1411318

>>1411303
well?

>> No.1411343
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Will I be rich?

>> No.1411447

Fug it.

Should I get a pizza tonight?

>> No.1411541

>>1411447
Back to >>>/fit/, Chad.

>> No.1411570

>>1411541

wut?

>> No.1411582

>>1401458
Will my quints on the other thread bring me sweet gainz come Monday?

>> No.1412035

r011

>> No.1412036

rer011

>> No.1412245

>>1410383
>>1410385
>>1410390
>>1410397
Kek

>> No.1412336

>>1401458
HBA?

>> No.1412432

>>1401458
Will the Chinese market cause another global shitstorm in August?

>> No.1412433

Will I take my own life?

>> No.1412436

Will I ever be worth a fuck?

>> No.1412437

>>1401458
Should I take a shower today?

>> No.1413184
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1413184

Are you just fucking with us?

>> No.1413190

Will i become rich?

>> No.1413195

Will I win tonight's Powerball?

>> No.1413196

Will i only get rich if I work very hard for it?

>> No.1413202

Am I going to have a huge success in the next 5 years?

>> No.1413208

>>1413195
I'll hit you up around 8

>> No.1413211

>>1401458

Will I ever be able to achieve a hairstyle as fine, golden, and luxurious as yours?

>> No.1413321

Will i find a job within the next two weeks?

>> No.1413329

>>1401458
Will I be Financially independent from the vast economy?

>> No.1413338

>>1401458
Will I reach my goal of 1mil networth in 4 years?

>> No.1413398

r011

>> No.1413400

rer011