/SMG/ SaMmiches are Good edition

[Anonymous No.13938708]

We just need to cool off for the next rally edition.

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Previous thread >>13932089

[Anonymous No.13938727]

First for bogdanoff red

[Anonymous No.13938796]

>>13938727
Ahh, my ex-wife's favorite shade.

[Anonymous No.13938798]

THERE ARE TOO MANY THREDS

[Anonymous No.13938807]

Mexico will surrender.
SPY 400

[Anonymous No.13938819]

ALSO BULL TIME

[Anonymous No.13938851]

sub 2% 10 year when

[Anonymous No.13938857]

Donald Trump is a g-d damn blessing for us shorts. Fuck America nigga! FUCK MEXICO! BRRRRRRAP!

[Anonymous No.13938900]

>>13938798
Just saw mariachibro's thread. He seems to be unaware that we had a whole other tread running from just before 7am today, since he linked to yesterday's thread in his OP and he failed to link his new thread in today's full thread. I dunno, man. Cut the dude some slack, he's Mexican or whatever.

[Anonymous No.13938904]

I sold all of my positions today. I'm going away until Trump says some good news.

[Anonymous No.13938928]

>>13938857
Make Bear Markets Great Again

[Anonymous No.13938932]

>>13938904
faggot ass coward
all you had to do was short it
pussy ass nigga faggot ass nigga

[Anonymous No.13938934]

Well bears you win this one

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13938969]

>>13938934
All you had to do was the opposite of everything I said.

[Anonymous No.13938991]

Jesse Chris you dummies LITTERALLY cant make threads w/o me -_-;

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13938996]

>>13938991
Buy GALT

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/27736291/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/31037912/
http://www.bloodjournal.org/content/126/23/1198

[Anonymous No.13939037]

>>13938996
so what you're saying is I should short it to 3.50?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13939043]

>>13938996
>>13938991
https://www.ebiomedicine.com/article/S2352-3964(19)30359-7/fulltext

>In the study published in this issue of EBioMedicine, Ruvolo and colleagues have demonstrated that two biochemical cell survival pathways controlled by galectin-3 (a beta-galactoside-binding protein) and cluster of differentiation (CD) 74 (a signalling receptor and a chaperone for major histocompatibility complex type II proteins which are involved in antigen presentation) are cross-linked in a biochemical protein network, which is associated with poor survival of AML patients [7]. Importantly, this invaluable clinical study was performed using samples obtained from a large number of AML patients (511 in total) with newly diagnosed disease when malignant cells normally display high pro-survival and immune evasion activities. The study reports that galectin-3 expression is prognostic for poor survival rate of AML patients. Survival rate of AML patients with galectin-3 positive malignant cells was even lower when CD74-dependent signalling networks (in particular, the one involving transmembrane receptor known as CD44) were active. Intriguingly, the study reported galectin-3 to act as a negative regulator of the protein phosphatase 2A (PP2A), the enzyme involved in deactivation of several intracellular signalling cascades (see below). It was shown that galectin-3 affects regulatory (B) subunit of this enzyme (the enzyme has three subunits – structural (A), regulatory (B) and catalytic (C), [7]).

[Anonymous No.13939053]

>>13938991
no bully mouse girls

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13939062]

>>13939037
3.50 is nothing compared to the long term upside potential

[Anonymous No.13939074]

>>13938991
I refused to make one today after i got bitched at for leaving vacation flavor text in the OP
>twice

[Anonymous No.13939101]

Just bought TWO 9 dollar calls on ford that expire next Friday.

Come on trump, gimme the big crash

[Anonymous No.13939104]

Bond yield has bottomed, how do I long bond yields?

[Anonymous No.13939111]

Is it better to buy short term bonds or long term bonds ETF for a few months while the trade tensions cool down?

I guess ideally short term bonds make more sense but if everyone is rushing to long term bonds I could make a little more money if the principal prices go up

[Anonymous No.13939118]

>>13939101
Oops. I meant puts haha!

[Anonymous No.13939121]

Another -5% day for my LCI only portfolio, it almost turns me on

[Anonymous No.13939143]

Rate my strategy.

>watchlist of ~40 blue chips
>all make money and pay quality dividends
>open position (few $k) on bad news (-10% drop)
>set trailing stop loss when I'm up 20%
>if shit goes south at least I baghold a profitable business and not memes

I have enough total capital where theoretically I could sit on 20 positions.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13939196]

>>13938991
>>13939043
>The study reports that galectin-3 expression is prognostic for poor survival rate of AML patients.

Wow if only there was a drug out there that could lower galectin-3 levels

[Anonymous No.13939205]

Why am I losing money on Betterment?

Also, why does my portfolio say "Very Conservative" no matter how radical I make my plan?

[Anonymous No.13939230]

Am I going full retard by investing into high dividend ETFs (SPYD, HDV) into my 401k and IRAs? I'm not even going to see this money for 35 years but I'm scared of losing a lot in these times.

[Anonymous No.13939270]

>>13939143
Nice

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13939274]

>>13939230
Dividend growth > high dividend
Otherwise no
The whole point of boomer investing is to continually buy more and not try to time the market

[Anonymous No.13939337]

>>13939043
me have buy order for GALT @ 1.75

>>13939074
that vaccation text was A+ though
hopefully everyone listened and bought SPXU
btw

CLOSED SPXU POSITION AT CLOSE for EASY $1.5k
now holding 800 SPXL

>>13939053
day of mouse trap soon at hand

[Anonymous No.13939356]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down another .46% today, fucking shit but yest again better than it could be. Sucks extra because I've been too busy to trade or read news/threads during the day. /controlledslide/
Is orange man doing this on purpose? Just waits until the market semi-stabilizes, tariffs/tweets. Again and again, gap and gap and gap. Is he unironically planning on tanking the market and "saving" it as a political move? Is he doing some sort of insider trading scheme with Kushner? What's the deal?
This week we're going to a Romano's in Albany, NY!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13939388]

>>13939104
You short this fucker.

[Anonymous No.13939419]

>>13939356
Up 2.74% for the week, did not make a single play today. Enjoy coloring on the table during dinner anon

[Anonymous No.13939426]

If anyone is in need of a good chuckle

[Anonymous No.13939428]

>>13939356
>.5
>worthy of a blog post
What the fuck, stockfags? I know your world is slower, but how do you get to pay attention to this boring shit? I lost around 30% of my crypto holdings and that was just a normal week for us. You guys are virgins.

[Anonymous No.13939482]

>>13939426
>tfw rorposter became a total asshole and deserves this

[Anonymous No.13939503]

>>13939428
I think you're confused, this is my wordpress site where I blog daily. You can post about crypto on 4channel dot organization, stay out of my comments section unless you're discussing stocks, bonds, or commodities please

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13939538]

>>13939356
We be up 6.04% this week. Yep. Wrote calls on AMD and got assigned on 500 of 600 shares. Monday will dip low, I‘ll rebuy low, and write more juicy calls like I have been for the past month. 3x 20yr TBonds lookin good too. Might consider a UPRO/TMF port if AMD gets a little too spicy with the drawdowns correlated to SPY.

