/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13919257]

IT'S UP
https://blog.chain.link/chainlink-live-ethereum-mainnet-connected-consensus/

[Anonymous No.13919265]

It’s ogre

[Anonymous No.13919267]

lmao sell sell sell shit code

[Anonymous No.13919271]

>>13919257
HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY REAL

[Anonymous No.13919275]

Get me in screenshot

[Anonymous No.13919278]

OMG THE DUMP.

[Anonymous No.13919286]

Guys

[Anonymous No.13919287]

ALL LINKS BECAME OBSOLETE WHAT THE FUCK>???????

[Anonymous No.13919292]

ITS KINO HOLD

[Anonymous No.13919297]

i was here

[Anonymous No.13919302]

Dear god.

[Anonymous No.13919304]

WE GOING TO 1K SUICEDES EOD CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.13919314]

MY GOD. IVE NEVER SEEN A RED DILDO SO BIG.

[Anonymous No.13919319]

>>13919257
Ctrl + f "fundamentally"

0 results

[Anonymous No.13919320]

>>13919257
nice id. buy chainlink

[Anonymous No.13919322]

screen shot this shit nigga!!!

[Anonymous No.13919324]

>>13919257
LOL.. I lost over 2000 bucks already

[Anonymous No.13919326]

ITS DUMPINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.13919330]

dumping hard

[Anonymous No.13919331]

>it's a written version of The Slides

[Anonymous No.13919332]

LINKCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!

[Anonymous No.13919339]

where do we suicide bros list the least painful ways to kill ourselves

[Anonymous No.13919340]

Time to bounce back!

[Anonymous No.13919341]

MARINEEEEEEEEEES I OREDER YOU TO HOLD THE LINE. MAINTAIN. DISCIPLINE.

[Anonymous No.13919347]

Fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.13919349]

AHAHAHAHAH ITS LITERALLY NOTHING

[Anonymous No.13919357]

Marine reporting in! Holding the line!

[Anonymous No.13919361]

NOT SELLING

[Anonymous No.13919364]

>>13919257
Oops, gonna dump

[Anonymous No.13919368]

IT HURTS MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.13919369]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

[Anonymous No.13919372]

Oh fuckkkkk

[Larry No.13919375]

WE ARE COMING BACK NOW THAT PEOPLE HAVE READ IT

[Anonymous No.13919377]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US SERGEY?!!?!?

[Anonymous No.13919379]

oh god

[Anonymous No.13919382]

>>13919257

Hahaha it's absolutely fucking nothing. I am dead lol

[Anonymous No.13919381]

He delayed a written of the slides for two weeks

[Anonymous No.13919383]

Finally I will be able to buy more on the cheap

[Anonymous No.13919388]

Absolute nothing burger

[Anonymous No.13919389]

CRASH IT

[Anonymous No.13919390]

HOLD THE LINE, MARINES!!!

[Anonymous No.13919391]

GUYS I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW WHATEVER HAPPENS THAT I'M A CUTE GIRL WITH A DICK

OKAY CONTINUE

[Anonymous No.13919393]

Guarenteed to reach 25 bucks now

[Anonymous No.13919397]

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

[Anonymous No.13919399]

It's up and it's.... Nothing. Well, I'm never selling anyways so doesn't matter in the long run

[Anonymous No.13919400]

Oh no...
It´s all over, i may kill myself later today. It was an honor link marines.

[Anonymous No.13919401]

COME AND GET MY STINKIES YOU CUNT

[Anonymous No.13919403]

Nothing new in mainnet blogpost. What a failure. Fuck you Sergey

[Anonymous No.13919405]

>>13919257
Market sold. Peace out guys it was a good run.

[Anonymous No.13919407]

>>13919257
a collection of >literally who

[Anonymous No.13919409]

put me in the cap

[Anonymous No.13919410]

>>13919375
READ IT?! Its literally his Power Point Presentation he has done 50 times at conferences. NO PARTNERSHIPS NO SWIFT NO DOCUSIGN> WHYYY

[Anonymous No.13919412]

Just bought another 10k

Never selling you shills

[Anonymous No.13919414]

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.13919417]

>we will briefly examine what we believe makes smart contracts unique, why solving the “oracle problem” is a critical next step in their evolution, and how Chainlink seeks to address this limitation of smart contracts today, in the near-term, and over the long-term.
>next step
WE DIDNT EVEN SOLVE ORACLE REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13919419]

>TFW BOUGHT THE DIP

[Anonymous No.13919421]

>still over 1.00
BLACKPILLERS BTFO

[Anonymous No.13919424]

DOWN WE GO RETARDS. I TOLD YOU!

