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its all fucking over man I went to every place I could think of and every solution would require a full reset. i dont use authy. my 2fa keys are gone for good and my 3.whatever bitcoin is gone for fucking ever. I am going to end it tonight. no i did not right down 2fa seed keys. I cant even access my fucking google acc to verify my identity for 2fa because i required 2fa on the fucking goggle acc. I am fucking done gone

>> No.13948601

>>13948585

Kek. I honestly think more people lose things because of excessive security locking them out these days than by actual hacks. The number of times I've had my family/friends complain about the same shit.

>> No.13948604

>>13948585

Dude loads of anons have done this before, you can access it but it takes a while and you will have to do KYC shit.

>> No.13948609

>so secure that even you cant login to it

>> No.13948615

>>13948604
I have no fucking access to my google because Ihad 2fa on it too

>> No.13948646

ouch. this happened to me before on polo, i was (just about) able to get back in by sending them a load of tx deets from btc core to my polo acct.

>> No.13948648

>>13948585
How the fuck can you not have a backup? I have two paper backups and a backup phone loaded with all my keys. Do this next time

>> No.13948664

>>13948585

Why on earth people do this shit is beyond me.

Exchanges are insured nowadays so if you get hacked you can claim. It's more secure leaving crypto on an exchange than anywhere else.

>> No.13948677

>>13948585
kek thats why my money is on binance

>> No.13948686

Just call customer support.

>> No.13948689

>>13948585
Google can verify you with your phone number, IP address, passport etc don't be a fucking retard. Don't forget to send me a third of your stack when you get it back.

>> No.13948697

>>13948585
Drink some water and get some sleep. After you're rested, you will be able to figure out how to get your stuff back. Port your number to a different phone to do the verification so you can get back in to your Google account.

>> No.13948700

> Being this retarded and not realizing you can still get it back

Anon, Indian here. I unironically work at Google Xas a software engineer. This can still be solved and even in the worst case I can escalate this to a support team who may be able to help. But I unironically won’t help since you, like 99% of this board, is racist.

>> No.13948706

>>13948700
OP is obviously a dumb Pajeet like yourself.

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13948971

>>13948585
>no i did not right down 2fa seed keys

>> No.13948990

>>13948700
>i unironically

get lost pajeet

>> No.13949028
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13949028

Here's what you do. Baby Steps:
1) Get another phone
2) Dial directory services, ask to be put thru to Bitcoin Plc
3) Ask for their customer services dept
4) Explain calmly your situation
5) Hang yourself for not using an offline wallet

>> No.13949030

>>13948585
You know. You couldve used a paper and pencil. But youre too fucking retarded. You saw it as low tech so it was uncool. Youre just like facebook thots who need an iphone or nothing. You just happened to stumble into crypto but to stupid to actually know what to do. I hate zoomers because youre useless and meek.

>> No.13949037

>>13948615
if you know your pw google can unlock it for you, but it can take a few days.

>> No.13949042

>>13948700
lmao fuck off brownskin

>> No.13949045

>>13948585
Ignore everyone. Just kys now while you have the willpower.

>> No.13949047

>>13948585
Is your bootloader unlocked?

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13949052

>>13949042
Unless youre european you shouldnt be talking mutt.

>> No.13949056

>>13948585
this shit is why I disabled my 2fa and why I only use "madeit" for all my passwords.

>> No.13949066

>>13948700
Get the fuck off my board street shitting sub human garbage.

>> No.13949081

>>13949056
what's your email address?

>> No.13949107

>>13949081
having a weird email address is all the security you need frens

>> No.13949118

>>13948585
If you're sweating over 2fa for a centralized exchange just contact them and they can reset it for you.

>> No.13949133

>>13948700
poo poo pee pee

>> No.13949169

My 2fa would fuck me too for certain things, but not my crypto. Hardware wallet niggers, get one.

>> No.13949214

>>13948700
This is such a shit larp meme, yet utter morons keep eating it right up

>> No.13949234

>>13949052
*unless you're nordic
There's a vast difference in superiority between nordic and the rest of the shithole mainland

>> No.13949249

>>13948585
Based retard, I really hope this is not a L.A.R.P.

>> No.13949269

>>13948700
BASED CHADRU

>> No.13949288

>>13948700
>But I unironically won’t help since you, like 99% of this board, is racist.
Spot on shit eater

>> No.13949305

>>13949030
how do you access your money from a paper wallet? does any wallet app/program work? you just type in the keys and the wallet address like a username and pw and that's it?
am retard sorry for poor english

>> No.13949324

>>13948615
Just call google you moron. Contact the exchanges support and they will solve the problem for you.

>> No.13949327

>>13948664
>It's more secure leaving crypto on an exchange than anywhere else.
Based retard

>> No.13949802

>>13948615
there's always a second 2fa option on google accounts, unless you picked the paper 2fa keys and didn't write them down

>> No.13949809

>>13948664
Coinbase and Gemini are the only FDIC backed exchanges and it's only if the exchange gets hacked. If you get hacked and the hacker steals your funds they cover nothing