[Anonymous No.13939546]

>>13939337
kekked
good discipline on GALT!

>SPXL
bull now?

AGH I can't decide!
Close my TVIX and SDOW for minor gains, or hold over weekend and hope Trump does more of the stupids?

[Anonymous No.13939564]

>>13939356
Better than expected results
Green TAP, green food, sold for some gelt
Added dog of the dow XOM to the port today

Ready for Mexico to kneel before america this weekend

[Anonymous No.13939597]

>>13939356
just made semiconductor straddles and spy/qqq calls a third of my port
it seems that starting my new job soon made me high on money

[Anonymous No.13939634]

>>13939230
As a general rule it's a good idea to keep your higher yielding stocks in a tax advantages account. You could also consider some REIT exposure here.

[Anonymous No.13939661]

>most of SMG will miss the Galt moon mission because they refused to read what Pendulum links or ask basic questions about the importance of it
Makes me almost sad. But not too sad.

[Anonymous No.13939697]

Whos ready for a really HOT summer

[Anonymous No.13939698]

Got $1,500.

BABA or NVDA on monday?

[Anonymous No.13939758]

Im losing srs money but i feel strangely detached from it. Like its not real money.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13939762]

>>13939428
>I lost around 30%
The difference between cryptofags and stockfags: We don‘t lose money. Go back to your containment thread and enjoy the JUSTening. Remember to work extra hard for Goldberg next week!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13939783]

>>13939762
I lose money all the time.

[Anonymous No.13939801]

>>13939698
Eager to turn that $1500 into $1000 I see

[Anonymous No.13939806]

>>13939337
>that vaccation text was A+ though
exactly, which is why it wasnt trimmed like the embeds

[Anonymous No.13939807]

>>13939758
If you didn't need it to live on then you're good

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13939811]

>>13939783
>Wrong again bagsy
>r
>o
>n
>g

[Anonymous No.13939815]

>>13939698
short BABA next week good until friday

[Anonymous No.13939819]

>>13939801
>>13939815

[Anonymous No.13939851]

>>13939698

[Anonymous No.13939863]

>>13939819
BABA is a chink company
Trump and China = tension
Markets red....get it?
I'm dumbing this down for you so even a brain dead nigger animal like yourself can put the pieces together.

[Anonymous No.13939878]

what are the benefits of going with a commission-based broker (i.e. TD Ameritrade) over a comission free broker (i.e. Robinhood)?

[Anonymous No.13939879]

>>13939356
Just another week of crab market general

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13939910]

>>13939878
different people enjoy being fucked in different ways. it's all about personal taste.

[Anonymous No.13939937]

>>13939878
better charting software, MUCH better customer service, they won't fuck you quite as hard on market orders which you shouldn't be doing anyway, you can buy more securities like OTC stocks and foreign stocks

[Anonymous No.13939956]

>>13939878
I do large, infrequent, more confident trades with a broker and smaller, frequent, probably horseshit trades with RH

Better options research and tools with a trad broker too

For quick and dirty TA/charts I like TradingView

[Anonymous No.13939957]

>>13939356
I think i'm up overall this week. Slightly. Had to make some yolo trades just to manage that. The Mexico shit really screwed up my plans.

[Anonymous No.13939965]

Where my boomers at? Woof woof

[Anonymous No.13940002]

>>13939965
>Tries to hide his two digit holdings.
That's not at all how you boomer.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13940042]

Remember that faggot that came in here and told us if we didn't buy chain link we weren't going to make it?

[Anonymous No.13940051]

I am getting absolutely fucked in this market.
Kuyashi

>>13939851
w-what? That might be worse, but it's pretty shitty either way.
Like, on purpose?

[Anonymous No.13940160]

Why is there no prostitution company that we can invest in? It would be an extremely attractive stock option.

[Anonymous No.13940198]

>>13940160
I'm still adamant that eScort/Hookr would be great names for prostitution apps similar to Uber/Lyft

[Anonymous No.13940215]

>>13939356
Down 2.17% ($499) today. Down 3.74 ($879) this week. I'm down almost $2700 since end of April. T-thanks for the CHEAPIES.

[Anonymous No.13940230]

you think $500 is enough to start investing?

[Anonymous No.13940235]

>>13939196
skim read some stuff. i think people are already doing research with galectin inhibitors in conjunction with chemo. it's not just gal-3, but there are others (16 types???). dunno much about it tho. seems interesting, but not a magic bullet.

[Anonymous No.13940250]

>>13940230
yes

[Anonymous No.13940253]

>>13940198
You're 7 years late anon. There's Tinder already.

[Anonymous No.13940282]

>>13939356
Down 3.33%. All my gains is gone. In the red. Oh well least I can take comfort that this shit won't last and I got AMRN, S&P 500 fund and my T babies watching my back. Plus my other low hanging positions.

[Anonymous No.13940302]

>>13940253
I think I'm shadowbanned on tinder, except for fat chicks for some reason. We need an app that doesn't have that feature

[Anonymous No.13940313]

>>13938708
Can anyone explain this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.13940341]

>>13940313
SQQQ underwent a reverse split did it not?

[Anonymous No.13940346]

>>13940302
>I think I'm shadowbanned on tinder, except for fat chicks for some reason.

[Anonymous No.13940348]

>>13940341
Yes but it shouldnve affected the price.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13940377]

>>13940235
GALT is the only publicly company actually developing a galectin inhibitor for commercial use (and by far the most advanced of the ones that are)
Galectin-3 is by far the most important of the galectins in terms of disease pathogenesis

[Anonymous No.13940407]

>>13940302
Gold membership is where all the clean sluts are. Eurocunt has unlimited cute girls, they get younger the more you go to the east.

[Anonymous No.13940423]

I'm getting buttfucked with DJ30. I went 30x long at 25650. This is gonna improve next week... r-right g-guys?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13940441]

>>13940377
>>13940235
Also it's in combination with immunotherapy, not chemo

[Anonymous No.13940573]

>Investors who were hoping Trump would rescue the stock market are now counting on the Fed

This feels foolish. I expect Powell to continue with “transient” approach. Yet I do think he will cut, but he doesn’t want to look like he made a mistake or is caving to political pressure.

Is he tactful enough to say “stay the course” with a wink? Is he gonna spook the market?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13940608]

Have a shitty weekend everybody.

[Anonymous No.13940613]

>>13940302
Kek, that's just how 2019 works. Sloots spend 100% of their time on Tinder swiping away any guy that's not 115% Chad with a 6 figure job before you can ever see them. The fatties will take what they can still though. Just post a picture of hundos instead of your face, I bet you some decent looking sluts will respond. Just drop the money on a semi decent hotel instead of taking them back to your place and you should be fine, to do this just wear a wedding ring. This will also explain why your face isn't on your profile.

