Mainnet Eve

[Anonymous No.13905474]

so what are you guys doing on mainnet eve?
>go to work
>get nothing done
>spend most of my day shitposting and reading main net speculations
>come home to gf
>shes picked up big macs for dinner after me explaining the memes to her
>pray before dinner
>”dear lord, thank you for giving me the opportunity to change our lives. Please give sergey your guidance and blessing to make chainlink a success. my kinky stay super stinky $1keoy amen”
>finish dinner and cuddle with gf while shitposting

Tonight’s the night lads enjoy the anticipation. Once it finally takes off I can make an honest woman of her and start making some white babies

[Anonymous No.13905491]

Im waiting for some juicy hopium on biz.

[Anonymous No.13905508]

I’m going to McDonald’s and buying a couple Big Macs.
>inb4 muh health
It’s Mainnet eve

[Anonymous No.13905531]

>>13905474
>shitpost on /biz/ all day
>qt3.14 gf picks me up from work and prepares us some weird Chinese food her mom made her
>Asks me how much day was, explain to her that I haven't been productive at all because main net tomorrow
>She is excited too
>We fuck
>Laying here now and she's getting back in bed after using br
>She's coming back to bed now
>Running quickly
Bye friends.dndm

[Anonymous No.13905535]

>>13905474
>tfw no chainlink gf to support me in these trying times
i'm happy for you anon. that's a comfy evening.
i'm spending my night shitposting and watching south park until i pass out and wake up at 5 to wagecuck. i'd call off work but i'm hourly and need more money to be invest

[Anonymous No.13905550]

somebody post the meme of the fat groyper making it to the top of the illuminati pyramid thanks to link

it's my favorite

[Anonymous No.13905551]

>>13905474
> Quiet day
> Shitposting
> Trying on snow clothes
> Waiting patiently

[Anonymous No.13905554]

>>13905535
don’t worry fren, we’re all together on mainnet eve

[Anonymous No.13905604]

>>13905554
thanks anon
>>13905550
i might have it gimme one sec
>>13905508
>>13905531
>>13905551
based
>>13905491
the wait is over

[Anonymous No.13905622]

>>13905474
Just got declined for a job. Got jerked around by a start up for two weeks, all to end up here. But LINK makes up for it. Im aggressively hoping for riches.

[Anonymous No.13905624]

>>13905474

Homie, nothing is more comfy than having a cute girlfriend who likes to hang out while you shitpost. Mine is also an ASMR performer and LOVES to get fucked by me and ride on the back of my motorcycle around NYC :-)

[Anonymous No.13905636]

I am gonna suck dicks all day off Craigslist to help with the singularity.
The gods demand sacrifices you plebs.

[Anonymous No.13905643]

Can someone Linkify this for Mainnet Eve?

[Anonymous No.13905656]

>>13905622
Checked, stay strong fren. it could be worse, you could be a dirty nolinker

[Anonymous No.13905657]

>>13905550
i thought i had the illuminati one but i don't i'm sorry friend

[Anonymous No.13905663]

If we see some serious dildos I will enjoy a big Mac in honor of Sergey

[Anonymous No.13905685]

>>13905656
thank fren.

aslo, Im thinking link is gonna pump because it has already had a dump. and the price has been stable, just doesnt make sense why it would be stable for days and then dump.

[Anonymous No.13905705]

gonna watch some jojo and maybe cry

[Anonymous No.13905723]

>>13905685
what if I told you it’s going to pump because you believe it’s going to pump?
were all in this together fren

[Anonymous No.13905808]

just got off the phone with my dad
>hey that chainlink stock you bought for me is way up!
>convinced him to buy a 1k suicide stack at 20 cents that I hold in my wallet for him
>he just now checked it’s price since then and thinks I’m a genius
>tell him if he wants it to go higher he has to go buy Big Macs for dinner for him and my mom
>he’s unironically buying them now for the memes

[Anonymous No.13905924]

>>13905705
don’t be sad fren. we’re all together tonight

[Anonymous No.13905940]

>>13905808
based

[Anonymous No.13905949]

>>13905808
Kek based anon. Enjoy them with your dad.

[Anonymous No.13905982]

>>13905808
Enjoy Anon :)
Treasure these

[Anonymous No.13906001]

>>13905474
so confirmed I have to get a big mac? what if im gluten int and don't eat meat or onions or sugars?

[Anonymous No.13906018]

>>13906001
get a big mac and unironically give it away to a homeless person

[Anonymous No.13906105]

>>13906001
what
>>13906018
says. the symbolism is important fren

[Anonymous No.13906205]

Ethereum Chart

[Anonymous No.13906229]

[Anonymous No.13906340]

>>13906205
were gonna make it fren

[Anonymous No.13906366]

>>13906001
Are you fucking stupid? if you dont eat meat then you guaranteed eat tons of sugar in the form of starch.

