/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13883980]

>Anon you make so much on crypto! teach me so I can be rich like you!
>pull up coinbase
>ugh this is too boring I don't understand it
literally everytime my dumbass friends want me to teach them about crypto they give up 5 minutes in, and they have the gall to say the reason they aren't rich is because I won't teach them.

[Anonymous No.13884039]

NEVER tell anyone around you about your success with crypto. Especially not your family and friends.

[Anonymous No.13884042]

>>13883980

When a woman says you’re good at something and she wants you to teach her, it’s actually her body telling her she wants you to impregnate her and teach her sons your skills. This Darwinian instinct just manifests itself as this cutesy “tee hee I want to learn” bs but it’s all basic primal shit.

It’s like how girls will swoon over a guy playing guitar and ask him to show them how to play but don’t give two fucks what a “chord progression” is.

[Anonymous No.13884076]

>>13884039
this.

anon, please. you have to understand, people are on their own journey/path in life. it's ok to suggest/talk about something and if they show interest guide them, but if theyre disinterested that's not on you. just DO YOU. it's you who puts food on your table, you who makes sure you have a roof over your head, you pay your bills. stop thinking about your friends and start your journey fren.

[Anonymous No.13884078]

>>13884042
kek, I'm imagining a party where instead of all the girls swarming around a guitar player they're swarming around a guy with his blockfolio pulled up.

[Anonymous No.13884124]

The only reason you give your gains on crypto is to provoke respect in others

normies have a worldview where money comes through hard work only, so you won't provoke respect if you show crypto gains, you will get jealousy and they will think you are a scammer or a leech

[Anonymous No.13884129]

>>13884078
a million dollars in shitcoins making 20% gains is a lot more interesting than a guitar

[Anonymous No.13884151]

>>13884124

next time you want to flaunt gains just say you have a business or something that seems like some big responsability, like the /fit/ posters that say you they do a few pushups around the week to get the physique of a daily 2 hour PPL routine

[Anonymous No.13884205]

>>13884151

money is a touchy topic for normies because they have so much of their self worth attached to fake beliefs about integrity and wagecucking, giving advice about money is like going around normies trying to redpill them about women nature or some shit, they will just recoil from it because they would get too woke too fast and all the goyim defense mechanism work at full force to try to control the damage

[Anonymous No.13884222]

>>13883980
>gf tries to pretend to be interested in any business talk but fails.
>asks about crypto
>literally 4 words into answer eyes roll back can’t stay engaged starts fidgeting.
>I explain that all gains will be mine since she can’t even try to learn
>”well you’ll just spend $$ on me”
>mfw

[Anonymous No.13884259]

>>13884129
Not if it's a 12 string

[Anonymous No.13884338]

>>13884259