[Anonymous No.13940618]

>>13940573
he's going to have to cut the rate, trump is going to keep pressuring on trade and drive down the markets. so much for independence.

[Anonymous No.13940622]

>>13940608

Already there. Back in cash on my $16,000 realized loss at closing bell today. Fuck this asshole.

[Anonymous No.13940646]

>>13940573
I still believe in the Trump Put™. There's no way Trump would consciously and voluntarily crash the markets with no survivors, r-right?

[Anonymous No.13940677]

>>13940646
"GIVE ME MY WALL OR I'M GONNA HOLD THE DOW JONES HOSTAGE!!!"

[Anonymous No.13940730]

>>13940282
Today sucked ass but take heart lads it won't last. Look at it like this; Cheapies Galore to be had! Buy them now while it lasts. Sell for Profit on the next mad upswing fad. Bag AMRN and T for the long game. Both will bring you nothing but mad Profit you see. AMRN will see you earn Profit relative quickly while T's Fat Divvy will help you live out your golden years without worry. So when your an old man, you'll be popping a Viagra and a AMRN pill both to keep on living the good life while that 18 yr old neighbors daughter takes care of your needs in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.13940764]

>>13940730
it's lasted over a year anon, im tired of getting sideways fucked.

[Anonymous No.13940770]

>>13940677
Don't worry, lads! It's just Trump playing 4D chess with Mexico!

[Anonymous No.13940789]

>>13940677
:^))))

[Anonymous No.13940793]

>>13940573
He will probably do one cut this year. Reverse that unnecessary one from last December.

[Anonymous No.13940862]

>>13940789
j...just in case they forgot we existed!

[Anonymous No.13940865]

So... if we’re thinking a rare cute is coming... why are the financials cratering?

Wouldn’t this be a good time to buy Schwab or JPM?

>>13940789
Lulz he definitely didn’t want trump to do it

[Anonymous No.13940894]

>>13940865
it's after the fact anon. we think a rate cut is coming BECAUSE the financials are cratering and need more support on top of the fact that the economic fundamentals are fairly strong.

[Anonymous No.13940920]

>>13940894
But the cut will boost their profits, and their stocks will pump, right?

Why does no one want to grab the cheapies?

[Anonymous No.13940971]

>>13940920
the market isn't like fundamental principles of physics. there is a bit of uncertainty either way. a rate cut could prop up stocks or use up what little tools the feds have to fight off another recession. the feds belief is that the economy is fine and doesn't need any stimulus. trumps admin wants the rate cut to boast financials so that investors aren't so fucking pissed that the uncertainty his trade disputes are causing.

[Anonymous No.13941045]

>>13940920
>>13940971

If investors are antsy enough, the Fed cutting rates could be seen as proof that the U.S./Global economy is about to run into a brick wall (or already has but hasn't been expressed in profit reports yet). So much of economics is a confidence game. Take Tesla for example. It only stays afloat so long as its current and future investors have faith in its long term viability. If they lose that faith for any reason (regardless of how viable Tesla would be otherwise) the company is fucked b/c its valuation will crater to a point at which it can't leverage itself any longer. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy in many ways.

[Anonymous No.13941153]

When will lci go up?

[Anonymous No.13941157]

>>13941045
Tesla is also bolstered by the fact that it has a genius as its CEO

[Anonymous No.13941160]

>FUCK CHINA
>FUCK MEXICO
Yet we're only 7% off ATH. What gives?

[Anonymous No.13941170]

>>13941153
literally never, I've been holding for a couple weeks and its done nothing but drain me of my seed money and will to live

[Anonymous No.13941200]

I want to go back to simpler times, when I could just buy apple and let it DRIP.

Now there's all this uncertainty, and there's like 30 different bitcorns, and I FOMO'ed into the top of the weed bubble...

God. Why is weed crashing? Did CBD go that badly? I know we have no evidence that it's the miracle everyone thinks it is, but that's true for EVERY natural supplement and beauty product...

What the fuck was I thinking?

[Anonymous No.13941217]

>>13941160
it's actually as bit worse. we've had no growth since jan 2018. so we are a fair bit behind from the average yearly gains.

[Anonymous No.13941237]

>>13941153
Anyone have an update on how deep shorts are in now? Was 81% last time a fee weeks ago.

I think it will go back up but might have to wait til next earnings to see it rocket.

[Anonymous No.13941265]

WHY DIDNT I BUY THIS INSTEAD OF LCI

FUCK

[Anonymous No.13941282]

>>13941237
short is 79% of float right now

[Anonymous No.13941304]

>>13941237
http://shortsqueeze.com/shortinterest/stock/LCI.htm

Looks like 79%.

My portfolio has been struggling ever since my main stock started hitting 20% shirt interest, I wouldn't touch this thing with my worst enemy's cock.

[Anonymous No.13941306]

>>13941282
It's going to rocket at some point. Hasn't moved much. And LCI isn't going bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.13941316]

>>13941200
what are those comics from? They're really enigmatic, I don't understand them at all but I like them a lot.
I've been smoking CBD-only weed lately, it's not bad at all. You don't get very high but you feel real snug and it makes falling asleep a lot easier for me (I have medical-grade insomnia)

[Anonymous No.13941343]

>>13941306
I'm just DCA my play money into it cause I have faith in the company, but it hurts to wake up to -7% every day, regardless, one day that -7% will be +30%

[Anonymous No.13941369]

>>13940042
He's right though. Chainlink is unironically beating the market significantly.

[Anonymous No.13941440]

If i wanted to get into banks mostly for the dividends right now how bad of an idea would that be?
I just need more fucking dividends man

[Anonymous No.13941453]

>>13939426
friend, generic pharmaceuticals can't make a profit even when they're price fixing and they damn well can't after this crackdown, get the absolute fuck out of Lannett, Teva, and any others

[Anonymous No.13941483]

>>13941440
Wait for a bounce. The banks are most affected by the economic downturns. You don't want to catch knives.

[Anonymous No.13941613]

>>13941369
>look at shitcoin #531 and look at when it mooned
>ignore the fact when it went -90%

[Anonymous No.13941634]

-5% china retaliation week incoming
if you're not in cash it's too late

[Anonymous No.13941661]

>>13941634
I would think that's already priced in since we knew it was coming

[Anonymous No.13941670]

>>13941634
>in cash
>not in sqqq or sdow

[LCI Guy (Real LCI Guy) No.13941671]

>>13941265
Because you're a low IQ biz phaggit that buys stocks as soon as they get shilled.

[Anonymous No.13941693]

long yuan?