[Anonymous No.13906387]

>>13906205
>>13906229

[Anonymous No.13906395]

>>13906205
>>13906229
the link 6 month run looks a lot like eth's march - sept run

[Anonymous No.13906413]

>>13906387
THIS is where we're at right now bois… holy fuck

[Anonymous No.13906497]

>Wake up
>Drive to work
>Write some code
>Make some BS marketing powerpoint slides
>Try to talk to co-workers who probably hate my guts
>Check binance a couple times every hour
>Price keeps dropping
>Come back from work
>Try to talk to qt at the mail boxes, but my autism causes me to spill spaghetti
>Head back to my condo filled with shame
>Check binance
>Price is still dropping
>Eat some chicken for dinner
>Go to the gym to try and bury my shame
>Check binance at the end of the workout
>Price is still dropping
I want to stay positive, and if Chain link moons then there might be a chance that I don't die alone, but if it dumps and no one uses it, then I honestly don't know what to do next.

[Anonymous No.13906525]

>>13906497
Didnt sergey say that they have people who are ready to use the network? thought i remembered that from somewhere

[Anonymous No.13906597]

>>13906525
he specifically states that they didn’t want to have a main net release with nothing to show for it. that they’d have people using it from day one since there is only one chance to do it right

[Anonymous No.13906598]

>>13906525
I really hope so anon, really hope so. If a Swift/Intel/Microsoft/etc actually is poised to use it, then there's not going to be a problem left in the world.

[Anonymous No.13906641]

>>13905474
Be in denial then.

Literally everybody who isn't a brainlet on this board knows chainlink is a scam and that mainnet Isn't going to be as groundbreaking as every tard believes. The only reason non brainlets are holding is to DUMP right after mainnet.

The sad part is, after mainnet, you're going to keep on holding your heavy, foul, stinky bags and continue to believe in this grandiose delusion that YOU of ALL people deserve to be rich. Absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.13906669]

I'm going to work so I can continue to buy more.

[Anonymous No.13906688]

>>13906641
Yikes. This guy is not smart

[Anonymous No.13906713]

>>13906641
Stand down marine the war is over.

[Anonymous No.13907207]

>>13906413
Nice fud, it's gonna do a lot more than 24x

[Anonymous No.13907240]

>>13906597
where the FUCK does he say that holy shit

[Anonymous No.13907250]

>>13906366
I don't eat starch.


geez npcs really..

[Anonymous No.13907262]

>>13905508
So Big Macs are actual meme? I bought them few days ago and they were literally too big to eat? Why not eat Royale with cheese or something

[Anonymous No.13907337]

>>13907262
>royale with cheese
Is that like the بيج ماك we have in sweden?

[Anonymous No.13907369]

>>13905474
lf gf to chainmeme w
>t. big dick big bag linkholder

[Anonymous No.13907383]

>>13907369
i could be your gf t. (male)

[Anonymous No.13907413]

sold 45k, going to buy back in at the bottom. spent the night drinking beers with australian tourist roasties

[Anonymous No.13907428]

>>13907383
sorry not gay anon. nor would I profit emotionally from this - not bizness.
>gonna be a no for me anon

[Anonymous No.13907459]

waiting

[Anonymous No.13907470]

Gf just said "i know how much you have in your bank account" in an argument about finances. Is this a red flag? What do?

[Anonymous No.13907477]

>Go to work
>Get nothing done
>Go to the gym
>Make some BBQ pulled chicken for dinner
>Dad and I watch Vikings for a bit
>Play some vidya with my dad
>Pretend like my life will be meaningful in the future and I will become rich EOY
>Pray to my lord and savior Sergey
>Go to bed

I have waited, and wagecucked, and saved every fucking penny I could. The day of our salvation approaches. When I make it, I will pay off my family's debts and try to grow my money further with low risk investments while still growing a small stack in crypto just in case.

Do you guys think there will be more opportunities to increase our stacks in the future? I don't want to be greedy but I don't think I'm going to "make it" with these 10K links even though I know why they'll be useful. I don't know why, just a gut feeling

[Anonymous No.13907490]

>>13906641
its ok fren, i'll save 5 links for you
when it moons you can apologize and get them

[Anonymous No.13907489]

>>13906497
we are all in this together.