[Anonymous No.13919426]

>>13919375

Youre fucking retarded. It's literally his standard bread and butter presentation

[Anonymous No.13919429]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.13919432]

YOU KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T SOLD THE STINKS

[Anonymous No.13919435]

Sell

[Anonymous No.13919438]

https://reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/bux62a/chainlink_creating_connected_consensus_main_net/

[Anonymous No.13919440]

RLC makes blog posts obsolete.

[Anonymous No.13919443]

I JUST SOLD FUCK THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ILL BUY BACK AT 0.40

[Anonymous No.13919446]

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.13919448]

Hold the line

[Anonymous No.13919450]

Ctrl f “coffee cup” 36 results

Holy shit it’s happening

[Anonymous No.13919452]

N-no

[Anonymous No.13919453]

>>13919324
Hahah 12k lost here.

[Anonymous No.13919454]

>>13919331
It actually is, holy shit kek

[Anonymous No.13919462]

They Tricked us. THis blog post is nothing. The Chainlink team made it seem like it was going to be more. I feel scammed.

[Anonymous No.13919466]

Wow. What now?

[Anonymous No.13919468]

SOMEONE JUST MARKET SOLD 2.1M LINK HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.13919471]

>We’re starting out with widely useful price data like the ETH to USD conversion rate, which we will provide in a fully decentralized manner at both the data source and the blockchain middleware/oracle levels.
LMAO you can already get that FOR FREE using makerdao's oracle.

[Anonymous No.13919472]

Luckily I'm already dead inside

[Anonymous No.13919479]

YES YES YESYE Y FUCK I KNEW IT WAS NOTHING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Will still accumulate when it goes sub 60c

[Anonymous No.13919483]

SERGEY DELAYED A WRITTEN VERSION OF THE SAME POWERPOINT HE'S BEEN USING SINCE 2017 FOR 2 WEEKS

[Anonymous No.13919485]

NEWFAGS: THIS IS NOTHING.

ANYONE WHO HELD THROUGH SIBOS DUMP WILL TELL YOU THIS.

STAY FUCKING STRONG MARINES, LINK WAS NEVER A HYPE TRAIN PROJECT.

THE PARTNERSHIPS WILL FLOW IN SLOWLY BUT SURELY.

[Anonymous No.13919486]

EOY 500 bucks.

Check em

[Anonymous No.13919487]

DEATH OR GLORY MARINES. TONIGHT WE EITHER PERISH OR ARRIVE AT THE GATES OF EDEN.IT WAS AN HONOR TO HOLD TOGETHER WITH YOU FRENS.

[Anonymous No.13919489]

>only sold 20% of my stack yesterday
Kinda regretting not selling more desu. Swinglinkers win again

[Anonymous No.13919491]

>>13919257
Look how whales grab all they can from weak hands of newlinkers

[Anonymous No.13919494]

WE WERE ALMOST THERE WE ALMOST MADE IT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME I WANTED TO LIVE IN LAMBO LAND I JUST APPLIED FOR A MORTGAGE ON MY DREAM HOME IM FUCKED SERGEY FUCKED THIS IS IT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

[Anonymous No.13919496]

>>13919468
Wow. That’s insane.

[Anonymous No.13919500]

>>13919257
Not a single partnership discovered. Disgusting

[Anonymous No.13919502]

>>13919468
The whales are trying to dump the price to shake off the weak hands.

[Anonymous No.13919505]

HAHAHAHA WHO SOLD? YOU STUPID BASTARD

THANKS FOR THE LINK

[Anonymous No.13919520]

>>13919491
its been 10 min. This shit is going to bleed out for a bit.

[Anonymous No.13919524]

Owning only 241 stinkies suddenly doesn't feel bad

[Anonymous No.13919526]

>Nice blogpost, faggot

[Anonymous No.13919525]

>>13919257
IT'S DOWN DOWN DOWN

[Anonymous No.13919529]

>>13919483
This

[Anonymous No.13919533]

SWINGLINKERS GETTING THE ROPE WE ARE BACK UP AGAIN! NEVER GOING UNDER 1.00

you had your chance, stay in or stay poor
honestly, I think the literal whos are solid. Olympus labs, hydrogen, we are fucking set if youk ow what they're doing

[Anonymous No.13919537]

$10 EOY. CAP IT

WEAK HANDS BTFO

[Anonymous No.13919538]

>>13919487
Enjoy a continued shit of a life, brethren.

[Anonymous No.13919540]

nice so its gonna go to $5 now

[Anonymous No.13919541]

>>13919257
>Undergoing a brief infrastructure review with a Chainlink team member, to go through a checklist of infrastructure (backup systems) and security (private keys) best practices needed for reliability and security.
>Undergoing a brief infrastructure review with a Chainlink team member
>MUH DECENTRALIZED ORACLES
>PASS OUR CENTRALIZED INTERVIEW FIRST GOY

[Anonymous No.13919545]

>>13919485
I'm holding, fren. Shorts will be on suicide watch soon.