[Anonymous No.13941716]

>>13941670
>>13941634
>I closed my SDOW position But still have plenty money in the market
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941727]

>>13941440
I wouldn't buy banks right now... I have a feeling everything is over bought... We're going to see a major correction relatively soon. I am not bullish on this market for the next 3 quarters. We have a congress that doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, half of them want to impeach trump, half of them just want to keep their job. The structures i'm seeing on the shorter term charts are like more bearish than anything I've ever looked at closely as it manifested its self. I mean I wish there was good news, but it's not coming.... I mean the time to buy banks is at the bottom when they're getting bailed out cause they fucked up and the market needed money to just be injected into it. I would never ever buy a bank unless that oppoortunity came up again. Maybe it will, but we're definitely not there yet.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941760]

>>13941440
>>13941727
t. profited heavily on c, db, and cs.

[Anonymous No.13941791]

So is Bowl America actually a good stock? I thought it was just supposed to be a meme, but it showed up in a screen that I ran. It has no debt, a 16% annual five-year earnings growth, and it pays a 5% dividend. Could bowling be the next big thing?

[Anonymous No.13941812]

>>13941727
Banks aren't really the problem for the next correction, although any major recession will hurt them too. The issue is corporate debt; everybody's overleveraged and the shittiest companies are the most overleveraged. This isn't *necessarily* dangerous, because so long as external economic conditions remain positive, companies can make good on their investments even if they were fairly risky.

Unless, of course, Tariff Man nukes the positive macro-economic environment. Then the economy is fucked in a few quarters when the overleveraged corporate sector can't make good on their debts.

[Anonymous No.13941857]

you bizraelis holding your ETFs?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941869]

>>13941812
well yeah its a derivatives/lending bubble similar to the housing crisis, but the difference is now we can't cut rates.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941891]

>>13941791
bowling is only good if rednecks have money to spend to go out... honestly it's a great activity, and some people are actually good at it. I still don't know if I throw better left/riight handed and I own my own bowling shoes and ball.

[Anonymous No.13941902]

>>13941857
buy and hold is a reddit/retard meme, its much smarter to follow the trend
anyways if you're not in cash you're going to lose 30-40% of your net worth in the next 6 months

[Anonymous No.13941904]

>>13941857
in my normal brokerage no, in my retirement accounts yes, but maybe i should move to bonds while stocks shit themselves over trumps tweets

[Anonymous No.13941909]

>>13941857
ofc

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941916]

>>13941791
I threw 5 strikes in a row once, but this other dude, he went 9/ in one frame, and got a 281. Missed one pin the whole game

[Anonymous No.13941960]

>>13941902
But those divvys my negroni

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941965]

>>13941916
>>13941791
actually i don't know if that's right, fucking shit happened like 15 years ago. last time i went bowling i rented the shoes and threw my ball into another lane multiple times, but the place had nice seats, great food and drinks, the cocktail menu was all fucked up but what ever drank a bunch walked down the greesed down lanes 2 times only sliipped once, and uhh didn't get kicked out because i didn't smoke inside.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941976]

>>13941960
fuck you i have 0 gin or campari

[Anonymous No.13941981]

>>13941965
Degenerate. Filtered

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13941989]

>>13941902
>>13941960
can /smg/'s saying be tren is ur fren?

[Anonymous No.13942002]

Based Cramer exposing SJW CEO of IBM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942003]

>>13941981
be mad, be sad, you'll unfilter me like everybody else.

[Anonymous No.13942110]

>>13941613
Deluded.

Holding link since day 1 (about 20 months) beat the equivalent of holding the market for 23 years. Lmaooo nocoiners are hopeless.

[Anonymous No.13942193]

>>13942110
>bragging about holding meme coins for years

i sold my chuck e cheese tokens in jan 2018 so im doing okay thank you

[Anonymous No.13942209]

CONFESS. And speak clearly, my children.

[Anonymous No.13942257]

>The Chinese government announced on Friday that it would create an “Unreliable Entity List” of foreign companies and individuals that threaten the interests of Chinese companies.
>“Foreign enterprises, organizations or individuals that do not comply with market rules, deviate from a contract’s spirit or impose blockades or stop supplies to Chinese enterprises for non-commercial purposes, and seriously damage the legitimate rights and interests of Chinese enterprises, will be included on a list of ‘unreliable entities’,”

Essentially, does that mean any companies that comply with American sanction against Chinese companies will be put onto the Chinese list and barred from dealing with China? Or maybe also other companies that introduced Dalai Lama/List Taiwan as a separate country/Doesn't show South China Sea as part of China/Support Korean government deploying THAAD/etc.?

[Anonymous No.13942279]

>>13942209
I sold all my Dud-weed positions at a 3% loss yesterday and went long on GLD

[Anonymous No.13942301]

>>13942257
theoretically yes. it could apply to anything china wants it to apply to. trump has executive authority to add whoever they want to the US entity list. this is the chinese version i suppose.

[LCI Guy (Real LCI Guy) No.13942308]

>>13942209
-8k total on a 17k portfolio so far. All red.

[Anonymous No.13942368]

>>13942209
me robinhood portfolio finally hit back break even 2 weeks ago and promosed self would not buy any penny stocks on it anymore but ended up buying CHK and AKS now portfolio back to 12% down :(

[Anonymous No.13942369]

>>13942209
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942380]

>>13942209
i lied to the thread all week and and just shit posted about positions i didn't have while i did the opposite of everything i said i was doing. and uhh fucking kinda feel bad about it... is this remorse?

[Anonymous No.13942409]

>>13942209
I got PINS cause out of the new batch of IPO's they seem to have the shit moving right. I hope they grow and get bought by a FAANG.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942428]

>>13942209
i think im in love with my new fridge

[Anonymous No.13942582]

>>13941857
>he doesnt make his portfolio into a custom weighted "ETF"

[Anonymous No.13942634]

Smart Money is pooling in FNMA & FMCC. Both organizations are trading at sub $3 in OTC markets.
They will be raising capital early next year in the largest IPOs in U.S. history.

Trump will probably tweet about bragging how he fixed the mortgage crisis. I currently have 60k sunk into FNMA and I expect it to shoot up beyond the $25-30 range.
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/trump-administration-plans-multi-billion-offering-of-fannie-mae-freddie-mac

>Don't say I never did anything for you /biz/

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942649]

>>13942582
brazil is doing great look at this ewz emerging shit that bottomed and we shorted and could have longed.

[Anonymous No.13942674]

>>13942634
er no, with a 100b capital raise the common shares will be so diluted that they will probably end up around 5-8 dollars

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942687]

>>13942634
yep it's time to long gold and shitcoins. you've convinced me.

[Anonymous No.13942710]

>>13939661
cute doggo

but he might smell bad

[Anonymous No.13942716]

>>13941217
What type of growth are you talking about? Haven't we been experiencing robust GDP growth?

>>13941343
>I have faith in the company
>Criminal CEO just abandoned ship while other top level execs are under criminal investigation
Oh lord... I know I'm wasting my time here, but goddamn son.