[Anonymous No.13907513]

Should i buy 1000 LINK now or wait for dump, i have no idea what to do i am completely new can someone help me

[Anonymous No.13907531]

>>13905474
>not sniffing her butthole
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.13907560]

>>13907513
If you buy now it might go down and you feel bad.

If you don't buy and it goes up to 3-5 bucks or higher will you feel worse?

[Anonymous No.13907572]

>>13907513
THERE
IS
NO
GOOD
TIME
TO
BUY
CRYPTO
EVER

Don't fall for the "WE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE THERE'S A DIP!" meme. How many bears kept saying "lelelelel 1K BTC EOM!, 3K any day now! We're going to 5K!". All it takes it one giant fucking green dildo and that was your chance to make money right there. If you want to risk the possibility that there may or may not be a dip to $1 so you can get like another 200 links or whatever the fuck go right ahead, but is it worth the risk of this shit going parabolic while your dick is in your hand dreaming of lambos?

Don't be a faggot and just buy the coins. If it dips congratulations that's your chance to buy more.

[Anonymous No.13907575]

>>13905550

[Anonymous No.13907617]

>>13907572
The obvious exception here is pump and dump schemes, or FOMOing of course. I typed this before but fat fingered ESC and lost it all.

[Anonymous No.13907624]

>>13907470
Dump her right now. As in immediately as soon as you read this.

[Anonymous No.13907647]

I have jury duty

rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.13907651]

>>13907470
Unless she's jabbing you about NOT having money that is the red flag equivalent of a 2018 red dildo anon

Enjoy the divorce proceedings and child support in 10 years

[Anonymous No.13907653]

>>13907531
dont worry fren, her brapper is well and truly sniffed

[Anonymous No.13907693]

WHERE BUY SERGAY'S SHIRT????

[Anonymous No.13907731]

>>13907693
They were sold out long ago. If I knew my closet would be full of them.

How much LINK to buy sergey's shirt after singularity?

[Anonymous No.13907861]

>>13907731
Surely they are still available for sale! Tell pls! Also Sergay is a big mac, I need something more fitting.

[Anonymous No.13907933]

>drink like forty ounces of coffee and can't sleep so don't sleep at all on the night before mainnet eve
>get out of my tent super duper early before dawn to start light depping muh ganja
>throw four thousand square feet of plastic tarp over my eighty-eight weed plants
>forty-four indica & forty-four sativa
>duck back into the sleeping bag for like four hours
>fitfully dream in cubes & plaid
>get back up and pull the plastic back off to let the sunlight fall upon my plants as they begin going into flower
>continue setting up the germination stations for the twenty-four thousand cbd hemp seeds about to get started for the fourteen acre farm
>go down the road to the field to
grab pallets and cleann up the empty totes and other trash after having ten tons of fertilizer spread
>run more marijuana & cannabis industry business
>calculate profits expected later this year from holding chainlink & growing hemp & ganja
>mfw incredibly stinky legally licensed & incorporated ganjafarmer giving praise & thanks to [redacted] link one kay eee oh why mufuggin cheggum

[Anonymous No.13907981]

>>13907933
Checked and weedlinked

[Anonymous No.13907988]

what time is mainet
i know tonight but when

[Anonymous No.13908004]

>>13905474
>having to explain memes
just don't

[Anonymous No.13908024]

>>13907988
I wonder the same

[Anonymous No.13908099]

>>13907575
thanks fren

this meme is perfect

[Anonymous No.13908299]

>>13907470

top kek, you even got the kok id

[Anonymous No.13908327]

>>13906597
>>13907240
I remember Sergey saying something along these lines at one of his speeches, but it's definitely what they're aiming to do. They've been working on this since 2014, quite possibly earlier. This is an industry project through and through, we weren't meant to find it but now we're along for the ride.

[Anonymous No.13908337]

>>13905474
my body is ready

[Anonymous No.13908343]

OHHH FUCK... did this chink copied Sergey codes or he just build it from scratch on the side?

[Anonymous No.13908360]

>>13908343
This gay twink should get the kneepads ready.

[Anonymous No.13908396]

>>13908327
>>will not be okay with a half baked version
>delivers half baked version

[Anonymous No.13908400]

>>13908343
Oh look, a chinaman stealing an idea, what a shock.

[Anonymous No.13908719]

>>13905474
Listening to the poignant, timely jams....

https://youtu.be/2CvwmvaJDdg

[Anonymous No.13908723]

>>13908400
Checked and chinapilled

[Anonymous No.13908804]

>>13907933
Is that splash christ in the photo?

[Anonymous No.13909238]

>>13905474
Working a 12h shift
5$/h + tips
2017 OG marine
6k linklet stack

I just want to escape the jews so bad