[Anonymous No.13919546]

>>13919471
I told all you bumbling retards that ChainLink is what I like to call a 'long scam'. Don't just exit and run away but just potter around for so long, make yourself look really slow and incompetent to the point all your bagholders finally quit, then you can just leave without anyone being suspicious and you get to say oh well, guess it didn't work out.

Why are you people so dumb? I know why, it's because none of you understand anything about tech or finance. If you did you'd know ChainLink doesn't make any tech or financial sense.

[Anonymous No.13919549]

>>13919257
>3 nodes to start
>expanding to 21 nodes

ummmm

[Anonymous No.13919550]

>>13919257
Dumping as we speak. Swing linkers won again.

[Anonymous No.13919555]

>>13919319
just market sold all my link

[Anonymous No.13919556]

Fuck me bois I thank Jesus for not going all in to this shit token. Link is only one of the three projects I hold so this is nothing for me. Lafffiiiiiiiiiiiiing

[Anonymous No.13919564]

>>13919331
its true, holy shit

[Anonymous No.13919566]

fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVHyl0P_P-M

[Anonymous No.13919586]

Here i was

[Anonymous No.13919591]

>>13919549
>not even 21 nodes
>you have to pass an interview with chainlink employee to run a node
even eos is more decentralized

[Anonymous No.13919595]

You fuckers lied to me!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13919597]

that blog post was the most underwhelming piece of information about chainlink ive ever read. what a fucking mess lmfao.

[Anonymous No.13919600]

GREAT MORE TIME TO ACCUMULATE

[Anonymous No.13919604]

>>13919555
Me too desu. Sad day.

[Anonymous No.13919606]

I've never been more humiliated in my life

[Anonymous No.13919609]

look sergays former "projects" nextcoin... it was full pump and dump

hes enjoying investor moneys right now.

maybe next time you'll invest to some good legit project.

i wouldn't spend more than 100 bucks to this shit.

[Anonymous No.13919610]

>>13919591
NOOOO!!!

[Anonymous No.13919613]

>>13919491
what whales
those buy walls are weak as fuck and are probably old as fuck too, I bet they'll get cancelled

[Anonymous No.13919614]

BNC is doing the data feeds for NASDAQ, isn’t that right?

How am I a rando waging the only one who found this on my fifteen minute break.

You shitbirds don’t deserve LINK.

[Anonymous No.13919618]

NEVER SELLING YOU TRANNIES

[Anonymous No.13919624]

put me in screencap

[Anonymous No.13919627]

JUST REMEMBER

WE ARE HERE. BE WISE WITH YOUR DECISIONS.

[Anonymous No.13919629]

fuck you /biz
wheres the singularity?

[Anonymous No.13919635]

AHAHAHA its dumping

[Anonymous No.13919636]

>>13919629
a black hole singularity
we going to 0 lads

[Anonymous No.13919640]

>>13919489
"swinglinkers" LOL. you knew it's going to dump, why do you hate money? I've sold everything today and will rebuy in a month

[Anonymous No.13919642]

[Anonymous No.13919643]

>>13919257
>Be in denial then.

Literally everybody who isn't a brainlet on this board knows chainlink is a scam and that mainnet Isn't going to be as groundbreaking as every tard believes. The only reason non brainlets are holding is to DUMP right after mainnet.

The sad part is, after mainnet, you're going to keep on holding your heavy, foul, stinky bags and continue to believe in this grandiose delusion that YOU of ALL people deserve to be rich. Absolutely pathetic.
The pasta was true

[Anonymous No.13919645]

>>13919502
>muh whales
>muh strong hands
shit like this adds yet again to the pile of proof that unless you are a whale yourself, smart money investor, or something similar you will inevitably get fucked in crypto.

Small fish get eaten in this pond.

[Anonymous No.13919647]

>>13919627
I was wise. Sold 1.20 buy back 60 cents

[Anonymous No.13919651]

this is unironically going to 7.5k sats. you have been warned.

[Anonymous No.13919653]

>>13919614
this
hydrogen with TD
olympus labs with someone else big

swinglinkers and nufags are all dumb as fuck, I hope they keep selling, I just bought some discount bags as we speak

[Anonymous No.13919655]

you call that a dump? pfft

[Anonymous No.13919657]

I was here B

[Anonymous No.13919658]

>>13919627
Redpilled

[Anonymous No.13919667]

>>13919454
nice id dubs

[Anonymous No.13919668]

>>13919257
This dump will be glooooorious.

[Anonymous No.13919676]

People died for THIS???