>>13941200
dubs!
You smoke weeds, dingdingbro? Inderesting. I guess most folks do though.
The comics are from a poster on /v/ and other boards, should be able to find more from reverse image search

[Anonymous No.13942720]

>>13939597
I am really looking at QCOM next week, semiconductors selling seems exhausted with creepy slow volume, this wants to come back to 70+

[Anonymous No.13942737]

>>13942716
market growth. we're been been going sideways since jan2018

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942753]

>>13942710
well he's from mexico so he probably smells like a democrat.

[Anonymous No.13942761]

>>13942674
Combined $100bn so each company is worth around 50bn... I personally bought FNMA 10 years ago when it was 44 cents so 8 dollars sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.13942786]

>>13942582
once me get portfolio back to initially gonna try this strat
am worried that robinhood only stocks gonna ruin the randomness though

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942794]

>>13942737
well we have to look at why we collapsed in 2018 in the first place, the fed rate was effectively 0 for a long time, and the market switched into realism.

[Anonymous No.13942808]

>>13942716
haha I only smoak the CBD weed, it's a special kind that has only .09% THC so you don't really get high. Regular weed makes me so paranoid I verge on actual insanity, you should see the things I've written or said to people back when I used to smoke the real weed. That's why my drugs of choice are synthetic chinese LSD analogues and DMT.

[Anonymous No.13942813]

>>13940573
Trump arguably is doing 4d chess by making the economy just soft enough to never raise rates.

>>13942409
Pins titties definitely sitting right, also I theoretically really like WeWork. LinkedIn was a 150 dollar stock before Microsoft bought them, WeWork feels so similar.

[Anonymous No.13942818]

>>13942687
What the hell are you talking about? These companies have been sweeping $2.4 bn every financial quarter to the U.S. treasury.

U.S. treasury says they have "paid back tax payers". Now the plan is for them to accumulate capital by stopping the dividend sweep to the treasury + re-IPO

[Anonymous No.13942838]

>>13942209
I sort of gave up on doing too much with my RH accounts and I've seen these threads for the time waste they are
Even when I try and have any actual discussion it never seems to work out.
Today I did work around my house , outside and inside, read some manga, and played some videogames.
I only did a couple sells and buys around open. I didn't waste any time in /smg/. and I'm proud of that.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942840]

>>13942737
honestly january 2018 was euphoria, look at the crypto bubble it broke ahead of time to pave the way for the end burst of that euphoria, give me a single pro business headline since november of 2017?

[Anonymous No.13942856]

>>13942761
not really a great return for 10 years, you could have bought cloud stocks and made much more

anyways a 2x isn't worth the risk

[Anonymous No.13942865]

>>13942838
Good for you anon
These threads should be treated as entertainment - same as trading with your RH account
Read lots of books, spend time with friends and family, devote time to your hobbies and interests, and most importantly, DYOR

[Anonymous No.13942878]

>>13942649
Brazil seems to me to be a country that is ever emerging never developed

[Anonymous No.13942880]

>>13942209
I've been buying mutual funds through my bank in lieu of paying off additional principal on my mortgage. So far its not working the way I planned. DCA right guys!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942893]

>>13942818
you're missing the big picture. these properties are over valued. there is not going to be a flood into these markets since the demand isn't there. the problem isn't a decrease in the supply, it's the demand and the valuation will end up tumbling in result. the only answer is a deflated dollar and more inflation, and an end result of 0 true growth.

[Anonymous No.13942905]

>>13942840
record low unemployment, wage growth at a 9 year high, highest consumer confidence in the last 17 years?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942912]

>>13942878
They're not getting tariffed over the president's temper tantrums.

[Anonymous No.13942922]

>>13942840
corporate profits at their highest since records were kept?

[Anonymous No.13942937]

>>13942856
This is why you're poor. You see an opportunity and shrug it off...

Remember the Trump effect. If he tweets about it, it will skyrocket beyond 2x

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13942950]

>>13942922
we cut taxes that would allow this to happen... are you not fucking looking at everything?

[Anonymous No.13942952]

>>13942937
i bought amazon 10 years ago so i'm up around 35x though
idk why anyone would buy FNMA 10 years ago honestly, shows that you have a lack of logical reasoning and bad understanding of opportunity cost

[Anonymous No.13942960]

>>13942912
That is another way of saying they aren't competitive enough

[Anonymous No.13942974]

>>13942950
uh i am looking at everything, you said 'give me a pro-business headline since 2017'. I've given them to you and you're telling me 'are you not fucking looking at everything?'

[Anonymous No.13942983]

>>13942893
Yeah right the demand isn't there because they are not paying dividends because it's under conservatorship and all the money goes to treasury

>Overall, Fannie Mae has paid $166 billion back to taxpayers since the bailout. That's $50 billion more than Treasury spent on its bailout. Freddie Mac has paid back $112 billion, or $41 billion more than its bailout cost.

You're telling me the greedy fucking bankers don't want a stock that performed this well over the past 10 years?

[Anonymous No.13943013]

>>13942983
stop trying to convince people to buy into your little PnD meme stock when the economy is about to collapse

go talk with coiners if you want to fantasize about doubling your money

[Anonymous No.13943023]

>>13942808
That’s pretty much why I don’t smoke weed.

Only did dmt once and it was in a bowl that had weed in it. So that wasn’t fun. Wish I could get some again some time, or really, wish I could get shrooms and not have to worry about being arrested. I think they do good things for depression and such, it’s still under researched.

>>13942838
Good job. You’re completely right. I don’t even have the attention span to do the research for all the tabs I open here.

I’ve really fucked myself over and may need a full year to recover all because I let myself waste all my time on here this semester. Really fucked myself over in one of my classes that I’ll have to repeat.

I gotta get my shit together. I’m already a boomer for chrissake. I could’ve finished everything Over spring break, or even this past week.

[Anonymous No.13943061]

>>13942952
I will remind you in 6 months or so. Don't buy - put $FNMA in your watchlist portfolio and remember May 31st 2019 when you first heard it here on /biz/ from a poster who lacks logical understanding... lmao...

We can't all be great men. I only strive to live in the shadow of such market wisdom as yours truly.

[Anonymous No.13943066]

>>13942716
Generic Pharma as a whole under allegations, good luck putting LCI on the hook even if you can implicate individual people

[Anonymous No.13943083]

>>13943013
Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac are pump & dump? Giant mortgage associations established by FDR are meme stocks... get the fuck out of here now I know you're an underage x35 loser...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13943149]

>>13943061
.t I also eat dicks

[Anonymous No.13943152]

Who galt master race?

[Anonymous No.13943155]

>>13943083
i think you may be interested in other such great investments like "bitcoin" and "chainlink", friend

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13943166]

>>13943083
i'm telling you housing valuations are too high to begin with, and you're not willing too accept what I have told you is true.

