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[Anonymous No.13947546]

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13947551]

[Anonymous No.13947553]

>>13947546
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.13947561]

Fuck off back to r eddit if you don't like it then.

[Anonymous No.13947589]

>>13947553
brrrap

[Anonymous No.13947594]

>>13947546
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

[Anonymous No.13947606]

>>13947594
Why do boomers always think they know everything?

[Anonymous No.13947612]

>>13947594
You're a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.13947637]

>>13947612
*your
glad you like my spaghetti you doublenigger

[Anonymous No.13947660]

>>13947637
It's "You're" in that context. "You are" = "You're", not "Your".

[Anonymous No.13947671]

>>13947637
Oh no, it's retarded.

[Anonymous No.13947676]

>>13947660
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.13947684]

>>13947594
you're a gayboi

[Anonymous No.13947696]

>>13947684
>>13947671
no u

[Anonymous No.13947697]

>>13947676
It's clear you haven't even left middle school yet.

[Anonymous No.13947722]

>>13947561

I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.13947727]

>>13947606
Ruining great economies gives you unique financial insight. That and aids.

[Anonymous No.13947729]

>>13947697
how did you get so smart anon

[Anonymous No.13947735]

>>13947722
You need to apologize for such a hurtful post.

[Anonymous No.13947743]

>>13947676
b8 2 obv :c

[Anonymous No.13947815]

>>13947594
>slowly comes to the realization anonymous people lack credibility
>calls everyone on said board “stupid”
>posts on the same board as them
>thinks his meme degrees and ragie wagie certificates entitle him to put others down
>muh fortune 100 company that I wage for

There’s literally millions of others just like you. Picking at the scraps trying to save every penny possible for the shekelsteins. Sorry big dawg, I hate to be the one to break it to you but, you’re 100%, verifiably, replaceable.

[Anonymous No.13947921]

>>13947743
these retards will still respond to it all, but at least i have you here to shitpost with

[Anonymous No.13947928]

>>13947921
>>13947815
see?