[Anonymous No.13919678]

>>13919655
>didn't even dip below a dollar

[Anonymous No.13919682]

>the blogpost is literally the same presentation we have seen a hundred times in written form

[Anonymous No.13919688]

1000 SATS EOY

[Anonymous No.13919694]

>>13919682
EXIT
SCAM
????

[Anonymous No.13919709]

>>13919678
been 5 mins...

[Anonymous No.13919716]

going back up boys

[Anonymous No.13919722]

>>13919257
fuck, is this scam finally over now?

[RLC No.13919724]

SECOND BLOG IS UP

[Anonymous No.13919725]

HURRY UP AND CONFIM TRANSACTIONS ETH SO I CAN BUY THE DUMP AHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.13919726]

IT'S MELTING DoOoOoOoOoOWWwWnNNn noooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.13919727]

>>13919491
imagine being this delusional

[Anonymous No.13919731]

>>13919614
Get back to slaving, bitch nigger.

[Anonymous No.13919734]

8k here we come

[Anonymous No.13919742]

>the same slideshow in written form
>you need to be APPROVED by the devs to be a node operator
it's ober

[Anonymous No.13919743]

Where are the big partnerships?

[Anonymous No.13919748]

already recovering

1000 eoy

[Anonymous No.13919749]

"Partnerships with big companies"

Literally know zero of the 200 listed and i know a lot of companies

[Anonymous No.13919750]

bouncing back slowly - 10$ eoy thank you panic sellers.

[Anonymous No.13919754]

>>13919678
SSSH We are making nu-linkers and r*dditors to sell their stacks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.13919762]

>>13919724
No one has realised yet

[Anonymous No.13919763]

to all the newfags waiting on the sidlines be prepared to buy the dip

do not buy this first one. check the monthly 40 moving average bolliger bands then decide to you what you wanna do

buy the dip

[Anonymous No.13919764]

https://blog.chain.link/threshold-signatures-in-chainlink/

real blog post

[Anonymous No.13919776]

You all realize that you've brought this dump into reality because you believed in it, right?

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.13919780]

>>13919754
;)

[Anonymous No.13919785]

THE FUCKERS FROM BINANCE WON'T SEND ME SMS AUTHENTICATION AND I CANNOT SELL FUCK ALL OF THIS CRYPTO SCAM.

[Anonymous No.13919788]

>>13919764
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WHAT IS THIS WILD RIDE?

[Anonymous No.13919794]

>>13919419
Buddy this ain't the dip yet. We dumping even more soon. See you boys at 80 cents.

[Anonymous No.13919800]

wrecked

[Anonymous No.13919801]

>>13919776
you are a MANIAC

[Anonymous No.13919802]

>>13919764
THE REAL BLOGPOST GET READY FOR THE BIG GREEN DILDO BUYBUYBUY

[Anonymous No.13919807]

>>13919785
you thank him later,

[Anonymous No.13919815]

>down .05 from yesterday
>didn't even drop to my conservative buy order, let alone my lowball buy order
is this a dump? It doesn't feel like one.

[Anonymous No.13919816]

>>13919764

WTF THIS ISNT A MATH LESSON NERDS WHERES THE MOON

[Anonymous No.13919822]

>>13919764
yooooo whats this

[Anonymous No.13919823]

>>13919742
Can I still call my node 1488JEWKILLER?

[Anonymous No.13919824]

this is a shakeout

[Anonymous No.13919829]

>>13919794
>he thought 1 guy market selling 2m was the "dip"
nigga we goign to 7.5k sats

[Anonymous No.13919838]

What did they mean by this?
Explain to a brainlet

[Anonymous No.13919843]

>>13919764
HOLY SHIT, IT'S A SERIES OF BLOGPOSTS

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, HOW COULD YOU DOUBT BASED SERGEY

[Anonymous No.13919848]

[Anonymous No.13919851]

>>13919794
>thinks we're going under a dollar

[Anonymous No.13919854]

>>13919764

[Anonymous No.13919858]

>>13919764
AAAAAAAAHHH ALL MY LINKS ARE GONE

[Anonymous No.13919859]

>>13919824
moonbois and weak hands will perish

[Anonymous No.13919861]

>>13919764
Blog post is shit.
Sell.

[Anonymous No.13919865]

>>13919776
10% dump?
that was it?
weak.
should have gotten a vacation so i can swing since i dont know into programming and bots.

too bad it seems that is a must to be able to run a node in the first phase.
ffs. that is annoying but eh. this is a death or glory pact.

[Anonymous No.13919867]

>>13919823
Based

[Anonymous No.13919886]

>>13919838
WORD SALAD

EXIT SCAM COMMENCING

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.13919901]

>>13919591
>you have to pass an interview with chainlink employee to run a node
Fuck, i'm real bad with actual people

[Anonymous No.13919914]

strap in marines.