[Anonymous No.13943210]

>>13941791
Yes
Market buy into Bowl America

[Anonymous No.13943213]

>>13941671
You literally shill shit stocks
>big5 is gonna go mid teens guys
Yeah ok retard, where is it now?

[Anonymous No.13943231]

>>13941693
Why? The Chinese government literally devalues it on purpose to have an edge on trade.

[Anonymous No.13943233]

>>13943152
Never been quite this excited about a stock with this much upside. Nothing is a sure bet but it's about all I could ask for.

[Anonymous No.13943247]

>>13943213
IDK if you're pretending to be retarded or if you're the newest newfag in the whole world, but that isn't LCIguy, if it were he'd be using his tripcode

[Anonymous No.13943270]

>>13943231
>>Guo Shuqing, head of China’s banking and insurance regulator, said in a speech that speculators "shorting the yuan will inevitably suffer from a huge loss.”

they do not want a weak yuan it appears.

[Anonymous No.13943300]

>>13943155
Not interested in your drug money FUCK OFF KID.
>>13943166
Why should I accept anything you say. First of all you are worse than a faggot, you are a tripfaggot. A company that pays 270% of its current market capital in dividends every year to the treasury is overvalued.... lmao... stay mad

[Anonymous No.13943303]

>>13943270
>strong yuan
Is China finally gunning for the global cop role?

[Anonymous No.13943332]

>>13943233
>sure bet
Fuck it I'm selling on Monday at a loss. Ain't gonna git me again

[Anonymous No.13943363]

>>13943303
It's the east/west pendulum swing. This will be the millenium of the bug people.

[Anonymous No.13943378]

>>13943270
>>13943303
Chinese government don't want Yuan value to fluctuate or affected by foreign entity due to speculative betting, especially when it could cause devaluation to their currency which can be seen as a lost in confidence. That doesn't mean they will stop devaluating it by themselves

[Anonymous No.13943382]

>>13943270
>trusting the Chinese gubament
Yeah remind how they said trade deals are a go? Who the fuck is gonna want to buy cheap Chinese shit when it's no longer any cheap. Their whole competitive edge was cheap labor, a stronger yuan would fuck themselves over.

[Anonymous No.13943405]

>>13943363
Yeah if you mean the Asian anally painaled edition.

[Anonymous No.13943432]

>>13943382
well there are positives and negatives to having a low or high value yuan. they must obviously have a strategic goal in mind if they want a strong yuan.

>>13943378

who knows, nobody knows what they are really thinking. just putting it out their that there 'official' stance is to not devalue the yuan

[Anonymous No.13943441]

>>13943382
>hurr strong yuan bad

With a strong yuan they could dump US treasuries and buy up all of our assets since we don't produce anything the chinks want to buy.

[Anonymous No.13943443]

Why hasn't TSLA been shorted to oblivion?

>garbage financials
>whacko CEO
>sycophant board
>SEC investigation
>falling demand

I thought markets were supposed to be rational

[Anonymous No.13943463]

>>13943432
They want to be top dog like America but they are too many steps away from that. Not even the Chinese want the Chinese to be in control of the world. Look at how the Chinese treat other Chinese, it's a fucking sick culture over there.

[Anonymous No.13943479]

>>13943432
They also claim they have never devaluated the Yuan

[Anonymous No.13943483]

>>13943443
I drove on route 95 and I saw tesla chargers along the rest stops and tons of people charging at them. Can any other company say the same?

[Anonymous No.13943488]

>>13943443
Markets stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.13943511]

>>13943479
i think that's an impossible claim when everybody in every country prints money. no country can claim they do not manipulate their currency. the difference is countries get upset when another one does it better.

[Anonymous No.13943517]

>>13943443
Thanks for reminder time to buy them

[Anonymous No.13943519]

>>13943441
They aren't supposed to be doing that because it's kind of illegal and they are retarded for buying into our retarded house of cards ponzi scheme. At the end of the day we still got the most guns, most bases over seas, and we control way more energy rich resources such as oil. People would rather deal with Americas bullshit rather than China's fake cheap shit gutter oil because it is "convenient."

[Anonymous No.13943535]

>>13943511
They control their currency and they do print money but they claim they don't devaluate it.

[Anonymous No.13943550]

>>13943443
This is why you are poor. You are just jealous that Elon Musk is a genius with goth thotty gf with tid ol bitties.

[Anonymous No.13943578]

>>13943535
well than on that same token the every other country that prints money does not claim to be manipulating their currency either, yet in reality printing money creates inflation. i think what we can say is that some countries do not consider QE as 'devaluing' their currency.

[Anonymous No.13943618]

>>13943511
The yuan is pegged to gold, so it puts restraints on how much the govt can manipulate it. Also, China has been accumulating massive stockpiles of gold in preparation for the impending recession.

[Anonymous No.13943641]

>>13943578
Yea, they call it (((stimulus)))

[Anonymous No.13943660]

>>13943483
An EV market leader with lots of infrastructure. I'm not knocking the product or ambition. I'm knocking the leadership and financials, neither of which impress me.

>>13943488
Thanks for the reminder Mr. Keynes

>>13943517
No problem

>>13943550
I'm not poor or jealous of Elon. I want him to stop being a dumbfuck and succeed.

[Anonymous No.13943672]

>>13943578
Two things:
1. They can devlauate their currency but claim they aren't doing it
2. They can keep printing new money and send the inflation rate to infinite while still keeping the official exchange rate unchanged.

[Anonymous No.13943685]

>>13943660
You really think Tesla will go under?

[Anonymous No.13943691]

>>13943672
1. most countries devalue their currency but claim they aren't manipulating it

2. see 1.

[Anonymous No.13943752]

>Log in
>Sell short 2,000 of TQQQ at $50.50
>Chill
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ensues
>Buy to cover at $39.50
>Profit!

Tell me why there’s literally nothing wrong with this plan.

[Anonymous No.13943760]

Justice Department is reportedly preparing antitrust probe of Google.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/31/doj-preparing-antitrust-probe-of-google---dow-jones.html

[Anonymous No.13943779]

>>13939356
Down 1.18% today. Fug.

[Anonymous No.13943802]

>>13943685
I don't know anon, but I know set of distressed financials from the hole in my ass that's for sure. They need to turn it around, and quick. Stop all the promises of Tesla Model Y and Tesla Trucks and other shit when they can't even sell enough of their existing product line to generate cash flow

[Anonymous No.13943880]

>>13942786
just use a random number generator (use a different seed every time if you want even)

the real hard part is doing it with even weights in each stock without a 7 figure portfolio, or fractional shares

[Anonymous No.13943904]

>>13943760
Good. It's about damn time.

