/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13880284]

Suppose that I am a respected artist who can work freely with other suspected artists. Suppose that I have a stable of models. Suppose that I also have the machinery to make these models famous internationally. Suppose that I could package a wide variety of securities which could be sold privately based upon these arrangements.

What kind of investment do you think that I could draw?

[Anonymous No.13880306]

>>13880284
>Artist
>Respected
LMAO no

[Anonymous No.13880313]

>>13880284
none

[Anonymous No.13880327]

>>13880284
Kneepad securities

[Anonymous No.13880352]

>>13880284
Depends - if you’re in cali and you can flex on silicon valley vc nerds who aren’t naturally good with money by showing off models, probably eight figures

Just throw some buzzwords in there

[Anonymous No.13880361]

zero dollars

[Anonymous No.13880374]

>>13880352

Eight figures over how long a period? When do you think they'd start getting antsy on demanding to see some kind of return?

[Anonymous No.13881252]

>>13880306

uwu

[Anonymous No.13881359]

>>13880374
playboy was a CIA program to control men with hot ass bitches via mags and actual prostitution

[Anonymous No.13881383]

>>13881359
preying on the number one thing men want was a CIA program. okay dude. are the jews involved as well?

[Anonymous No.13881406]

>>13881359

I often marvel at how people believe in valuations of assets that made Larry Flynt out to be wealthier than Hugh Hefner was.

[Anonymous No.13881459]

>>13880284
Suppose that I am a respected pajeet who can use the potty with other potty trained pajeets. Suppose that I have a stable of toilets. Suppose that I also have the machinery to make these toilets internationally. Suppose that I could package a wide variety of toilets which could be sold privately based upon these arrangements.

What kind of investment do you think that I could draw?

[Anonymous No.13881677]

>>13881459

Why my good pajeet, I could make your toilets internationally famous. They would be front and center of every trade show. They could be hooked up to plumbing in major infrastructure investments in a great many places, supposing that you were interested in a bulk rate.

[Anonymous No.13881754]

>>13880374
You could keep vc at bay indefinitely as long as you’re scaling - shit you don’t even need to be profitable, just growing revenue yoy and dominating whatever niche or space you’re in

You could house of cards it and get further investors to buy out initial investors at higher valuations a la uber, but it doesnt sound like this biz idea is worth 50bb+

[Anonymous No.13881768]

>>13880374
it's current year, buddy
return doesn't matter, only reach/monthly users

[Anonymous No.13881846]

>>13881754

I'd have to be scaling to a point where I'm going from making models famous to promoting brands and doing major league marketing to investing in building my own brands.

It is scalable, but it's a matter of knowing when to trade eggs and chickens for poultry farms.

>>13881768

Interesting hypothesis.

[Anonymous No.13881853]

>>13880284
Now suppose you've all the wealth in the world, employing so as to gain more power. At that point the only utility of such an investment is its ability to function as a honey pot where beautiful models get folks in the door, but the crazed parties with bedrooms full of underaged sex slaves ensure they're blackmailable.

[Anonymous No.13881878]

>>13881853

I think a smart idea is to get off of the elevator at a point you're comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.13881992]

>>13880284
How about first you get that coke problem under control

[Anonymous No.13882009]

>>13881992

>impling I'm going to switch to pepsi

[Anonymous No.13882539]

>>13880284
If you have all of this stuff why don't you just fucking pull the trigger and not have to worry about paying back investors?

[Anonymous No.13882825]

>>13882539

Because there are costs in the short term that represent hurdles that would eat into margins and thus long term gains.