[Anonymous No.13919916]

Fugggg bros. Where are the banks? Where are the insurance companies? Where are the nodes? My whole body hurts.

[Anonymous No.13919922]

mercatox has taken 20 minutes to receive my btc to buy link and i missed the extreme dip i want to shoot myself

[Anonymous No.13919923]

This was a experiment. We are the monkeys.

[Anonymous No.13919941]

Dump is over—redditors have been shaken off.

We march toward $1000 now.

[Anonymous No.13919949]

Reminder that early swingy linkies always win :)))

[Anonymous No.13919953]

Why the fuck are we recovering?

[Anonymous No.13919972]

No word about the 350 million Link for network incentives.
Sergey might aswell call it the "BicMac fund", that fat greedy russian.

[Anonymous No.13919976]

>>13919381
FUCKING THIS WHAT A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT ITS JUST HIS PRESENTATION IN BLOG FORM WTF

[Anonymous No.13919978]

>>13919953
New Blogpost. Get on or get out.

[Anonymous No.13919989]

It's going back up, guys. Strap in.

[Anonymous No.13919997]

>>13919953
mainnet dump was already mostly priced in before mainnet. that massive red dildo was the final stage. now we go sideways in the 1.10s.

[Anonymous No.13919998]

>>13919764
we getting rich confirmed

[Anonymous No.13920005]

Sergey never said anything about announcing new partnerships, only about their future plans regarding chainlink. You fuck wits should calm down.

[Anonymous No.13920006]

>>13919978
it’s gibberish ponzi math lol
>blog post
kek, enjoy losing money on this scam

[Anonymous No.13920009]

GUYS MAYBE THE REAL SINGULARITY WAS THE FRENS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

[Anonymous No.13920013]

>>13919941
based and linkpilled

remain calm brothers, you should know by now just how comfy things really are

[Anonymous No.13920019]

>>13919901
Don't worry, they're all autistic too. Just don't tell them about the Jews and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.13920020]

Why was this delayed? this is nothing new

[Anonymous No.13920035]

We're suddenly dumping upwards again.

[Anonymous No.13920042]

PRESS S TO SPIT ON THOSE FUDDERS FOR DOUBTING BASED SERGEY

[Anonymous No.13920046]

>>13919764
this is fake

[Anonymous No.13920054]

>>13920006
>I'm too stupid to understand so it must be bullshit
You'll look back on this day with such regret.

[Anonymous No.13920072]

>>13919953

Cope.

Maybe because the 4th Industrial Revolution just started?!

[Anonymous No.13920074]

>>13920035
DEAD CAT BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.13920077]

>>13920009
fuck off. we had all the friends we could handle on 4chan already.
the singularity is all those friends getting filthy rich and reforging the world to suit our channer sensibilities as ze new elite and replace a certain hooknosed hun.

[Anonymous No.13920082]

>>13919257
>literally the same presentation this fat fuck has been doing just written out
>a list of the same who’s who of literal whos
I hold LINK, but this is hilarious

[Anonymous No.13920084]

>>13919997
this. i have repeatedly told you faggots that we are years away from legit adoption. i think we will actually bleed out to a little under a dollar over the remainder of 2019

[Anonymous No.13920099]

>>13920074
>dead cat bounce to nearly the point at which the initial FUD dump began

[Anonymous No.13920100]

>>13919922
>not having it ready beforehand
your fault

[Anonymous No.13920104]

I can not fucking believe this. This is an all-time moment right here today, between this utter disappointment and the BTCSV bullshit, where the whole world is laughing at us. What a fucking joke. Will check back in 2025.

[Anonymous No.13920105]

>>13920074
textbook dead cat bounce. coincidentally, Big Macs are also made out of dead cats

[Anonymous No.13920111]

>>13919764
>a blogpost summarizing algorithms and code made up by other, smarter people
>something that is an implementation detail and has no real place on the blog, except as a brainlet marketing to appear "smart"
>this is somehow good for link

[Anonymous No.13920115]

Dubs and I put all my eth in

[Anonymous No.13920132]

>>13919764
PEDERSEN COMMITMENTS pages full of math algebra what the fuuuuuuck ??*

[Anonymous No.13920136]

>>13920099
CHECKED YOUR COPE

[Anonymous No.13920137]

M here. Since I was a kid, I’ve always been as straight as an arrow, no doubt in my mind about it. But then, two years ago, I discovered futanari. At first I was disgusted, but for god knows what reason, I kept watching. Over the next year I developed a strong futa fetish, and throughout last year, it began to evolve. I started to get into pegging, and then trans porn. Last month I fell off the deep end and started getting off to men’s dicks. I still am very much attracted to women, but I don’t think I’m attracted to men. Just... dicks... I love dicks... What’s happening to me? Am I turning bi? Has anyone else felt the same?

