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https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/5ceb073dc5fad6.03685018/sergey-nazarov-arrested-following-alleged-swift-ceo-attack

Holy shit linkies BTFO

"Sergey Nazarov, the CEO of a small company "SmartContract Ltd" was arrested Monday morning following a violent attack on "SWIFT" CEO Gottfried Leibbrandt. Sergey was seen entering Mr. Gottfried's office sunday afternoon while appearing to be drunk. Employee witnesses say that they heard loud violent outburst and screaming when they decided to call the police. Upon the police's arrival Mr. Nazarov was allegedly seen punching Mr. Gottfried's unconscious body while mumbling about "big macs and oracles".

Mr. Gottfried was hospitalized but received no heavy injuries. We asked Mr. Gottfried for his comments regarding this incident.

"He is a maniac. He first contacted me two years ago asking if I want a partnership with his company, to which I replied that all partnerships are formed over years of hard work and we can't just partner with anybody. He took that as a confirmation of the partnership and has since shared it everywhere on his company's website. He is not mentally stable." said Mr. Gottfried about Nazarov's violent behavior.

After Mr. Nazarov's arrest, the police has searched his pockets and found a half-consumed big mac, a "chainlin" plushie and an unencrypted ledger cryptocurrency wallet that contained 650,000,000 LINK tokens.

If convicted, Mr. Nazarov faces up to 10 years in jail."

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>>13850455
ha, yea sure

>> No.13850520

>>13850455
>404 not found

nice try idiot

>> No.13850555

Holy shit the link is real

>> No.13850600

Um linkies??? This isn't true is it?

>> No.13850629

>>13850455
>Monday morning
mong

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>>13850455
OMG IT'S LEGIT JUST SOLD ALL MY LINK STUPID SIR GAY HOW COULD I BELIEVE HIS LIES JUST SOLD EVEN MORE LINK

>> No.13850648

>>13850455
It's all over

>> No.13850682

high effort checked; high quality, checked.

nice bait faggot

>> No.13850701

Ohhh nooooo

Main article is FAKE. Create your own fake news.

Fake News Generator - use it to create your own joke news articles. Add your pictures, write headlines and text, share with friends.

>> No.13850710

why is this gif so badly executed

>> No.13850852

>>13850455
Kek

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>>13850455
>click to homepage
>"Fake News Generator"
ive seen better FUD

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>>13850887
Nooo it's all real SELL SELL SELL