[Anonymous No.13943957]

>>13943802
It fucking acts like a penny stock.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13943964]

i told you mother fuckers to take yankees to win and the under. fucking morons

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13943986]

some one with a <90 IQ once told me, once the media picks up a scoop it's already too late.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13943987]

>>13943964
>watching boreball

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13944013]

>>13943987
it's a great sport where there is offense and defense... fixed time, if you can't understand the finesse it takes to use a bat to hit a ball going between 50 and 100+ mph maybe you're just a person who's parents bribed a college to get you on a team.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.13944030]

>>13943987
>>13944013
wait nevermind, there are no ties in baseball, it's pretty cool. we just play again until the finish is there. baseball is the most unique sport in the world, and you can thank america for the world series.

[Anonymous No.13944043]

>>13943987
It's the American pastime you fuck! It also encodes a freemasonic ritual which casts a powerful hold over the minds of observers

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13944085]

>>13944013
>>13944030
>>13944043
not for me, desu
though I don't currently regularly watch any sports in general

>>13944043
>tfw not schizo enough to believe in the occult

[Anonymous No.13944150]

>>13944085
That's okay, it believes in you!
“Everything flows out and in; everything has its tides;
all things rise and fall; the pendulum-swing manifests
in everything; the measure of the swing to the right,
is the measure of the swing to the left; rhythm
compensates”

[Anonymous No.13944168]

>>13943152
what are those other two GALTs?

[Anonymous No.13944212]

>>13943023
Why does everyone hype weed so much? It fucking sucks. Maybe you need African DNA.

>Google is going to be split up next month
>I didn't buy puts over the weekend and make 100000% gains FUCK

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13944253]

>>13944168
Leftover GALT RO units (just because robinhood hasn't gotten rid of them yet, not worth any value because the units are just a means of representing the number of shares and warrants were allowed to buy in the RO) and GALT warrants (from the RO)

GALT^ = RO units
GALTW = GALT warrants

[Anonymous No.13944260]

>>13944212
Google is gonna split into what? Android & Google search?

[Anonymous No.13944299]

>>13943760
Google will probably enjoy the probing.

[Anonymous No.13944355]

>>13943880
was gonna this https://raybb.github.io/random-stock-picker/

and weight will be alittle tricky but have many super algos that help with that

[Anonymous No.13944377]

>>13944260
>>13944299
Speaking of Google:

https://9to5google.com/2019/05/29/chrome-ad-blocking-enterprise-manifest-v3/

Good for bottom line & ad partners, will probably piss off tech-savvy consumers. I'd suggest getting a pi-hole if you want to still use Chrome and block ads

[Anonymous No.13944470]

>>13944355
just be careful
if you trim out expensive (or penny) stocks, in theory that trims out the pool of picks, making true random less "true"

but with no limits on what stocks you pick, you might have a week or month where (1/n)th of your portfolio has to be BRK.A stock
meaning your overall portfolio has to be at Least n*(BRK.A's current price), which could be insanely high

being able to buy fractional shares would certainly help, but only so much (and it depends on how small of a fraction you can buy)

also, nice dubs!

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13944476]

>>13942209
I'm about to get laid off from my job. They came in my office and told me they're consolidating the department and told me I have to apply to the open position. I know I won't get it; I'm too autistic and white for normies to handle.

I'm just gonna start trading for a living and hope I make it. Because God knows I can't go slave for shekels any longer.

[Anonymous No.13944573]

>>13944476
b..but who will deliver in the rain and heat and gloom of night?

[Anonymous No.13944602]

>>13944476
sounds like a great way to lose all your money

[Anonymous No.13944644]

>>13944476
saying you will trade for a living is the equivalent of saying "Im going to become an Olympic athlete" or "Im going to become a pro chess player"

[Anonymous No.13944669]

>>13944476
thats a shit feeling. My job security is also suspect on whether or not my team will still exist in the coming future. They claim everyone will just get shuffled to other teams, but you never know. maybe they will just axe everyone but the managers

[Anonymous No.13944721]

>>13944476
I'd focus my time instead on learning a marketable skill

[Anonymous No.13944722]

>>13944644
Not really but becoming a full time trader can be hard depending on how much money you have. If dobber has 1+ worth of rent he should be fine

[Anonymous No.13944758]

i dont understand why people choose to work for others for a living. i worked for 2 years out of college while working 5-6 hours when I came home on my software platform
now it makes me around 10k a month and I only work around 10 hours a week

[Anonymous No.13944847]

>>13944758
Yeah why doesn't everyone just do that. Stupid people.

[Anonymous No.13944860]

>>13944847
honestly if you can't teach yourself to code you shouldn't be investing in the stock market at all, just put it in a vanguard target fund and never touch it until retirement

[Anonymous No.13944873]

>>13944644
>>13944722
You are both correct, in the Obama market you could pretty much read a bunch of books and possibly do this for a good living, now in clown world, you pretty much have to be more lucky than good.

[Anonymous No.13944884]

May be getting a nice pay bump at work. about 8k more a year and that's after they suck out taxes.

[Anonymous No.13944896]

>>13944860
I think I see the point you're trying to make, albeit in a very retarded way: it takes a certain level of intelligence to learn complex concepts. But you definitely can make a good living as a trader without learning to code and the opposite is also true. Having both skill sets (and the time to actually put them to use) is pretty rare.

[Anonymous No.13944931]

>>13944896
unless you are in the unfortunate situation of working 2 minimum wage jobs you have ~32 hours during the weekend and 4 hours during the weekdays to create passive income

if you work an office job, there is an even higher chance that 80% of the time you're not doing anything and can use that time to learn as well

there are no excuses

[Anonymous No.13944965]

>>13944931
Okay, I'll concede that's it's easier than it ever has been to learn what you want, but some people might think life's not all about learning to create passive income. There are also physical and mental limitations that might hold people back.

[Anonymous No.13944976]

>>13944884
And it's all going straight into the bank & brokerage to. More T babies and more AMRN for me if it does happen. May get some MSFT as well, so many choices now with the nice big market shat going on. I can't wait! won't notice anything till the 15th or end of month though

[Anonymous No.13945174]

>>13944931
This
>>13944965
Defeatist shill

[Anonymous No.13945253]

>>13938708
>>13938708
this picture turns me on it's like i'm 12 again.

[Anonymous No.13945278]

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-05-31/trish-regan-liu-xin-fox-debate-featured-a-hidden-signal-in-jade
>“I wanted to wear pearl earrings at first, but after second thoughts, I decided to wear jade,” Ms. Liu explained in an interview with the Chinese state broadcaster. “‘Better broken jade than intact tile,’ is the spirit we need and want!”
Note, the word "broken jade" they use here is the same as the term "broken jade" Japan used toward the end of World War II, when Japan mainland was about to fall and they used the term to suggest a strategy that would turning every single citizens in the country into Kamikaze to fight till the last man standing.