[Anonymous No.13920139]

I can’t believe you delusional faggots thought sergey would announce partnerships in a blog post

[Anonymous No.13920143]

>>13920084
I'd like it to swing like such a mad jojo that it manages to shake of the bots and starts scaring whales, and the marines buy up their bags and only then start to moon.

[Anonymous No.13920144]

>>13920104
>imagine being this much of a faggot

[Anonymous No.13920171]

my head hurts, frens

[Anonymous No.13920174]

I'm so close to making it. I'm going to keep fighting. I'm going to make it!

[Anonymous No.13920207]

>>13920174
You literally just have to sell and buy back in

[Anonymous No.13920208]

>back at 13k
I have a feeling that today's gonna be a good day

[Anonymous No.13920212]

Just realised the ""HQ"" is in the Cayman Islands - a hub for offshore accounts.

Can't wait to see Stinkies get rekt

[Anonymous No.13920224]

>>13919257
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY /BIZ/ I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE BIG MAC STORE WHAT HAPPENED???????!!!!?!?!?!!

[Anonymous No.13920229]

Sell the bounce

[Anonymous No.13920232]

Sell it guys, it's over.
Sell it in upcoming hour, i'm buying very single bag you have.
Sell it guys.
You don't need link, link is a failure.

[Anonymous No.13920236]

>>13920046
reddit fag no linker cope

[Anonymous No.13920239]

>>13920208
seriously

The fact that it hasn't crashed hard in the past half hour is a sign of something

[Anonymous No.13920242]

>>13920207
Things like that don't work out for me. I'll just buy more when I can.

[Anonymous No.13920244]

>>13919391
Come over

[Anonymous No.13920252]

>>13920224
First blogpost came out and it was literally nothing so nulinkers and reddit dumped, second blogpost dropped and it bounced back up.

[Anonymous No.13920256]

[Anonymous No.13920264]

>>13920171
you had two years to learn the maths fren

[Anonymous No.13920266]

>>13920239

I think it's mostly because autists hold most of the circ supply and aren't selling because everyone wants to stake.

[Anonymous No.13920267]

The blog post is actually very damn good. Especially the threshold signature post, effectively negated CW’s patent troll. Also, scaling is technically permissible under this setup. I’m 100% bullish on this.

Also, congrats team!

[Anonymous No.13920268]

>>13919953
Sergey revealed the true blog post, first one was a head-fake to shake out piece of shit non-believing weak hands.

Second blog post proves he's intelligent enough to pull this off and is a true autist, not a fraud scammer.

[Anonymous No.13920272]

Blah blah blah derivatives blah blah blah trillions

[Anonymous No.13920276]

>>13920006
Credits sent out to Ari Juels. I'm trusting the blog post.

[Anonymous No.13920279]

>>13920229

we all drank our urine for 9 months straight, in the womb. Amniotic fluid is urine. For the first 3 months it’s mainly your mom’s pee. And for the remaining 6 months it’s mainly yours. There’s no umbilical cord attached to your genitals. The umbilical cord is attached to your intestines. And that should be another proof to people that urine is not a waste product, waste goes through your intestines. That’s what that excretory channel is for. If urine were a waste product, how is it possible that from day one, just about, the human fetus, the zygote, the embryo, is floating in urine? Urine is actually the ultimate, perfect, water, liquid. It’s what we grow in. And we would not have grown without it. And when you’re in the womb, if you remember, you breathe like a fish. You actually are continually sucking your own urine down your mouth. And that is more proof that it’s not a waste product.[2011] Andrew Norton Webber interview (Urine therapy, distilled water) by Chrissy McMahon

[Anonymous No.13920289]

>>13920266
That could be a factor too, in which case it'll hover for eternity.

That said a good chunk of this dump was caused by one single whale, someone unironically market sold 2.1 million link

[Anonymous No.13920290]

>>13920268
coping this hard

[Anonymous No.13920296]

>>13919257
someone dumped it to 11000 but it got back up instantly.
nice try though

[Anonymous No.13920297]

Legitimately just sold. Made solid gains now that I know it's just another token. This was supposed to be the NDA closure and big reveal.

[Anonymous No.13920303]

>>13919953
because chainlink is the real deal

most coins dump hard on mainnet because they're trash, link isn't one of them

[Anonymous No.13920304]

>>13920266
we hold less than 10% of the circ supply.

[Anonymous No.13920308]

>>13919462
Go to a feelings-court

[Anonymous No.13920321]

Do I buy now or wait?

