Alright linkies, you won.

[Anonymous No.13920599]

>FOMO about mainnet
>dive back into crypto from zero today
>stumble over one obstacle after the other, bitsquare requires safety deposit in BTC to buy BTC, localbitcoins require 2FA I lost
<sigh
>buys "minor" sum from coinbase for the purpose
>PANIC about imminent blog post, paranoid about gubmint, send it through some mixer I never heard of (http://bitblendbrfr2li5.onion FUCKING SCAMMER!)
>Vaporizes, no explanation, you sent no money to this ID it says, no contact info
>meanwhile blog is posted, mainnet live. JUST
>Check market, nothing happened. Just a little dip
<this is what i worked myself up over
Congrats linkfaggots, you lived rent free up there and made me waste my money. Hope the whales dump it hard next.