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1385558 No.1385558 [Reply] [Original]

What's the best way to negotiate a higher allowance from your mum?

>> No.1385563

>>1385558

Threaten that you'll never move out otherwise.

>> No.1385564

>>1385558
Try r9k, underage b&

>> No.1385594

>>1385558

Do more stuff around the house

Don't ask for a raise first, show your worth and then ask for a raise, just like how it is in real life.

You could also camwhore. Yes, there are sick bastards that will pay to watch you squirt mustard on your manboobs and lick it up while having a vibrator up your ass.

>> No.1386071

Have you tried poo poo pee pee on the stove?
If all else fails poo poo pee pee on her bed.

>> No.1386158

>>1385564

I think you underestimate just how many manchildren are on here.

>> No.1386163

>>1385594
Bullshit. What if you are an ugly fat manlet with a tiny penis, like OP?

>> No.1386164

>>1385558

Give her the D I guess.

I'd advice you get a job.

>> No.1386196

>>1385558
Don't.
You don't deserve an allowance anyway.

Go find your fortune.