[Anonymous No.13920328]

>>13920297
Weak handed faggot

[Anonymous No.13920330]

>>13920297
OUCH! its already back to 13k LMFAO SWING LINKERS GET FUCKED

[Anonymous No.13920344]

>>13920297
i really hope this is bait

[Anonymous No.13920347]

You'll join REQqies soon enough

[Anonymous No.13920349]

>>13919472
Same

[Anonymous No.13920352]

>>13920328
Bruh I turned 12k cash into 14k cash + 8,000 LINK. I'm fine with my life now.

[Anonymous No.13920355]

>>13920297
you fucked up anon

[Anonymous No.13920357]

>>13920224
based

[Anonymous No.13920358]

i just came back from masterbating and smoking

WTF chainlink hit 98 cents?

jesus good thing i was away. i would haev sold.

[Anonymous No.13920369]

>Managed to snag more LINK at $1.00
That was one heck of a fire sale. Only had a few minutes to get some but now I am strapped in and ready for the moonride

[Anonymous No.13920381]

>>13920321
There is no right decision. You either want in or you don't.

[Anonymous No.13920388]

>>13920297
lmao get fucking cucked, it's already rose back to 13k

[Anonymous No.13920395]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO YOU FUCKING KIKES

[Anonymous No.13920396]

>>13920330
??? what do you mean it's "back" to 13k? I sold at 13k.

>>13920355
I hope so, I have 8k LINK left that I never have to touch ever, it's already a cash profit for me even if it dives to $0. I can hold til 2024 for kicks.

[Anonymous No.13920409]

AHAHAHAHAHA ITS OVER FOR LINKIES AHAHAHAHA

NO PARTNERSHIPS, NO MICROSOFT, NO IBM, NO BIG NEWS

ITS OVER FOR YOU!!

[Anonymous No.13920416]

>>13919483
He always play 4D chess for obscure reasons, if in the end he's right we make it big otherwise we're permafucked

[Anonymous No.13920418]

>>13920115
Trips and I go full portfolio

[Anonymous No.13920419]

>>13920054
so why don’t you explain it to me? use simple terms please

[Anonymous No.13920444]

>>13920388
see >>13920396

What do you mean "rose" back to 13k? I sold at 13k. I'm not swinging, I'm just done. This was a net gain of sats and USD and even LINK since my stack isn't depleted, but I don't have to worry about losing money anymore. My initial +15% gains is returning to my bank account.

[Anonymous No.13920463]

>>13920444
checked

[Anonymous No.13920469]

>>13920444
checked

[Anonymous No.13920495]

>>13920409
Far from over you fucking moron. Lol

[Anonymous No.13920507]

HI, I'M HERE FOR THE NODE INTERVIEW

[Anonymous No.13920530]

>>13920419
OH NONONO you don't get spoonfed that easy, reddit

[Anonymous No.13920536]

>>13920104
>utter disappointment and the BTCSV bullshit
You have to be clinically retarded to have thought anything positive about Craig or bsv

[Anonymous No.13920540]

>>13919257
TLDR, so is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.13920546]

IT'S A FUCKING
>POWERPOINT PRESENTATION
LMAO

[Anonymous No.13920564]

>>13919391
cute and same

[Anonymous No.13920571]

>>13920540
anon
its over

[Anonymous No.13920640]

>>13919485
This. But, any idea why he doesn't play the hype card? Is he unironically THIS confident that link is the real deal no matter what? What are we missing? I mean just think about it for a sec, he could've announced the 30+ literally who partners/clients in one shot and to trigger a guaranteed pump, instead he waited for the whos to slowly make the announcements first, one by one, and the shit went as unnoticed as possible. Come on it was a no-brainer and not remotely a pr shill, but he still chosed the 'hard' way. He had nothing to lose and it was all profit, so why is that?
While this totally anti-shill tactic makes me bullish given the opposite absolute state of crypto, I'm absolutely unable to wrap my head around it

[Anonymous No.13920641]

>>13920564
<3 <3 <3!!!
>>13920244
Sorry I only date other women with dicks

[Anonymous No.13920642]

hahahahaha really professional site you have there...

[Anonymous No.13920655]

>>13920530
i’m not looking for spoonfeeding, just if someone could explain something complex in an easy way. i got my answer, thanks

[Anonymous No.13920705]

>>13920642
you sure got 'em buddy, they're utterly destroyed

[Anonymous No.13920727]

>>13919257
Did no one see the ID?
BUY

[Anonymous No.13920737]

Jokes on them, I wanted to lose money.

[Anonymous No.13920776]

>>13920727

[Anonymous No.13920793]

>another whale dumps another million

[Anonymous No.13920805]

Guatón culiao perdí cualquier plata

[Anonymous No.13920816]

>>13920640
anons already explained this in another thread. he wants to keep the price relatively stable for now for professionalism's sake, as well as an easy in with companies. he will sell his links for cheap to the big players as an incentive to get them in the door.
there are more reasons but these are just a few. he knows smart contracts are something for the long term, no need to rush it really.