[Anonymous No.13945336]

>>13945278
http://www.standardmandarin.com/idiom/Better-broken-jade-than-intact-tile

>Better broken jade than intact tile

>Death is preferable to dishonor

[Anonymous No.13945400]

>>13945278
STAHP RIPPING OFF BURGER IP GODDAMNIT

[Anonymous No.13945738]

>>13944476
I was laid off last November. I would have stayed at that job for decades. It was manual labor and nothing special. But the pay was decent and I didn't go home thinking about work. The entire plant was shut down and moved to Mexico mostly. Some to Salt Lake City.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13945883]

>>13945738
That's rough man. Whys things gotta be this way? Can't we just all have good paying jobs with ez contributions to the market? It's all just so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.13946164]

>>13944476
Didn't you just start your new job you stupid pathetic faggot? It's not too late to turn towards alcoholism and rek your life even harder.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.13946209]

>>13946164
No, I've been here for 8 months now. I haven't even been able to hold down a job for over a year because of layoffs like this. Then my employers care like "oh no u ain't ever been with anyone for a long time lmao"

The shit is fucking rigged, man.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.13946216]

>>13945883
>Can't we just all have good paying jobs with ez contributions to the market?

You just happened to be born in the wrong period of time

[Anonymous No.13946271]

>>13945278
>>13945336
well fuck, im out. im done until this blows over. putting everything into bonds.

[Anonymous No.13946292]

>>13941671
>LCI, CHK, KHC, LPTX, GBR
Every single one of the memestocks that I bought is down double-digit points because I refuse to sell low, so I just keep trying to catch the bottom.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.13946296]

>>13946209
:(
I'm sorry dobber. I can get you a job delivering pizza if you get desperate

[Anonymous No.13946311]

>>13946209
Don't let it get to you man, lay offs have been happening a lot in all industries. We all make it as long as we keep trying. Comped sushi awaits those who are strong. Don't give up on your dreams.

[Anonymous No.13946325]

>>13944476
Just tell HR that you're 1/8th Native American :^)

[Anonymous No.13946347]

>>13945883
>Can't we just all have good paying jobs with ez contributions to the market
If only you knew how the boomers REALLY had it.
>>13946209
>The shit is fucking rigged, man.
Reminder that this poster was arguing just the other day that the job market is fair, employees have all the information they need to find a quality job that pays them well, that any social safety net makes things too comfy for the poor.

I'm sad to hear this happened to you.

[Anonymous No.13946449]

>>13946209
Should have joined/formed a union my dude. Too late for this job but consider it for the next one. The employers care about the bottom line, not you; workers have to stand together to protect their livelihoods.

[Anonymous No.13946655]

>>13946449
Based and classpilled

[Anonymous No.13946697]

>>13946449
vile antisemitic image

[Anonymous No.13946715]

>>13946216
>You just happened to be born in the wrong period of time

MY BOOMER PARENTS AND TEACHERS TOLD ME IF I WENT TO UNIVERSITY AND GOT GOOD GRADES I WOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE GETTING GOOD PAYING STABLE JOB


assholes. liars and assholes and bastards.

[Anonymous No.13946716]

>>13946271
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-30/investors-brace-for-a-new-cold-war-that-will-last-our-careers

[Anonymous No.13946731]

>>13946716

bullish

[Anonymous No.13947026]

Short Roku? It's obscenely expensive right now

[Anonymous No.13947049]

>>13946715
>You know son, maybe if you spent more time practicing spreadsheets and handshakes, and less time drawing those chinese cartoon pictures, you'd have that job and be able to buy a home like me!

[Anonymous No.13948044]

Damn it Mickey, no one asked you, this doesn’t involve you!

>Bloomberg
Somehow they manage to have the most annoying article limits.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13948078]

>>13946296
>I can get you a job delivering pizza if you get desperate
could you just get a new fucking job already?

[Anonymous No.13948101]

you are all lying. the media claims we have record unemployment and its extremely easy to get a job.
continue buying stock.

[Anonymous No.13948113]

>>13948078
>it's been about a year since the potato field incident

[Anonymous No.13948156]

>>13948101
Unemployment is always record low on peak market. It only start to rise wheb recession hits

[Anonymous No.13948214]

>>13948044
>article limits
use outline.com. it's also effective for the globe & mail's really half ass attempt at subscription lock out.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.13948307]

>>13948113
what incident? Did he drive into one?

[Anonymous No.13949220]

> another year another graduation news day
>>13946715
its going to get exponentially worse as 2050 approaches

[Anonymous No.13949646]

god fuck dammit

[Anonymous No.13949751]

China has decided to launch a probe into FedEx Corp. for “allegedly damaging legitimate rights and interests” of Chinese users, the state-run Xinhua News Agency says on Saturday (via Weibo).

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.13949759]

>>13948044
>>13948214
https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome

[Anonymous No.13949784]

Who will USA ban in retaliation

[Anonymous No.13949899]

i dont know much about the stock market, but i do know a bit about the media and those pesky jews that run it.

whenever i see the media talking shit about something non-stop i start to wonder if they're spreading these rumors for a reason beyond reporting the news. a couple of years ago they would've lead you to believe that tesla was one of the most innovative companies out there and that they're putting up a good fight and any hurdle in their way they'd end up solving. and now in the last 6ish months if you look for news about tesla its all grim, it's like almost over night they started burning the company and reporting it in a very different light.

are they really that shit? or is this a good buy after it stops dumping? i really think they're trying to drive the price down so they can fill their bags again and do another pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.13949924]

>>13949899
Tesla is not worth its debt, it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.13949933]

>>13949784
I hope it's Australia.

[Anonymous No.13949961]

>>13949899
maybe if you learned to read the news you'd understand that Tesla is most likely going to collapse under its own debt OR do another capital raise, which will majorly dilute shareholders

[Anonymous No.13949972]

>>13949933
they can't ban us, we're already china

[Anonymous No.13949974]

>>13949924
Cool asf electric cars are worth the debt tho.

It's a self fulfilling prophecy. If you like tesla, then help them out by buying the dip.

[Anonymous No.13950050]

>>13949899
Look at the numbers, tesla has been a bubble all the time

Only reason companies like tesla exist is that they are cutting edge technology and that allows them to get away with beign a bubble

[Anonymous No.13950080]

>>13949974
buying the dip doesn't help them pay their debt. It just means that you give some random person out there $180, and they give you a TSLA share.
If you want to help TSLA, buy 100,000 model 3's (or more).

OR buy TSLA bonds in mass to drive down the yields. OR just give TSLA money directly, without asking for anything in return.
Buying their stock on the market does nothing. If you buy an absurd amount of their shares right now it might be enough to stabilize the share price for a little while, that's it. It'll cost you hundreds of millions of dollars.

[LCI Guy (Real LCI Guy) No.13950167]

>>13943213
Hehe newfag.

[Anonymous No.13950179]

there is a NEW THREAD

the NEW THREAD can be found here:

>>13950172

>>13950172

>>13950172

>>13950172