[Anonymous No.13920844]

I don't know what any of this means so I'm buying

[Anonymous No.13920855]

>>13920727
oh shit

[Anonymous No.13920880]

The USDT sell side is so damn thin. Someone buying an average 25k stack would pump the price 8 cents lmao

[Anonymous No.13920942]

Here's a coin that is actually mooning
hGMfuH

[Anonymous No.13920949]

>>13920507
fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.13920999]

>>13920949
UNDERRATED

[Anonymous No.13921011]

>>13920816
That's stupid and false. Link works like any other token it can be sold as a percentage of not as a whole. Additionally they aren't giving anybody free Link, whoever is using Link pays in fiat, the network runs on Link. Keeping the price down crap is bullshit, makes zero sense.

[Anonymous No.13921066]

>>13919901
NEET NODES BTFO
(Why am I fudding now, it kind of actually hurts)

[Anonymous No.13921138]

>>13920267
Threshold sig post looks like its talking about a serious gas cost reduction, no wonder vitalik hates him.
It's like cutting the cost by over 1000 times or some shit I have to read it more closely because I'm a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.13921194]

>>13919549
chainlink is a scam

[Anonymous No.13921223]

>>13920564
Kik?

[Anonymous No.13921228]

>>13921138
Cuts it by 1500x

[Anonymous No.13921293]

>>13920816
>he wants to keep the price relatively stable for now for professionalism's sake, as well as an easy in with companies
B-but we have decimals for that, don't tell me that it's for the psychological effect

[Anonymous No.13921336]

>>13921293
How new are you? Two words.
>coffee
>standard

[Anonymous No.13921344]

>>13920641
>tfw no cryptowaifu to /sig/ and hodl with

>>13921223
I'm not into hookups.

[Anonymous No.13921389]

>>13921344
>I'm not into hookups.
So what are you a trap for, kek

[Anonymous No.13921413]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.13921438]

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.13921461]

>>13920297
fucking lunch money.

[Anonymous No.13921491]

>>13921438
Predicting a falling wedge all the way down to the dollar resistance. Probably going to go below that boys

[Anonymous No.13921492]

>>13921389
dysphoria you wigger

[Anonymous No.13921498]

>>13920297
>linklet opinions

[Anonymous No.13921529]

This is so surreal, like that's it? I thought there'd be trumpets or something, but I didn't even notice it had happened.

[Anonymous No.13921533]

>>13921138
Why would Vitalik hate him? Part of the implementation is one of Vitalik's ideas

[Anonymous No.13921553]

so we have 2 years of working for just one single use case (price tickers)?

[Anonymous No.13921571]

>a 3 person team couldn't deliver on the whitepaper
But dozens of /biz/ pajeets told me it was just fud!

[Anonymous No.13921604]

>>13921293
a larping faggot in a bathroom the other day (i think he was the one) said that he worked at some company and that they mentioned there being scarcity concerns. Sounds like bullshit to me, there's a billion and the neets only have a handful, but who knows, maybe there really is a bit of a scarcity problem, I think its more of a liquidity problem since they probably didn't foresee a bunch of basement dwellers and 30yo boomers getting serious about a NEVER SELLING meme.
Each token that a /biz/let gets will probably just go back into their stack, I imagine very few will actually sell lots frequently. This is good, because it will make linkholders rich, and then sergey will need to write a blogpost about a scaling solution for the "NEET-induced scarcity problem", like he did about cutting gas costs 15k times. This will be a thing, the whole world will be running on link and enterprises will be begging sergey to solve the NEET-induced scarcity problem. Sergey will create a new token that adds decimals or cuts up links like crispr or some shit.
Then oldfags will buy into the scarcity solution , and then that will moon, and Earth and Mars will prosper even more. But the scaling solution tokens will also become scarce, and then there will be another scaling solution that the whole world begs for, and so the oldfags will fuck that up too, getting richer and richer in the process.
A never-ending bullrun sparked by delusional, immature cobblers on a traditional Botswanan wedding attire forum .

[Anonymous No.13921613]

Wat

[Anonymous No.13921658]

>>13921533
the gas cost becomes exponentially more efficient as the the network grows. So the larger link becomes, the more eth needs it to survive. this has always been the case, and why vitalik always shills non sergey projects.

[Anonymous No.13921752]

>>13921138
It’s about the digital signature aggregation. This is actually the best news so far, CWS bullshit is like Damocles sword hanging above our head. Now this will negate whatever patent he filled BSV.

[Anonymous No.13921789]

$1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.13921806]

Man I needed the fckin monies, not in 202X but now!! Bought @ 15k, lmao trolled by biz once again

[Anonymous No.13921832]

literally every coin dumps on mainnet release so whatever